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in the polycule bed straight up "jorkin' it". and by it. let's just say. your peanits
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#look at them. ask yourself who was behind the camera taking each picture. think about your life choices. scream#yeah hi no yes we'll take one bed thanks#that i was able to find all these pics that mirror each other#is all you need to know#edmonton polycule#turks and caicos 2023#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#celeste desjardins#lauren kyle
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so. have any of yall thought about skeptic/paranoid. like. ok here's my thought process.
so there's this trope in film noir-esque detective stories. i call it a trope but i can only rlly think of 2 examples. the woman assistant to the detective who snarks at him a lot but is actually secretly in love with him despite how much a dick he is bc she knows he's a good guy. im now realizing im also describing that one guy from house.
anyways, thats what comes to mind when i think of cage paranoid. skeptic is already very detective-y, its not a big jump. maybe ive just listened to city of angels (the musical) too much.
theres also the fact they seem to be the ones most interested in the construct itself and the looping and like. the nature of the situation they're in. paranoid has his whole moment in apotheosis and skeptic is just. like that. also they seem to be more in tune with the body itself (heart lungs liver nerves and skeptic stopping ur heart). and also seem to be the ones most insistent on keeping the blade. granted, they all seem to prefer it but they like. Actively fight you on it.
idk. paranoid and skeptic seem to be the investigators. the ones asking questions. trying to figure things out. i think they could work well together. skeptic seems like an all business type of guy tho. i think he'd be less attentive to para's needs. definitely a complicated relationship. very meaty.
#slay the princess#to be clear i Do think they cld do better#and i guess they technically Do do better since in my mind its just one big fucked up polycule#but thats not the point here#the point is that paranoid is skeptic's secretary#also his lonely wife who lounges in bed in his flowy night gown wondering if he'll be sleeping alone again#and also the watson to his sherlock homoeroticism included#and also wonders if he thinks of other women when they kiss#im going insane#anyways let me know if yall want that film noir au
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i just need to figure out what is wrong with them
#happy catsmin took TWO whole photos of the polycule sans sasha who is sick#may we pray for his healthy return#and how grumpy he probably is in bed right now#fratrenising with the other half of the polycule#mmmm#sorry this is mixing my brain like a cement mixer#two whole photos... catmin has an agenda AND SO DO I#forsy just leaning more towards ekky than maffhew#goddddd
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"Colton and Akiyama have a long and rich history, having worked together for Arasaka since their early twenties— Colton as director of the SERPENT projects and Head of Special Programs, and Akiyama as recruiter and quality control manager across all of the corporation's Night City facilities. The two disliked each other from the start and from an outsider's perspective only rarely saw eye to eye; but if anything their rivalry was a challenge, a way to keep each other sharp, and one of the only ways they could have some fun in the megacorporation's grasp. Years later, the two reunite at Club Bodytalk following the incident in spaceship Elysium and the fall of Cobra Cybernetics. Surrounded by the victims of the projects they once ran, their heads are forcibly turned into the direction of their past mistakes— their guilt connects them and it forges a bond of understanding they can't get with anyone else, and while they cannot erase their past they can ensure that no one else ever has to go through any of that again." ↳ andy belongs to @mojaves, template here [x]
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#cp2077#edit:kaida#nuclearocs#nuclearedits#sorry i'm bouncing around between five billion projects and interests right now so i go where the waves take me LMAO#the pictures aren't entirely accurate. kaida is also very good at pressing andy into a wall and making him moan like a girl#it's also funny that they're both part of the rest of the club bodytalk polycule but in VASTLY different directions#well. i'm saying that right now but that's not true. i'm lying sorry#because kaida also loves diving in bed with seb and hanan who are both also from xyr time at special programs#and andy has another boyfriend. beckett. who was a test subject at special programs many years ago#AND andy also kisses vitali from time to time. who used to bother him with a thousand and one emails back at arasaka on weekly basis#so basically if you've been an arasaka employee in any way in your life you're messy. is what i'm implying here#either way the dynamics between kaida and andy specifically make me so fucking insane they're so good. so so good#when they officially reunited at the club kaida punched andy on the nose threatened to kill him and then fucked him#while carving a heart on his chest with a knife no less. and then they both pretended nothing had happened for a good few months#while also hatefucking at any and every given opportunity. because. you guessed it. THEY'RE MESSY#i could go deeper [haha] into the themes and their arasaka crimes but i think it's funnier to explain all of this to you. it's funny#they used to get into car crashes with each other to get some time off from work
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hank needs a date to an event and armando, sean, and alex all offer themselves up to be his fake date and hank panics and says yes to all of them
#he just shows up to the event with three boyfriends#naturally they're all pining for each other the entire time#and even better if they have to travel for the event#and the hotel is supplied by the person hosting the event#and so they think that hank is only taking one date#so the four of them all have to squeeze into the bed in the hotel#alex summers#sean cassidy#hank mccoy#armando muñoz#xmfc polycule#alex/armando/hank/sean#this is part of my college au
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who would you most like to read jrue being paired with in a fic?
