#bye bye adult life
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I think my brain's broken.
Anyone have a band-aid?
#guys i dont think the adult life is for me#so from now on i'm somehow legally declaring myself as a Permanent Child#i think i'd rather stay 15 forever#bye bye adult life#i'm disowning my future adult self#no your stupid number 18 is not allowed to touch me#i'll get a restraining order just you watch#quotidian convos#quotidian is so frickin done#how do adults even put up with this?#this is horrible#its a disease#a disease that needs to be cured ASAP#hashtag getridofadulthood#mainly the responsibilities that come with it#i'll take the privilege of making my own decisions unquestioned thanks
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#family death tw#i have‚ still on my phone‚ a voicemail that my mother left me in 2009‚ after her mastectomy#she never got over the habit from the nokia days of feeling like she needed to shout on a cell phone#(you could hear her convos from three rooms away. you know the type.)#and there's a scratch in how she talks‚ presumably from a sore throat post-op#but she makes her voice light. 'it's MOM. i'm FINE. everyTHING WENT WELL.'#reassuring me‚ her teenager daughter living 4000 miles away#i'm in my thirties now#and one year ago today my mother stopped me after breakfast and said 'elizabeth i don't feel so well'#and died before lunch#i can try to tell you what i've learned this year: that you adjust to a new normal and then have to keep adjusting#how you spend a good chunk of your adult life being a caretaker and then have nothing to do with your hands#or how you never really stop mentally flagging things that you'd think they'd find interesting#or how strange it is to look at some family pictures and be the only living person in them#but mostly i'm so grateful i have that voicemail.#it's become one of the most precious things in the world to me.#'i'm feeLING PRETTY GOOD. quiT WORRYING. i'll be trying to call you laTER. LOVE YOU. BYE.'
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i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,
if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."
i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,
i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason
#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions#ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person#if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully#that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is#not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion#yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something#like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi'#I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad#honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner#and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion#and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully)#but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ?#im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them'#have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf#its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!'#LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333#ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious.#MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions#ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol#being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless#but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy#and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize#ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people#so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3#i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE#watch nobody read this fr#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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My first gacha thing I posted..
Peter and Spring :]
Those two goobers are now stuck in my brain. HELP. Actually... don't help, I'm fine lol.
Literally was listening to Flamingo admin videos while making.
G/T and default size included!
#gacha life#i may make some memes#parental g/t#imhappywiththisandnoonecanjudgeme#G/t#lol#my goofy adhd impulse#silly goober#gacha life oc#dont ship them i swear#Im only saying that since people sometimes ship adults with children and it sickens me#bye
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the amount of work transmeds n sysmeds n terfs will put in to ensure theyre miserable and alone forever is crazy. i guess when the agony is optional perhaps it has more appeal i've definitely contemplated breaking bones just so the pain was different like I understand misery incredibly well just like. man. you could like change and you would probably feel a whole lot better and have more friends and feel more stable????
#why choose to be better when you can lie and hurt people#I sure know how to pick 'em i guess. really I am quite talented at finding bad people who pretend#wahh trauma makes me act this way. yeah trauma makes me act terrible too. you know what i do about that? FUCKING WORK ON IT#you're not an adult. you're making fun of children on the internet for exploring their identity in harmless ways#also the concept of the dsm-5 ruling my entire life is insane to me. how do you live like this.#when i start to see the spiders i just live and let live dude#when the memories get whisked off to another guy im not like writing it down and reporting it to the did authorities#okay well i do hate the mass bug attack but everyone would hate the mass bug attack.#anyway. utterly deranged behavior. grow up#oh yes i definitely trust the united states to tell me what makes me what I am and I see no problems with this#i will blindly follow the next person in front of me. i will join this angry mob without knowing why. i will be awful and mean for no reaso#and one day when it's me i'll be SO surprised that the leopards ate MY face#you're the bad guy here. i want you to know that. you are the red right wing voice here#you're not some brilliant rebel#you're insecure and all of your points tie back to that insecurity and you will never feel better if you continue this path#i'm going to fill my life with love and fun and forget all about you and i'm not even going to know it.#and you will languish in your lack of internal deconstruction of fascist ideas that make you miserable or something idk#again grow up#my finale message. good bye#phlyaros' nonsense
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missing my Fate husbands hours 🥹
the hashtags on this are sending me but I feel you 🤣
#i miss cú so bad#cu chulainn#😓 about to rewatch unlimited blade works for the umpteenth time#i already rewatched apocrypha for shiro 🥹#shiro kotomine#i’ve grown a weakness for adult waver too 😓#i think it’s the hair ngl#I WANT TO SEE OZYMANDIAS😠#im not sure which fate ozy was in but i’m down bad pls#ozymandias#ozymandias fate#there are still some fate movies i haven’t seen and it’s gross actually#lord el melloi ll#a day in the life of chrvstxl#chrvstxl#random#BYE I WAS SHAMED FOR LIKING KIREI#kotomine kirei#he’s so mmmmmmmh#i’ll endure shame if it’s for any of the kotomine priests tbr
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my aunt is trying to set me up w my cousins friend and this is what my bf has to say about it 💀
#bye#r we being a bit mean to this innocent dude#sure#BUT MY AUNT NEEDS TO STOP MEDDLING#and before u ask my parents do not know ab my bf#yes i’m a fully grown adult w a job#no i will still not be telling my parents i am the eldest daughter of two strict immigrants i choose life thank you very much
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Labyrinth rant because I love it and need to vent it out
So Jim Henson's Labyrinth is my new fixation.
