#butcher till

[endlich-allein]

Butcher ❤️ (Dresden, 18-05-2024) @ david_rammstein_1994

[anwiel13]

Butcher Till in Trenčín, 14.6.2023

[makedonsgriva]

just remembered that xie lian spent 100 years trapped in a coffin. brb going to claw my heart out of my throat

[phoenixtakaramono]

🔞 ‘The Price of Milk’ Butchlander Threadfic 🥛

For Butchlander Week 2024, DAY 2 PROMPT: Milk

SUMMARY: Have you seen Karl Urban’s obscure New Zealand 2000 movie: The Price of Milk? That’s it; that’s the plot. The gist of this short 🔞 oneshot threadfic is Butcher has been working undercover as a devastatingly sexy but unremarkable dairy farmer, and the main twist is the handsome amnesiac “John” who’s been temporarily lodging with him “until he regains his memories” might be hiding a little secret of his own. I am agog that seemingly no one’s written this fever dream of an AU before, where Butcher’s actor is a literal dairy farmer and you got Homelander with his milk fetish?? …Very well. I volunteer as tribute!

(The rest of the threadfic can be read here!)

If you don’t have a Twitter account, I have screenshotted the rest of the spicy half below the line break:

A/N - Thoughts? Opinions? I'd love to hear them! Sorry for the somewhat abrupt ending but this was 67 tweets long when I'd originally planned around 25, haha. If I'd do anything differently, I think I'd keep Butcher's alias as "ordinary civvie dairy farmer who immigrated from England" when the lovers reunite. That way it's even more fun(ny) when the truth comes out that Butcher is actually a badass secret spy working for the US government.

I want y'all to know he goes from this 👨🏻‍🌾 ➡️ to this 🔪 (iiiiit's the contrast)

(Now that you’re done reading, you can read my other 🔞 “milk” threadfic here. They’re unrelated alternate universes.)

[mirokuna-hime]

I honestly think people are jumping the gun with their disappointment over the new story quest in 1.2

The whole purpose of Xianzhou Luofu arc is to set up future events.

The writers tell us this by having Kafka admit to the MC that the whole point of this operation for the stellaron hunters is to have the Xianzhou indepted to the Astral Express crew so that they will aid them in their fight against Nanook the destruction.

Herta Space Station and Jarilo-IV were used to introduce us to the game mechanics and to establish the trio of Dan Heng, March 7th and the Trailblazer with the Space Station also serving as a prologue.

Jarilo-IV however did nothing to develop the overarching main plot of the game. Belobog was it's own self contained arc to ease the player into the game and they are now using the Xianzhou Luofu arc to plant the seeds for future chapters.

People are already calling Blade a wasted character, because his confrontation with Imbibitor Lunae didn't play out like people hoped it would, because they didn't drop his entire backstory in this quest even though it's pretty clear that Blade, Kafka and Silverwolf will be reoccuring antagonists over the course of the story.

The prologue already introduced us to Kafka and Silverwolf, heck Silverwolf even got her own event.

Introducing Blade and his connection to Dan Heng to the player is what I would argue the other focal point of this arc. Every theme this story introduced to us can be connected to Blade (immortality being a sin, what it means to be mara struck, manipulation, the weight of our past actions and how we deal with them etc.), it's so that we can understand his story and motive.

Not to mention that it opens the door for character development and development of Dan Hengs and his relationship. Right now Dan Heng doesn't make the connection that Blade is his previous incarnations "friend" (in quotation marks because hoyoverse is being sussy with them) and he's still running away from the past. Meanwhile Blade is consumed by his vengence, his desire to die and he is also getting manipulated by Kafka (admittedly she kinda has to because of the Mara but that barely changes anything other than making us see her in a bit more positive light).

All points that will need to be adressed in following installments and I have faith in the Honkai writers to do these plot points justice, but it won't be right now.

We are in 1.2 my friends, let the story take it's time.

[akascow]

hey i just noticed maxine wears meat cleaver earrings 👁️👁️

[la-fille-de-fevrier]

A beloved Latin American literature classic is HBO’s latest series adaptation…

[turkeyinnovember]

tbh the collar references both can you survive a multiverse episode and RMyths so that’s that

the precise idea is from both luna's post and the reblogs talking about how the crew would bully him. and i agree.

[one time my friend was (unwillingly) wearing paws and they were hard to manipulate, so I assume if curt wanted to flip someone (the crew) off he’d have to manually press the other fingers down.]

[tipsywench]

listening to rammstein while working out is always like yes this song about cannibalism is sooo motivating me to lift weights lets goooooo

[cirie-sandra-michaela]

They better do the veto meeting at like 8:45 so we can see the aftermath on this episode

[endlich-allein]

My two cuties 🥰 (Brussels, Belgium, 03-08-2023) @ lo_rdl

[herrlindemann]

Till, Odense, Denmark, 02.06.2023 / Video by rammsteinfan_denmark

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Don't think about the fact Pat said he wanted to make the most of the time they had with Mia before she stopped seeing them and now they won't get that time.

[conivolos]

thumbs up

[phoenixtakaramono]

It's my birthday 🧁🕯🥳

[sharonisthebettercarter]

My Therapist: The cat version of Billy Butcher isn't real. You can't pet him.

The cat version of Billy Butcher:

lmfao--

this has been sitting in my inbox with me just giggling like a damn fool every time i see it. probably a couple days in the queue by the time it posts--BUTT. def seems like one for a dear darling i know~ ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

@diamonddung !!

you wanna take this one~<3?