#can he be real

[ittybittyluci]

Can I just say…. I am eternally grateful that the majority of the Hazbin Hotel fandom has collectively decided that Lucifer is the most wholesome being on the planet. Like, anytime I see posts of headcanons surrounding him and/or different characters, he’s always the one who takes the most wholesome approach to everything. I love it. We all have decided that he is a soft boi who is physically incapable of being mean to anyone he genuinely cares about and it’s so fucking great!

I love this little man

[kensatou]

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

[ghcstcd]

Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy

[eeriedragone]

And that’s how he discovered Fordtramarine!

Couldn’t find the post of the og meme so here

⚠️ i"ve also made a Bill Cipher PMV if anyone is interested :')

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[lunarwednesday]

Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.

[mr-malumm]

Morning routine of local TV star

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[beif0ngs]

Hobie being Miles' #1 supporter, hype man & homie 👊🏿

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[housederiva]

Do not let anyone drive you away from fucking that old man in the coming months my brethren

[seohyunsfavorite]

Simon is just so big and muscular (tree trunk thighs..), like the size difference is just mind boggling, and he’s not gentle either, like if you’re looking for a gentle giant, thats not him

He’ll put you in a headlock while fucking you from behind, and that’s probably when he’ll try to be a bit gentle cause he’s trying so hard to fight the urge to snap your neck

Not that he’d want to hurt you like that but all those years in the field it’s just muscle memory!!

[sclappin]

Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

[bishonenvoicedbyadyke]

thinking about the armand painting again and how violent its very existence is. like there's layers to this.....this is a painting that was paid for with your body. in it, along with cattle and dogs, you're pictured worshipping your abuser, kneeling at his feet. your skin is whitened. your features barely recognizable...... and now this painting is in a public museum here for everyone to see. like anyone can come and see your bare, vulnerable throat.

[lyril]

you don't get it okay... you don't understand..... .