#buys a shit ton of fireworks

[krisstheidiot]

× Midnight Brownies ×

Valentine's Day Special

Summary: Felix and you meet again years after highschool in a cafe on Valentine's day. When you two decide to go on a spontaneous multiple valentine's day activities spree, will past feelings sprout again?, will Felix finally answer your highschool self's confession?

Genre: fluff, highschool friends reunited(crushes)

Warnings: Mentions of Sex, Fireworks

Your sister had kept you awake all night until 3 to help her decide what outfit she was to wear for her date with her boyfriend. Sleep was completely lost so you had decided to go on a long jog at 6 am and then got ready to hang out at a cozy cafe a few blocks down.

Ordering your usual latte with a slice of apple pie as you sit down at a table near the flower display outside, reading a book on your kindle enjoying the quiet despite the lack of sleep.

A deep voice speaks out of no where breaking your concentration as you look up in shock, finding a familiar face in front you...

"Hey miss is this seat free...?"

Those honey brown orbs, the galaxy like freckles spread on those plush fair cheeks and that cute heart like smile, The face not matching the voice at all as you come to realize who you were face to face with.

"...Felix?"

Tilting your head as you gasp softly and stand up with a bright smile, happy you encountered an old friend, said man looked down at your face in shock as he took in all your features. It was no doubt you were pretty but you looked so beautiful as the morning sun gave you your golden hour, eyes twinkling with golden orbs.

"Y/n..? Omg it's really you...!"

Felix smiled brightly as he suddenly pulled you in for a warm hug, which you happily reciprocated.

"I wasn't expecting to meet you here!"

Felix exclaimed happily as he pulled away and you both sat at your table to catch up on what's been going with your lives. A while later you got curious about why he was here all alone, fiddling with your fork and apple pie crumbs you finally decide to ask.

"Felix i was wondering why you are here all alone? That too so early in the morning?"

Felix chuckles as he sips on his drink while thinking of a way to word his reason without it being awkward

"Well its valentine's day and I am single but all my other friends are dating I woke up to one of them having morning sex so yeah I had to make my escape so i came here..."

"Oh..."

Felix laughs at the face you make as you nod sheepishly imagining how awkward the situation would have been.

"Either ways they probably would have teased me if I had stayed also I am avoiding social media so I don't get coerced into doing a stream because I am sure even my fans would tease me about being so lonely that I stream even on valentine's day"

You giggle as you imagine all the 8 year olds bullying an adult just because he doesn't have a partner. Suddenly a spontaneous idea comes up in your head as you quickly take Felix' hand and get up grabbing your stuff.

"You know what Felix let's go on a date right now! The one we were supposed to go to in highschool but never could because I moved away. I mean if that's okay with you...?"

Felix grinned as he nodded eagerly making all the uncertainty in your head disappear. You smiled as you took his hand in yours and left the cafe after paying.

Finding yourself at a retro arcade that was empty as you and Felix buy a shit ton of coins for all the games. Trying out every single one from bunch of scammy claw machines to every car racing game.

Any game you found fun you would do. Tetris. You name it you played it. With the last coins you decided to play a boxy zombie game that looked like a stupid rip off minecraft as you tried to distract each other hoping the other would fall into the pit of zombie while trying to bridge with the jammed buttons of the machine. Finally you managed to bag the win for who bridged the farthest by kissing Felix's cheek to distract him.

Smiling as both you and Felix's hands are full holding bags full of the tacky toys and gifts he won for you from the claw machines and all the old timey snacks and games you had won from winning the competitive games as you walk next door deciding to play laser tag since you had won two tickets to it.

Coming out of the place as you whine childishly complaining that Felix was just too fast and he didn't win fairly since he literally picked you up and shot your tag with his laser. Felix in tow teasing you that you were just too slow and small to be able to win and his win was completely fair.

"Let's get lunch yeah?"

Felix asks as he smiles down at you as he takes your hand in his and leads you to the nearby beach that was 10 minute walk away. You guys come to a stop in front of a shack restaurant on the beach itself.

sitting on a table facing the sea as you guys order what you guys are gonna eat while talking about anything that came to mind like you were back in Highschool.

Finishing up lunch as the both of you decide to visit the shops at the beach before leaving, as you browsed shop after shop as you go into a very neon coloured shop looking around at all the vintage and retro stuff as you pick up some old pokemon cards blind packs and buy it while Felix is wandering around buying something of his own.

Now, walking to an old cinema as you chat about what anime movie you should watcha at the cinema. Both deciding 'My Neighbor Totoro' would be best as you go inside the cinema taking some artificially buttered popcorn as you sit down in the empty cinema giggling like middle schoolers.

"Hey Felix earlier I bought these old packs of pokemon cards wanna open them with me like when in highschool?"

You suggested, glad that it was dark in the theatre so that he wouldn't know you were blushing as you saw Felix chuckle as he pulled out what he had bought earlier. It was a bunch of old candy with no nutritional value just sugar. Pure sugar. You grinned remembering how you both used skip classes to watch anime at the library while opening pokemon cards and munching on candies just like this.

"Honestly Y/n I missed this. I missed us."

Felis whispered to you while sipping on his now watered down coke since the ice had melted, you looked at him, eyes full of emotion as you smiled softly.

"I missed us too alot, I wished that i had never moved away then maybe we would be spending this valentine's day as a couple not as just friends..."

Whispering sadly as you look back at the screen hoping you don't start crying.

You feel him take your hand in his as he squeezes it slightly.

"Who says we can't spend it as a couple?"

Felix asked straightforward about his intentions behind the question.

You looked up at him slightly in shock trying to gauge out the joke in his question and intent. He nodded to reassure you that he was saying the truth and what he wanted wasn't to joke with you, it was to be with you. A look into his eyes was all you needed to reassure yourself. Just as you opened your mouth to respond he pulled you in and kissed you. It was soft and warm and full of love, his lips soft against your own as he put his hands on your cheek holding you there as you reciprocate the action. Pulling away after a while as he smiles down at you, eyes beating the ones a certain heart eyed emoji has.

"I loved you before. I love you still. And I am sure I will keep on loving you. That's how much I feel about you Y/n, baking isn't any fun without you when i remember how much fun we used to have when we baked together."

You looked at Felix, eyes glossy with tears as you breathe out shakily, overwhelmed by emotions as you hug him close to you and whisper.

"I love you too, I tried so hard to move on convinced that you probably did too, but this its not just a highschool crush it goes beyond that and I don't want to lose the good memories of you. I don't want to lose you anymore not after i waited so many years..."

Felix smiled as he kissed your head and ran his fingers through your hair to comfort you as he spoke. The movie long forgotten.

"You aren't losing me hell even if you wanted to you won't be able to get rid of me now so don't be sad Sweets..."

"Sw-sweets...?"

