#deadpool reader

[elizzsush]

Deadpool coded reader:

Reader: dramatically and sadly, “Day 925, the bats show no sign of releasing me- a totally normal and amazing citizen from this prison.”

Reader; “he has left the second scariest Robin to guard me, Jason.”

Red hood: a little offended; “Second?”

Reader: shuttering looking like she’s reliving something, “Damien is like a angry dog, he bites.”

Reader: “also is this lega- and he walked away. Hey! I want to speak to a lawyer!!”

Reader: now yelling “I have rights!!! I think- do you have rights in Gotham?”

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Batman: finally shows up.

Reader: “hey It’s You! You know if I head a penny for a rich completely normal guy who is the center of a multi million  franchise of hero’s- while also being a hero himself through the means of money… well Id have two pennies!”

Dick: “what…?”

[fandomnerd9602]

Scarlet and Black

Wanda Maximoff x Deadpool!Reader

Based this Request by @sweetheartlizzie07

Please a story of multiverse of madness Wanda x Deadpool male!reader? And Deadpool male!reader is a very important member of illuminati and avengers? This takes place the whole illuminati thing and when (scarlet witch) Wanda came (nobody dies), (scarlet witch) Wanda is surprised in a good way that Deadpool male!reader happens to be the father of billy and Tommy. Deadpool male gently tells (scarlet witch) Wanda to let go of his wife Wanda

There she was, the Scarlet Witch, having hijacked the body of this universe’s Wanda Maximoff in a bid to get America Chavez.

She can and would rip through all of reality of it would get her boys back into her arms.

And so that led her to right here, covered in motor oil, eyes burning fiercely, and standing in front of the Illuminati.

The one you know as Reed was trying to say tell Wanda something about his own children

“Is there mother still alive?” She asks rather coldly.

“Yes” the genius you had called friend and at certain times Jim Halpert, answered.

“Good. Then there will be someone left to raise them” Wanda responded almost robotically.

“Sheesh! Witchiepoo, you’re so dark!” You call out from the elevator as you return from a solo mission clad in your classic Deadpool red and black attire. “Are you sure you’re not from the Snyderverse!”

Wanda immediately turns her attention to you. “Who are you?”

“The question, my spicy little taquito, is who are you and why have you taken over the body of one hot MILF?”

You look to Reed. “Go home to your Emily Blunt looking wife now, Jack Ryan. This is a lover’s quarrel”

The rest of the Illuminati left. Peggy gave you a pat on the back.

“You do not know who you are messing with” the Scarlet Witch spits out, “I am the Scarlet Witch”

Despite your tenacity for bad jokes, you were gonna have this resolve without a repeat of the X-Force incident. “The Scarlet Witch? Baby I thought we agreed to never use our bedroom names in—“

She hoisted you up into the air with a burst of her scarlet red chaos magic. “You talk too much!”

“I get that a lot” you strain to say, “by the way - hot, sweaty, wearing yoga pants and covered in motor oil? Hot. Are you sure today’s not International Women’s Day?”

She bent one of your hands completely backwards.

“Ah! That was my favorite hand!”

She broke your other hand, your first hand quickly regenerated.

“Wanda, please!” You found yourself begging, and not in the fun way, “don’t do this”

“I could pop your head like a grape” she intoned.

“The look of hate in your eyes…if my life wasn’t being totally threatened right now, I’d be so turned on…oh let’s face it. Everything you do turns me on”

The Scarlet Witch began crushing your entire body with her magic. “Why won’t you die?!”

“W-Wanda please don’t do this!”

“And why not?!”

“Because Billy and Tommy will miss their Papa!” You answered as you felt so many bones within you shatter.

Immediately Wanda’s eyes shot open, she dropped you to the ground, a broken mess.

“Ow. Well not the first time you left me a boneless mess. But last time was a lot more fun” you tried to joke as your bones slowly reassembled.

“Who are you? Really?” The angry witch came storming up to you.

