#but to me personally

[silver--scar]

I had watched the episode "Professor Chaos" a while ago and like I just have to say something

What do you MEAN Pip lasted longer than Damien in the contest of replacing Kenny?! You mean to tell me that STAN, KYLE, and CARTMAN enjoyed THAT LIL BRIT'S PRESENCE more than THE LITERAL ANTICHRIST'S?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AT THAT CARNIVAL?? IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD (it probably was)

They bully Pip everyday, and they grew to accept Damien. Plus, being friends with the antichrist means you can get up to so much mischief without a worry of consequence (most of the time)! That's like every little boys' dream to have fun without getting in trouble. WHAT THE FUCK DOES PIP HAVE THAT DAMIEN DIDN'T?? YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THAT IT WASN'T RIGGED, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

AND ANOTHER THING (this next part is a graphical error, I know, I just wanna have a bit of fun with it)

What the fuck was Damien planning to do? In the scene after the amusement park, they were calling out names on who got roses and made it to the next round. They DIDN'T call Damien, but he HAD a rose! But then he straight up leaves right after! He just gave up before he could even start! Was he planning to cheat and just decided it wasn't worth it? GOD it'd have been funny if he was cheating his way into the friend group (I'd think)

[rorypoley]

so you're telling me the lords in black are just the spiral? theyre silly little guys and theyre avatars of the SPIRAL

[clumsy-words-again]

No Mámán I Do Not Want To Look Like A Lady I Want To Look Like Someone Who’s Playing Five-Dimensional Chess With Gender and Winning

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[arowrath]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[serial-unaliver]

me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[arrgh-whatever]

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[deityofhearts]

consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post