You looked up at him blushing like crazy as he smiled and patted your head. He looked like a bright ball of sunshine whenever he smiled.

"Well I am assuming that this means we are a couple now so I am just calling my lovely girlfriend a cute nickname!"

"Well if I am sweets then you are Sunshine..."

You whined as took your cup of coke and drank to hide your blush.

"I don't mind darling"

The nickname teasing fest continued as both of you tried making each other blush by calling each other the cheesiest pet names.

It was 8 in the evening as both of you walked hand in hand now as a couple not friends. Smiling as you walked in a nearby diner and sitting down at the table as your eyes adjusted to the the 90s theme the diner was sporting.

Fishing out some spare change as you put it into the jukebox placed near your table as you grinned up at Felix playing the song that you always did in high school. 'Summer love' by One Direction playing as both of you grabbed your spoons pretending they were mics and singing the lyrics and dancing together like idiots in love which you were.

Dinner ended with you two full and satisfied as you walked to Felix's apartment to spend more time together. Both of you ended up playing mario kart as he started vlogging for memories. That's what he said.

Later you decided that both of you needed a sugar high after as if all that candy earlier didn't do a number on your blood sugar levels.

Both of you in his kitchen while trying to bake brownies at 12:50 am. Flour on both of you as you sprinkled choco chips on the brownie batter before putting it in the oven that Felix had pre heated. Closing the oven door as you get up when Felix suddenly wipes your face with a tissue to get rid of all the flour. You look at him, his face now absent of any flour from the playfight you had when he called you small. Leaning slightly to look at the time.

"Wanna do something? we can turn on the oven after we come back from the last adventure of today..."

You said as you take of the apron and take his hand leading him outside as you walk back to the beach.

"So what is this adventure about sweets?"

"You will see Lix..."

Smiling as you reach the beach and tell Felix to go and sit on a bench while you buy a few things. Coming back with two bags of stuff that Felix had no idea to what it would be used for. You looked at the time on your phone as you asked Felix to countdown with you while your eyes are focused at the sky.

Few seconds later bright explosions were visible. Fireworks everywhere. The colourful sparks littered the sky as you looked at Felix. He was absolutely beautiful, his eyes reflecting the colors in the sky as his hair flowed with the wind and his lips parted in amaze as he looked at you.

"My sister wanted to be extra for her date with her boyfriend so she decided on fireworks at the time when she had first met him."

Smiling back at Felix as you turned to look at the sky when suddenly Felix pulled you in to kiss you. Smothering you with kisses all over your face as you giggled under his attack. Few minutes later he stops as you smile and dangle the bag that you brought earlier in front of him.

"I brought sky lanterns and sparklers so we could have our own little light show..."

"I remember when all our friends went to that park at 12 am just to look at the sky lanterns that everyone released"

Felix said in response to your suggestion as you both pulled out the sparklers and played around for awhile, later taking the few sky lanterns and lighting them and releasing them while holding onto each other like the couples that were in the park the night you confessed to Felix while watching the sky lanterns float in the sky.

Watching as the sky lanterns you released float together while you hug each other. This may be a cheesy holiday for some but this was the day you found your love. The one that would stay forever with you. The love where you would go back home at 3 am and eat brownies and then cuddle and fall asleep on the couch.

This is your love and it is yours to keep forever and ever.

Because just like the sky lanterns you lit you burned bright for each other and would find your way to each other no matter how far you could be.

He was your sun, you were his star.

@!directory

A.N: Helloo! I am Kriss I hope you liked the oneshot it was kinda rushed and sorry if it was too cheesy. Anyways Happy Valentines day to everyone, to all the ones who are dating - enjoy your special day, to every single pringle - treat yourself to anything even if it's a small chocolate bar! Have a great day/night. Byeee!

Stay Tuned for more!

[codthefishgod]

I am unfortunately of the American breed and the 4th of July passed a few days back so Fenn & Tobias headcanon of the day (4th of July edition): Tobias would buy a shit ton of Roman candles and Fenn would be terrified of a sparkler

Also kind of think Fenn would not know how to light a firework and/or think that lighting fireworks is some insane dangerous task to do because in my mind, in Sona, while they might've had fireworks for big events and stuff, I think they wouldn't allow civilians to possess fireworks + have selective people to light the fireworks because having fun is illegal in Sona quite obviously

[transingthoseformers]

Part of me wants to buy a shit ton of those little pop pop fireworks (they look like a mini Hershey's Kiss) so I can throw them at the ground and fuck with the neighbors in the middle of winter this year

Don't let me do this it'd be hilarious

[piercethelenn]

🎄Celebrating Christmas in Summer with Enhypen!

❥ Pairing: Non idol! Enhypen ot7 x Fem! Reader

❥ Genre: A shit ton of fluff and a poor attempt at comedy. Established relationship.

❥ Contents: Just my thoughts about the boys celebrating Christmas in the southern hemisphere<3 Made in bulleted list format.

❥ Word count: tba

❥ Warnings: Light swearing, kissing😙 Not proofread

Jungwon has always wanted to go to a themed waterpark-hotel

And what's better than a christmas themed waterpark to spend the holidays?

The place was decorated with adorned palm trees, and there was this cool poster of santa claus surfing at the entrance

You had barely crossed the door but both of you were full of excitement already!!

You decided to stay for the night since the reception lady told you there was going to be a surprise after the clock hit midnight

As soon as you left your bags in the room, with no time to unpack, both of you made your way to the pool

Holding hands amidst the hot weather because Jungwon is a clingy baby😣

You take turns to apply sunscreen on each other and you're ready to go!

The place is surrounded by a lively atmosphere, it's full of kids and not-so-kids having fun equally

Jungwon is drawn to this particularly high slide and drags you there by the hand

"Y/N!! Let's go to that one first!"

"I'm not sure..."

"Don't worry, I'll go first, and you can see then if it still scares you!"

You watch as he skillfully climbs to the top and then back down, the wind making his hair look like Jimmy Neutron's

But he's so cute

"Fine, I'll do it!!"

You muster up your courage and go to the scary slide!!

When you dive into the pool, Jungwon is close to meet you

"Wasn't it fun?"

You nod and he smiles at you, a clear hint of pride in his eyes

You both raid the entire waterpark and soon enough it's almost nighttime

Dinner time it's getting close, and your stomachs know it🙏

You decide it's time to get out of the water and buy some snacks!!

Then you spend the following hours at the park's arcade, waiting for midnight

Jungwon is honestly so bad at games😭 but he tries his best so it's okay

He makes all these tiny cat noises while playing🤧

Five minutes before christmas, you go outside to wait for the surprise

A countdown soon starts, and a display of fireworks goes off to welcome the 25th

Jungwon’s eyes are glowing with a mix of colors when you face him under the painted sky

He kisses you in a way that makes you think clichés are not that bad<3

You get lost in the feeling of his lips until a particularly loud firework makes you flinch🤕

There are dumb smiles plastered in both your faces as you continue watching the show

It's your first time celebrating christmas after moving together!!

