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You ever get that feeling that you just wanna crawl into a hole and die? No? Oh.

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Rammstein fans all over the world right now

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ausländer, also known as mr worldwide,

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Richard: *holds up leg* Feel my leg, I just shaved.

Till: *gently stokes* Holy shit.

Schneider: Guys. We. Are. Having. A. Meeting. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

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Saw the pic, made a meme.

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Which is less objectionable: Schneider’s facial caterpillar, or Richard’s “I want to speak to your manager” wig?

oh god, definitely the caterpillar. do you guys not see how luscious the caterpillar is? i stan. the wig is straight out of nightmares, maybe the dollar store.

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Supporting one another via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2uwZvmM

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"you look tired"

Oh well, thanks mom

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From their honeymoon album: Richard and Till on the beach.

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you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

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I can relate

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Now I'm picturing the director smashing Till over the head with increasingly heavier objects, trying to get some reaction out of him.

And Till increasingly looking at him with a ‘y u do this’ expression

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A thing that happened at one of Till's parties.

Flake: *Looks in fridge* Great party Till, but we’re running low on food.

Till: No problem. Hold my beer. *disappears*

Till: *Returns dripping wet half an hour later, proudly brandishing two freshly killed ducks that he’d stolen*

Flake: I was thinking more like chips and dip but … whatever…