#bye hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh my god a paralegal at my job just clocked my work drama out of fucking NOWHERE???
was walking past her desk and she was like EMMA WAIT letâs go to the bathroom i need to talk to you (lmao. lmfaoooo even)
and she pulled me in there & hugged me and was like CONGRATS ON THE PROMOTION you deserve it girl đđźââď¸
but THEN she hit me with: âi always thought it was weird how the other social workers didnât really include you⌠i noticed they didnât congratulate u on the email chain when they announced ur transferâŚ. i actually always thought those women were b*tches bc why are you wasting time being petty & icing out ur colleague who is actually good at her job when you have clients u should be attending toâŚ. i guess thatâs the best they have to offer this orgâŚ. anyway when u move offices u better say âbye hoes!ââ
#susan if it was up to me youâd get the kind of bonus heretofore unknown to womankind#working in an office is literally like being bullied in middle school im so srs lol#anyway she GAGGED me i was like oh tea??? (it was my tea)#bye hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why does it feel like i betray my bros
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#paimon#sethos#genshin impact sethos#of course ooc#iLOVEYOU SETHOS#âźď¸âźď¸âźď¸đłđłđłđłđł#i have 100 pulls for you bbg#i think a lot abt u sethos#i drew lumine because I choose lumine as traveler but this is me#âbros before hoesâ is something I always say to my friends#sorry bros. a soldier has fallen in love bye#sethos reminding why i am bisexual (and it is a fictional character)#if cyno is the comfort character and tighnari the main then sethos is the crush đŤŚ
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TimCass sibling duo sketch *explodes*
#i stole this pose from instagram#theyâre matching ponytails#cassandra cain#tim drake#tim in his depression era so they can match ponytails#red robin#black bat#my pookies#i need them two interacting more#not a ship#tho you can ship them ig#idc#theyre siblings to me#- who date(d) the same girl at some point#steph has a type#idk what im yapping about at this point bye#batfam#can you tell i dont know hoe to interact with this fandom#last time i was here was like 4 years ago
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isn't it messed up how i'm just dying to be him?
pairing: art donaldson x fem!reader
summary: and there it is. thereâs that glimmer of attention, that hint of acknowledgement of him. the heavy look of rage taking over your features, the bite in your tone, itâs what artâs wanted for months. your undivided attention.
âor: art tries to get through to you about patrick, it doesn't go how he thought it would.
word count: 6.2k (i'm so sorry lmao pls still read it's good i promise)
warnings: 18+ SMUT MDNI, p in v, rough sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it yâall!), switch!art a little bit, creampie, kinda hate sex but not really, more like angry sex, swearing, fighting as foreplay, art is lowkey a little gay for patrick (it's literally canon), tiny bit of manipulative!art, art is just kinda an asshole in disguise honestly, hints of mean!reader cause i live for that shit, tashi and reader are cute besties, art being a bad bro, porn with too much plot, no use of y/n.
authors note: so this is basically a re-worked version of art and tashiâs dining hall scene when heâs trying to convince her that patrick isnât in love with her. itâs really similar just way more messy and angry and with sex. this is literally just a tiny thought i had that somehow spiraled just a little bit, but i needed some lowkey asshole!art in my life. i had so much fun writing this, like way too much fun lmao. title is a lyric from fall out boyâs "sugar, we're going down swinging" cause that song fucks so hard and it's soooo art coded. okay bye! mwah xoxo
psst! tftw series masterlist!
Art Donaldson is a patient guy. He's nice, understanding, empathetic. It's something he prides himself on, lots of guys on campus are pricks, but not him. He's "the sweet blonde guy that plays tennis, like, really well!" according to most people who've met him.
That being said, he's not blind to the fact that you frustrate him to the point of wanting to shout himself hoarse and rip his hair out.
It's been a while since he and Patrick met you for the first time at the Open, and Art has been through hell and back about a million times over by now.
He still so vividly remembers watching you step onto the court, the almost visceral reaction he had. The crowd was cheering and clapping nearly as loud as they were for Tashi. There were even a few signs made in support of you scattered throughout the stands. Big poster boards plastered with your name and your winning streak and pictures of you playing, tennis balls and rackets drawn from markers decorating them.
It was obvious you were a favorite, and it was more than obvious how much you lived for it.
Smiling and waving to the crowd, fully basking in their respect and adoration. You were nearly glowing, Art couldn't take his eyes off you. He could tell that Patrick was thinking the same thing, if the way his thigh tensed up where it was plastered against Arts was any hint, his breath slightly catching as you started stretching.
"Goddamn..." Patrick had muttered under his breath. Art could distantly see his hand clench on top of his thigh when you bent over to tighten your laces. He always tries to be less shameless than Patrick but heâd be lying if he said he wasnât just as affected by you, fighting the urge to shift in his seat.
After you and Tashi walked up to the net with matching smiles and shook hands for a little longer than usual, it was time to start. Art watched as both of you got in position on the opposite ends of the court. Both of your faces lost the easy-going, excited expressions youâd shared when you first walked out, hardening in concentration as Tashi got ready to serve.
Patrick and Art openly gawking at the two of you would have been embarrassing if it wasnât so fucking justified.