You're currently at the supermarket with your hyper boyfriend, walking through the aisle full of decorations

He picked a little of everything, even some ice cream

"Look at this one! It looks like you!"

"Y/N, you said the same about all the reindeer decorations already"

"But look at its eyes🥺"

You insisted on buying matching reindeer headbands

And of course, he would never say no to you!!

After checking off, you guys need to rush back home so that the ice cream won't melt

Once arrived, Heeseung starts working on the tree while you hang lights

Since you have trouble reaching the highest places, you soon switch tasks though🤕

You and Heeseung sing along to your favorite christmas songs<3

The tree is a little small since the apartment is so too

But it’s so pretty!!

You place the letters you and Heeseung made for each other on its branches

"Can you give me a spoiler"

"We agreed to wait until midnight!!"

You help heeseung put a cute reindeer on the front door and the decorations are ready!

After having dinner, you are at the couch sharing chocolate ice cream and watching tv

Because neither of you is eager to go out tonight

It might be because it's the first time, but spending the night like this in the comfort of your shared place feels more comfortable than going out!

You take peeks at the letters the whole time because you saw your boyfriend working so hard on it earlier:((

As soon as the clock hits midnight, you and Heeseung rush to the little tree and pick your respective letters!!

"Please don't laugh at mine:(("

He's so embarrassed🤧

You take him by the hand and go back to the couch

Reading each other's letters in a comforting silence, giggling every now and then

Heeseung’s letter mentions so many tiny details about your relationship, that you start getting emotional

And it seems like you had the same effect on him

When both of you finish with your letters, there are tears forming in your eyes🥲

"I'm so in love with you"

Heeseung leans in for a short kiss, sweetly running his fingers through your hair

And he promises to make all the holidays you spend together better than the last one<3

This is the first year both of your families are celebrating together

He was super confident before when he decided to invite everyone

But now that there are barely a few hours left for the people to arrive, he's nervous as hell👎

He cooked the entire day and still hasn't finished

He put so much effort into finding cold Christmas dishes

You were busy decorating the dining room

And you decided to check on him because it had been way too long since the last time he had complained about how difficult is to take the grapes' seeds off

You entered the kitchen and he was still making the fruit salad for dessert

He was mindlessly cutting some pineapple slices into tiny cubes as he went over his mental to-do list

Too absorbed in his own thoughts to notice how you were slowly approaching him from behind

You surprised him with a back hug<3

But the temperature in the room was so high that both of you felt like boiling just from the contact💀

So, you opted to rest your head on his shoulder

You were watching him do his thing

Until a bowl of fresh strawberries caught your attention

You wanted to eat a well-deserved snack because you had been working on preparations for hours now

But you barely touched the fruit before Jay smacked your hand away🤕

You whined in protest, but he told you to wait until dinner

"Nice, there'll be three moms at the table tonight"

His dramatic ass gasped in disbelief

"You know what? I'll give you one just to prove you wrong!"

You were a little confused by that, but it didn’t matter if it meant that you would finally have a strawberry😋

Jay held a fruit up and gestured for you to open your mouth

You didn't question him, as you were used to him feeding you

He looked at you in the eyes as he ate the strawberry instead of giving it to you🥲

Before you could complain, he was already kissing you, letting you taste the sweet flavor from his lips

"That's all you will get for now, be a good girl and wait for tonight, yeah?"

I always write Jake as a party monster and today is no exception🙏

You guys were going to this party hosted by a club located at the beach

Baby was already hyped long before arriving, singing along to the songs in your shared playlist while driving<3

The first thing that catches his attention after you guys make it to the club, is couples sharing piñas coladas with two straws

And because he's an actual romantic (trust🤞) he wants one too!!

He ends up drinking it himself💀

He got carried away because it was his first time and boy was amazed

One thing leads to another, and he ends up buying almost every drink on the menu (inspired by his wine testing vlog, lol)

A few caipirinhas in and he's already tipsy, dragging you to the dance floor

You can't stop laughing at his sloppy dance moves, but he's having so much fun that you don't give it much thought and dance with him

A slow song starts playing and suddenly he gets so clingy

His cheeks are flushed red because of all the alcohol, but it only makes him look cute as hell

Also, the dazed look in his eyes as he hugs you is so attractive😣 holding your hand and your waist as the song reaches the climax

A part of you wants to pull away because it's literally summer and both of you are a little sweaty from all the dancing

But his arms feel so comfortable around you

He doesn't know if the daiquiri is starting to hit or what

But nothing feels real anymore, except for you in his embrace

He's so lost in the moment that he misses the cheers when the clock hits midnight

So, you take initiative and lean in for a kiss

Jake swears this is the best night of his life

Our ice prince here hates hot weather so much

So, you squish both your brains to plan things to do inside, where the ac is

You come up with the revolutionary idea of making gingerbread houses🙏

He's so excited to bake the cookies, but you persuade him to let you do it

Because Sunghoon can't be trusted when it comes to cooking, and you fear for your safety every time he gets close to the oven

Cookies get done in no time while he was out buying candy to decorate the houses

He almost brought the entire store💀

Your mouth was hanging open as you watched him dragging two gigantic bags full of jellies, chocolates and various other candies

"Is this enough??"

"Are you opening your own store soon or..."

It's finally decorating time‼️

You were so immersed in your own house that you didn't notice how Sunghoon had messed up the structure and was currently building an abstract house

He glares at you when you laugh at him

But gives up and asks for your help anyway🤥

You use meringue as concrete to stick the walls together

He watches with so much fascination as you effortlessly bring the little house to life

You smeared leftover meringue from your finger on the tip of his nose

"Make it look pretty, as if we were moving there to live together"

"I don't know if I wanna live with someone who uses meringue as makeup base"

"Fine, I'll let you get your revenge"

You say and close your eyes, waiting for the sugary substance to paint your nose as well

He's tempted to stick a jelly worm up your nose as revenge

But kisses you instead<3

"Someday we'll celebrate together in a house even prettier than this one, I promise"

Baby was so excited to wear a cute hat🤧

But even if the party was going to be celebrated at night, it was like 40 degrees outside

Being as stubborn as he is, Sunoo decides to use it anyway, to match the Christmas vibe yk

A few minutes after arriving, his brain is already melting like an ice cube under the red cloth

"Sunoo, your forehead is dripping with sweat are you okay??"

