#call it what queue want to

[tsireyqs]

ari give me dbf!jake thots pls oh my god

a heheh giggle maybe like

jake slips into your room while your dad’s in the next room. he’d catch you with your legs spread wide and your bottom lip caught between your teeth as your nimble fingers rub tight circles into your clit, your panties slipped to the side.

he watches for a few moments, salivating at the sight of you so desperate to get off and the sound of your concealed cries as you prod at your entrance. his cock strains against the fabric and his hand lowers to rub over the bulge before he inches towards you.

you take in his presence, skin tingling when he gently parts your legs further to make space for himself. jake's tongue licks a broad stripe up your clothed cunt and he hums before he slowly tugs them down your legs.

"look so fuckin' pretty spread for me, doll," he presses a kiss right above your clit and fists your panties in his hand.

your back arches, legs wrapping around his broad shoulders to pull him closer to your needy cunt, "please, do something. please, please, please,” you whine out, your heels digging into his shoulder blades.

jake bares his fangs, his hand coming down harsh on your clit, "quiet, kid.” he hisses as he reaches to stuff the fabric in your mouth, “now shut up before you get us caught.”

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[polinsated]

[daily-hanamura]

[too-sxft-for-all-of-it]

agere polls -`♡´-☆

reblogs are appreciated for sample size! you can find all of my polls tagged with #sxfts polls!

(poll submissions are open, just send me the question and up to 12 answers!)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[torchickentacos]

The fact that Brock hates Drew is sooo funny to me but understandable tbh. Imagine being Brock. You've questionably made it your life goal to woo every woman you come across, and it goes poorly despite all of your best (and worst) attempts. and then some random bratty green 10/11 year old with a pet houseplant has more game than you and gets a canon-adjacent ship in like a sixth of the time it took you to accomplish nothing at all. like yeah I'd be fucking pissed too. what's even the point anymore. how do you survive that.

[rebelcharmings]

in another universe raven queen and dexter charming are waiting with 25 different mirror screens for tailor quick’s EveRAfterS (ERAS) tour tickets

[orbitsuns]

hi everyone! ♡ just to let you know, i'm in a weird place mentally atm so i'm not sure when i'm gonna be able to post :3 so have a screenshot i actually felt like editing („• ֊ •„)੭

[eos-headcanon-station]

About the Shanks Ships

I've just decided that Shanks wakes up one morning with Buggy and Mihawk wondering how he keeps roping in weird goths with his manic pixie dream boy rizz.

[cametotheshowinsd]

Call It What You Want // peace

[tsireyqs]

Okay wait hear me out… Stepmommy!Ronal brat taming and getting off on manhandling the reader (since there’s a size difference there) and treating them like her “toy” for her pleasure for the night

Cause of the scenario was reader making Ronal mad/jealous by wearing tight exposing clothes for a week because only she and tono could see that

i cannot get this out of brain

like maybe ronal keeping you stationed above her mouth, toying and teasing your clit with her tongue. her hands keep a harsh grip on your hips and her nails drag down the skin of your thighs, a low growl leaves her lips when you attempt to buck against her face.

but tonowari! he would be kneeling next to you, his hands smoothing out the hair that falls into your face and rubbing the ache in your jaw as your mouth works on his cock. one of his hands tangles in your hair, gently guiding you to take him deeper, “just needed our attention, huh, sweet girl?”

you nod, the pads of his thumbs rub the tears trailing down your cheeks as your nose nudges against his lower abdomen.

ronal would be so harsh with you, even then. edging you until you’re trembling between them, cursing into your skin about how pathetic you are. making you beg for her to let you come while her rough hand comes down harshly on your clit.

your whines are muffled around tonowari’s cock as she taunts you, her fangs scrape along the inside of your thigh, “dirty girl, if you wanted to be used so badly you could’ve just said so,”

[ahollowgrave]

My queue is nearly full again (almost 1k posts!) so I've up'd the post rate and I also might step back for a few days as well!

[ohimsummer]

and if i say i want more of that ceo!hubby!satoru and doctor!wifey!reader ............ pls

he turns off your phone probably the night before you leave. none of that added stress of being contacted by work. either that or he blocks/mutes your boss or anyone from work LOL

he takes you on the shopping trips of your LIFE while you're on vacation!!!! as a doctor, your schedule is so fluctuating that there's usually no set days you can just spend the whole day shopping (because uh the one day off you get every 2 weeks or so is spent resting)

satoru takes you to all around the area and you go and pick out so many cute clothes and spend time doing the frivolous activities you never have time to do :33

anddd SO MUCH SIGHTSEEING i said it before but he takes SOOOO MANY PICTURES!!! i think you guys would have a little photo album and he gets the pictures printed off so now you guys have that to remember your trip :33 and maybe a cute little scrapbook, it also has pictures but also some leaves or whatever little things you guys have attached inside (like the flower he plucked you on a late-night walk)

[darkcreamz95]

Joker Out The Hague Concert Report (5.12.2023)

Oh boy... where do I begin with my first ever JO show and first ever pop/rock concert in my life...