You and Tashi made magic happen on that court.Â
It was powerful hit after powerful hit. Tashiâs backhand was out of this world, your overhand was a monster. Every rally, every volley, every serve was pure perfection. Art had never seen tennis played like that before in his life, he couldn't help but get sucked into your world the longer he watched.
The match was close, completely neck-and-neck throughout each set, neither of you willing to give an inch to the other. Tashi won by a single point, hardly wasting any time before she vaulted over the net to come barreling into your open arms, crashing into you so hard it knocked the two of you to the ground.
You both grasped at each other like lifelines on the hard concrete of the court as the announcer crowned Tashi the 2006 girlâs U.S Open champion.
Art let out a long breath and deflated a little deeper in his seat. His mind racing, he didnât need to look at Patrick to know he felt the same. They sat in silence like that until the stands were practically empty.Â
âWhat time did you say the party was again?â
Art pointedly ignored Patrick staring at him with a shit-eating grin on his face, stretching his arms out in feigned nonchalance. Patrick just snorted, shaking his head and squeezing Artâs thigh.
That was then, now Art sits across from you in the Stanford dining hall at the same table you two eat lunch at everyday, trying to stay cool as you complain about the latest biology lab youâre doing.Â
Heâs hardly listening to you, too busy trying his best to not glare too obviously at the hoodie you're wearing. One that he knows for a fact belongs to Patrick. You must have kept it the last time he was in town. The Nike swoosh embroidered to the front almost mocks him. Art puts his water down with a little more force than necessary.
Patrick and you beingâŚwhatever the two of you are now was something he tried his best to be okay with in the beginning.
Patrickâs his best guy, Art should have been so stoked that you were into him as much as he was into you when the two of them walked up to congratulate you and Tashi at the Adidas party. Only being able to steal you away from the house after you said your goodbyes to Tashi and her parents, inviting you to join them down at the beach.
It was obvious you were playing into Patrickâs attempts to get in your pants. Not blushing or averting your eyes shyly when he blatantly checked you out, throwing out smart comebacks to his sleazy lines, looking up at him through your lashes and biting your lip.
It would have been soul-crushing if Art wasnât such a good friend. So, he stifled the rising feelings of jealousy and plastered a smile on his face as he watched Patrick shamelessly flirt with you.
It wasnât like it was your fault. Art didnât come on as strong as Patrick, he never did. Plus it wasnât like he and Patrick had talked about who could try and score with you prior to the party, anything was fair game.
Besides, you were nice enough to Art that night. Chatting about college admissions and smiling at him over your coke bottle. Sure, it stung seeing you laugh at Patrickâs stupid jokes while the two of you smoked off the same cigarette, but there was nothing he could do about it.
You choosing Patrick had nothing to do with him. Everyone always chose Patrick, he was used to it by now.
At least he thought he was, but the longer it was just you and him, the more angry he felt each time Patrick would visit and steal all your attention. It wasnât just jealousy or frustration anymore; it was a gnawing, consuming rage that twisted his insides every time he saw you light up around Patrick.
Patrick didn't fucking deserve you. You were too good for him. Nothing like all the easy, ditsy girls he fucked his way through at the academy. You were special, unlike any girl Artâs ever met. Patrick would just take you for granted. He'd grow tired of you, completely dismissing you when he got bored enough. Any day now he'd call Art to spill on his latest hookup with some chick he met on tour.Â
But Art didnât want to sit around and wait for that day to come. He couldnât stand the thought of you being hurt by Patrickâs inevitable indifference. The idea of you, heartbroken and discarded, made his blood boil. You deserve more than that. You deserve someone who sees you for who you truly are, not just a trophy.Â
Art knows he could be that person for you if youâd give him a chance, if for once youâd look at him instead of Patrick. He just has to find a way to get you to understand that.
âPat texted me this morning,â you say from across the table, boredly poking at your pasta. âHeâs gonna be here later this week, says he wants to go see 30 Days of Night. You and Tashi should come with us.â
Art hums noncommittally, not looking at you as he takes another bite of his salad. You do this a lotâ extend invites to Art and Tashi when you and Patrick go out.
Art knows you think youâre being nice by trying to make them feel included, but getting invited usually means having to watch Patrick touch you and kiss you and walk around with his hand in your back pocket.
Artâs fork stabs into his salad roughly. He takes a slow breath, trying to calm the emotions starting to swirl inside him. âYeah, sure,â he says eventually, forcing a smile. âSounds fun.â
He sneaks a look at you from under his lashes. Youâre already looking at him, brow raised at his clipped tone. âYou donât have to come if you donât want to.â
Art shakes his head, waving a hand dismissively. âNo, no, itâs fine. Iâll be there.â
âOkay,â you say slowly, still watching him with a hint of skepticism. âAre you alright? Youâve been weird all day.â
Art lets out a small laugh, but it sounds more sour than sweet, and finally looks up at you. You look back expectantly, concern lingering in your eyes. âNothing, itâs justâŚâ he pauses, drumming the fingers of his left hand on the table, âthe fact that you two are still going out surprises me. Thatâs all.â
He regrets it as soon as he says it, words sounding way more patronizing than he wanted. His chest immediately tightens with guilt, but he doesnât wince or shrink back like he normally would, just keeps his eyes on you.
