#call of the rats
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thetrueratking · 25 days ago
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IT’S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE RAT OF THE YEAR!
Everyone should know
@lichenypetrichor @razatronz @lichen--moss @theirbug @ech0foxtrot @rat-detector @lolli-popples @rat-council-official @rat-king-they-them @i-am-a-fish @virtualgirladv @sketchyartthings @vei-isabean
Happy New Year!
With a new year, we’ll have a single rat to commemorate this one. So who was the real hero of the kingdom? Which rat is the most rat rat of the rat ratdom?
It’s been a difficult decision, and a very good game! I’m very proud of all of the candidates, and the effort they put in. But at the end of the day, there’s only one person it really ever could have been.
The rat of the year is…
The Rat King
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You idiots.
What kind of rat plays the game by the rules? Frankly, I’m disappointed in every last one of you. You didn’t lie, nor steal, nor cheat. Let me teach you how it’s done.
While I’ve had a lot of fun watching you lab rats run around in my little maze, but it is with a heavy heart that I inform you it meant absolutely nothing. I was going to choose a candidate at the end based on how much of a rat they were. It’s the “rat of the year.” Not the most popular, not the best rat, but the one among us who is the most pestilent, the most RAT rat.
It’s not that you didn’t do well. With a fire lit under your little bellies, you really put on a show! Scurrying to prove you’re the best rat there ever was. But you were blind, you thought too simple. Because the truth is, I’m the motherfucking Rat King. You will never be more of a vermin than I am.
Hail to the Caves.
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sketchyreblogs · 3 days ago
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Behold: The new imperial banner. Forever may our kingdom endure; praised be the king, chosen to lead us by divine rite of Remmäck.
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justsomeguy019 · 4 days ago
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I support the Rat Kingdom in this conflict RAAAAH!
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justsomeguy019 · 10 days ago
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I love cats and rats alike
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kublakola · 8 months ago
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no one plays weird little guys with the same commitment and verve as Brian Kevin Murphy. kugrash doesn't just go to the park to find some pigeons, he raises his 'little rat arms' and summons them en masse to kingston's gorgeous, pristine apartment. riz doesn't just hide behind a car, he rolls into a ball, hides in fabian's backpack, promptly throws up out of excitement, gets lobbed across the parking lot, and then bites gorgug's shirt in half to make himself a toga, because gorgug's big and he's so small, and so covered in his own vomit. murph just gets it. shoutout krudbert. shoutout gerard prince of greenleigh.
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disgustinggf · 8 months ago
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craving cheese is so humbling like ok rat
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
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mrjeremyman · 8 months ago
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RAT DAD GHOST!!! HE HAS MANY RATS THEY’RE HIS FAMILY!!!
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Phillip: absolute trouble maker, will escape and will cause chaos. Has to be separated from the group sometimes because he will start fights.
Gregory: Polite and gentle young lad, loves his berries. Ghost tends to let first time rat handlers hold him first to get a feel as Gregory isn’t fussy.
Ivo: Most skittish but over all nice. Never bites, will go bald soon.
Toms: most energetic and curious rat, is usually the one scrapping with Phillip. Fussy eater, might bite of feeling moody. But on a good day, very happy to get pets and to be held. Might run away if too excited.
I love them. So much.
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miaoqing · 6 months ago
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something that bothers me just a little bit is how much the svsss fandom plays up the "beef" between sqq and sqh.... sqq is like. a bit mean. as banter!! by the end of the story it's more For The Bit than because of any genuine "hatred". sqq doesn't insult sqh every time they meet and he isn't always denying their friendship (if anything it's the other way around lol, see chapter 14). he isn't constantly agressively beating him with his fan. afaik he only actually beats him up one time - in chapter 21, after the shen jiu thing and after sqh teases him about regret of chunshan. sqq doesn't bully sqh and sqh really isn't the pathetic wet hamster people think he is :(
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sketchyreblogs · 1 day ago
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How curious. It seems the Holy Rodent Empire has a church on each side of the war. We wish you great health, and in time, redemption, despite your dissent. May our turmoil resolve in unity; praised be the king.
You fool. You have betrayed your god. The scriptures of the giant rat, that which makes all the rules, they refer to me.
I will remember Your dissension
you call us the fools yet you are the one acting as if you are our lord and savior.for you are nothing but a false king.you shant coax us into joining your legions with fear.
we await your downfall.
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thetrueratking · 1 month ago
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Rat of the Year
Their blogs, in order
@lichenypetrichor
@ech0foxtrot
@razatronz
@theirbug
This is it! Whoever wins the rat of the year will be displayed on @ratkingreblogs for the entire year!
I call forth the Rats and our allies, to spread the word
@virtualgirladv @rat-detector @rat-king-they-them @rat-council-official
@lolli-popples
Some technicalities. Winning the popular vote is not the only step to winning rat of the year. The poll will finish on Christmas Day, Dec 25, but the Rat of the Year will be announced at New Years.
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sketchyreblogs · 1 day ago
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To remain divided is to crumble under the pressing weight of our mutual foe. May the harmonious splendor of the Holy Rodent Empire last an eternity; Praised be the king, chosen to lead us by divine rite of Remmäck.
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chalkrub · 10 days ago
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10000 years in the making, it's my SONA my girl my rotten cheese my badtime boy my sour soldier....already in love with her <3 <3 <3
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another-goblin · 3 months ago
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Cat cake and rat cake
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kytiit0o · 11 months ago
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i will keep this going, i don't know where, but it's going
next
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mrghostrat · 10 months ago
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BNF Chapter 17 • December 19th • [ ☕️ ]
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