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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room

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today’s bird is the willet running away from me

lowkey one of my favourite bird images

OHHHHHmygod I love this

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I get to be the whiniest little bitch because not only am I very menstrual but today I also had to get a chunk of my skin cut out to remove pre-cancerous cells (removing the mole during the biopsy wasnt enough they had to go deeper)

my arm is so achy and this tight pressure bandage is annoying and also Im having hot flashes because of my period

:(

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Moved to a new apartment over the weekend. There are so many windows and its so quiet and relaxing. Tabby loves it ❤️

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idk how we got to this topic but my mom said the word orgasm in a sentence and added on "-idk if you even know what that is" and when i said "oh my god im 22 of course i do" she said "well i didn't even know it existed until i left your dad"

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Faces in coffee.

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before you start writing there's one very important question you need to ask yourself

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I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites

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after storm

watercolor, gouache

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218. Anxiety

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I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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The Ghost ig page posted photos from last night's concert and me and my sister are in this one:

There we are at the bottom, and I'm pretty sure this is the moment after I caught some Mummy bucks and was shoving them down my bra for safe keeping lol

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Just got back from the Ghost concert

We got 2nd row! It was amazing! That curtain drop at the beginning definitely malfunctioned and my side got to be blanketed by it so that was fun

Also once during the show Papa looked at me and that was the moment I panicked bc of the eye contact and forgot the words. I was so frazzled I can't even remember what the song was now 😆