"Beauty is pain, Y/N, you wouldn't get it🙄"

You already knew this was coming so you had prepared beforehand two red caps with a white pompom on the top for both of you

He thinks it looks stupid (it does💀)

Rejects it saying something about the cap not complimenting the rest of his outfit

"Your brain can get fried then idc"

You put your cap on and he laughs at you

Somehow finds it cute because it's you💞

Ends up wearing the matching cap, his 💫aesthetic💫 long forgotten

Both of you look ridiculous, but it only takes one look at your big smile for Sunoo to go along with it

Y'all take millions of pictures to laugh at in the future

Some of them are without the hats because he needs some insta-worthy shots (the silly ones are uploaded to his stories though)

When the clock hits midnight, he tries to kiss you

His cap somehow hits yours as he leans closer😭

You guys are a laughing mess as he takes both hats off and finally kisses you<3

"Did a drop of your sweat just fall into my face"

"I'm blessing you with my holy water"

"Please never say that again"

You guys had no actual plans for christmas eve, it was more like a freestyle

Like going shopping and to get some ice-cream

After Riki asked you for the millionth time, you finally accepted his idea to go to the beach

This boy has So Much energy

You guys played in the water for like three hours straight

Splashing each other and later agreeing on a truce that lasted a few minutes before one of you betrayed the other and attacked from the back

But you were getting tired, so you went back to the shore and sat on a towel in the sand

Of course, he took the chance to laugh at you for acting like a grandma

One thing led to another, and you fell asleep

You woke up feeling disoriented, not realizing you had slept for at least half an hour

"Y/N! Stop moving, you're ruining my art!"

The art in question was a mermaid tail that Riki had made over your legs

You ignored his whines and got up to see what he was working on now

"Whatever, I already took pictures... You drooled a lot, by the way"

Your face flushed as your fingers traveled unconsciously to the corner of your mouth, effectively feeling the dried-up saliva

He laughed and you glared at him

"At least I don't snore like you!"

Riki ignored you and showed you his work: a snowman, but like, without the snow

A sandman🙏

You helped him pick pretty rocks and shells for decoration

Riki gives you a particularly big seashell, tinted pink and purple inside and makes you promise to keep it!!

The sand dude is finally finished after some more work

"He looks like Jay"

You snorted at the comment, admiring the final product

You and Riki took turns to take pictures with park sandseong

The sun was already setting, so you had to bid goodbye to your new friend

"Can't we take him home?:("

"Are you going to clean it if my cat decides to use him as a giant sandbox?"

"Nevermind"

After ordering something to eat, you sat on the couch to watch a christmas movie

Of course, Riki choose Home Alone

"We watched this one like seven times already"

"But it's so good!!"

"Seven times in the last month, Riki"

He shows you his puppy eyes and you sigh, signaling him to play the movie

Five minutes in and he's already knocked out on the couch with his head on your shoulder

It was like exhaustion hit him with a delay

You smile fondly at him and run a hand through his hair, turning down the volume

The alarm on your phone goes off, signaling the beginning of christmas

You take a look at the boy beside you and place a loving kiss on his cheek

"Merry christmas, Riki"

He answers with a snore😭

Enhypen masterlist

A/N: Feliz navidad<3 thank u for reading!

[str33tydr1ft]

hear me out post no.1

I often like to think of important days on Sodor like Godred's Day and alla that shit where fireworks are involved, the miniature railway are like the calmest when it comes to fireworks, mainly because they just don't like a shit ton of crazy stuff n that.

THE STANDARD GAUGE RAILWAY AND NARROW GAUGE RAILWAY HOWEVER- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH BOY

I feel like they have firework wars, like they get 3 engines from each railway to stockpile on fireworks and buy the best ones they can find, another few engines set them up and then one lucky engine gets to set them off,

The standard gauge has never won any of these little mini wars, Rusty or Duncan always somehow gets a supernova esc firework from fuck knows where (rusty probably makes them anyway) so they have a 100% chance of winning each firework war

plus they prob don't even get mad over it, it's all for fun and games

and mike rex and bert just have to deal with it

[thewanderingace]

HOOOOLY SHIT!!! Okay this is long bit the craziest shit just happened and I gotta put it all somewhere so story time!

Basically Fourth of July is the fucking worst and people are INSANE!

God I really hate this fucking holiday. So much. It's nearly Independence Day here in the US (July 4th) which means everyone sets off fireworks in their front yards for a week. I hate it. They terrify my dog and I live in the fucking suburbs so an errant firework means my house could catch on fire. They're dangerous. They're loud. They're ILLEGAL. But it doesn't stop tons of asshole from buying profession grade fireworks every year.

Tonight they're going off around me. All directions but far enough away that its quiet enough that my dog can't hear them and my house is safe.

Until a giant explosion goes off in front of my fucking house.

Scared the SHIT out of me and now my dog is screaming in fear. Me, my family, and basically all of my neighbors ran outside to see who the fuck set if off. There's smoke everywhere but we can't tell who set it off.

But this one neighbor who lives across the street from me comes running out of his house, screaming and swearing. Shouting "WHO THE FUCK SET THAT OFF!! WHO THE FUCK WAS IT!!" He's starts threatening and keeps screaming and then he levels his accusations at my next door neighbor because the majority of the smoke is in front of his house (consequently it's also in front of his own house since they live directly across from each other.) All of my neighbors and us are like dude you need to chill out. We're upset too but this level of aggression is ridiculous. He just keeps yelling.

And this is even more ridiculous because my next door neighbor, someone we who have been here a while know very well and who has dogs and would never shoot off fireworks because he has a brain, he was literally pulling out of the driveway when it happened. And he starts telling the guy to calm down. Aggressive dude keeps yelling he's gonna call the cops and yadda yadda. Then goes inside. The rest of us are standing outside like "what the fuck!?" He then comes back out and yells some more and tries to get us all involved and we're like "we're not gonna fight with you dude! Calm down!"

Let's skip ahead. We're all back inside but keeping an eye on things from our front door. About 15 minutes later the girl who lives there pulls up and parks on the street. She sits there for like 5 minutes. Then aggressive dude comes out and yells something's I didn't catch and then yells at her for having the dog outside without a leash on. They go inside and leave the car on.

Oh but it's not over yet! Fast forward about 10 minutes. I'm still inside still trying to calm my dog down when a car pulls up in front of aggressive dudes house. Aggressive dude comes flying out of his house, pounds on the dudes window, screaming "DON'T YOU FUCKING COME BACK HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I watch this car then speed away. Less than a minute it's back, pulls up out front and the girl comes outside and hops in and they drive off.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

My two next door neighbors and us all gathers on our porch to chat and at first we thought that dude set it off but then me and neighbor M think it was the family about 4 houses down. M saw them last year setting off fireworks in the same area. Right under the street light. It was mostly likely them again and they ran when it went off and we all came outside. M also saw them standing in front of their house when we came out.

Anyways, this holiday is the fucking WORST and I wish I lived alone on an island.