[ UPDATE 15.1.2024: I finally put the Amsterdam report up, you can read it here. ]

Got to the venue at 2.30pm to get a queue number for me and my friend, got number 89 and 90.

Everyone was so lovely, even if we've never met before until that day! Thank you everyone for the friendship bracelets, sweets and charm! Also thank you to everyone who took my stickers, I loved seeing the reactions and it makes the last minute rush to go print and cut them before flying over so worth it!

My friend and I decided to go for the first floor balcony, and for a first show, that was a good idea so I don't end up feeling overwhelmed from standing at the floor (plus I got a good view of Nace and Jan even if I'm on the left side of the venue.)

Anna Rose Clayton is amazing on stage as the opening act, really hyped everyone up before the boys take the stage! Note to self, gotta listen to more of her stuff!

Ok JO part START!

I was warned about how epic the opening is, and YOU BET IT WAS! The lights, the opening music, even my video recording of the opening doesn't do it justice, you just have to witness it yourself live!

First thought when the boys first show up: I WAITED HALF A YEAR FOR THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ACTUALLY THEM HELP HELP HELP ALSO BOI ARE THEY TALLLLLLLLL

Jan looked up and I did a tiny wave, he waved back ai crai

At some point during the show, Bojan also looked up and waved back at me ahahah...

Really Bojan made sure everyone in the room is having fun, not just the floor, even the balcony and the furthest end of the venue.

We got the 'Dopamin' dance and 'Tokio' wiggles from Jance, as a Jance girlie, I'm satisfied!

When I describe Jan's guitar solo, I tell people that "when he plays, it felt as if the world stopped spinning so that he could play", his guitar solo of 'Burning Daylight' and the added orange spotlight really felt like that...

The boys really poured their heart and soul into each of their songs, the energetic ones really pump you up, the melancholic ones make you want to break down and cry on the spot.

Heck don't forget that they've just battled Munich to get their asses over to the Netherlands and are probably exhausted from the journey, really massive respect to them and the crew...

SINTERKRIS!!! Kris looked so happy speaking Dutch and to be at his mother's home country! That Sinterklaas and NGVOT singing was so cute!

Before 'Barve Oceana', Bojan got a Magikarp hat and then he made a speech about protecting the oceans for the sake of the Magikarps, I laughed.

I set out to witness the guitar riffs in 'Katrina' live, and I was not disappointed.

Yes they've worn their Stozice/post-Eurovision outfits a lot in recent shows, BUT THE LACE AND BUCKLE DETAILS ON THEM... I'm happy to be able to see them with my very own eyes.

Overall, I'm happy that I've decided to go to the Hague one first, so this show can prepare me for the Amsterdam one (and what's about to go down on that day).

@zadig-of-fate thank you again for accommodating me that day! I had a fun time learning about the details during the show! :D

Bonus:

[comet-wire]

Last night I cried, and I mean UGLY cried at a foul hour because I love Albert Wesker and I hate it. (/Lh)

Like first off, the man's name is Albert??? Need I say more? But then, his name is kinda gothic when you say his full name. I don't know if that's just me. But just simply referring to him as Albert is goofy as fuck considering he's supposed to be a villain in RE. Not only that, he's got paper thin lips. How's he gonna get a kiss kiss??☝️🤨/ref

But it wasn't only that, mind you, it's also because this absolute FUCK, this evil David Bowie and Johnny bravo looking mother fucker, has consumed my life and every waking thought that sometimes it genuinely hurts and that's what I hate about being autistic. It's just how much I want to consume of something once it becomes a special interest and/or hyperfixation. On top of that, Wesker is a special case for me because I found out I technically trauma bonded to him as a comfort character. For the past year and a half now, I got back into RE because of the RE4R and began hyperfixating on said game then it spiraled into hyperfixating about the Wesker's storyline, with project W and so on. I already have a tendency to go back to RE periodically every like two or so years but this has low-key been probably the longest I've consistently fixated on RE without a single break in-between. My dad and I bonded over resident evil, he's one of the people who got me into RE, albeit he watched the movies and I got into the game's. Which means RE means a whole lot to me and since he passed my fixation on it only heightened as a source of comfort. I also found out when you have a comfort character during a horrible period in your life, you very well can trauma bond with said character. So that means out of all characters, I have trauma bonded to Albert Wesker and I am two seconds away from tweaking. 🤩

On top of that, every time @rainbowroadonsteroids sends me something remotely Wesker related I start punching my wall and they bully me for it smh./Lh+nm

Shout out to my favorite human nightlight, Albert Wesker. ☝️🗿