#but. no crash 👍

[higunky]

eberybody else get off the road. its my turn to drive now

[ronanlynchbf]

[couch-house]

lab sleeping arrangements (post sponsored by the way my cat sleeps on my feet)

[theultracharmingladynoire]

Stammi Vicino, Non Te Ne Andare.

[feketeribizli]

the type of vibes retired monty brings to the paddock

based on this pic of nico rosberg... continue pushing my lightning mcqueen is nico coded agenda 😁

my beautiful post here i just needed to have these side by side. by nico coded i firstly mean looks but i have a long list... dont ask tho i wouldnt be able to elaborate

[struck-by-the-rain]

lonely storm no longer

[corsairspade]

Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.

[rebelband]

[pastelpaperplanes]

Has KnockOut ever been insecure of stretch marks given how he prides on his appearance? I’m sure Breakdown doesn’t mind them, though. Also, can Megatron feel anything with that tremendous scar on his back and how does Optimus react once he first saw it?

Knockout is definitely vain to a fault, always he was all the way back when he was still a nobel, this extends to not just his appearance but also his need to keep his snazzy clothes and armor in perfect condition, as well his bow pristine!

However, what he loves most in the world is the life he shares with Breakdown. The highs and lows they faced in life beyond the Autobot Kingdom, scars and scratches they earned along the way–all are memories of how hard they fought for their life together and how much they loved the fact that they got to fight and WIN for that love.

The marks he received in life since bonding Breakdown are met with pride! (Breakdown lets little get past him to hurt KO, that and Knockout is a mean shot with his bow, both are the other’s protectors! lol, scars received are few and far in between)

Knockout’s stretch marks from Wildbreak– his greatest gift from Breakdown, his greatest gift to the love of his life, are by far his proudest yet. They made that baby!!! And that is the greatest joy and challenge Knockout has ever faced, but the best part was that he got to face it with Breakdown.

Yes, and ofc Breakdown loves the marks. Obsessed w them even–they belong to his super strong, soft, and hot hubby

As for Megatron’s burn marks, nope he does not feel them much at all, the burns were very deep and fried a lot of his nerves. It wasn’t always that way of course, healing took. years.

Optimus has seen every single one of his scars. When asked, Megs would talk his audial off telling Op the stories of each proud mark. Some range from petty fights with his brother long ago, some from his time in the gladiator pits, others from dumb youthful decisions, he's a story book ready for Optimus to dive into, he only needs to ask.

His first reaction to seeing them was of course shock, but secondly he felt truly sick. Of course at Megs, nor the melted, glassy flash, but the fact that someone could do something like that to another person. Megatron has long since been used to that look of shock, those who have seen it rarely can school their features–he eased the situation with yet another story.

The largest scar, his burns, now that is the one that everytime he talks about it, Megs cooks up a whole new story to pair it with. Megatron’s favorites are “I feel asleep in a hot spring” or “Fireworks and High Grade don’t mix” and “You see my dear Sir Orion, there is a reason why I am not allowed in any kitchen ever again so long as I live”. Optimus doesn’t really wonder anymore. He knows all too well that some well placed humor is just a mask for the too painful of stories. He does know that he has never seen a ‘burn’ scar quite like Megatronus’

“In a great flash of light, the Allspark disappeared and Left King Ultra and Megatron gravely wounded…” so the stories go. Those in the battle rumor that Megatron made a scramble for the Allspark and the artifact lashed at the unworthy King of daring to filthy it with his hands, King Ultra being too close, sadly being burned as well in It’s rage.

Megatron has his own side of the story. Not that many beyond the few trusted of his People he’s shared it with know the truth, perhaps one day the little Knight may be ready.

[elizakai]

Is it just me, or are the aggressive Hazbin Hotel haters just Vox scrambling for Alastor’s attention and coping when nothing happens

Critics and Haters are different! You don’t have to like the show but making post after post hating on it, threatening the creators, or insulting people to convince them why they can’t like the show is

1- obsessive

2- honestly cringe

LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE MY FRIENDS and if you don’t like it, that’s fine, just CHILL!🩷

[catilinas]

who said that

[arshem]

good morning bstars enjoyers!! / drawn by @cyancees (thank u!!!)

[shesmore-shoebill]

excellent things about this:

- the genuine concern in her tone when amanda is asking. this woman wants to know

- shayne's absolute GLEE at getting to call her out for Just Saying Stuff

- LISTEN. TO. ME.

- Shayne and Amanda in line together griping/chatting. somewhere??? For lunch??? or for groceries??? idk but the image and knowledge alone. excellent. makes me so happy.

- "i HAVE to eat white rice!!!!"

- It was a DOCTOR. what kind of doctor????

- shaynes "doctor dolittle???"

- Amanda with the "it was a doctor on tiktok. who was selling me a probiotic. and i bought the probiotic." shes so quick i love her

- Hank watching their back and forth with glee while trying to politely be like. "well." only to lose it laughing at amandas comment

- (hank going on to actually try to provide an answer)

- unironically, the point about "being told facts you want to be true" and amanda admitting to just repeating stuff she hears sometimes are both very pertinent and important things to consider.

- but also. funni. :)

[silvermun]

y'all i hate post-concert sadness sm how am i supposed to function </3

[hiimtheproblem87times]

My version of Yellow became a scared baby for 3 weeks after AvA 5 and followed Blue around like a puppy because she was scared after watching him get killed by the Dark Lord. She would also not be able to fall asleep in her room and would sleep with Blue for comfort.

NO WAIT AAWW THATS ACTUALLY SAD THO 😭😭

I Wanted to draw smt like that, so i drew this on Krita

(Flareboi won inside my head for about 5 weeks)

Blue Loves yellow & Understands how the past Traumatized Yellow. They're trying so Hard to Comfort yellow so he can forget.

Oh yea He/she/they Blue, He/him Yellow (Human AU)

*Sigh* welp. *cracks neck* time TO MAKE ANGST-

[reef-sys]

anybody got tips for handling a narc crash alone i could use some rn