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My Father of English Descent: The English Monarchy is the best form of government! All of the countries that are ruled by the English are so lucky! Being ruled by the English is the best! My Mother of Irish Descent:
#Notes by Nikki#colonialism#If I have to hear him talk about the fucking coronation one. more. time. I might have a fucking coronary#The English Monarchy#the coronation#king charles lll#can eat my ass#queen elizabeth ii#and no#they aren't married any more#it's way more complicated than just a divorce#suffice to say#but they do NOT agree on politics#thor meme#is it though?#is it though meme#I don't blame him for loving his mother's culture#but there is a huge difference between ''I like English books and food and music and all of those wonderful things''#and ''I like hereditary monarchies that depend on colonialism and genocide and racism and sexism to continue existing''
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Living the nightmare of my partner not being able to tell their family about me or take me home for holidays...
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Mages want me
Templars fear me
I am not allowed within 300 feet of a chantry
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our lord and savior garlic bread
#Bro I can eat that shit up all day#Do NOT take my ass to a restaurant with garlic bread /j#rey rambles#meme#memes#lmao#dumb shit#lol#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#haha#humor#jokes#garlic#garlic bread#silly#sillyposting
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Large Bastard was busy having organs swapped and I was moving us between two states in 2021 and in the overwhelming state of crushing panic I didn't even realize that we'd missed filing our taxes until 2023. I thought we'd filed too late to qualify for the stimulus, and was shocked when a check showed up last week.
If you haven't filed your 2021 taxes for any reason, you have until April 15th 2025 to file your 2021 taxes to receive your unclaimed stimulus check.
#that check absolutely saved my ass#like in a we can eat and buy meds that were in question last week way
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smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before
#iruma suzuki#clara valac#azz alice asmodeus#love trio#m!ik#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#irumas expression in the first one went through lotsa phases#lotsa extreme frusterated and sickly faces#which felt a little ooc to me cuz irumas someone who smiles in the face of despair#but also we’ve seen iruma at his most frusterated and fed up in reaction to his parents#(at least until kalegos brother told him he was disgusting which btw we should jump him for that)#(and SORTA when gyari calls him ugly but that was less serious lol)#anyway i decided to try going for a very tired forced smile for this#abuse mention#<just in case#to me this is irumas parents presenting iruma to a camera for a family portrait so they can show off their darling little boy to friends#meanwhile darling little boy has been eating trash behind the mall they found him at#so hes tired and hungry cuz the last time he saw em was two months ago otherwise he would have faked it a little better#i think in this moment hes frustrated and a little disgusted by them#enough to almost deny the treats they dangle over him#but rule one (1) is iruma suzuki that cannot say no#im not sure i conveyed the little micro expression kinda frusteration that i wanted to but its close nough#style change for love trio suddenly iruma has lips my bad LOL#suits the theme tho! i think irumas genre; art style; life changes when he met those two#clarazz would hate being compared to irumas dusty ass parents in any way even as foils sorry to them for this post actually 😭#ANYWAY…#did u know love trio have the same smile?#fanart#my art
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Listening to fantasy high on audio and I wanted to draw the main cast before I saw the canon designs
One thing I’d change is I forgot fig’s combat boots ;-;
#fantasy high#freshman year#I’m glad I did cause the canon designs all look skinny and lanky#artist for fantasy high seems very talented but they are trapped in vizziepop’s spindle legged world#what do u mean riz is a tall lanky boy with a square jaw he’s a 14 year old dork#thabian was hard but putting him in a deep v T shirt fixed literally everything now he can wear any jock/pirate shit and still look prissy#gorgug should be fucking ginormous#can’t believe I gotta spell that out#skinny gorgug can eat my ass
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[SOUL] - The Roche Limit
"A unique convergence of elements...gave a stubborn soul one last chance at revenge."
Marx | Sectonia | Fecto Elfilis
#kirby#kirby and the forgotten land#katfl#fecto elfilis#chaos elfilis#hoshi no kirby#hoshi no kaabii#SOUL series#aseukiart#rises from the grave again. Actually had this finished like a week ago but it's been. p crazy here irl!!#Finally graduated School so hopefully I'll get back to the drawing groove soon enough!#I habve. So Many Things to Draw#(starts replaying katfl instead)#can I be real folks the whole ai scraping thing really killed some motivation to post for a while#but I think I worked out a routine for nightshade so that's been helping!#(the routine is letting it run while I go Eat Dinner)#It's not the Cutest solution for my toony style but I'll take some fun textures over feeding my shit into The Machine#nyways. Fecto Elfilis Beloathed. Loved drawing the textures of the ears /lying#Also also their boss fight. Is Very Fun.#(Fecto forgo can kiss my ass g OD that hallway chase scene is the stuff of nightmares /loving)
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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.
