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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue
#As somebody diagnosed with OCD (thankfully more mild and easily managed) yeaaaaah#I think a lot more folks should look into that
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saying glados is pretty vanilla in terms of robotfucking is like saying the chest is a pretty vanilla place to get stabbed. in that it is true but also not a thought a well-adjusted person has
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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these two posts are in a very loving relationship
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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
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my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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Spend 30 seconds staring at a large empty cardboard box fighting the urge to go climb into it
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i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"
and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."
and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.
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The siren call of making a funny joke about The Character™ vs the fear that people will see your silly little joke as the be-all end-all of your understanding of The Character™ and assume you don't understand them on a deep level (and be mean about it)
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reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen
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