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Tw: meansp0
C'mon, look at your friends. Aren't they all just better? Especially that one friend.
Do you see how determined she is to achieve her goal body? She eats healthy every day, she works out. She doesn't complain about it.
Don't you wanna be like her? Don't you want to get perfect?
Well if you want to be then you better move your fat ass and start doing something. Complaining isn't gonna make you skinny.
#anamia#anorexik#tw edd#ana e mia#🦋ed#🦋food#e 🦋#🦋ana#c 🦋#tw ed#m3ansp0#meanspø#m34nsp0#ed not sheeran#ed not ed sheeran#ed no sheeran#ed not blackbeard#ed relapse#ed diet#tw ed in the tags#tw 3d#tw disordered eating#i will be skiny#i wish i was thinner#i want to be a skeleton#sk1nnie#eat1ng d1sorder#eating problems#disordered eating thoughts#tw eating issues
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Gone with the Inn
@fxckin-blackbeard
"I can't believe my trapped worked! Oh, Ed's gonna be so proud. Got us a good one here, didn't I? Sorry about this little guy." He apologizes to the dead prey in his hand, having just cut it from the trap he set overnight. He holsters his knife before dropping the squirrel into the brown sack, separate from the one that holds the numerous berries he found in some bushes earlier. "If this one worked, maybe the others--"
BANG.
A swarm of birds erupts from the trees all around Stede after that gunshot rings out. A gunshot that made his own heart jump into his throat, not only because it scared the shit out of him, but because of how close it was. Because of the direction it came from. "Ed..."
Dropping both sacks from his hands, Stede takes off in a run back towards the cabin where Ed had stayed behind while he came out to check traps and gather resources. He doesn't remember the last time he's ran so fast, if he's ever ran this fast, but the panic coursing through his veins, the adrenaline pumping through him, is what gets him back to the cabin within seconds. But just as he's about to emerge from the forest another gunshot rings out and he drops to the ground to take cover, hidden behind some bushes. After another second or two, Stede peeks out over the bush he's hidden behind and his eyes widen at what he sees out on the water. A large ship some miles out and an empty dinghy perched right on the sand. It's then that Stede notices movement on the right side of the cabin... a soldier comes from around the corner, movements slow and quiet as though to avoid detection, while aiming his weapon right at the window. At their bedroom window.
Stede doesn't hesitate. He surges from out of the bushes and the soldier turns just before Stede can grab him. Instead he grabs onto the soldier's rifle and uses it to push him up against the wall before kneeing him in the stomach. He drops to his knees and, using the butt of the rifle, Stede knocks the man unconscious and face first into the sand. He drops the rifle and heads towards the front only to realize his stupidity. How could he leave the weapon behind!? Idiot, Stede, come on! He berates himself before grabbing the rifle again, then he makes his way to the front of the cabin. "Ed!?" He calls out his name not once, but twice, as he approaches the steps and then more gunshots ring out, as well as screams. "Ed!? AHHH." Stede lets out a high pitched scream when a bullet flies right by his head, hitting one of the wooden support beams, but when he realizes it didn't come from inside the building, he looks behind him and finds another dinghy with more soldiers approaching the beach, still a good few minutes out but clearly close enough to shoot from afar.
"ED SAY SOMETHING IF YOU'RE ALIVE!" He yells over the gunshots from inside, knowing if he ran in, he'd be doing it blind considering he didn't know where the soldiers were or Edward even was. But the constant gunfire was a good sign, wasn't it? It meant he had to be alive and was still fighting.
...Is that smoke? Oh, god, REALLY?
#hope this was okay#hope I didn't do too much too soon but I didn't want to do too little either lmao#i can just imagine stede's high pitched scream#c; stede bonnet#fxckin blackbeard
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Ex-Allies Black Sails Musical Parallels | IX. XXI. XXVII.
