#but you have to admit

[reedeemable]

Ngl, I would laugh my ass off if they ever released a dbh sequel/dlc where all our interpretations about Gavin were wrong.

Where he is a straight, married man with two kids, hasn't smoked a day in his life, doesn't have a caffeine addiction, grew up with a loving family, hates cats and doesn't know the meaning of depression.

[figothynewton]

Kinda upset we didn’t get a more iconic song in the casino like yeah sure levitating is a fun song for it but like,,.,, I need more

[acannibalisticswordfish]

My dog <3

[pepsi-maxwell]

welcome back juice robinson

[princess-max-emilian]

Dts cutting to Charles on his phone just after a shot of Silvia telling him to never be on his phone during media duties

[redheadlesbianfreak]

In Breath of the Wild, Age of Calamity, and Tears of the Kingdom, Princess Zelda always feels like the main protagonist. She’s the one with the character development. She always has the most to lose. The stakes are the highest for her. She’s also a deeply interesting and complex character on top of that.

I love boy Link so much and I love playing as him. I love his design and he’s very important to me as an androgynous queer lady. But I really do think there’s so much missed potential with not having Princess Zelda be the player character in these games. It feels like it should be her! She’s the protagonist.

I can’t be the only one who feels this way. Personally, I think that both Zelda and Link should’ve been playable. Or at least some sections with Zelda in the past should’ve been playable. I get that it’s much easier said than done but it sucks how she’s absent for the majority of the game.

[quoththeowl31]

I think what's interesting is how Absolute Solver can turn something inorganic to biomechanical.

Since it talks about essentially being a singularity most like its goal is to turn human and drone alike into a single organism under its control as a hivemind and of course, most likely going even further than that.

[arcadianico]

i hope niki decides to only speak german. it would be funny

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Memory loss au

Elton and Orion :)

“Do you know much about astronomy?” The doctor asked. I shook my head, transfixed on the infinity laid out before me. How come balls of gas, billions of miles away, can be so beautiful? And how are we deemed worthy of that beauty?

“Do you?” I pulled my gaze away to face the man. If not for him I’d never be out here after all. Call it paying my dues.

He chuckled, a deep sound. The lines around his sparkling eyes told me he’d done this often throughout his life. “Bits and pieces.”

With a moment of consideration I asked my question, “Do you…” I sighed, pointing toward a cluster of stars in the distance, “Do you know what that constellation is?” The doctor thought for a moment, squinting at the sight behind thick frames.

“That’s Orion, son. The hunter.”

Orion.

Why did that feel so familiar?

“Thank you.” I whispered. For what, I’m not sure. Allowing me to see this beauty? Answering my question? Just being there? For orion? Whatever that means to me.

He nodded graciously, accepting.

[the-nerd-beast]

I dunno if this is a hot take or not but in the short time we have known her Raszageth was a better sympathetic female villain than Sylvanas was over the last three goddamn expansions.

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

[acannibalisticswordfish]

I’m making the heart from dishonored

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[salamander-crimes]

what is it about the least canon-compliant aromantic headcanons that makes them the best. like when a character shows no romantic attraction okay that is pretty awesome. but when romance is a big part of a character/plot? oh now we're fucking cooking

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)