i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#CAUSE LIIIKEE i want to keep SOMEE elements of the headmaster look obviously#i like its design intent. or how i see its design anyway idfk .... idk what im sayin im sleepy#just gotta. throw a few more things on there .... maybe... again i dont know 😔#the bigass M just makes me think of megaman gigamix i cant even lie#having/wanting to keep this as a one piece/leotard with that big ass m is probablyl whats stumping me if im so tbh#for some reason the lack of 'underwear' and helmet really is doing a lot for it Not feeling like magneto#the helmet i get Thats His Symbol ATP but the underwear ..... girl idk Strong Man or something like that#its just awkward because headmaster magneto is Supposed to be more tame or . 'domesticated' i guess vjALKE#not less powerful but he shouldnt be as intimidating/outwardly powerful if. that makes sense???#the first thought seeing him shouldnt be 'hes going to stomp me to death' it should be. Not That LKVJAEKj#BUT AT LEAAASSST in the back of the mind being likek 'he could probably stomp me to death'#SOME power but not to a threatening degree idfk what im saying my TUMMY IS RUMBLIGN AGAIN#what did i eat todasy. i ate like five hot pockets today thats what i ate. and some grapes#idk im tired. maybe ill try this again down the line#anyway enjoy if you can. saturday is upon us which means i can DOODLE AGAIN
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Source - Zinthings
(Artist's Ko-fi Twitch Redbubble Gumroad and Discord)
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry butt#gay furry bull#artists twitter above#i hope he doesn't mind that i eat his ass while he grills#cunnalingus be damned my bovine can work a grill
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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"
My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???
Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor
His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?
Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?
Be so serious right now
#polin#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING#'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men?#as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti#but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!!#the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why?????#tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington#she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does#so he can taste what she tastes#and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time#and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are#LIKE BE FORREAL#you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time?#byeeeeeeee
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poopstal three 💥
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YabaBeth 😍😍😍💛💛💛🍑🍑🍑
#yababeth#shake that ass#twerk that ass#round and brown#clap that ass#can i eat your ass#shake that fat ass#can i smell your ass#that ass fat#sit on my face#bend that ass over#eat my butt#eat that ass#eat my ass#eat my pussy#fine ass women#damn she fine#slim fine#fine as fuck#so fine#fine ass black women#sexy black woman#black queen#beautiful black women#black beauty#black and gorgeous#black and thick#thick black ass#black and sexy#black and beautiful
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damn binghe is ur shizun single..?
#svsss#shen qingqiu#scum villain#shen yuan#mxtx#specifically this is meant to be like. immediately post skinner demon. like when hes chattin to binghe about how hes gonna protect him#or whatever tf it is he says#but it doesn't matter bc this is binghe vision. all binghes hearing from sqq's mouth is blah blah im hot and sexy blah blah#proper name place name backstory stuff etc etc#fanart#my art#art#sketch#its such a slog to draw literally anything more than stupid ass doodles rn ngl#that winter sure can seasonal depression#but there is a svsss animatic idea eating away at me so. take one of the 3 (three) panels ive drawn
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the unspoken broflovski family curse
#added the doodle late oops#taikko art#dont ask me what happened to my old sketchy painted ish style when i first started making sp art#did you know?? that i enjoy?? not? hurting???????????#its south park let me take it easy ugh finally i can draw in a style thats easy rottmnt artstyle kicked my ass#'why is kyles son wearing a different outfit?' i headcanon that kyles daughter is actually wearing hand me downs from him!!#i desperately need confirmed names omfg#I LOVE CHARACTERS WITH BARELY ANY CHARACTER TO THEM!! IT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!#me when i get to slap personalities and headcanons on characters that were on screen for less than a minute <3#i need to read peoples headcanons on them please im so uncreative and i need to eat i am NOT self sustaining#south park#south park art#south park fanart#sp fanart#sp art#sp fandom#south park fandom#south park post covid#sp post covid#post covid#kyle#kyle broflovski#sp kyle#south park kyle#pc kyle#post covid kyle
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ok ok ok i need to talk about smth i noticed watching the new helluva boss ep.. spoilers obvi.
so during 2 minute notice, when fizz finally calls out mammons name, sure, we see him get pretty pissed.
but he doesnt actually do anything until fizz says he quits.
he does not care if fizz lyrically roasts him. he only cares if he loses him. the face of his brand. because thats the most important thing to him. fizz raking in money. because like ozzie said, fizz is a way better performer than him.
he is so greedy, he is ready to let fizz yell "fuck you" over and over in a song, as long as he still works for him.
anyway just another reason mammon fucking sucks!!
#he can eat my ass!!#in a bad way!!#helluva boss#mammons magnificent musical mid-season special#bro even colonized the title of the episode#helluva fizzarolli#helluva mammon#addy speaks#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss mammon#helluva boss fizzarolli
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