Your brows furrow, a tiny frown pulling at the corners of your lips. âWhat?â you ask, fork stilling in your hand. âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
Art just sighs, putting his fork down and leaning towards you. âI know Patrick better than you do,â he says with a tiny shrug, âheâs always had a hard time withâŚcommitment.â He says slowly, searching for the right word.
You donât say anything for a couple seconds, eyes scanning over his face slowly like you're examining him. Art forces himself to not start squirming under your intense, studying gaze.
You donât seem to like what you find, eyes narrowing as you push your tray away from you and lean back in your seat. âAre you seriously shit talking your own best friend right now?â
Artâs brow raises, that wasnât the reaction he was expecting, at all. His jaw ticks in annoyance, his hand balling into a fist on the tabletop.
âIâm not trying to shit talk him,â he says calmly, voice tinged with frustration. âIâve just seen how things go with him. Iâm looking out for you.â
Your eyes harden, disbelief mingling with irritation. âSo, what? You think you know whatâs best for me or something? Are you my keeper now?â
That pisses Art off, now youâre just being an asshole. His brows furrow, arms crossing in front of his chest defensively. âThatâs not what I meant and you know it.â He says, tone harder than before.
You scoff, anger spilling over your face. âWell what the fuck do you mean then, Art? Because you dancing around whatever it is you obviously want to say is really starting to piss me off.â
Irritation flares in Artâs chest, piercing and sudden. He swallows it down, breathing out his nose slowly to try and calm himself. The air between the two of you is tense now.
Youâre loud enough that a few people sitting at tables nearby start to quiet down, discreetly trying to listen in.
âPatrick doesnât love you.â Art says spitefully, his fingers grip the muscle of his arms tighter. Itâs childish, but he doesn't care.
Your eyes widen, clearly caught off guard. You recover quickly, letting out a disbelieving laugh as you push away from the table with a harsh scrape of your chair. "Excuse me?" Your voice cuts through the air, sharp and incredulous. Â
He stays silent, letting the weight of his words hang heavy in the air. Your eyes narrow, searching his face for any sign of retreat, but Art meets your gaze head-on, jaw set stubbornly.
You stand with your arms crossed over your chest as you stare down at him. âWhy are you telling me this? Why do you care if Patrick loves me or not?â
Why do you care? The question makes his heart drop down to his stomach. Dread mixes with the anger in his chest. This wasnât how this was supposed to go, he doesnât want to make a scene in the middle of the dining hall. Youâre just being so difficult.
Youâre jumping to defend Patrick, not even trying to hear him out, just like you always do. Still refusing to give Art the attention he deserves. Itâs fucking infuriating.
âIâm just saying,â he says, voice distant and cold, âhe hasnât been in love with you for a while. Heâs told me.âÂ
Itâs a lie, heâs hardly spoken to Patrick recently, but heâs in this now. He may as well go for broke, he always plays to win after all.Â
Your face contorts grimly, another disbelieving laugh punches itâs way out your chest. You donât seem to notice the amount of heads turned in your direction, or maybe you just donât care. âOh, heâs told you that has he?â you parrot back mockingly, head cocked to the side as you stare daggers at him, âThatâs fucking bullshit Art!â
Art clenches his fists, jaw flexing in anger. Heâs never seen you this mad before, never expected to be the cause of it. But at the same time heâs fucking angry too. Angry at you. Angry at Patrick. Angry at himself.
His eyes narrow, holding your own heated gaze without backing down because if there's one thing he hates most, it's losing. âYou donât get it do you?â He mutters quietly, shaking his head in dismay.Â
Your jaw tightens, eyes blazing as you lean forward, bracing your hands on the table to get up in his face. He can smell the familiar fruity sweetness of your perfume.
âWhatâs there to get? The only thing Iâm getting right now, is a front row seat to you being a vindictive little prick.â You bite out, breath fanning over Artâs face. âWho even said I wanted Patrick to be in love with me? Who said I gave a fuck about any of that?â You question sternly, brows furrowed as you scowl at him.
Art scoffs loudly, his face twisting in disgust as he rolls his eyes. His blood boils at having to sit here while you bitch him out. He wants to strangle you, to take you by your shoulders and shake you so that youâll listen.
To make you see what he sees. To make you love him. âPlease,â he hisses through gritted teeth, shifting so heâs leaning across the table just as you are, his eyes dark. âEveryone wants Patrick to love them. Everyone wants his attention. You want it.â
You just blink at him, taken aback by his outburst. You stare at him, not budging as your eyes scan over his face for a second time. And there it is. Thereâs that glimmer of attention, that hint of acknowledgement of him.
The heavy look of rage taking over your features, the bite in your tone, it���s what Artâs wanted for months. Your undivided attention.
After a few tense seconds you just laugh, shaking your head in disbelief. âYou might be the worst fucking friend in the world.â You say simply, like you're reading off this week's forecast.
Maybe he is.
Art can feel the heat rising to his cheeks in anger, in embarrassment, in hatred, in lust. The way youâre looking at him makes something stir deep in his gut. His heartbeat echoes in his ears.
