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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat
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hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually an ouppy dog :/ yeah with paws. and floppy ears yeah
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Literally the things that happen on my run
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I went to Big Dick Lake and they told me to go about a half-mile west.
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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
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about to go slay the minotaur of cretes haha lol catch me celebrating like crazy on the ship after this
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When peeps “announce” they’re unfollowing someone
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Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home
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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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i think in the pokemon world they would say "it's so snover" and "we're so baxcalibur". my mind is so twisted and fucked up you couldnt possibly hope to understand..............................
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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi
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Emil's "wait I SWEAR I'm not gay and don't have a crush on Richter" freakout lives in my brain forever and it's still hilarious all these years later.
I can play it back in my brain whenever I want and I think that's beautiful
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Huh, I've never seen 4 used for O, only A.
DJ sinister vizier has started playing his mixtape of insidious manipulation for the king
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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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