“I’m your husband. Well on this world. Multiverse is so confusing” Wanda didn’t hear that last part, only the word husband.

“W-What?” She took a surprised step back.

“I know that’s what I say every time I wake up next to my Wanda. How the hell she ended up with a guy like me? Some divine conspiracy…or tumblr request”

The Scarlet Witch found herself kneeling before you, coming eye to eye with you. She tenderly took a hold of your mask and lifted it off, leaving your eyes looking into hers.

“Hi” was all you could say with a little smile. “I know…I’m not Hugh Jackman.”

She saw your face only briefly in the photos hung on the walls of your home. The ones of hers and yours wedding. Billy and Tommy’s birth and following birthdays.

Her fingers began tracing over your scarred face. Every surface, almost like she was tracing it to memory and also was memory.

“You’re real?” She began to tear up a little.

“About as real as Ryan Reynolds doing a musical based on a Christmas Carol. It really happened look it up.”

You gently take Wanda’s face in your gloves hands, “look here Sabrina the Emo Witch, you now know what I look like. You can find me on your word and go the long route to your life with me and our boys. Y-You can’t grab Billy and Tommy from elsewhere.”

The Scarlet Witch took your words to heart.

“Besides, I saw Agatha all Along and Billy is currently still in Westview.” You shrug.

“What?!”

“Yeah he’s in the body of some kid named Billy Kaplan. Soul switch thing, totally ripping off the Steve Trevor thing from Wonder Woman 1984”

“I-I have to…” she tries to think of what to say. You hold her cheek tenderly.

“Go Witchiepoo, go to him” you tenderly cheer her on. “And please give me my wife back. Because I am so turned on right now and I want my cuddly witch back”

Wanda’s eyes fluttered and convulsed briefly before she turned to you, confused. “Y-Y/N? Where am I?”

“My Little Witch! Baby!!” You exclaim before kissing her repeatedly.

“Why are we at the Illuminati headquarters?”

“Let’s just say you got possessed by yourself. But like a way meaner version”

Wanda shakes her head, “m-my legs feel weak”

You pick her up tenderly, “I know baby, your friendly neighborhood Pool guy has got you. And I’m never letting you go”

You kiss her tenderly and carry her out of the headquarters.

Doctor Strange and Chavez could only look on in confusion. “Was that superhero dressed like a gimp?!” Chavez asked rather confused.

“His face looked like the topographical map of Utah!” Strange exclaimed.

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[serxinns]

Yandere Older class 1a x Deadpool reader

You were a goofy sarcastic playful hero who always made jokes while brutally punching villains in the face while doing wacky and wild stuff saying the most unhinged stuff with a smile on your face and your Fans and Most pro heroes love that about you

Iida was always with you not because you were dead gorgeous and your fighting skills were amazing but because he's worried about you! You pulling these dangerous stunts makes him have a heart attack whenever he peacefully wants to see the news he sees you teasing and taunting a very dangerous and very deadly villian riling them up to the point where they just slash at anything to get you to stop your yapping, next thing you know he's grabbing his hero suit and running over there right now he always scold you for being u safe while you just either laugh it off do those cringey "I'm sowwy🥺" look iida pretends to be cringe out about but deep down he thinks your pouty face and puppy eyes are cute,

Bonus: both you and Iida's fans agree that Iida was the Dad friend and make those complications video of him being one

Bakugo wants you to depend on him and look up to him he always wants you to be by his side whenever you work with him, but you being a little shit makes his job way harder, you always making fun little jokes and uncanny comedic lines while the two of you are literally in a life and death situation while you're just singing nursery rhymes, He always yells at you to be serious and all you did was say "uh oh cranky pants need a sippy cup?" He chased you around that day and seeing that cute little cheeky face of yours made him blush he always acts like he doesn't wanna work with you but in truth, he stalks your schedule and demands his agency to work close to yours but he won't admit that even the fans kinda see that he cares for you and loved you and himself dynamic