[worth-this-and-more]

sorry to hijack the post but yeah I'm too impatient hehe [spoilers for legendborn and bloodmarked, read at your own caution ;)]

i start my case with this specific scene right here:

we already know merlins can use aether for something other than as a weapon or something to attack.

and we also know roughly how limiting or powerful merlins or magegaurd can be, as seen here:

so what im saying is that yes they could technically forge a plane but it would take intense focus and probably multiple merlins. and it wouldn't last for long as well, because like wards are buy-once-use-for-as-long-as-shadowborns-dont-eat-it but planes will be a different thing you have to cast it, use it and make it stay. and for the plane to be functional aka for it to fly it would need a shit ton of aether to make the whole yk engine and stuff so all in all it would be a tedious job. too many casualties of merlins.

however, yk what they could use aether for other than this?? roller skates. easy to make, small and compact, and hella useful to go from one place to other. heck they could even forge ramps if they are on the run in cars or something, or like speedbreakers so the cars behind them would get knocked off their tires. (this went in the direction of attack but umm how about we think of parkour??).

sel already cast forty smol objects and can reinforce them whenever and remotely, so i mean ofc he could do that for something else:

they could also technically use aether to make jewelry, i mean how cool would it be to have your own piece of something to take with you. or like a small something for a special someone, but yeah it would take a lot of focus to keep them together so maybe like a trip souvernier, something to remind you of. (*cough* selwyn forging an aether ring for bree when she goes for a tour outside of south carolina to calm her by his scent *cough*).

i mean the possibilities are there, selwyn created life support constructs for god's sake merlins are just raised to be a weapon if they were allowed to be anything else it would be a lot better. (i wanna see this thing developed in canon to maybe like yk break the whole order and just let merlins be normal for once, i mean as normal as a half-demon can be but you get the point).

could you imagine a game of dumbcharades with merlins, except the rules are that you cant directly make the thing itself so they find ridiculously funny ways to say "toxic" and "never gonna give you up" and "old town road" and "shape of you" i mean common do you really want me to believe if they had a chance to be just normal they wouldn't go around throwing aether snowballs on someone?? heck if i had aether i would cast fireworks in someone's bagpack or if i forgot a spoon?? no worries you got aether spoon babey

goofy merlins should be a thing and order could go to hell for all i care

also the bracelet memory thing?? of bree wondering whether it's rotcraft or aether?? we could see this type of magic explored in oathbound because i feel like rootcrafting will get attention and heck if bree could do this same thing with a message or a memory of her own to send a message to idk selwyn or nick yall this could be a gamechanger she could communicate easily and it would only be unlocked by the specific person it's meant for?? idk man like i mean she could try to bring up a specific memory that has happened and like yk make it as a clue for them, i mean the boys are clever enough to figure out hints??

Your opinion on how powerful merlins would be if they forged other shit instead of weapons as well like idk planes or some shit

PLANESSS?? I love ur imagination

yeah I never thought there was a limit to what they could actually make, just that they'd been taught to only forge weapons so that's prolly all they think they can do. I'm excited to see then realise they can do sm more

[techcat]

Was thinking about some kind of ramble I could go on about the 4th of July. It means something different for me. Pardon me for rambling like a facebook mom.

Granted, I was a white upper-middle class basic bitch. The 4th of July was always a huge event when I was in my late highschool years. (2005-2006). We'd buy a shit ton of fireworks and just spend hours using em. We had access to expendable income, and we expended it and had a great time and made very large piles of paper and ash in the street.

Cut to where I am now, 19 years later. Supreme court decided bigotry was Okkie dokkie. Patriotic bullshit playing at my retail job where I'm not scraping by. Anxiety attacks for the last several months as I hit my debt ceiling.

"I'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm free"

The lyric bounced in my head. When I was younger, I think I believed something like that. I didn't understand the perpetual propaganda machine for the military and cops.

It's not a new revelation. I was not free. And being american never gave us freeedoms. It gave us patriotism and wanted us to look away. It wanted to drape the image of 'being free' over every crime against people who didn't look as white basic bitch as I did. It wanted the untennable nuclear family model. It wanted anyone exploring anything outside of that smothered. It wanted those who need assistance to be poor and die.

I have not 'celebrated' the 4th of July for a long time.

It's a day for retail sales and loud nights.

And I am tired and would rather sleep.

[skully-bones]

every contradictory thing my stepdad does just has me like

[attila-werther]

someone is setting off what is EASILY over a hundred dollars worth of fireworks like, man if this is the day before the 4th, I don't want to think about how much more annoying tomorrow is going to be

[malfiora]

i have to get deep with this one. I doubled up on some, so sue me

Lunar New Year

Tim loved getting the little red envelopes and candy coins when he was a kid (because let's bffr he didn't need actual money) and now likes giving them to others. He also enjoyed the rice cakes and saves them for this specific holiday

Passover

Bruce because he gets the kids together and they have to listen quietly to him as he reads the passages. They all take this very seriously and then have an amazing feast with some wisecracks and good kosher wine

Fourth of July

Steph for the fireworks and barbecue food. Honestly, she thrives in summer

Halloween

Duke for the pranks and free candy. When he was little, he totally had the best costumes and showed off at school

Cass enjoys (gently) spooking the little kids and giving them candy

Thanksgiving

Bruce because, once again, he finally has all the kids over at once and no one fights, plus Alfred's cooking is divine (he pretends not to know that Jason, Duke, and Steph are planning to go Black Friday shopping at like 4 am)

Jason because it still surprises him to have all the material things he has now since he grew up poor and often going hungry

Winter Solstice

Steph is totally into some Pagan shit, if only because she studied about it once and found it so fascinating

Christmas

Damian because I totally can see his love language being gift-giving. He buys/makes/finds the perfect gifts for everyone

New Year

For some reason, I see Dick being really into new beginnings and resolutions and counting down to midnight

Alfred is totally into the starting fresh vibe and gets all the kids to clean and throw away old stuff

(Eid-al-fitr)

Damian will say that he enjoys celebrating his faith and commitment to fasting but honestly he enjoys the opportunity to splurge on good food, guilt free

BONUS

Dick and Barbara def watch the gymnastics routines every summer Olympic year and score them at home.

Steph comes up with pranks all year just for April Fools Day and always ropes another Batfam member into her shenanigans.

Tim loves Leap Day for some reason and makes a shit ton of puns just for that day.

What is the batfam members favorite holiday/season and why?

[Reblog or comment😫]

[angryisokay]

Apparently the stimulus checks in the neighborhood were spent on fireworks.

Roughly 2 hours of constant fireworks noise, followed by an hour of silence, and somebody found whatever they had left and started lighting shit off again at 12:15am, so now it's fireworks-silence-fireworks-silence.

