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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

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"fanon is so much better than canon sometimes!" does your fanon like women. because if it doesnt then im not interested

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“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

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shoutout to the little gnome who is currently living under a toadstool, who is self conscious about their cool beard but shouldn't be. your name is Gnathan and you're 26 years old. this post is for you

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bridgerton is so fucking fun. each season they pick the two hottest people you've ever seen in your life, tell a ridiculously romantic story with them, set the whole thing vaguely in the regency era but make the costumes more camp and ridiculously elaborate in the best way every season, make the hot people bang, craft intricate and breathtaking sets, flesh out incredibly well a bevy of characters, then cast some more super hot people of colour to play characters that were white in the books. all of that from source material that is cheesy and they make it excellent and more progressive. I want a million seasons.

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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

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????? march ?????? again ??????

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he has a vision let him cook

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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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I’m curious about Silco’s wristband. The man is fly as hell and the single cunty bracelet is a curious choice.

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say it with me: viktor is not a damsel in distress. he is not a princess waiting to be saved. he is not helpless, he is not incapable, he is not weak. he’s not waiting around for someone to save him. he is perfectly capable of handling himself, he doesn’t need a savior.

jayce is not his savior. he’s not viktor’s knight in shining armor. that’s not what their dynamic is about. there was a moment yes where jayce was able to use power that had been basically forced on him to keep heimerdinger from destroying the hexcore - something jayce & viktor both at the time believed was the key to saving viktor’s life - but that doesn’t make him viktor’s savior. truthfully i believe that was as much about saving viktor as it was jayce trying to assuage his own feeling of uselessness at not being to do anything to help his partner. 

at equal points, jayce & viktor have both saved each other in many ways. but they are not each other’s salvation, there’s a difference.

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do people have no shame anymore?

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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time