#by our throats

[theskeletoninthegarden]

“Was that a pun?” Quinntav’s composure cracked. They fell forward, covering their face with their hands, that damned tail whipping behind them. They were giggling. “I’m so, so sorry!” The shirt had risen upward, giving the most wonderful view of their ass, but-. “Are you commending my holiness with word play?” They turned their head up enough he could spy their grin as they replied: “Is that not also a kink?” Astarion smothered his eyes with the meat of his palms, groaning in agony. “Why did I think seducing a clown would yield any other result?”

[medievill]

the absolute titanic balls (gn) of this show to look its queer, neurodivergent audience in the eye and say, “I know you think you’re unlovable. I know you think if you show your true self to someone, they’ll reject you. but it’s not true. none of it’s true. there is someone waiting for you, desperately, loving you more than you have ever believed, more than you could know.”

[deadandphilgames]

see the thing i think we fail to take into account is if dnp really do k*ss on october 19 we will be forced to see that photo every day for the rest of our Iives. anytime you open tumblr that photo will be reblogged by thousands. they will start putting it in videos recklessly like that powerbottom clip. there will be k*ss merch. we will not escape it.

[sweeetcheeese]

"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦,

𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭."

It's been a while since I've done some angst. Jack is THE og sickly victorian child lmao.

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | A beautiful name (requested by anon)

[haifoct]

The one who couldn't be blinded, the one who helped Li Lun see.

[bigidiotenergytm]

May I ask for more of the Twins?

Idk I just like them and Yes I came back after crying about the Ithaca saga for like days.

(If so, I might just lay on my bed and read or look at the art you might make and maybe yap about a crazy,funny, and actually kinda nice fanfic.)

-That one anon who originally asked for the twins. :)

Super happy to hear you're enjoying the AU, dear anon! Since Sky's on break, I'll be taking over and answering your ask as his second in command :3 I'm not sure what exactly you'd want to know, so I guess I'll give you this instead XD

Meet Aspa: Ody's and Poseidon's child

They're a small, nonbinary devil XD I know what you're probably thinking, but no; Ody wasn't the one who got pregnant this time. It was actually Poseidon. And nope, he didn't get knocked up the traditional way. Aspa was the product of blood mixing (during six hundred strike, some of Ody's blood seeped into Poseidon's open wounds, mixed with his ichor and ended up getting him pregnant). They're super attached to Odysseus and a literal angel around him. Poseidon, however, gets the feral side. He's honestly just their stress ball that they bite and chew on. Their design was inspired by beta fish and catfish :333 If you have any specific questions about the twins, feel free to ask either me ( @shinedoitsulikeabright ) or @axt-bs since we worked on it together :3 If you'd like to know more about Aspa, you can either ask here or you could ask me (at least while Sky's on hiatus).

[victusinveritas]

[mishy-mashy]

Toga: Someone who wanted to be happy

Uraraka: Someone who wanted to make others happy

And also,

Toga: Someone who wanted the world to be easier to live in

Uraraka: Someone who wanted to make the world easier to live in for others

[vampir-el]

i can’t stand this fucking show

[ectospacecadet]

-slams face on desk- This ring was never meant for you A A A

I hate this scene so much because Sam’s all “I think this was meant for me” n o, it never was x_x

I think one thing I feel these 2 would realise at some point during their relationship is that they most likely only got together because everyone kept insinuating there was something there to begin with.

If Jack hadn’t engraved that ring with Sam’s name then Sam wouldn’t have ever thought it was meant for her. Imagine if Danny did give it to Valerie? I can’t even imagine how she’d react to having a class ring with another girl’s name on it.

I feel like Jack engraving that ring is almost like a parallel to ‘carved in stone’, but the issue is the show just failed to have a proper build up to that outcome, they had to shaft Tucker to the sidelines so much in S3 just to get that ball rolling and it was just so painful to watch because it’s just so forced.

-

I had this happen where people kept assuming I had a crush on my best friend, who apparently had a crush on me, I never had any feelings for him in that way but people kept being all 👀 at us. We’re don’t talk much at all anymore after all of the feelings came to light. Me seeing the same thing happen with 2 teenagers just always felt weird to me, there was no chemistry, it was all just assumption. I hate it because it hits very close to home with me.

[prideprejudce]

it's interesting for me to see how almost the entire fandom collectively despised game of thrones season 8 and how d&d turned a nuanced series about scheming and political plays into a soulless michael bay action movie with almost 2% meaningful dialogue (yOU ArE mY QUEeN) and replaced with 98% explosions, war, and fighting in dark places to NOW having people in the hotd fandom not being able to comprehend that writing about a political civil war is not just going to be 24/7 fighty fighty action blast boom scenes and that we actually need some plot development behind it first

[hauntingyourself]

Not gonna lie being compared to the grinch just because I’m not head over heels for Christmas genuinely pisses me off

[birdmans]

[neege]

Early Wolfstar where Sirius is very natural at initiating intimacy or physical contact, so he often is the one to initiate things and he's very smooth about it.

And Remus doesn't really know how to smoothly transition into anything more intimate than like hand holding so he'll just kind of stand there like 🧍 and will randomly blurt out what he wants to do. It always catches Sirius off guard.

Like they'll be sitting together somewhere not really touching and Remus, after like 10 minutes of silence, will just ask very straight-faced: "Can we make out now?"