#but yeah it's about the sucking

[goldengodcannibal]

Save me vape pacifier save me

[yb-cringe]

something insanely meta about jack and tommy chatting about how it all sucked everything sucked and it was a mess and it hurt and no theyd never wanna go back but.. they miss it sometimes. to the way things were and how they felt. sometimes you just wanna go back

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

i hate how sometimes people make out rachel to be this tragic heartbroken mess. WELL FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT

she was the one who dumped percy in the first place

and the scene after that she said "I don't have to tell you what you have to do now, right?" with the next scene being percy confessing to annabeth

she genuinely CHOSE to be the oracle, if she was really serious about percy she would have not have gone along with the whole thing without being a tiny bit sad about not dating percy

she flat out admitted percy was just a vehicle for her to be involved with the greek world

she is not august by taylor swift. she is not driver's license by olivia rodrigo. she did not care less about percy once he didn't reciprocate pls 😭

[truuskn]

i swear i will draw something normal with them but for now bear with my crack doodles and silly headcanons...

anyway. hear me out. awkward prowl makes sense. awkward prowl is cute. but i need more awkward jazz bc that is just so so funny to me. i mean...

i mean he flirts with his crush for thousands of years and then his crush suddenly does it back?? and he doesn't know what to do next??? all these years and he really hasn't once thought about what to do if prowl will decide to reciprocate his feelings??? and listen. jazz is always collected and confident, he is very very cool guy, he's able to find a way out of any situation, improvisation is his specialty... BUT sometimes even he can be caught off guard. and it happens so not often that in such moments he just turns into a deer in the headlights

[chatlote]

I just want a boring January.

[titvs-androgynous]

Another one of my lukewarm TES takes is that Oblivion is actually a good game with touching storylines and all it takes for it to be engaging is to give it an honest try. Like yeah, it is undoubtedly, and often unintentionally, a very 'memey' game and yeah the bugs are frustrating, and the bad VA outtakes are funny, and the character models are questionable, but beyond that there's a lot of sincerity and depth which often goes unnoticed.

[dosthoeyevsky]

in light of recent news, one of my favourite tiktokers is here to slap some sense into every american with progressive leanings and a pulse.

[inkyrainstorms]

based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)

This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer

And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors

And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit

Transcript and full image under cut

Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac

Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me

[seraphdreams]

yuuta gets so squirmy when you suck his fingers . . it’s unlike any sensation he’s ever experienced before ; the way your tongue meticulously lavs his index, how your mouth latches onto the digit as you look up at him with those pretty eyes . . he swears he could get drunk off staring into your gaze — and when you start bobbing your head n moaning as if he's the best thing you've ever tasted, he can’t help but throw his head back and groan ; can’t help but buck his hips up because fuck, not only did you get him hard , but now he’s leaking . . help that poor boy :( he might just make a mess in his pants if you keep it up !

[elizzsush]

Deadpool coded reader:

Reader: dramatically and sadly, “Day 925, the bats show no sign of releasing me- a totally normal and amazing citizen from this prison.”

Reader; “he has left the second scariest Robin to guard me, Jason.”

Red hood: a little offended; “Second?”

Reader: shuttering looking like she’s reliving something, “Damien is like a angry dog, he bites.”

Reader: “also is this lega- and he walked away. Hey! I want to speak to a lawyer!!”

Reader: now yelling “I have rights!!! I think- do you have rights in Gotham?”

_______________

Batman: finally shows up.

Reader: “hey It’s You! You know if I head a penny for a rich completely normal guy who is the center of a multi million  franchise of hero’s- while also being a hero himself through the means of money… well Id have two pennies!”

Dick: “what…?”

[neo-metal]

metonic brainworms

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[shittalkerxox]

Not me drawing art for my own fanfiction jeez 🫠

And a link to the fic, in case you're interested;

My Darling, Orpheus

[rottingchapel]

Franco Barbi is not age regressing. I don't know why I've seen this take multiple times?

1. Age Regression is distinctly characterized as unintentional. Franco is so aware of how bizarrely immature he is acting that he makes jokes about it. Constantly. "You'd hit a fucking baby?" "Take the nipple," etc.

2. Not only is he aware that he's acting this way, he also does not want to be perceived as childish. It's humiliating and immasculating for him and he gets mad at others for calling him little or "il bambino", which literally just means "the child". He hates being called a child. The infantilization from others is directly tied to his disability, it upsets him.

3. His self-infanilization is very obviously tied to his kink. He has a humiliation fetish. The baby thing is a part of his fetish, because he finds it humiliating. HE can call himself a baby to get his rocks off, but once YOU do it? That's just crossing a line. The ableism he's faced his entire life has morphed into some nightmare sex pest maladjustment. Its not proper coping, nothing sex related really is, but you didn't get into the outlast fandom to talk about healthy, functioning adults. (Hopefully. If so, wow, you poor fucker!)

4. "Then what about the self-soothing with the pacifier?" Self-soothing is a completely normal thing that even healthy adults do. The act of self-soothing isn't indicative of anything, it's just more pronounced in those with developmental/mental disorders. The choice of specifically a pacifier is him being That Guy Who Wears Fetish Gear In Public. He's just weird and likes to freak people out; humiliation tends to go hand in hand with exhibitionism. Not to mention he clearly wants to be feared, he revels in it. Wether the baby thing or the serial killer thing scares you doesn't matter, it just matters that you're scared and he can laugh about it. He likes to punch down.

[skydaemon]

the appeal of star wars media is, primarily, having a protagonist who doesn't know fuck about shit