#but you already know that

[triptychofvoids]

hey just wanted to say your art is really cool im a huge fan of your medic and engies together! I might have a weakness to nerds....

thank you!! your soft spot for them will be duly noted and filed away for later use in their world domination plans. anyway, have more!

[classified-coworker]

Introductions are in order!

Hey, hello! The name's Bryce Stryker. I work at [RECACTED], in... ffiiinance. Finances. I'm sort of a big deal here. And hey, maybe through the power of the American dream, some common sense and survival skills, and a little help, you might make it too! Just don't let it get to your head. Alright? >[⚠🚬⚠]

OOC NOTES UNDER THE CUT

This is an elevator hitch AU blog. Characters and (most) art belong to racheldrawsthis and Studio Investigrave. Concept for AU belongs to me TAGS: Posts: anomaly.post Asks: anomaly.answer Reblogs: anomaly.reblog Roleplay: anomaly.reply Out of character posts: ooc.post, ooc.reblog, ooc.ask.

Current blogs in the AU: @classified-coworker (me) @anomalous-antagonist (me) @workingprotagonist

[rufflywings]

idk he seemed like he’d cry black.

[scarletslippers]

Nace Countdown to Christmas - Day 11

(From this post of OTP prompts) 

Cooking together for date night

“You already started dinner?” Ace asks when he gets home. “Let me get changed and I’ll come help you.” 

He doesn’t say anything when he comes back, putting the broth to heat on the stove. He doesn’t say anything but Nancy hears it anyway, hanging in the silences in between her knife hitting the cutting board. 

“I can chop vegetables, Ace. I promise I’m qualified.” 

“I don’t know, I’ve seen a knife meet your palm more times than I can count.” 

Nancy laughs. “Dinner is not a blood ritual, I think I’ll be safe.” 

Again he’s quiet, but once the meat is beginning to brown in the pan, he comes over to gently tug the knife from her fingers. 

“Ace, I’m fine,” she protests. Hands now empty, she holds them up for his inspection. “See? Unscathed.” 

“I’m so proud.” He fights a smile but one corner of his mouth twitches. He ducks a quick kiss to her cheek and uses his hip to nudge her out the way so he can take over, directing her toward the stove. “And I’d like to keep it that way.”

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[vodkittykat]

pulling an all nighter to do school shit because we went out all weekend

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[let-them-fight]

can we stop doing this trope

[mellotronmkll]

This is so awesome

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[kyri45]

[ladybracknellssherry]

Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

[fatliberation]

anti-fatness is not just body shaming.

anti-fatness is discrimination. anti-fatness is having next to no legal protections for being discriminated against. anti-fatness is being denied housing, jobs, receiving less pay and promotions (legally) because of your size. anti-fatness is being denied access to clothing, seating, transportation, and other human rights because infrastructure has been designed to exclude you. anti-fatness is less likelihood of receiving a fair trial. anti-fatness is dehumanization. anti-fatness is being denied necessary surgeries, but not surgery that amputates the digestive tract with the intent to starve and shrink you (it doesn’t work either). anti-fatness is mutilation. anti-fatness is being subject to torture devices that bolt your mouth shut. anti-fatness is being told by close friends, family, and professionals that you are better off living with an eating disorder or other life-threatening illness. anti-fatness sells you starvation as a guaranteed opt-out of oppression, but doesn’t tell you that bodies will always regain weight to survive. anti-fatness blames and punishes you for failing at an achievement that is quite literally impossible. anti-fatness is a $90 billion dollar industry. anti-fatness is being denied gender-affirming care. anti-fatness is being barred from in vitro fertilization and reproductive healthcare. anti-fatness is being barred from adopting children. anti-fatness is being removed from your loving parents because they couldn’t make you thin. anti-fatness is intentionally starving your own baby so they won’t get fat. anti-fatness is disproportionately high suicide rates. anti-fatness is being killed at the hands of medical neglect and mistreatment. anti-fatness is the world preferring a dead body over a fat one.

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!