Momo is the worried mother if you ever get hurt by a nasty villain she's beating that villain to a pulp heck even making the dude see the clouds, she always is very protective of you like a mother hen making sure you eat, sleep brush your teeth she always tell you to while you whined like a child, if you didn't bring your lunch don't worry she brought a little bento box for you!, whenever your merch comes out or before she's always the 1st one to get it. She even has a room dedicated to it (just like Izuku but we'll get to him) literally she and Izuku would have a battle about who got the rarest merch and expensive merch

Ochako is like your number 1 biggest fan she always knows your schedule as well so she can either watch you from afar and if you needed any help she'll be there to kick their asses!, she's like Pucca (if you know the childhood show congrats) she always watching you dreamily eyes fluttering but strong and dangerous if anyone messes with you, she's is always in her dream world imagining carrying you like a little princess and she's the knight although she's also ok with you holding her like that as well both ways make her blush and giggles and kicking her feet while floating up, she makes fanfiction of you x reader or her under a fake username ofc so she can write down all her fantasies (some of your classmates would follow that page secretly) she keeps an oversized merch t-shirt that you wrote an autograph

While Izuku may be all Might's number one fan who said he can't be yours as well? Like this dude knows it all has 4-6 pages of you, your quirk, your weapons, your personality, your likes and dislikes, your family, your address-, you name it! He doesn't even need to write down your schedule since he remembers it so easily dude has a great memory there's no denying it, whenever his fans scream all over him wondering what's his favorite hero everyone is so surprised when he mutters out you heck he's shy whenever he talks to you your his idol his darling his sweetie standing in front of him happily making jokes and laughing along or badass shooting and slashing any bad guys, as mentioned in mom's headcanon this boy got a WHOLE ROOM dedicated to you heck one time you jokingly put a dick shape drawing when he asked to Have a autograph he bought a photo case for that and put it on display like he's PROUD

Sero and Denki were your go-to when wanting to cause trouble and Crack some jokes heck all even flirt with each other trying to see who gets the most flustered denki craves whatever attention you give him whether trying to annoy him or not he loves it when you eyes are on him he may act like a carefree person who jokes with you but he's a possessive dude he glares at your fangirls from afar when they're squealing all over you trying to get a autograph calling you hot that made his blood boil that he had to intervene by saying there's a villain waving goodbye at the girls while their squealing got louder seeing Denki but Denki glared at them Sero is the calmer one but is Obsessive he loves everything about you whenever your close to him on the outside he as cool as a cat but inside he's dying screaming on the inside just wanting to hold you close he always ask for any sort of physical interaction like high fives, hugs, he even remembered you patting him on the back praising him for wrapping up the villains luckily someone recorded it and now he saves that in his phone watching it repeatedly over and over again also he keeps those spiderman x Deadpool comics

Jirou and Kiri are like Sero but she acts more like a soft tsundere while Kiri acts like a love-sick puppy following you around and worshipping you head to toe. She acts cool and tough around you but if you compliment her she turns red and hits you to shut up just like Izuku she's too shy to speak to you and always lets you do the talking while she doesn't pay attention just hearing your voice makes her trapped in a dazed smiling dreamily she just couldn't help it You were so adorable even under that mask she wants to cup her hands on your cheeks and give you the biggest kisses leaving you a hot flushed mess kiri on the other hand worships you like a God, he always rants to his friend teru about you and even works together with bakugo at times talking to him about you the two of them will rant on about how cool you are (mostly Him and bakugo just listens) he will invite you to spar with him and if he ever accidentally hurts you he feels so bad and apologies to you even tho you didn't even show any anger or sadness but he thinks you do but all you did was laugh saying how strong he was making the number 4 hero blush and crumble right there he always used to complimenting you on your skills body and even your muscles but you complimenting him!? It's like a kid getting a gold star for their behavior! After sparing he always buys you his favorite drink which you teased him about while he looked annoyed with your teasing he actually likes it and when you promise to stop he mentally whines wanting you to do more!

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Could you write a Laura/X-23 x deadpool reader who helps her after a nightmare?