The neighborhood hasn't been this fireworks crazy since the state legalized the fun shit. That year everyone went "woo fireworks" then realized very quickly that fireworks are expensive and chilled the fuck out.

[sucrosia]

— IN THE SNOW

inazuma edition

raiden shogun, yae miko, gorou, kokomi, kazuha, ayaka, ayato, thoma, kujou sara, sayu, yoimiya

the RAIDEN SHOGUN is a stranger to holidays as being inside of her euthymia for all these years. she may have somewhat memories of this ‘christmas’ but she isn’t familiar with it. the RAIDEN SHOGUN allows you to drag her all over town, visiting christmas stores, going to christmas parade, buying seasonal sweets, and watching at least 2 christmas movies

when you asked YAE MIKO if you could help her decorate the shrine to be a little more festive for the upcoming holiday, she couldn’t decline. the two of you were hanging up christmas lights, stars, and wreath’s which were all scattered neatly around the place.

GOROU, KOKOMI, you, and the resistance all had a huge white elephant gift exchange christmas party. there were a ton of activites like archery competitions, whatever the thing was called where you put your hands and feet on certain colors and try not to fall, and other games.

KAZUHA was writing you christmas poems and haiku’s, and you have never felt so loved and charmed before. his sweet and elegant words all put into one beautiful poem was just so undescribable. at the end of each poem, you and KAZUHA would take a shot of sake for the shits and giggles

christmas was well spent with AYAKA. this year was her first ever holiday not working and actually spending time with someone other than thoma; not that she was ungrateful for his company rather that her stomach was not ready for the unbearing amount of potlucks and potluck challenges. you and AYAKA danced to songs and even sang along to some

KAMISATO AYATO was undeniably a busy man; being the heir and current leader of a popular clan in inazuma but he just so managed to clear out his whole schedule for just the two of you. you guys were, well, just hanging out with each other and watching a ton of christmas movies while making ornaments from scratch.

christmas with THOMA was literally chaos. fun, loving, endearing but still chaotic. you guys were eating his delicious food and doing silly potluck challenges he comes up with on the spot. the two of you played christmas spot the difference games, guessing games, and a variety of board games.

KUJOU SARA of the kujou clan found herself spending time and decorating a christmas tree with handmade, woven ornaments that the two of you had created the night before christmas

SAYU and you were watching movies on the couch, near a fireplace, while drinking hot cocoa. SAYU does eventually fall asleep but it’s okay, after all, christmas is really just spending time with your familiars and having fun one way or another

YOIMIYA was making fireworks all day on christmas eve so that inazuma could have the best fireworks like always. this years package was a candy cane, christmas trees, and stars. afterwards on the day of christmas itself, you and YOIMIYA built little gingerbread houses and displayed them to eventually eat later on

after notes... can you tell im biased

taglist... @darlingxannie , @cxlrose

[hoeforalbedo]

Childe Headcannons with bad bitch reader

Childe x badbitch!reader

Warnings: tons of cursing and insults, Childe

Summary: You question why the fuck you chose to date Childe

-Let’s make it clear. You didn’t fall for him first. It was him and no you did not just give in to him right away. You saw through his acts and you fucking hated it! That fucking ginger head bitch does not have the right to be so goddamn annoying as fuck. He doesn’t even have the right to look at you.

-Now where did you guys meet? Well you replaced Signora after her death. During the funeral, all Childe did was make flirty remarks and weird glances at you. Yeah you were not landing on his bed that night. Mans has no respect for the dead. (But you’re a hypocrite. You were literally eye fucking Dottore who does not give a fuck about you. Childe would be so jealous if he knew.) 

-So why did he fall in love with you? Because he wants to fuck everything that he sees that breathes. If you have boobs, damn that’s the only thing he looks at. Like eyes up here sir you little dumbfuck. Oh but when you rejected him, he probably creamed right there and then. He’s like “oh, a challenge? Why thank you!” You were utterly disgusted and so like the bad bitch you are, you glared at him and slapped him hard on the cheek. “Darling, respectfully shut the fuck up. Thank you, dear,” You say and your voice is just so effortlessly sexy. 

-Why did you bag him though? Because you realize he’s got money. He literally buys you anything and takes you to the most expensive restaurants. Now I’m not saying you’re poor because you’re fucking rich but why spend all that? You can save that for retirement as Childe spends shit ton of money on you. 

-Okay it’s not like you two are in a loveless relationship. You love him, sure but the money comes first. 

-Childe is also a show-off. He goes, “Hey darling, look here! I can beat this pyroflower in one shot!” You go off and watch him. He screams, “This is gonna hurt!” What hurt? The flower is barely dead! He also pissed it off and being as careless as he is, he’s getting beaten up and so you have to step in to save his ass. Girlfriend or babysitter? Honestly who knows anymore.

-When he’s not being a dumbass though, he can be really romantic. He will protect you when you need it and take care of you. He will do the physical labor and treat you like a queen/king. Just imagine him hiring a privite boat full of sorts of entertainment and chefs all for you. Don’t forget the fireworks too. He bought that from Yoimiya so expect it to be high quality. He can be such a great guy when he’s not being annoying.

[absolutepokemontrash]

The Brothers and Side Characters Play the Sims

I don’t know what possessed me to make this but WHATEVER. I’ve been playing the Sims since I was a wee little girl, and I’ve seen my fair share of weird Sims stuff that I feel would fit these bozos perfectly.

My Sims have a Functional Family Life Because I Don’t (Lucifer)

God dammit Levi’s obsessed with another game... ugh.

Spends 5 minutes in Create-a-Sim and hops into a starter home.

Lucifer’s the type to start with all the average stuff and then build their stuff up as his sim gets promotions.

It’s just... so peaceful...

...he’s adopting a dog.

Look at his new little virtual family... his sim-kids are self sufficient and getting A’s in school, his Sim spouse MC or Diavolo take your pick loves his Sim-self, his sim-dog-

WAIT NO- THE DOG’S AN ELDER?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

...

He’s fine. It was just a virtual dog. *sniffle*

He’s now spending his free time drinking Demonus and playing the Sims.

What’s a mod? Levi why does your sim have gun?

Behold, My Gorgeous Home... It’s a Box (Mammon)

Mammon, like the rest of the HOL, is mooching off of Levi’s Origin account.

“AW SHIT! This house looks awesome! I’m gonna build it for Sim-me to live in!”

Mammon proceeds to build a box with rooms. Yay...

He just picks the funnest sounding job if he picks any job at all for his Sim. That’s how he ended up making 9 dollars an hour in the criminal career.

Didn’t stop Mammon from buying that solid gold bathroom set from Get Famous... a box with solid gold bathrooms.

His Sim is broke send help-

“Leviiiiiii my sim needs money... the people my sim kidnapped and is forcing to paint aren’t making enough money...” “Ugh... press control shift C and type ‘motherlode’.”

