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this video changed me as a person

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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Time for my periodic "most Christians in the US are not Catholic, half of Christians globally are not Catholic, and most of the things Tumblr users refer to as 'Catholic' in a pejorative sense are not unique to Catholicism and are often just as if not more prevalent in various Protestant denominations, I know I am being pedantic but I am begging people from predominantly Protestant societies to examine why they tend to assume the most socially harmful negatives about Christian cultures are uniquely Catholic features" post.

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Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

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Sometimes someone invests at 12 notes and then it only goes to 26 notes, and that's not a very good return on investment. It's bad enough my post didn't do well, but now I have to worry about someone not being able to retire from tumblr? It's too much pressure.

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hey reblog this and tell me in the tags what the first thing you think of when you see the abbreviation AC is

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i have to say it is funny that of all the reasons you shouldn't let cats roam around outside unattended the only one that outdoor cat owners care about is the possibility that someone could steal your cat and keep it inside. literally this

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Yeah I decided to cancel my gender subscription, I wasn't using it much anyway

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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

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pirate watching people jump off a diving board: yarr. be they walking the plank... by choice?

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

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honoring all our trans siblings who are no longer with us on this trans day of remembrance. we love you, we miss you, we hold you in our hearts always.