*Snikt!*

Laura wakes up from a nightmare with a roar, waking up a sleeping Y/n-Pool.

Y/n: Nightmare?

Laura: Yes...

The two sit up against the headboard, Laura leaning against the reader.

Y/n: What was it about?

Laura: We were back in the facility. Back when they were experimenting on us before the escape.

She pauses as she thinks about the nightmare and all the horrible memories they had from that facility. Y/n pulls her closer and says,

Y/n: It's alright, it's over now. They won't be able to harm us or anyone again.

After a short pause, Laura breaks the silence and asks,

Laura: Can we just lay like this for a while?

Y/n: I'd love to, but first... Could you please pull out?

She looks at you confused before realizing she stabbed you with her claws as she awoke. She pulls them out and allowing you to heal.

Laura: I'm sorry.

Y/n: It's alright, benefits of a healing factor.

[imk1ra]

Wade: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Y/n, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Wade:

Wade: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

[animekpopsimp]

The League of Villains x Deadpool Reader

When Shigaraki first meets you, he's tempted to just kill you on the spot

Your personality annoyed him, but he knew you were too useful to kill

After all, having someone who was practically immortal in the group would give them a great advantage

So, he tolerates you

Kurogiri doesn't mind you that much

Though he does wish you and Shigaraki could get along

He treats you like any other member of the League

Dabi doesn't have much of an opinion on you

He doesn't dislike you, but he also doesn't like you that much either

He kind of just tolerates your presence like he does with most of the League

Toga really likes you

You remind her a lot of Twice in many ways

She starts clinging to you the moment she meets you

Twice likes having you around since the two of you are so similar

The both of you often team up, and you make a good team

Spinner doesn't dislike you, but he doesn't pay you any mind

You're a useful member of the League, that's all he knows

Though, he does admire your quirk

Mr. Compress finds you entering

He also admires your bravery

The two of you don't talk often, but he doesn't mind you

Overall, the League likes you for the most part

They also admire your quirk, even if some of them dislike you

[murderofravens]

worst wolverine x younger!deadpool reader.. but make it the honda odyssey scene 🤫

[platinumrosetail]

Ennead x female reader (I mean the version of Horus, Seth and Anubis)

Hello, I would like something similar to other requests of yours that I have read, a female reader who is the older sister of Horus and Anubis. But with a personality a little similar to that of Deadpool, fun and dangerous. With a somewhat tsundere Seth, and I would like Osiris as a villain please...

Ok 👍 i asked if they wanted seth to be a yandere and they decided to let me choose so seth will be yandere lol, anyway on with the reaquest shall we?

character: seth.

warning: noob author, female reader, yandere character, and others.

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before osiris was killed by his little brother; god of war and desert, seth, osiris and isis had a child, a daughter named (Y/n) the daughter.

the daughter grew up to be quite vulgar and chaotic; isis thought that it was because (Y/n) was spending too much time with seth so she and her daughter went on a little trip together to help (Y/n) get rid of the wild side that shehas.

while those two were gone seth killed osiris after some things was revealed to him that made him angry. isis and (Y/n) got back and seth demanded that (Y/n) to be his wife (i believe (Y/n) would be an adult here now) but isis refused and hid (Y/n) away from seth.

after the temporary revival of osiris and the birth of horus, the three now hid from seth as he rages through Egypt looking for isis and (Y/n).

after many years it was finally time for your mom to take the throne and give it to one of you, you liked the thought of being queen of egypt so you went with it.

when the competition came up your mother chose horus to represent you both even though you could fight on your own especially with your power of regeneration so you whined to your mother about and she relented.

and so now you and seth are fighting in the competition, you kept on teasing him and being your normal self which flustered him which surprisingly helped you win with how distracted he got. when osiris was cornering seth you had intervened sayning you had reasons to hate your father as you knew what seth had been through so you will help seth in staying away from osiris and once you're queen you'll be able to do more to help, which flustered him and said that he doesn't need your help but you were presistent.