I kinda wish it was one of my childhood movies, I'm sure I would have loved it just like I loved The Neverending Story, but I'm also happy I discovered it now that I can decode the subtext in it.
It speaks a lot to me. I still am very keen on escaping from reality through fantasy as a coping mechanism, just like Sarah. I can't help but see her adventure not as real, but as a dream become physical. For me, what we see is just a manifestation of an internal struggle. That means her own mind is giving herself the chance to understand a lesson. She's actually fighting not to let her own tendency to escapism dominate her this much anymore, at least not to the point of discarding serious responsabilities. That's why Jareth, who embodies that, is a selfish, bullying tyrant and the Labyrinth is in decay. Reminds me of Scar's reign lol
I think it makes sense that Jareth embodies both her love for fantasy since childhood and the ghost of sexuality. Both (would) inspire her the utmost pleasure, just since two different points of her life.
I love Jareth's and Sarah's dynamic, in that sense. I love her struggle against the temptations he represents. I love how perfectly tempting he is. Yet I'm so satisfied by her final decision to let him down. About her love for fantasy, she's too mature. About sexuality, she's still too young. Both things need to be limited.
I also love how the conclusion isn't about getting rid of some part of you in order to grow up, but to balance all you parts. Your seek of happiness and pleasure and what it inspires it don't need to be erased, just not weight too much. It implies that you don't have to have shame and get rid of anything, every part of you is inherently good just because it helps to build you. It's up to you to balance the components.
It's reassuring and empowering.
#doesn't mean i don't enjoy sareth fanfics#i wont get rid of my love for fanfics#i also get why many get upset to jareth's interest#that's why i prefer seeing him as not real#it also gives sense to his line i'm exausted by living up to your expectations like#why would he ever want to do Sarah's bidding if he was a real fae or whatever with absolute power over a labyrinth?#but even if he was real I personally think he only acts as lovestruck but it's just a part of the test#he never acts like he's interested in Sarah when she's not present#and even in the ball scene he's kinda passive#don't care if the script said he should have kissed her#it's not in the movie#thanks David#he's interested in keeping her distracted not to get somewhere with her#and as a former debutante who fell for the romantic flare of a real ball and was heartbroken because she didn't get actually the guy#the point of the ball scene is that Sarah doesn't have to fall for her expectations of adult love life#because she takes too much things for granted#and real love is not whatever is happening in that ball#so many tags accidenti#love this movie so much#bye
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so, in my language we don't say "bye, I'm leaving" when we are going out, we say "yeto mi" which means "I'll come back" and I think that's cute, like you are assuring the person who loves you and probably waits for you that you'll leave but you'll definitely come back home to their heart. safe and sound.