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#LMFAO#i forgot i did post one (1) jrue ship fic but it was some crazy hallucination onesided hatelust by jimmy#makes me think of my 90s bulls fic#ok being SERIOUS now... i would read anything that has my sweet prince jrue#LMFAOO#hmmm.. this is a good question tho..#i love. love all and any content i can get of my notso popular favs so i really do honestly lap up any crumbs possible#i WOULD say tho... i think jimmy and jrue have a very funny dynamic bcs i think they challenge each other in ways they usually arent#jrue's polite but stoic straightmanness vs jimmy's nitpicky need for a challenge#it's very contrasting and different from the usual dynamics they tend to surround themselves with#jimmy's kinda now known as this hot kinda crazy vet that obsesses over younger players#so it kinda switches up the norm real heavily and i like that idk i think it's interesting to see different lights of ppl#jrue becomes more aggravated and snide and callous and jimmy#IDK they make each other worse and im personally a man who always carries popcorn kernels on my person for the fire#BUT AGAIN... literally ANY fic is my new fav if it has my pookies and theyre written well#i would loveeee a goofy fic of jrue and brook being the embarrassing mom dad duo#this can also fit for jrue and giannis#a fic where giannis shows off his egg making skills and tries to serve jrue whos cuddling with khris breakfast in bed#but spills the milk and ofc Has to comment on it#just kidding dont write that bcs i have i just havent posted it bcs um. the doubt demons#the point is... the bucks polycule...#but i.. if i HAD to pick one... jimmy jrue has my heart unfortunately#thank u for this ask. u know id never pass up on a chance to yap abt my favs#jrue x doing anything my favorite ship#ted tumbunity things
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sometimes polyamory is just a long line of partners telling you "okay so. while you were crying this morning, we all called and left separate uncoordinated voicemails on your doctor's answering machine about the latest administrative debacle. sorry,"
#i am very loved this is also unbelievably funny. christ my poor doctor. SHE CALLED ALL OF US BACK INDIVIDUALLY#THE WHOLE POLYCULE.....#head in hands. Whatever Works. get you a polycule of 2 to 6 very dedicated other individuals when life is a nightmare#they will let u lay in bed and cry while they confuse the hell outta various admin offices for u#autoimmune tag
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Sometimes I forget my icon is Alfonse Fire Emblem and I feel like it occasionally adds a layer of comedy to my tags LMFAO
#feh#shit quality i'm so sorry but i am not getting out of my bed. 🫡#i went to the funeral and everything was okay. btw. incase anyone was wondering.#also katerina is probably on her tippy toes here LMFAOO but i did wanna include her she's kinda the og gf!#if i'm remembering right. i feel like that paralogue was before book 2.#also rip fjorm maybe she's just running late to the event. ran out of room LMFAO#she may also be out w her other gf laegjarn. it's a complex polycule.#sharena#eir#fe peony#fe katarina#reginn#fe alfonse#my art
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sometimes a qpr is two guys with the emotional temperament of anxious cheetahs and their emotional support partner.