Youâre so mad, but in that youâre giving him a hint of your attention, giving him the time of day, and youâre still fucking defending Patrick. Rage seethes in him, hot like fire. Yet even in this moment, youâre the only person that really matters. The intensity of your gaze pulls at something raw inside him.
âHe doesnât deserve you.â His voice is lower, pinched with thinly veiled frustration threatening to boil over.
"And you think you're the expert on what I deserve, Art? Last time I checked, your own love lifeâs track record isn't exactly stellar."
Itâs a low blow, bringing up how Tashi rejected him a while back. He hadnât told you about that, so Tashi must have. He laughs, but his lips are pulled up in a sneer.
"Donât start deflecting,â Your name falls from his lips sharply, stabbing through the thick tension in the air. âThis isn't about me, it's about you. You're setting yourself up to get hurt, and I'm just trying to warn youâ"
"Yeah, well, I didn't ask for your fucking opinion," you snap, "maybe you should focus on your own damn problems.â
Artâs jaw tightens further, his frustration finally getting the best of him. "Fine, do whatever the hell you want. But don't come crying to me when Patrick does what he always doesâ leaves you for someone new."
You stare at him incredulously, shock and anger warring in your expression. "I can't believe you just said that."
"Yeah, well," Art mutters bitterly, looking away. "Believe whatever you want. Just know that heâs playing with your feelings.â
You huff, throwing your arms out at your sides in frustration. âWhat fucking feelings Art!â you say loudly, not quite shouting but youâre getting there. âSure, Patrick and I fuck but that doesnât mean weâre playing husband and wife with each other!âÂ
Youâre definitely way too loud, voice steadily rising in volume the more you talk. Seemingly not caring about whoâs around to hear you yell about fucking Patrick. âIn fact,â you continue, shaking an accusatory finger at Art, âyouâre the one trying to get in my head and play with my feelings, you fucking hypocrite.â
His mind whites out, filled with blinding jealousy all over again. He wants you so fucking badly, he could be everything you needed. Why canât you see that? How could you be so blind? How could you not see that Patrick was using you, just like he used everyone else?
Art leans further across the table as you speak, his hands coming up to grip the edges of it tightly. âYouâre so fucking naive, you know that?â He snaps in a biting tone. Itâs harsher than heâs spoken to you during this whole fight.
Your voice drips with sarcasm as you lean forward, eyes locked on his. "Oh, well forgive me for not seeing the truth according to Saint Art."
âSo fucking naive.â He repeats, spitting the words across the table meanly.
âAnd youâre a fucking pussy.â You bite back, leaning in even closer so Art can see your lips form around the words maliciously. You sway close enough that the tip of your nose bumps against his. His breath catches, going ragged in his throat. Youâre so close to him. He can smell you, can practically taste you on his tongue.
He wants to take you in his arms, to hold you and kiss the anger off your face. The only thing keeping him from lunging out is the way you look. Your whole body is rigid with anger, eyes dark and cheeks flushed. Youâre so beautiful. He has to remind himself that heâs supposed to be pissed at you and fight the urge to pull you in and really taste you.
But then you're backing away completely, âI wonât waste my time on stupid shit like this,â you mutter, turning to pick your bag up off the floor. âThanks for lunch, Art.â You say sarcastically, not even looking at him as you turn on your heel and walk towards the dining hallâs exit before he can respond.
Artâs heart lurches forward at your words, not with pain, but with want. He watches you leave, the regret quickly setting in once youâre not here to play into his resentment. It hits him like a cold shiver, he wants to feel good for speaking his mind, for telling you how it is. Maybe on some level he does, but itâs overshadowed by how awful he feels.
Art stares down at his unfinished salad, appetite gone. He sighs loudly, standing up to toss his own tray plus the one you left behind. He tries his best to ignore the stares he can feel following him as he walks out.
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Art wallows in misery for the rest of the day, skipping the practice he had planned after lunch. He just locks himself in his dorm, laying on his mattress and staring at the ceiling as he replays the fight in his mind. Replaying every word you said to him, every word he said back to you, every angry look you gave him.Â
He thinks about texting you a thousand times. Typing and deleting different messages until he eventually gave up. He knows youâre beyond pissed, that him reaching out will only piss you off more and he wants to try and salvage this before you completely shut him out. The thought of losing you is why he never wanted to bring it up in the first place, regret settles in his gut like a ball of lead.
And yet, there was a small part of him that hoped, despite the shit show in the dining hall, that youâd see the quiet care he showed, the way he was there for you, and choose him for once. But hope was a dangerous thing, and Art wasnât sure how much longer he could hold out.
