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sailoreuterpe · 2 years ago
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My Father of English Descent: The English Monarchy is the best form of government! All of the countries that are ruled by the English are so lucky! Being ruled by the English is the best! My Mother of Irish Descent:
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the-loser-table · 1 year ago
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Living the nightmare of my partner not being able to tell their family about me or take me home for holidays...
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deaddovedonotqueef · 28 days ago
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Mages want me
Templars fear me
I am not allowed within 300 feet of a chantry
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jellyjamheadobb · 8 months ago
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our lord and savior garlic bread
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ms-demeanor · 2 days ago
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Large Bastard was busy having organs swapped and I was moving us between two states in 2021 and in the overwhelming state of crushing panic I didn't even realize that we'd missed filing our taxes until 2023. I thought we'd filed too late to qualify for the stimulus, and was shocked when a check showed up last week.
If you haven't filed your 2021 taxes for any reason, you have until April 15th 2025 to file your 2021 taxes to receive your unclaimed stimulus check.
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bittasol · 1 month ago
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smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before
#iruma suzuki#clara valac#azz alice asmodeus#love trio#m!ik#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#irumas expression in the first one went through lotsa phases#lotsa extreme frusterated and sickly faces#which felt a little ooc to me cuz irumas someone who smiles in the face of despair#but also we’ve seen iruma at his most frusterated and fed up in reaction to his parents#(at least until kalegos brother told him he was disgusting which btw we should jump him for that)#(and SORTA when gyari calls him ugly but that was less serious lol)#anyway i decided to try going for a very tired forced smile for this#abuse mention#<just in case#to me this is irumas parents presenting iruma to a camera for a family portrait so they can show off their darling little boy to friends#meanwhile darling little boy has been eating trash behind the mall they found him at#so hes tired and hungry cuz the last time he saw em was two months ago otherwise he would have faked it a little better#i think in this moment hes frustrated and a little disgusted by them#enough to almost deny the treats they dangle over him#but rule one (1) is iruma suzuki that cannot say no#im not sure i conveyed the little micro expression kinda frusteration that i wanted to but its close nough#style change for love trio suddenly iruma has lips my bad LOL#suits the theme tho! i think irumas genre; art style; life changes when he met those two#clarazz would hate being compared to irumas dusty ass parents in any way even as foils sorry to them for this post actually 😭#ANYWAY…#did u know love trio have the same smile?#fanart#my art
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ranchuppi · 1 month ago
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Listening to fantasy high on audio and I wanted to draw the main cast before I saw the canon designs
One thing I’d change is I forgot fig’s combat boots ;-;
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aseuki · 9 months ago
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[SOUL] - The Roche Limit
"A unique convergence of elements...gave a stubborn soul one last chance at revenge."
Marx | Sectonia | Fecto Elfilis
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.
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i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here
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bigcatbulges · 1 year ago
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Source - Zinthings
(Artist's Ko-fi Twitch Redbubble Gumroad and Discord)
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dollypopup · 8 months ago
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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"
My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???
Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor
His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?
Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?
Be so serious right now
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yummycrummy · 6 months ago
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poopstal three 💥
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jongotti3 · 5 months ago
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YabaBeth 😍😍😍💛💛💛🍑🍑🍑
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boarloved-art · 28 days ago
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damn binghe is ur shizun single..?
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taikk0 · 2 years ago
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the unspoken broflovski family curse
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addystuffs · 1 year ago
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ok ok ok i need to talk about smth i noticed watching the new helluva boss ep.. spoilers obvi.
so during 2 minute notice, when fizz finally calls out mammons name, sure, we see him get pretty pissed.
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but he doesnt actually do anything until fizz says he quits.
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he does not care if fizz lyrically roasts him. he only cares if he loses him. the face of his brand. because thats the most important thing to him. fizz raking in money. because like ozzie said, fizz is a way better performer than him.
he is so greedy, he is ready to let fizz yell "fuck you" over and over in a song, as long as he still works for him.
anyway just another reason mammon fucking sucks!!
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