#have a good day chat

[positively-peachy-143]

Morning Tumblr!! Here are the ootds for the last two days since I forgot to post yesterday lol

Today

Yesterday

Which one was your fav???? I cant decide lol

[clumsy-words-again]

*arthur weasley voice* what exactly is the function of a birth certificate

[2the4rk]

Sorry bro now I’m embarrassed have a good day moot and yes we are moots but also I AINT SAYINH NOW… IM SO EMBARRASSED 💀

🪡 anon

NO UR GOOD DONT WORRY CHAT ill forever have your stitches in my memoryh or something

[crime-soncloud]

I just remembered I have 2 hours of karate I need to do today. sighhh alright

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[screwpinecaprice]

Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

[cryptid-quill]

new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

[yi3248]

do they go honk shu or honk mimimi or does soap's chest go honk honk like a clown's nose if you squeeze it

@youredyingthatsallthereis kirby caps soapghostroach has arrived‼️

[chrollohearttags]

just a lil heads up for my next few fics + psa now that I’m back on this page

my next works are going to be exploring some dark, toxic and taboo themes and the dynamics aren’t going to be all sweet/loving. If you want “healthy relationships and good rep for black women”, there are several, HUNDREDS of fics on my page with plenty romance. Find them and leave me alone.

my page is STILL strictly for black women and the fat girlies. if that makes you uncomfortable, good. I ain’t explaining shit or entertaining a troll.

my opinions/commentary are not for everyone and I will not change them to coddle ur feelings. I really could give two shits if they make you mad. I’m also not a machine. Do not expect me to shut my mouth on issues that matter to me so you can have written porn in peace.

there are exactly .5 black characters in the animeverse and three of them date white women. If I want to write for them I will. If I don’t, then that’s my business. I hate all men who aren’t fictional anyways so save the dr. umar ass thinkpieces for sumbody who wanna hear it.

I don’t mind giving writing tips or advice but do not come into my dms asking me to rb ur work and you don’t even know/follow me. I’m not a promo page, I support what I love and leave the rest.

don’t announce ur unfollow. imma laugh and ik you’ll be lurking from a burner as soon as another fic comes up. I promise these bills still get paid, I still sleep and eat very well w/o you.

[clumsy-words-again]

No Mámán I Do Not Want To Look Like A Lady I Want To Look Like Someone Who’s Playing Five-Dimensional Chess With Gender and Winning

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨

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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.

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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?

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Did Sisyphus finally..?

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Don't come to my server.

Don't pray to me.

Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.

We're done.

*vine boom*

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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.

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You know.

I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.

But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.

i hate it here

Omegaverse clip

Minos clip

Sisyphus clip

Divorce clip

Literally 1984

He was expecting :]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

[thebirdandhersong]

every day I squirrel away in a corner during lunch break to read Jane Eyre and I haven't been caught, isolated, and asked things of until today, when I was directly cornered about my lunchtime activities yesterday. okay here is the thing. I know community building and team bonding is important. But I am so overstimulated by lunch that sometimes a girl just wants to NOT TALK TO ANYONE AND READ JANE EYRE IN PEACE FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE HOUR BEFORE SHE HAS TO GO BACK INTO THE OFFICE AND TALK TO PEOPLE UNTIL END OF DAY

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Me a month ago: am I crazy for thinking ppl are giving GEQ too much grace and credit that they would not give Marika, despite GEQ is a barely established character and we never even know her past surface level? Am I overreacting for being so upset ppl will give GEQ all the good traits and relationships that is canonically Marika’s? Maybe I’m being too dramatic….

Me after one look over the internet: I am not being dramatic.

[aviisick13]

With and without the glasses

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3