#ra speaks#personal#kleos and nostos story#actually they’re really funny to think about. everyone thinks RJ and Dave are fucking bc they live together#everyone assumes Casey and RJ haven’t fucked bc they’re perceived as siblings instead of two long time childhood bffs#Casey and Dave look at each other and think damn I want him if he wants me and RJ is cool w it and they’re like#👍 I’m done fucking around you boys have fun. change the sheets on our bed when you’re done. I call little spoon tonight.#really funny mental image of a circle of the characters w color coded arrows#such as ‘have and will continue to fuck’ ‘have fucked no longer fucking’ ‘would fuck given the chance’ ‘never fucking’ etc etc#team? no no no my freelance spy and assassin network are a polycule
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shadowheart is inspired by watching me enjoy pain, i see you, girl
#in other polycule updates laez'el told me i smelled good and invited herself into my bed for future nights#still hasn't progressed with gale he hasn't been in my party for a while now but i think i'm about to shake things up#i'm struggling to stay alive it's time to swap in my wizard and my barbarian#mse's playing baldur's gate 3
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you know, I think it's cute they take their hats off to do cute lovey dovey stuff
And Mila is getting her romance bar absolutely filled by her husband and boyfriends. Oppossom apparently didn't do anything cute with her super recently, but they were the first ones I saw doing romancey stuff-- he left his hospital bed to go cloudwatching with her.
...wait, where did VT and Mila find a campfire? Did they light a fire for a date???
#original#rimworld#gamer octopus#world 1#I don't even have ideology installed btw#this is a polycule that occurred in vanilla rimworld#remind me later to tell the story of how it came to be#it's kinda funny#I did also get two mods to let all four of them happily share a bed so Mila's three partners don't have to take turns sleeping with her#one mod to have a four person bed and a second mod for metamours to not hate sharing a bed w/ each other more than they hated sleeping alone#(seriously it was a -4 for sleeping alone and a -6 for sleeping with two metamours)
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congrats to mr "the worst is ekky (to sit next to). i like sitting next to gustav (because hes quiet)" not giving up on his principles despite the fact mr worst to sit next to is velcroed to mr quiet so really it cancels out
#whatever polycule is forming here is deeply fascinating#im sorry swaggy will never give up sitting next to forsy and its terribly funny to me#forsy you have too men. one with the constitution of a puppy. the other of a freightened deer. on your arms.#something about a metaphor about a pup being trained to be a hunting dog who keeps nipping at the poor little doe whos a little too friendly#sorry i do have to animal metaphor my way around here#i know forsy is adonis but walk with me#adonis lover of apollo. artemis twin of apollo. HUNTING DOGS. AND STAG. AND ALSO-#sorry ill be normal now#where was i?#something about your friends who are together start making out heavily next to you on the couch and you just kinda have to pretend#youre chill with it but youre not and youre too awkward to get up from the couch because then thatll signal youre actually a little#interested and we have to be nonchalant about your two hot friends who youve kinda had an eye on for a while and they become hotter together#and its a little weird and maybe you kinda want to be their third??? patent pending but somehow you end up in a bed with them as they cuddle#and youre just kinda there because they refused to let you sleep on the floor because no come up!!! if you dont we'll join you on the floor!#which is actually worse so you suck it up and try to take up as little space on the bed as possible as they all start getting ready for bed#and like how the fuck did you end up here this was supposed to be like a normal hangout (it is you are just being weird about it)#and then the next morning you just kinda have to pretend you slept fine#despite the fact you were hyperaware of what they were doing next to you and you could not sleep at all actually#sorry am i projecting? well anyways
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#someone asked me on a date what the craziest thing ive done in bed was and i just kinda laughed and was like#hahaha i dont know. im pretty boring when it comes to that stuff haha i just like normal stuff i guess so i havent done anything crazy haha#COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT IVE HAD MULTIPLE THREESOMES#AND THAT THAT IS CRAZY BY OTHER PEOPLES STANDARDS#like how did i forget...#objectively the only good thing to have come out of the trainwreck clusterfuck the polycule left my life in#ive got a dope brag now ig#my life may be in a shambles and i may still be pathetically into my ex but at least ive got a funny story haha!!!1!1!1!1! 😐
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Itafushi meme Megumi would be a little flustered finding out what he did, but Yuji is too much of a amazing boyfriend to be upset🥺
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#not pictured: us cuddling on the other side of the bed#i will fucking lose my mind over yuuji’s body…….. no one talk to me…….#we need a polycule name i gotta think of something#yuuji <3
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Trektober Day 20 - Only One Bed. Rosalind Chao gave the impression of trying SO hard to hint the polycule into existence. I hope in some AU or other Keiko was successful.
#trektober2024#trektober#star trek#ds9#deep space nine#keiko o'brien#miles o'brien#kira nerys#garak#she's in a groundhog day situation#rewinding to the beginning of the season attempting to initiate the throuple forever#sorry hon maybe in another reality
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