Horus:

Horus as a child looked up to you since he was born but as he grew up and was able to break the curse that has him as a child but as he grew up he starts to realize how reckless you were especially since you can regenerate.

Horus soon began to try and protect you and keep you from being reckless like you are though that is usually hard to do considering your wild and dangerous personality that you have.

You think that your brother trying to get you to stop being reckless is adorable but you like your personality so you don’t change plus it helps him stay on his toes especially if he’s supposed to be taking Seth down.

When it was time for the trial against Horus legitimacy and you as rightful heir to Egypt’s thrown Seth had wanted to prove that he is rightfully supposed to be king and wants you as his queen Horus by making a competition against both him and Horus.

Horus agreed and then came the competition with Horus winning in the end afterwards the punishment of Seth having to atone his sins against many humans for the time he was king.

You on the other hand did what you wanted in the in between of the trials, competition and after that he tries to keep you near him but you keep on escaping his grasps.

Horus isn’t interested in Hathor at all as he only has interest in you and he makes that known to both of your mother that he isn’t interested in Hathor. Horus doesn’t trust his father as he sees how he looked at you like you were a pawn to something when he showed up during the trial against him and Seth so he also will need to protect you against Osiris as well it seems.

Anubis:

You and him were childhood friends as you both were born close around the same time just you being a bit older.

You two usually play together as kids before you had to escape from Seth with your mother after your father’s death.

Soon you two reunited when your mother decided it was time to confront Seth. And up came the competition afterwards.

You were shocked to see Anubis helping your brother in winning said competition though later found out that he wanted to know how to get rid of his curse and how to become a god, which Horus helped more on that.

You teased Anubis of him being baby sized which made him get flustered and deny it hard which made you laugh, your laugh secretly made him blush.

After the trial and Seth got his punishment you didn’t see him after that which made you sad as he was honestly the only one that has been with you since you were born besides your mother.

When you got word that a new god that is under your father in duat you weren’t expecting anubis to be that god, you started bothering him again even with he does have any memory of you, you acted as if it was before he became a god. What with you bothering him so much he began to think you’re someone from his past; a lover so he kissed you one day randomly while you were bothering him again. Osiris of course tried to get you two away from each other as he needs you for his plan to have a child with Seth but he’ll come to find out Anubis won’t let that happen.

(A/n: hoped y'all liked it! i tried my best to make the reader have deadpool's personality the best i could do so i'm sorry if it's not quite right. anyway i believe that's its so hope y'all have a wonderful day/evening/night!!)

[sevenpersona]

Deadpool x reader

Just a funny little silly self indulgent thought I had lmao

Deadpool is a Shawol and you can fight me on this

Can you imagine making out with Wade and you moan baby and he just is like waiitttt hold that thought grabs his phone and plays Ring Ding Dong by Shinee bc of course he would it's a banger song.

Alternatively he starts fucking you to Lucifer or Sherlock....

Alternatively, he does in fact not continue to make out with you but instead gives you an elaborate performance of said songs... and if you try to interrupt you get a shhhh baby girl let me fulfill my not so secret kpop idol dream.

Bonus points if you can accurately figure out which member he is trying to be and bonus bonus points if you get up and join him bc adhd brain kicks your ass and his at the same time heheh.

[littlepotaaatosimp]

One-shot ideas #2 - SpiderVerse / Record of Ragnarok

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Ideas : Spiderverse :

Spiderverse X Deadpool !Reader

Record of Ragnarok :

Record of Ragnarok X Deadpool !Reader

Record of Ragnarok X Agatha Harkness !Reader

⚠️ If you want to be tagged tell me know in comment with the one-shot that interest you

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[whole-circus]

Hey, I kinda had an idea, could you pls do Liu sfw and nsfw with a Fem s/o who is basically deadpool but looks normal, so she's into things that are dangerous because she can't die? I hope this isn't too much and pls keep up the good work, your writing is amazing and I hope you have a good day/night

-Bunny Anon

Homicidal Liu with fem. deadpool like reader!