Hours go by with nothing from you, itâs the longest youâve gone with talking since the semester started. He forced himself to study for his biology final in a lazy attempt at taking his mind off you. Youâd usually be in his dorm room right now, all spread out on his bed like itâs your own as you talk his ear off about something like your asshole psychology professor.Â
The longer he sits at his desk the longer the ache in his chest consumes him. Art would do anything to know what you were thinking right now. Heâd grovel for your attention, heâd fall to his knees and beg and plead if thatâs what it took for you to forgive him.Â
Heâs getting ready for bed when his Blackberry pings on his night stand, itâs almost embarrassing how fast he rushes over to it. His heart stutters in his chest when he sees it's a text from you. Itâs only two words, a simple âcome overâ.Â
Artâs never moved faster in his life, rushing out of his room with only his phone, wallet, and keys.Â
He makes it to your dorm in record time, nearly sprinting across campus to hurry up and get there before you change your mind. All that needy rushing completely vanishes once heâs actually outside your door.Â
Art hesitates, staring at the little door decals taped on with your name written on them in black sharpie. He rests his ear against the door, but he canât hear anything. He worries his bottom lip between his teeth, brows pinched as he wrestles with himself.
âCâmon Donaldson, donât be such a little bitch.â Patrickâs voice rings out in the back of his mind. He takes a breath and knocks on the door.
Barely a second passes before itâs swinging open and you're there, gripping the front of his shirt and dragging him inside your room. Art's back hits the closing door with a thud, his breath catching in surprise. His hands shoot out to brace on either side of the door, knocking over a racket resting on the wall. Everything he brought with him falling to clatter onto the wood floor loudly.
You look rough, eyes slightly red and puffy like you may have been crying. Your breath comes out in short, quick bursts as you stare up at him. All the anger he swore would come rushing back when he saw you drains out of him in a second.
His face softens, a tiny frown on his lips. "Hey, whatâs going on?" he asks, voice a mix of confusion and worry. His hands come up to hover near your hips, hesitating at the last second, not sure if he should touch you.
Without a word, youâre flying forward while yanking him down by his shirt. Closing the distance between the two of you with your lips crashing against Artâs. Itâs so sudden, so completely out of left field, that Art stumbles forward a few steps, hands gripping your hips tightly to steady himself.
Itâs almost pathetic how easily he kisses back, not even hesitating. Flashes of Patrickâs face go through his mind as he eagerly reciprocates, not stopping him from pulling your hips flush against his. He definitely might be the worst friend in the world, all the loyalty he felt to Patrick tossed out of his mind the second your tongue slides past his lips.
Itâs intense, thereâs no romance or gentleness about it. Your lips move against his almost violently, all the aggression and anger from earlier still very much there. Heâs never kissed a girl like this before, itâs not how he imagined his first kiss with you would go. Heâs still getting hard in his sweats anyway.
Your tongue fucks into his mouth roughly, it reminds him of the time he and Patrick kissed when they were still at the academy for âpracticeâ. He moans loudly into your mouth, letting you dominate the kiss and just trying his best to keep up. Your teeth clack against his roughly, biting down on his bottom lip hard enough to have him whining embarrassingly high and needy. Â
âItâs over with Patrick,â you breathe hotly, slick lips brushing his with every word. âI want you to fuck me.â
Jesus fucking Christ.
Artâs dick feels hard enough to burst out of his sweats by sheer force, but he pauses, pulling away from you with a hesitant look. "I-" he tries, voice cracking slightly. He can feel his cheeks starting to burn as he clears his throat. "I don't think that's a good idea. It's so soon, and I mean you're obviously going through something and I don't want to take advantage of yo-"
An incredulous laugh bursting from your lips effectively cuts Art off, your eyes roll to the ceiling in dry amusement. âGod, Art.â you scoff, both hands pushing off his chest to create space between the two of you. He keeps his hands on your hips, the thin material of your bottoms bunching in his grip. âYouâre such a fucking little bitch, you can kiss me but you wonât fuck me? What is it? You scared of Patrick or something?â
The taunt hits Art like a slap across the face, he freezes for a second before disbelief gives way to white hot rage. You just stare up at him smugly, lips red and wet. Art bares his teeth, using his strong hold on your hips to force you backwards until your knees hit the edge of your bed.
âYouâve pushed me and pushed me and pushed me,â he spits, glaring down at you as he speaks. âActing like such a fucking brat. You want me to fuck you?â He pushes you back onto the bed roughly, covering your body with his, letting his weight sink you deeper into the mattress. âFine, Iâll fuck you.â
Art sits up, ripping his shirt over his head and tossing it somewhere behind his shoulder. Your greedy eyes rake down the toned muscle of his torso, hands coming up to lightly scratch your nails over his abs. His breath hitches, goosebumps breaking out all over his skin. He grabs your wrists, forcing them down and pinning them to the bed. âNo touching.â he chastises, leaning down to bite the skin of your neck roughly. Sucking hard enough that heâll definitely leave a mark.Â
His dick twitches against the inside of his sweats at the thought of you walking around campus with his claim staked on you, at the thought of Patrick, if he was still coming down, seeing it and immediately knowing who left it there. He slides his knee between your legs, he can feel the warmth radiating from your pussy, can feel how youâre so wet itâs soaking through your bottoms and onto his thigh.Â
You hiss at the sting of his teeth, trying to squeeze your wrists out of his strong grip. Your thighs tighten around his knee, hips bucking up against him. âAre you gonna fuck me anytime soon, Art? Or do I need to find someone else thatâs not all talk?â
Art chuckles darkly, nipping at the sensitive skin of your collarbones. âYou can bitch and moan all you want, but I havenât even touched you yetââ he leans forward to whisper directly into your ear, ââAnd youâre still fucking soaked for me anyway.â He drags his tongue along the shell of your ear in a dirty stripe.Â
You let out a keen, pretty and high, grinding your hungry pussy against his knee faster. He lets go of your hands, grabbing your hips and flipping you onto your stomach. Tossing you around like itâs nothing, just manhandling you.
