#can eat my ass

[sailoreuterpe]

My Father of English Descent: The English Monarchy is the best form of government! All of the countries that are ruled by the English are so lucky! Being ruled by the English is the best! My Mother of Irish Descent:

[the-loser-table]

Living the nightmare of my partner not being able to tell their family about me or take me home for holidays...

[jellyjamheadobb]

our lord and savior garlic bread

[aseuki]

[SOUL] - The Roche Limit

"A unique convergence of elements...gave a stubborn soul one last chance at revenge."

Marx | Sectonia | Fecto Elfilis

[xxplastic-cubexx]

How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.

i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here

[bigcatbulges]

Source - Zinthings

(Artist's Ko-fi Twitch Redbubble Gumroad and Discord)

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[yummycrummy]

poopstal three 💥

[taikk0]

the unspoken broflovski family curse

[jongotti3]

YabaBeth 😍😍😍💛💛💛🍑🍑🍑

[addystuffs]

ok ok ok i need to talk about smth i noticed watching the new helluva boss ep.. spoilers obvi.

so during 2 minute notice, when fizz finally calls out mammons name, sure, we see him get pretty pissed.

but he doesnt actually do anything until fizz says he quits.

he does not care if fizz lyrically roasts him. he only cares if he loses him. the face of his brand. because thats the most important thing to him. fizz raking in money. because like ozzie said, fizz is a way better performer than him.

he is so greedy, he is ready to let fizz yell "fuck you" over and over in a song, as long as he still works for him.

anyway just another reason mammon fucking sucks!!

[achoirofcritters]

also in regards to anti-pit bull people,

never will forget when those sorts of people were publicly attacking my photography business page because I did an adoption photoshoot for a bully breed puppy my friend was fostering, and not only were they shit-talking my work & me as a person and both of my dogs (one of which is an AUSSIE) and saying my "shitbull" was going to kill my aussie (jokes on them I guess since she died of cancer and they got along great her whole life (: motherfuckers), but they were also making jokes and threatening to post gore of mangled aussies on my page

but I was supposed to be the horrible, irresponsible, unhinged one for owning a pit bull type dog and photographing bully dogs??? like do people even hear themselves-

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[xreanimatedcorpse]

Someone fire this man he barely does anything 💔

Being serious I do love Volition a whole lot. Mine is just Extra Pathetic™️ and I have not passed a SINGLE active check first try with this dude (I’ve played this game what. 6 times now? 7 times?)

…yes I know it’s mostly my fault for giving Harry low Volition but. It’s funnier to imagine Volition is just terrible at his job

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[chryseiswriting-blog]

Fuck all y’all. I’ve been pronouncing it Jean like blue jeans and I ain’t about to stop just cause some French man on YouTube told me how it’s actually pronounced 😤

Jan?!? JJJAN? Like JAUN!????

YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME IT RHYMES WITH SEAN AND IS CLOSER TO SAN AND JAN THAN APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR?!?

No. Denied. Go home, you’re drunk.