#but where is the lie

[kerothi]

#why's he so orange cat coded i can't

" hEY- "

[spankerella]

[strangelyunfinshed]

I always love your headcannons

Eddie Munson might run his mouth all the time but that doesn’t mean he isn’t ever listening. He’s always squirreling away little nuggets of information for personal use (good or bad) later.

He’ll remember your favorite soda so he can stock the fridge before you come over to hang out. Remember his friends shirt sizes in case he finds something cool when he’s thrifting with Wayne. Remember every state that Wayne has been to so that, one day, he can take Wayne to the others.

Yeah it’s good for gifts or surprises, but it’s also good for other, useful things.

He makes sure no strawberries enter within a 5 foot radius of Hellfire’s lunch table because Jeff is allergic. “And I’m not cancelling a session because you have hives.”

He remembers the date Gareth’s grandpa died and makes sure to go easy on him because G-pa Emerson was his best bud and the pain is won’t not be fresh for a while. If ever.

And don’t even ask him about the secret mixtape he definitely doesn’t have in the glovebox of the van with his friend’s favorites on there (even if they’re questionable) so he can play it if they’re ever having a bad day. The invitation to smoke and talk is usually followed by the quiet “hey I love this song” without much realization about why. It’s just a coincidence.

He doesn’t ask for much in return. Nothing at all, actually. He knows his friends have his back. He doesn’t do it for some kind of blatant reciprocation. But Eddie Munson is the embodiment of “to be loved is to be known.” And Eddie loves his friends with all of his being.

[fxntasmagoria]

Someone referred to Lucius Malfoy as cunty and I am sobbing

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[quietflorilegium]

“It had already occurred to him that books were stuff, and that life was stupid.”

George Eliot, "Middlemarch"

[captainleviswifee]

This is so wrong but I can't hahahah I'll have to agree 🤣

The whole fandom after seeing a seriously injured soldier.

[hotmess-exe]

the human condition is such bullshit

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Glamrock Freddy has an existential crisis..

[frownyalfred]

in the realm of like, rich kid problems, I want to someday read/write a fic where Nightwing is slowly establishing himself as a full-fledged JL member and everyone is relieved because finally, there's a nice Bat on the Watchtower who doesn't just shoot down their plans and deny their mission requests. but. while Nightwing is kind, and polite, and charming in all the ways the Bat isn't, he's still Dick Grayson. and Dick Grayson grew up as a very rich kid's suddenly very rich kid, which is to say while Bruce might not take it personally, Dick has been fending off people almost his entire life who were trying to use him for his Dad's money. which is to say, I think once Nightwing is on board and the relationship between him and Batman is at least somewhat well-known, there is suddenly a rush of younger, less-experienced members trying to take advantage of Nightwing, mistaking that kindness and openness for willingness to either voluntarily, or involuntarily, infringe upon and cross Batman's clear-cut boundaries. bribing Dick for a better monitor shift with Batman is one thing (it doesn't really work, Dick can't bribe Bruce with much as it is) but trying to convince Nightwing to lie to Batman? to go against him? his dad? the man who pulled him up when he had nothing and gave him meaning again? that man?? and then comes the inevitable, chilling realization, that while Nightwing might wear a different mask, might wear an open smile on the Watchtower and with friends off-shift, there are some lines he won't cross, same as Bruce. he won't, sure as the sun rises and the rot rolls off the Gotham Harbor in the morning.

[a-musing-mixologist]

Thrift store-ass fashion shitbird.

[bass-alien]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[delphinidin4]

[silkentine]

I fell in love with Whery’s Post-Story design for Sabo (it’s impossible not to) so I made this in a fit of inspiration.

Check out their original post! @where-does-the-heart-lie

[phlondsbian]

they're my favorite unreliable narrators 🥰