➥ Oh its never too much! Also Im melting, you are so cute!! Love you and take care!! Sorry that i keep you waiting! :((

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☆ Okay you totally scare Liu! Like he loves you but I beg you.. be careful!! How can you be immortal? Or even worse - how can you love dangerous things..? The knowledge about you not dying and stuff doesnt help at all..! I believe Liu wouldn't be an adrenaline junkie, but who knows? Maybe with a bit of good luck and fluttering your pretty eyelashes you will encourage him to try something more..extreme? The bungee jumping would be his max I think..Its not much but he is trying! He is giving his 100%! Dont laugh at him!

☆ He would be pretty sceptical about you not being able to die. Propably would think that you are just playing jokes on him. But when he finally believes you? Liu gets pretty anxious..there are a lot of questions..like a lot! The worst and best thing is propably the fact, that you will live longer than him. Like okay, he doesn't have to worry that you will die first - that would be heartbreaking, I think he would die out of sorrow, he just can't imagine living without you. But! At the same time, he is so so anxious. You can live and live, he is sure you will find someone better than him.. So please, just reassure him and he will come back to his usual self!

☆ Liu would ask a lot of questions..come on, its his first (and propably last) time meeting someone like you! So please, get ready for answering all of them - even if they seem stupid for you! He also understands that it can get pretty overwhelming..how long can you live? Its frustrating for sure, so he is your shoulder to cry or to lean on. Wants to make your life with him the best he possibly can, so just say a thing and he would do it for you!

NSWF!

☆ ..Well when it comes to sex, he is not that scared! Even if he dont like extreme sports or hobbies in bed he is guy for you. He is not afraid to try many diffrent things (with your consent ofc)! Breath play? Doesn't matter if he is the one choking or being choked, he just love being either vurnable or in control over you. Also high chance to be into blood/knife play, but that would take him a bit more of encouragement. Big on sadism and masochism, also impact play! Liu mostly prefers to be a dom, but he would never say 'no' to you! He just love when pain and pleasure are so close, that they are mixing together and lead him to ecstasy. And when it comes to impact play? He just can't get enough of hitting your soft skin, making bruises and marks all over you! And he is so proud that its his work too! No worries tho, when it comes to aftercare he would take care of all of potential parts that may hurt you! He is also not scared to educate himself on safe sex when it comes to more risky things!

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[thatboisus]

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[fandomnerd9602]

Wednesday sees a large present…

Wednesday: I hate Christmas gifts

She stabs it and Y/N-Pool jumps out, sword in chest…

Wednesday: mon cher?!

Y/N: merry Christmas baby

Y/N collapses before holding up a mistletoe…

Enid; oh that’s so sweet…and disturbing

Request by @texaswolf23

Wednesday gets a very large Christmas present from an unknown person. Wednesday being Wednesday, decides to stab it with a sword only for it to shake and Deadpool Y/N to pop out with the sword still in his chest and Enid next to him slightly scared but also turned on that he jumped in front of the sword for her.

[anundyingfidelity]

me and the logan hoes 😭

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Hey BOOp buddy! Can you please write something where Laura Kinney (X-23) and Y/n watch spooky movies and they both laugh when someone dies? Thanks!

Signed,

Flame

P.S.: If you get any notifications that say that I've booped you like 20 times, I have nothing to defend myself with. Because I did.

A/n: That's okay, I tried to BOOp you back as much as I could. By the way: BOOp!

Laura and Y/n lean against the headboard of their bed, a bowl of popcorn between them as they have a marathon of slasher movies.

They watch as a killer slowly chases their victim before they seemingly trip on air and get stabbed repeatedly. Laura and Y/n slowly turn to look at each other before letting out a fit of laughter at the scene.

Y/n (still laughing): You can tell that's ketchup!

Laura (also laughing): I know, besides, that's not what a stabbed person sounds like.

The abrupt sound causes Kitty to phase partly into their room, only to discover the reason for their laughter.

Kitty: You know how this looks out of context, right?

[silverskyeline]

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!