I spent a year rewatching Black Sails and tracking all the bits of music that repeated at any point during the show, and my findings are reinforcing that Bear McCreary is a genius and this show should have been called 'parallels that will kill you over and over again'* (tag | chronological)
#black sails musical parallels#IX. c#black sails#sabsmade#IX#XXI#XXVII#james flint#dufresne#john silver#hornigold#edward teach#blackbeard#billy bones#ben gunn#jacob garrett#eleanor guthrie#captain flint#listen fuck dufresne flint will never not be captain#2.1#3.3#3.9#mine#bear mccreary#blacksailsedit#also i know the title doesn't fully work but the vibe is just Exes in all of them and i didn’t have a better way to describe the saltiness
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Dreamed we drove past an store called something like Ineffable Auto Parts and a farm called Boyfriends Gentlebeard and one more I can't remember
#stede and ed run a farm now#they're farmers#they run a farm#ineffable auto parts is possibly a&c but possibly a fan or a coincidence#boyfriends gentlebeard is some really hardcore fans or it's actually stede and ed#though I don't think they would call themselves gentlebeard#having let go of the blackbeard job and all that#maybe that's what they'd call stede's beard though#ofmd#good omens#dreams#our flag means death#gentlebeard#boyfriends gentlebeard#ineffable auto parts
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stede just getting started while ed is ready to retire is soooooo
#its giving h/c fanfiction lets fucking go#ofmd 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd#rav reacts#myofmdcontent#our flag means death#gentlebeard#me.#spoilers#stede bonnet#blackbeard
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No more summer event waifus give me a summer event with only the old men actually
#from what I know/remember none of the old man type characters have much interaction with one another aside from Babbage and Moriarty#do you know how much fun that would be?#Hassan Li and Yagyu all have insane amounts of bloodlust for like zero reason but also have some of the highest facades of chill#the immediate jump from three old dudes chatting and drinking tea on the beach to absolute annihilation at a disturbance >>#Zero to 100 so fast with those three#Moriarty scheming but Hektor and Babbage keep tabs on him the entire time so he doesn’t fuck shit up too much#C*lumb*s is not included tho fuck that guy#Shakespeare and Blackbeard can discuss the finer parts of new age writing while they watch everything go down#Eric Bloodaxe finally gets some screen time#THE VLADS WITH SUMMER OUTFITS AND UMBRELLS TO CARRY AROUND SO THEY DONT VA(M)PORIZE#ig their kids (daughters + baby Li) can show up some#these old men really do have a lot of daughters huh (Liz + Fran + Musashi + Tomoe + Alice)#OH AND SERENITY DUH#but they’re all normal and not summer servants#fgo#fate#Kiwiki Plays Fate#Kiwiki Speaks
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You know the love that France(is) and Joan (of arc) have in Canon,
the sort of "I love you too much for what time we had together, I've never hated my immortality more then for it not letting me see you again/I'll remember you forever and every one shall know it, eventualy nowone will be sure you existed becouse my love mythologicalised you so much. "
Yeah I don't think france should be the only nation with that sort of thing. I think they all have like a 'you get One. no mockery, Promise' sort of thing cause all cultures have like a warrior or just a great person that got grandurised so much in death now nowone is sure they were real or myths.
I think scotlands/Angus' was William Walise. And I'm little stuck thinking of one's for the others.
#I think#The only rule would be no monarchs becouse a. That's their boss and b. Monarchy rules say they new them as a baby and ewww. Also c. Fuck mo-#Hc#Canon Scotland is an Angus more then he could Ever be an Allister argue with the wall. Fanon scot yeah Def but no way Canon scot.#- a real in Scotland Scottish person#hetalia#hws#yeah#hws france#hws scotland#joan of arc#I'm stuck between Robin hood and blackbeard for Arthur#Robin hood is Def more mythogical but Arthur would have been like 4 and double ewww so maybe just like intense puppy love?#Nation headcanons#historical hetalia#?
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I have a partially mentally crafted ofmd daemon!au rattling around in my head based entirely on the concept of “how fucked up would it be if Blackbeard were actually a co-creation where Ed was the human face and Izzy’s daemon was the ‘intimidating brutal daemon’ befitting of Blackbeard” which comes with even more codependency issues and ideas about ownership and souls
#ofmd#ofmd daemon au#decided that in this au Izzy’s daemon is a massive black wolf#for that a) the gothic drama b) the lone wolf trope c) the Blackbeards dog jokes and d) bc that seems fittingly intimidating for a legend#her name is elisheva and she goes by el which is one letter shift away from Ed#and I’m not 100% on Ed’s daemon in this au yet#but im actually thinking ferret#for a) being a tiny predator b) crafty and mischievous and fun loving#c) often gets self into problems of own making d) small enough to hide decently easily and also isn’t very ‘captain-y��#and e) a pet who actually just wants to cuddle and be swung around like a sock full of rice#but also seriously very capable of biting your finger off#in my brain Ed’s daemon is named Elizabeth bc the type of person who would name a kid Edward would use that as a girl name#and ALSO the daemon can go by Lizzie which is a letter sound away from Izzy#Ed and El and Izzy and Lizzie#just bc I live for the drama
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Some headshots
I'm loving this season so far 😭
#ofmd s2#strawberryart#sketch#edward teach#zheng yi sao#jim jimenez#i want to do a more finished piece but i haven't found the time :c#blackbeard
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I propose this to be added to Ed's tattoos in season2
#maybe he gets it after they fuck#maybe he gets it as a screw you to stede#he says eff that c*nt but he also wants to eff that c*nt ya know#ofmd#ofmd meme#ofmd s2#ed ofmd#ofmd edward teach#ofmd stede#ofmd stedebeard#blackbeard x stede#stedebeard#gentlebeard#the kraken and the lighthouse
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they literally sent him to a farm upstate 👍
#feeling honestly completely normal there were No other options but they didn't do anything really fun within that framework :-/#bit disappointing given the iron grip s1 had on my cock or. hm I guess I'm the kind of person 2 use that metaphor now? but no television#could EVER come close to that so likeee it was still pretty good. season all about exhaustion and regret and not getting things#felt as if the finale could have been about twice as good by being 15 minutes longer b/c the abruptness caused certain meaningful parallels#to be unexplored. but for the themes of getting written out of your own story that's fine! it was Fine it was not outstanding it didn't mak#me do the tails gets trolled face. also what the fuck happened 2 hands did he even find out what happened to blackbeard at ANY point#felt like around ep5 it stopped being about any of the characters and started being only abt putting the cause to sleep because there's no#other way it could end which made it kinda painful given the overarching message of the REST of the show. also didn't love every woman bein#put at the end of their agency but it worked w the concept of having to mold back into the broken world. and I did fall very in love w how#silver's recount of what happened is TOTALLY open to disbelief. guy who is another guy who writes his ending for himself FOR that guy.#who only exists because of a story some guy made abt him / who only exists bcs of the story empire made abt him et Fucking Cetera#gotdamn! awesome show! I love a narrative#showsposting
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Lost my fucking mind at this
"Hiya, boys"
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.07
#Izzy you massive c*nt#our flag means death#ofmd#izzy hands#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbeard#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2#dam the fuckin#ofmd izzy
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The Pentleman Girate
Continued from here. @fxckin-blackbeard
Five glasses.