âGod,â he groans, big hands coming up to knead the meat of your ass, spreading it lewdly making you moan softly. âYouâre so fucking hot.â He whispers, words falling from his lips like he couldnât hold them in any longer.
Art keeps one hand tight on your hip, the other fumbling with the drawstring of his sweats so he can push them down to finally free his aching dick. Letting it spring out to slap up onto his bare stomach, trailing a thin line of pre-come across his abs.Â
You squirm under him, feet kicking out as you struggle in his hold. Your head craning over your shoulder and zeroing in on his dick, hard and red and leaking. âYou came over here with no panties on, Donaldson?â you taunt, pushing your ass back onto the sensitive length of his erection. âHow sluttyââÂ
âShut up,â he snaps harshly, but his dick twitches where itâs dragging over the seam of your ass. Heâs leaking like a faucet, leaking like a girl, all over your light green plaid bottoms. It strikes him suddenly, how familiar they look. He stares at the worn down fabric covering your ass, at the way his pre-come stains the material darker, at the way they hang too low on your hips, too big for you.Â
âAre theseâŚare these Patrick's,â he asks slowly, voice low as his fingers skim over the soft material. You chuckle wickedly, wiggling your hips back teasingly.Â
âYeah, they are,â you say, sliding your ass back and forth over Artâs dick. âYouâre leaking jizz all over your best friend's pants, Art.â
Art groans loudly, chin dropping to his chest as hips jerk against your ass involuntarily. A full body shiver wracks through him like lightning, eyes screwing shut as he tries not to come all over your ass. âShitââ he bites out sharply, voice rough and scratchy. He can distantly hear you laughing at him through all the white noise buzzing in his ears.
He breathes out through his nose, willing himself to calm down. He needs to be in control for once, needs to teach you a lesson for ignoring him for so long.
Artâs hands come up to the waistband of yourâ Patrick'sâ pants, fingers digging underneath the loose material and forcefully yanking it down along with your panties, only pulling them down to your mid-thigh. You yelp in surprise, hands gripping the sheets of your bed tightly.Â
âI need to get inside you, right fucking now.â he rumbles thickly, flipping you onto your back again. He needs to see your face when he fucks you for the first time, needs to burn it into his mind forever.
âFuck yes,â you reply eagerly, arms coming up to circle around his shoulders. âFinally.â
Art doesn't reply, eyes fixed on your bare pussy, so fucking wet and shining underneath the shitty ceiling light of your dorm. His mouth waters, he wants to drop to his stomach and eat you out until you're shaking and squirting all over his face. His dick drools at the thought, but heâll have to wait. He needs to fuck you.
He takes his dick in his hand, dragging it through the silky skin of your soaked folds. He spreads your wetness around your clit, rubbing the leaking tip over you back and forth teasingly. You whine, thighs starting to shake on either side of him. He drags his dick back down to your clenching hole, lining up and slowly sinking inside the tight, wet heat.
Art doesnât give you any time to adjust to the thick head of his dick breaching your tight hole, burying himself to the hilt inside of you with a sharp thrust.Â
âFuck!â you cry out, legs coming up to wrap tightly around his hips, digging your heels into his lower back. âShit, fuck youâreâ God, you're so fucking deep.â
âIâm going to use your fucking pussy however I want,â Your name falls from his lips, dirty and blistering. âbecause itâs the least I deserve for putting up with your bullshit for so fucking long, and youâre going to be good and lay there and take it.â He drives his point home with a mean thrust of his hips.
âFuck you, Art.â you mutter back, trying to keep up the bratty act even though your voice is going breathless and needy.
Art doesnât ease into it, pulling back only to start pounding into your pussy ruthlessly. Sharp slaps of his hips stinging your ass each time he drives back in, your eyes roll back in your head, slack lips parted in pleasure as he fucks you.Â
Art canât help but lean down to claim your mouth, kissing you a little too sweetly for the moment. He canât help it, not when youâre under him making the sweetest noises, letting him fuck your perfect fucking pussy like he owns it. God.
âFuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,â Art growls, breaking the kiss to rest his sweaty forehead against yours. âYouâre so fucking, tight. Feels so fuckingâ shit, so fucking good.â His hips speed up, desperately rutting into you.
âArt,â you whine, nails scratching down his back hard. âIâm so close, fuck Iâm so closeâ keep going, donât stop, donât stop, donât stopââ
He cuts off your rambling with a kiss, groaning at the way his name sounds getting fucked out of your mouth. The loud squelch your pussy makes each time he buries himself back inside has his ears burning, he can feel you soaking the skin of his thighs with every thrust.
