#cackled

[why-the-heck-not]

shout-out to the best book review I have ever read & will ever read:

[leolingo]

tubbo, upon hearing about quackity's memory loss and inability to read or write: THE FEDERATION GAVE HIM DYSLEXIA???!???

[onceandfuturelesbian]

i have some of my incorrect quotes on pinterest and this comment sent me

side note: my pinterest is @nxmjp

[c00kietin]

Hehe

Did you hear about the oatmeal cookie orphans?

No one's raisin 'em.

*skidaddles away*

I AM TELLING THAT TO OTHERS THANK YOU SO MUCH SHSHDJSJSHDHSJF LMAO

[aceniixx]

Me: I wonder why Ayo is trending on google.

Google:

[infinityshigh]

my girlfriend saying that the only things she likes about lando are that hes dumb and bissexual

[vincentsleftear]

Kendall desperately asking one of the caterers for some coke and then Uptown Girl starts playing I’m deaddd

[tonguetyd]

I was talking to one of my friends tonight and this guy from an older internet circle came up and she (is still convinced I never smiled like anyone else the way I talked about him but really it was never gonna work between us and not the point of this story anyWAY!) was like “do you still talk to him” and I said “nah. I haven’t actually talked to really anybody in that circle in a year, and haven’t really missed it they all kinda suck. He and like one other person were really the only decent ones in there, everyone else was like. Shitty people.”

And she looks shocked and goes “BUT YOU STILL TALK TO TONEE RIGHT?!”

And I go “oh of COURSE I still talk to my Tonee, I know her through completely separate means, no of course I still talk to her.”

And that’s how even my IRL friends know #BondedPair

[errantsquam]

perfectly understandable life choices

[tyresdeg]

kyle: hey guys you realize the gearbox is still broken right……

[pixiecaps]

alex: i want to do a colorful tree this year

alondra: its gonna look lgbt

alex: my love ..and what are you?

[8rtisoc]

Go to the box please

[vonlipvig]

well, nice of him to recognize that, at least

[lostcryptids]

[p-paradoxa]

piss be quickk💕

[phoenixdaneko]

Someone thinks you deserve a hug and a sleep study! Send this to ten other people who are cuties with poor sleep habits!

HSHEJWAHHS HEY-