...Levi made a mistake.

“FUCK YEAH! MOTHERLODE!”

His sim’s life is so chaotic, he has a piranha pool that his sim has almost died in twice, the sim is carrying on several torrid love affairs, his sim got struck by lightning, his sim has nearly died in a grilled cheese making accident twice... in the same day.

At least once Sim-Mammon and Sim-MC get married things calm down a little.

Mammon finds out what custom content is and proceeds to download EVERYTHING HE CAN FIND.

And now he’s asking Levi why his computer is running so slow.

Expansion Pack King (Leviathan)

He got into it back when the Sims 2 was new, he’s a veteran fan.

“Bro remember when Agnes Crumplebottom would show up and whack the shit out of your sims if they were flirting?”

“Remember when that witch would show up randomly on the lot you were on if you had Makin’ Magic?”

“Remember when Bella Goth was abducted by aliens and we just... didn’t question it?”

He whines about the Sims4 and how crappy it is but still buys every expansion pack, game pack, and stuff pack.

This boy watches like 40 hours of built tutorials and ends up sobbing over his weird roofs.

“WHY DOESN’T IT LOOK AS NICE AS THE ONE I’M LOOKING AT?! THIS ISN’T FAIR!”

The mod folder is so full istg-

Levi gets custom content for the sole purpose of making his favourite fictional characters.

This is why Henry and the Lord of Shadows are married and Ruri-chan and Sim-Levi are roommates.

Oh my god they were roommates-

Levi also added his brothers to the world and uh... Sim-Mammon died in a tragic pool accident F.

Levi then proceeded to befriend the Grim Reaper.

He’s anxiously awaiting the release of Paralives.

Wait Gameplay? In This Build Simulator? (Satan)

Satan’s here to build and leave. Gameplay who?

Our favourite bundle of rage is a master architect and the amount of followers on the Gallery he has shows it.

He takes up those build shell challenges and always ends up making them look positively perfect.

Asmo’s always using his houses, and Satan often takes requests when he gets bored.

No Mammon, he reserves the right to refuse to build a golden castle for you- YOUR SIM HAS 40 SIMOLEONS-

No mods, no CC, he’s building with what EA gave him.

...and EA gave him debug objects, and he’s not going to explain how to get them.

The one time he did actually play with a family... it was one sim and seven cats.

He tries to play without cheats... and ends up getting frustrated and turns on cheats.

All hail the Pets Expansion Pack.

Custom Content Soap Opera (Asmodeus)

Asmo spends 5 hours in Create a Sim then just... clicks out of the game.

That’s how it goes most of the time, buuuuuut when he gets super invested in a family he’s made, boy howdy is he INVESTED.

Sim A is carrying on an affair with Sim C who’s in love with Sim B who’s married to Sim A but Sim D wants to kill Sim A and C even though they’re the illegitimate child of Sim C-

When Asmo realizes that in the Sims 4 he needs to manufacture all the drama himself and he can’t just sit back with a glass of wine and watch the fireworks, he switches to the Sims 2 and 3.

“...why is this old lady beating up my Sim..?”

He immediately recoils in horror upon seeing how ugly the Sims are pre Sims4.

HE NEEDS TO FIX THIS-

Ah, there we go, perfect. Custom Content to the rescue!

He ends up remaking the entire world just so he doesn’t have to look at weird looking Sims.

Asmo is the only one to have finished a proper Legacy Challenge, but it gets crazy chaotic after gen 3.

“My sim just got abducted by aliens and now he’s pregnant- WHAT?!”

He has about 40 saves and only two he actually plays.

Just a Big Ol’ Happy Family (Beelzebub)

Beel found the game, proceeded to make everyone in create-a-sim to the best of his abilities, and made everyone get along.

That’s why Sim-Lucifer and Sim-Belphie are on a swing set together, they’re friends :D

“Hey Luke do you think you can make this?” “I-is that a cake shaped like a hamburger?” “Yes. Please make.”

He took one look at the cooking options and decided to max out his Sim’s cooking skill to unlock all the options.

Beel proceeded to drool all over his keyboard. Gross...

Boy howdy did he have some crazy dinner suggestions!

Overall, very wholesome Sim-life, except for the time Sim-Levi died because the toilet caught fire, don’t worry, Sim-Beel knows how to make ambrosia.

All is good in the Sim save...

...until Sim-Beel ate pufferfish nigiri and fuckin died-

Wait Did I Not Pause- (Belphie)

Huh, this game looks fine... I’ll play for a little- *SNORE*

Belphie makes some sims, plops them into a starter home, plays for an hour, then falls asleep.

He wakes up five hours later to absolute carnage.

Three sims have died because someone decided to make Mac and Cheese and the oven caught fire, the kids were taken away by social services, and the dog ran away.

“...heheh, holy shit everyone look.”

He doesn’t play often, but when he does, death occurs. He has found out every death method for every game from Sims 2 to 4.

And that INCLUDES the Sims Medieval! You guys remember that game?

Sometimes it’s not intentional, but Belphie got bored with the totally normal life his sims were living and decided to spice it up.

“Why are the ghosts breaking my showers..?”

Help There’s a Bug- (Diavolo)

The Crown Prince started playing when he noticed Lucifer was playing it.

He was immediately obsessed.

Dia mostly plays the Sims Medieval because he likes the feeling of achievement after completing a quest!

“Barbatos... why isn’t my Sim completing their task? The icon won’t show up.” “My lord it appears the game is bugged.” “:(“

No one thought to tell Diavolo that EA doesn’t plan on offering bug support to a game made in like... 2009

This doesn’t matter! Look at how great his kingdom is doing- oh no his hero has the plague-

He plays through the Pirates and Nobles expansion and manages to get the peaceful ending, he’s so proud of himself.

“MC! Look! My Monarch’s sword is permanently on fire and I’m fighting an evil wizard!”

When he does play the other Sims games he’s pretty basic, though, he does a great job at furnishing!

Dia gets crazy sad when his Sims die... he turns off aging.

Builder no. 2 (Barbatos)

Barbie doesn’t have time for this... but when he does, he builds.

No create a sim.

No playing the game as intended.

Just builds.

It’s relaxing, okay? A nice little suburban house he’s never going to play in, maybe a treehouse, maybe a big Hollywood Mansion...

The only time he actually plays the game outside of build mode is when someone needs his help to fix something in-game.

He does download custom content build items if he feels bored by the current selection.

Oh Crap What Am I Doing?! (Simeon)

Help him. Please.

He’s so confused.

“Luke, why is my sim upset?” “He’s hungry, Simeon.” “Oh, how do I fix that?” “...Simeon-”

There’s a toilet in the middle of the living room.

The fridge is facing the wall.