âWanna feel your tight pussy milk me dry,â he grinds out through gritted teeth, picking up his pace. âFuck, Iâm gonna come, Iâm gonna fucking come.â He ruts into you harder, splitting you open with every thrust. The skin of your ass turning red and raw from how hard heâs giving it to you.Â
Your hands come up to bury themselves in his hair, tugging sharply to make him look at you. âInside,â you pant, eyes glazed over and wild, âcome inside me Art, please. Iâm on the pill you can, you can come inside me.â Your legs tighten their hold on his hips, ankles locking snugly over his lower back so he couldnât even pull out if he wanted.
âFuck!â Art shouts your name hoarsely, hips stuttering as he unloads in you. Hot come spraying the walls of your pussy. You let out a broken moan, your whole body shaking as you come with him. Your pussy chokes his dick so tightly, gripping him like a vice, milking him.
Art tilts his head up, catching your lips with his to greedily swallow down all your moans. He keeps going, shallow thrusts of his hips working you through the aftershocks of your orgasm until youâre kicking at his back, whining at him to stop. He collapses on top of you, his sweaty skin sticking to the fabric of your shirt.Â
Itâs quiet for a while, the two of you silently trying to catch your breath. Your hands come up to his head, sliding into the messy strands of his hair. âItâs pretty late now,â you say slowly, nails scratching against his scalp softly. âYou couldâŚyou could stay here if you want.â
Art hides the wide grin breaking out on his face in your chest, arms coming up to circle around your waist. âYeah, that sounds good.â He whispers back, squeezing the soft skin of your hips once.
Itâs only later, when youâve fallen asleep on his chest, that he stares up at the ceiling lost in thought. Heâs too worked up to sleep, so fucking thrilled that it worked. His plan actually worked. Youâre his now. He looks down at you, glowing softly in the moonlight filtering through your window, deep hickeys scattered across your neck. He drags his fingers along your cheekbone, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear.
This is what heâs wanted for so long, you.
You asleep in bed with him, you curled up in his arms, you with his come steadily dripping out of your swollen pussy.
Art can hear his Blackberry start buzzing on your nightstand, lighting up with an incoming call. Even from far away he can read the name displayed on the screen. Patrick. He lets it ring.
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i have like nothing to add to these screenshots i just find them super cute lmao
#lupin the third#lupin the third bye bye lady liberty#bye bye lady liberty#lupin iii#like zenigata just starts chilling with goemon and doesn't even try arresting him#i have zenigoe bias though they're so cute#JIGEN AND FUJIKO ARE SO HAPPY TO NOT BE BLOWN UP THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY STOMACH BEING AROUND EACH OTHER#zenigata: i hate these hoes! *5 minutes later* zenigata: me and the polyculeee ;P#i took like 50 screenshots just of zenigata while watching HE'S SO HRHHRHRRHJFHSHFD my emotional support 50 year old divorcĂŠe#zenigoe#fujigen#fujigo#question mark?#jigzeni
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Five here like:
#hoes mad#five hargreeves#fivela#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4#tua season 4#tua season four#number five#five#five x lila#fivelila#stay mad#girl bye
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i feel like some people forget pen has been pining after colin for three seasons. twenty episodes of home girl being love sick over this man, colin just needed to catch up. to realize him looking for pen in every ballroom, only feeling comfortably seen by his best friend, is something more. thatâs why there is no slow burn. those twenty episodes have been the slow burn!
#hate to be one of those hoes to be like âin the bookâ#butttt colin states several times that he didnât realize his feelings / how strong they were until he kissed her#and opened his damn eyes#looked at her and realized wow sheâs fucking amazing and iâve always had her iâm dumb for not seeing it before#also saw some ppl say they feel like they donât know him like the other boys#which babeâŚhe has no purpose except traveling#and iâm sure that will come into play in part two#him wanting a purpose etc etc#STOP COMPLAINING AND COMPARING EVERY SEASON TO HAPPEN OR COME TO S2#ok bye thanks#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#here laur goes again..
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bestfriend! akaashi who first introduced himself formerly to you when the teacher paried you both up for an english project.
bestfriend! akaashi who was in awe at how smart and witty you were and soon got to know you and became friends you quickly after.
bestfriend! akaashi who spends time with you more often than not â your company brings him a sense of unknown comfort and he might've gotten a little too cozy around you.
bestfriend! akaashi who showed up at your doorstep for your birthday, with cookies he baked himself and that one perfume you had your eyes on for a while as a gift.
bestfriend! akaashi who never fails to smile and laugh at your silly, lame jokes â who doesn't notice how his heart flutters everytime you make one.
bestfriend! akaashi who finally realizes that he might have fallen for you a couple of weeks before graduation â the fluttering of his heart and the heat of his face have become too evident to ignore â and he's not sure what to do with the overwhelming feeling of emotion he has towards you.
bestfriend! akaashi who thinks fuck it and asks you out for prom, and watches as your eyes widen in shock before you laugh and he doesn't believe his ears when he hears you answer with yes.
bestfriend! akaashi who you pull on to the dancefloor and convince him to dance with you to the slow dance song, and he doesn't believe it when by the end of the song you press your lips to his.
boyfriend! akaashi who tastes so sweet like vanilla and whose cologne is so overwhelmingly strong that it completely engulfs you whenever your body presses up close to his.
boyfriend! akaashi who is subtle with his physical affection, but his hand is always linked with yours, and sometimes you feel the tips of his fingers press against the small of your back as he leads you through a crowd.