Five glasses of whiskey! Now that was something to be proud of, wasn't it?
...If Stede Bonnet had actually managed to drink five. That's what his impressive goal had been anyway, but he already hit the floor with just one drink in him. That was probably just as impressive because who is taken out by just one drink?
"The Pentleman Girate, Bede Stonnet. That's who!"
He hadn't meant to say that out loud.
In his defense the whiskey was strong and Stede had never really drank anything that strong before. In fact, he rarely drank at all, not even when he was still in Barbados. A drink or two here and there was fine, but becoming drunk? Wasted? Why, that was unbecoming. He lets out a scoff mixed laugh at the thought - or what was supposed to be a laugh anyway - because gods, aristocrats were ridiculous. He was glad to have left that life behind and peruse a life of dangerous adventure! Which included trying alcohol, something Stede always thought he'd be able to handle just fine, and hoped he would if at least to impress Ed, but alas... he did not handle it fine. He didn't handle it at all, really.
Because here he was on the floor with his arms out, claiming he was merely hugging the floor because... well, didn't everyone need a hug? Or everything at this point. "My ship is already floating, Ed. We're in it!" A friendly reminder, though not at all correct since they were in an unmoving and very grounded building that they were trying to turn into an inn. He feels Ed's hands on his body, lifting him up from the ground and Stede struggles to assist him. "It's not mmmade up! Luciusss told me. It means," He pauses as he walks with Ed towards the couch. He felt far more drunk on the floor than he did on his feet, probably because laying still made the entire room spin. He was fiiiiine. "It means..." He sighs in frustration before he snaps his fingers. "Before after everyone!" Then he hums. "No, wait..." He thinks again, grunting when he's sat on the couch. "Before... anyone else! That's the one." He beams. "And that's what you are, Ed. Before after everyone anyone else." He smiles so sweetly at him, his words meant to be loving, even if he completely butchered them.
"Funny that this is called a love seat, isn't it?" Now his voice sounds flirtatious, his grin matching, or trying to. "As though it were meant for us."
#i'm laughing so hard#drunk stede is my favorite#he's an even bigger mess#c; stede bonnett#t; the pentleman girate#fxckin blackbeard
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@hxlcycnx
“what? that you’re a sarcastic little asshole?” blackbeard sassed back, but gave a grin beneath his bushy beard to show he was kidding. “stop being such a smarty pants and help me throw the fishing net overboard. jeez, i let you up here for five minutes and you’re already giving me grief.”
Gasping at his words, she reaches over to smack his arm, crossing her arms over her chest. "Excuse you, if you're going to be so horribly rude to me, then why should I help you?" She teasingly asks, pretending to huff and turn away from for a moment before moving closer to the fishing net anyways.
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Yeah, don't mind me, just been walking around feeling weepy, like my hearts been ripped outta me and stomped on, I related to Ed too much in those 3 episodes, it was like being forced to look in an ugly, sad mirror that I'd had hidden away for years... I don't want to see myself nor for others to see me, it's all just very raw.
#ow#the thing is its just very bad timing cuz im not doing well and i just wanna enjoy the show but its a bit intense hopefully it lightens up#cuz my heart literally hurts thinking about them. like am i literally going to either try dating again or am i gonna...#anyway#self sabotage su!c!dal ideation and not feeling worthy of love is kinda my thing ed is coming for my brand#blackbeard#ofmd spoilers#personal#when fandom stops just being about the characters and actors but you see yourself in them and realize just how much youre hurting yourself#and i love ed he deserves happiness but i dont see that for myself? ive never done half the stuff hes done but im irredeemable?#fuck im getting angry at myself because i think i may have broken my brain so much i might try loving myself#is ofmd going to fucking fix me? im thinking... why cant i love myself like i love others. maybe it doesnt have to be so fucking severe#normally id delete this by now but no i dont care atm
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