#dark academia#early twenties#thoughts#literature#academia aesthetic#adulting#artists on tumblr#books#bookworm#language#words#life quotes#heart warming#comforting#warm and cozy#winter#i need hugs#in a cuddly mood#art#okay bye
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i got my friend to listen to oh!no?ok. common chris W
#this is the most exciting thing thats happened to me in days. i live such a thrilling adult life#BUT SHE GENUINELY LIKES THEM. IM SO HAPPY.#chris noises#oh!no?ok.#dear followers listen to oh!no?ok. tonight ok thanks bye
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nowadays Juliana has finally married Clara and they have one dog and one cat. Clara had a son from her first marriage but he's already an adult so Juliana doesn't really see him around. it's pretty much only them and their pets.
i can see Ju working at some business taking care of data and lots of papers (she's def the type who likes organizing the business' finances and this kind of stuff). meanwhile Clara def gives me hairdresser vibes. that's the only career i see her following lol.
Tadeu definitely works in some technology company in the middle of São Paulo, has two teen/tween kids and is probably fatter than he could never get when he was young which is a miracle to him.
#both Clara and Tadeu married people they didn't love#Clara liked the guy but he wasn't Juliana#she couldn't marry her at that time and Juliana wanted to keep “appearances”#so they separated :(#somewhere between 2005-2009 they met again#and the rest is story :)#Tadeu married his first girlfriend Rosana#whom he never loved but HETERONORMATIVITY got him#you can bet their marriage wasn't good but surprisingly it lasted a lot and they're still friends#and Tadeu's kids love him so much like they're obsessed with spending their time at his house#Juliana and Tadeu obviously never stopped being friends but adult life got them to meet each other less often#i almost gave out a spoiler on this post lmao#the chances of one of my future readers to see this post is one in one million but STILL DUDE I CAN'T RISK THE FUTURE OF MY BOOK#“Bat will you please shut up?” no bc i finally feel like thinking about my book again which is a miracle#jk lol i'm gonna check out on my cats bye#tio morcego tá tagarela
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Life hack: feeling depressed/wanna clean something but only have a wee amount of time/effort?
Find the nearest mirror/window/literally anything reflective and clean that. Just squirt it a few times with window cleaner/honestly probably anything liquid and soapyish, dry it with a paper-towel/actual towel/cloth/tissue/your shirt, and boom the room looks surprisingly better already!
#this PSA brought to you from me#finally cleaning the mirrors after adhding for several days#(well i also cleaned the sink which sure helped#but the mirror ok#that was the real magic)#no idea what tags to put on this so i'm just gonna...#neurodivergent#adhd#audhd#autism#eh?#does that work?#i am neurodivergent so i suppose it counts#right#life hack#ooh look i found one#adulting#that fits i think#ok bye go clean your mirrors
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hi all 👋 how are we doing today? 💖💗💘💓💕💞
#mädch rambles#no matter how hard i try it’s so difficult for me to make a comeback here 😭#between my nursing schedule and just LIFE like im just … it’s so hard coming back!#im like .. afraid of booting up photoshop half the time lol ALSO mx is all off to the military so 😭#i miss the good old days when mx tumbly was poppin but :’) i guess all good things have their moments and then wean again !!#i hope all my old mutuals are doing well (if u still remember me hehe) and idk hopefully i’ll make content when im up to it :)#for now im just being an adult and falling in love with my bf more and more everyday hehe#OKAY CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT how my bf and i have been together for 8 MONTHS NOW ahhh#highly recommend falling in love with your person 10/10 would recommend <3#okay guys anyways bye bye for now i’ll pop my head in here soon 💖
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everytime i see a post hating on tiktok (rightfully so) im like oh god i failed. i failed at tumblr dot com by being a tiktoker. an influencer L moment
#sorry that im on other platforms#i rlly am sorry for being on tiktok#its not fun rlly its very depressing how hard the algorithm tries to kill ur passiom for making silly lil videos by not showing them to any#of ur friends and just to 100 strangers who are probs like way too young to be on the internet and will comment slurs cus u have pronouns#or a pride flag in ur bio. yeh fr#i would troll ppl in my comments sometimes only for them to reveal their age and for me to go oh this is embarrassing ure a kid. bye#if u gonna argue w adults pls be an adult first u know shitall abt life at 13
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noticed some of u still use my art as a pfp and i just want to thank u it’s so heartwarming 🫶🤍
#kisses u on the lips no homo#haven’t had time for anything lately#not even for drawing#all i can do is reblog ur stuff so smooches all of u#hopefully i can start posting again#maybe tonight I’ll get out that sim dump#anyway#adulting life SUCKS#i’ve socialized w so many humans this month i’m exhausted put me out of commission PLEASE#aah#i’m tired#ok bye!🚶♀️#chatter
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