boyfriend! akaashi whose kisses are soft and tender, just a mere peck to your lips whenever he says hello or goodbye.
boyfriend! akaashi who brings flowers to every date of yours, who brought you red roses to your first date because they're a good classic and ideal but then usually brings you hand picked flowers or paper flower bouquets.
boyfriend! akaashi who took you out to his favourite cafe for your first date and ordered your drink for you and paid for it despite your trying to convince him you'd pay for your own drink.
boyfriend! akaashi who brings you random gifts from time to time, whether it be something expensive such as a watch or a bag you wanted or a handmade gift such as his hand written letters that he pours his heart out into them for you.
boyfriend! akaashi who is an old fashioned lover â ladies first he'd say as he opens the door for you, he pays for everything you ask for whenever the two of you are out together and who bends down to tie your shoes whenever they get loose.
boyfriend! akaashi who gifted you a moon stone necklace for your first year anniversary together, it was so beautiful you couldn't believe your eyes â he clasped it around your neck in front of the mirror and pressed a kiss to the side of your neck, you look so beautiful, love he had whispered into your ear as he wrapped his arms around you.
boyfriend! akaashi who loves you with every ounce of his being, and thought he isn't the most vocal about it, you do know it from your photo albums, your gifts, and the time spent together.
tagging : @ermespop (headcanons as promised) & @keyz-writes
#i legit forgot hoe to characterize akaashi bye#also first time writing headcanons so we'll see how this goes#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu drabbles#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagine#akaashi keiji#akaashi fluff#akaashi headcanons#akaashi drabbles#akaashi scenarios#akaashi x reader
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maybe i'll dm ea everyday so theyll give us a hobbies pack. bands? sculpting? pottery? ballet? bands? have u heard of bands?
#fuCK romance GIVE ME BANDS#GIVE ME SCULPTING#give my sims stuff! to! do!#a whole gdamn pack for your sims to get on all fours..#and we're the freaks huh#and give me multifuntional lots while ur at it too u hoe#and better cas#ok bye#chatter#ts2 free time how i miss u
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MIN HO? MORE LIKE MEAN HOE
#skz people i have a question; is the minho guy also a mean hoe#xo kitty#to all the boys trilogy#to all the minhos i loved before#minho#the maze runner#minho maze runner#skz minho#lee know#mean hoes>>#thank you very much have a great day bye
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the biggest smirk just emerged from my face holy fuck /pos
#I WIN HOE#I FUCKING WIN#I FDUCKING LOVE YOU SPLITTER GIRL#weevildoing#the post traumatic manifesto#tptm#puking in happiness#ok bye
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laura yokozawa paella song (meant to be watched with sound on)
Peace and love âď¸đ
#feeling silly. whimsical even#i doodled while listening to this song wanted it to move#i really like the little guys in this video and i wanted to try and get that energy#hoes hate my unadulterated desire to be wholeheartedly joyful and earnest#this took me like 8 hours but i did it for fun :>#im stoopid anyway bye đđ#splatoon#big man#shiver#frye#they want a good paella so bad..#my doods#vids
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RANDOM MIKE WARREN GIFS: 320 / â
#graceland#gracelandedit#mike warren#mikewarrenedit#aarontveitedit#aaron tveit#televisiongifs#tvfilmsource#tvsource#long post#edit: mine#edit: gif#*mike#type: gif#show: graceland#c: mike warren#2nd last gif lip lick for me bye#ANYWAY guess who is solidly rewatching graceland again and will be back on my shit most likely??????#i'm sure u thirsty hoes will appreciate when i get into my sad sad sad mikey sets
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#columbo#season 6#the bye bye sky high iq murder case#one of the few nugs of columbo lore he spares us#smug bastard knows he's a genius and still decided to style on the hoes by going the extra mile anyway. fuck off
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Now yallâŚdont let the j*ara stans here because chile they goin shoot me. But im sorry their relationship was so underwhelming and absolutely goofy from the start.
Then JJ gets stabbed, also how the hell did that baby ass stab rlly kill him??? Like be so fuckin fr??? Jombees dad was stabbed starved deserted abandoned and THAT MF STILL LIVED FOR A HOT MINUTE!!.
And im sorry but kiaras reaction to him getting stabbed? Be so fr???? Girl do better, why would you even let him have his back to the bad guy??? Or let him get all knuck if you buck WITH A MAN THATS ARMED LIKE BE SO FR GIRL DRAG HIM BY HIS HAIR AWAY OR SOMETHING???
Idk man. Their relationship is horrible, has been, always will be. Then her screaming when hes dying and also he was bleeding for all of five minuyes before that mf died??? Be so fr? Jonas pate catch me outside you bozo.
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I know y'all are sick of the text posts but shout-out to labyrinth top 3 movies of all time (that I've watched over 100 times...) I will CONTINUE to watch and fantasize while I try to sleep
#going bonkers crazy#just love me#fear me#do as i say#and i will be your slave#girl bye#i know every word of the whole movie#i want to watch my hyperfixation movies with people i like#but then the hoes are gonna know i have the tism...#what happened to me being cool and mysterious smh
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