There’s no bathtub or shower.

The house is on fire- there is no god- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Okay, once he gets the hang of it he’s sitting pretty. His sims have good jobs, the kids are getting good grades, everything’s fine.

...

But Simeon won’t forget the nightmares.

What Even is This Save? (Solomon)

Solomon’s save is the definition of chaos.

One sim’s a vampire, the other is a spellcaster that really wants to fight the Callientes for some reason, there’s one normal sim that’s always sick for some reason,

It gets weird, confusing, and horrible.

Just how Solomon likes it.

His house makes no sense, like, what even is architecture?

Money cheats are needed because Solomon‘a goal of chaos and confusion is proving to be kind of expensive.

Square up Mortimer Goth, Solomon’s sims are here to steal your weird knight statue that’s worth a shit ton of simoleons for NO REASON.

He joined the scientist career for the sole purpose of getting to the alien planet and kidnapping adding an alien to the household via cheats.

The vampire ended up dying on their wedding day because Solomon forgot that he gave them the sun weakness.

Oh well, the ghost got added to the household! VAMPIRE GHOST!

The Child (Luke)

Before you say Luke’s too young to play the Sims, you should know that I was nine when I first started playing, and I turned out fiiiiiiiiiine.

He’s just happy to be playing.

Look, his sims are gardening :D

Look, two of them are getting married :D

Look, they had a baby :D

Look, his sims are building a rocket ship :D

Look, his sims’s rocket just crashed-

The concept of death hit the little angel right in the face that day.

“*sniffle*... my sims...”

Don’t worry, with tears in his eyes, Luke quit without saving and everything was fine!

Speaking of My Sims, Luke played MySims Sky Heroes and that was when Luke had his first bout of gamer rage.

MC came over to hang out with Solomon and Simeon, and in the distance they could just hear:

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TIME WASN’T FAST ENOUGH TO CONTINUE THE STORY!? I’LL SHOW YOU FAST ENOUGH TIME!”

Okay, maybe Simeon should take the game away... just for a bit... he should take heed not to be bitten by the incredibly angry chihuahua.

Bonus:

MC: Why are our Sims married?

*Insert Boy Here*: Uh... that’s weird... I have no clue why they’re doing that...

[the-friendliest-freak]

Autistic/ADHD Wolverine Headcanons

These can be taken for most Wolverines, except for a few which are based on specific versions

HATES loud noises. Hates em. Has asked Beast to fit his mask with mufflers multiple times so he doesn’t have to cover his ears every time a car explodes or siren goes off

Smooth foods are the devil. He really despises anything that isn’t chewy, which is why he usually eats meat.

Special interests include histoy, mostly stuff to do with ancient cultures. Will talk your ear off about feudal Japan, don’t you worry

Cyclops pisses him off because he never bothers to say what he means, and Wolverine really struggles trying to articulate this. E.g. Cyclops tells Wolverine to “deal” with a threat, intending for Wolverine to just knock them out, Wolverine misunderstands this because Cyke didn’t tell him what to do at all, ends up doing the wrong thing, gets yelled at, rinse your hands and repeat

Loves saying “snikt” as a stim. However, due to societal pressures, he smokes instead to get a similar effect.

Only uses one brand of cigar consistently. If someone offers one, he’ll take it because it’s better than nothing, but he won’t buy any other kind other than the one he has. Is it old? Yes. Is it not even that good? Yes. But it’s routine.

Wolverine and the X-Men centred: Emma Frost slowly realised Wolverine was on the spectrum, and started treating him the same way she would one of her neurodivergent students, but still with the respect she would give an adult (and the no-shit-taken attitude she has with him). Wolverine didn’t know why Emma was suddenly so interested in trying to ‘get’ him, and after confronting her proceeded to flip his entire fuck when she told him why. He didn’t hit her, it was barely even directed at her. He just angrily stammered for five minutes and rambled to the ceiling while pacing back and forth before going away for two days. Emma and Logan then proceeded to have little sessions where she would teach him the coping mechanisms she had taught her own students

He also has a bad habit of eating his own cigars whenever he’s stressed. He’ll be chewing on it, thinking about something, and then suddenly whoopsie-doodle it’s gone and now his throat tingles. Sometimes he does it intentionally, much to the disgust of the other X-Men.

Scratches himself a lot. It’s both a stim and a nervous tic from the adamantium transfer, where he, for days after, would constantly itch and claw at his skin to try and alleviate the painful sensations

Wolverine also tends to gnaw at himself. Due to his healing factor, evidence of this is difficult to find, but he’ll randomly bite at his own skin until it bleeds, sometimes seeming unaware of the fact he’s doing it

Ok last stimming one: his dog tags. They’re his comfort item and a stim. He’ll fiddle with them when he’s anxious, and sometimes he’ll even chew on them. The latter is incredibly easy to notice despite him having his hand over his mouth to not arouse suspicion, due to the sound of metal grinding against metal

This one is more centred on the movies, specifically Origins: only Sabretooth knows. He knew Logan was diagnosed with something when they were young, and later found out it was likely some form of neurodivergence that no one in the 1800s really knew about. When they were younger, Logan got really attached to Creed since Creed would explain things to him in a blunt manner, which was a far cry from and much easier to understand than the flowery language of everyone around him

Goes non verbal a heck ton, usually only talking in grunts and growls. He isn’t intentionally trying to be rude, but he’s stopped caring wether or not people think he is.

Has a habit of suddenly jerking back his neck or cracking his knuckles pretty aggressively mid-conversation surely for the Sensory GoodnessTM

Loves rain. And I mean loves rain. He always acts really chill whenever it’s raining outside, since the noise is calming to him. Thunder and lightning spook him, though he won’t admit it

He was scared absolutely shitless when he first saw fireworks. Half was because of war flashbacks, the other was IT’S TOO DAMN LOUD

Got the word “bub” off of Alpha Flight. When any member would say it, he’d repeat it over and over again under his breath. The word just feels good.

Would rather just…not talk. At all. It’s one of the few benefits he sees to being friends with telepaths - he doesn’t NEED to talk to them.

On rare occasions, when he does talk, it sounds completely incomprehensible. It usually ends with him getting incredibly frustrated since no one can understand what he’s saying

Hates malls. The noises, the smells, the stupid stupid LIGHTS- it’s all awful. He has had a meltdown inside of one; it ended with him curled up in a ball inside a clothes rack, practically pulling at his hair with his eyes screwed shut. The X-Men that came with him - Storm, Rogue, and Jubilee - were looking for him for hours. It took them a good few minutes to coax him out, since it was like he couldn’t hear them. Xavier was furious at Wolverine’s “immature behaviour in a public place” and decided sensory overload training would have to be added to the Danger Room’s capabilities. (Because Charles is an asshole)

I’ll add more later I dunno