#have a good day chat

[positively-peachy-143]

Morning Tumblr!! Here are the ootds for the last two days since I forgot to post yesterday lol

Today

Yesterday

Which one was your fav???? I cant decide lol

[clumsy-words-again]

*arthur weasley voice* what exactly is the function of a birth certificate

[crime-soncloud]

I just remembered I have 2 hours of karate I need to do today. sighhh alright

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[screwpinecaprice]

Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

[cryptid-quill]

new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

[yi3248]

do they go honk shu or honk mimimi or does soap's chest go honk honk like a clown's nose if you squeeze it

@youredyingthatsallthereis kirby caps soapghostroach has arrived‼️

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

✨💐 Mother's Day 💐✨

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Machine. Gabriel omegaverse male pregnancy art.

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I'm two days late... *gasp* Did Minos finally..?

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Did Sisyphus finally..?

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Don't come to my server.

Don't pray to me.

Don't "V1 pregnant" react me.

We're done.

*vine boom*

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Guys, stop giving birth in vc.

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You know.

I'd really like to say all of the pregnancy jokes catch me off guard.

But to tell you the truth, I was expecting.

i hate it here

Omegaverse clip

Minos clip

Sisyphus clip

Divorce clip

Literally 1984

He was expecting :]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Me a month ago: am I crazy for thinking ppl are giving GEQ too much grace and credit that they would not give Marika, despite GEQ is a barely established character and we never even know her past surface level? Am I overreacting for being so upset ppl will give GEQ all the good traits and relationships that is canonically Marika’s? Maybe I’m being too dramatic….

Me after one look over the internet: I am not being dramatic.

[clumsy-words-again]

No Mámán I Do Not Want To Look Like A Lady I Want To Look Like Someone Who’s Playing Five-Dimensional Chess With Gender and Winning

[aviisick13]

With and without the glasses

[xxplastic-cubexx]

logan on that plane when the divorcees started arguing had to have been AT LEAST one of his top 20 worst moments in life if not at least one of the most awkward like imagine not liking flying in the first place and then the plane starts being crumpled like tin foil once the metallokinetic gets frustrated and now we're all nosediving towards the middle of the ocean

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[bodyofmeatz]

@friedri-ce gajinkas are so cute so I really wanted to do another one!!!! Mindflayer 🥺

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

What if foul legacies abyss corrosion wasent making us sick, but instead transforming us into an abyssal moth creature thing aswell, likeit starts out small, slight scales forming on your skin, nails growing a little bit sharper at a time, you know, all the features of foul legacy slowly starting to appear on you.

oh i like the way you think

you barely notice it at first- who would? it's wintertime, everyone's skin is dry and flaking, so your hands being a little rough and itchy is nothing out of the ordinary. you scratch at your skin without a second thought, putting on some lotion every night. but it doesn't go away, slowly spreading up to your wrists until the skin is cracked and bleeding. it's more annoying than anything, the cuts stinging whenever you soak them in water and catching on anything with even a bit of tug to it. you frown as you fill out paperwork, hands aching with every flick of your pen, Legacy curled up in his usual nest of blankets and pillows and snoozing the day away. you toss your pen down to scratch at your skin, nails raking lines against the dried mess and reopening a few of the cuts

your nails hit something hard and tough under your skin, and your blood runs cold

the tiny wounds in your hands have been hiding patches of night-dark chitin, metallic and brittle and still forming. you have to hold back a gasp of horror, but Legacy snaps awake anyways when the scent of your blood reaches him, immediately on his feet and beside you with a concerned whimper. the sight of your cracked skin draws a sharp yelp from him, gently cupping your hands in his and tracing around the edges with his claws. Foul Legacy's wings tremble, shaking as he pulls you into a desperate embrace. although you make no sound, you grip him back tightly, head swimming with fear and questions, questions about what's happening and why is it happening and how can you stop it

Legacy can only shrug helplessly, trying to soothe your cuts with tiny licks and wrapping you up in his arms

[thebirdandhersong]

every day I squirrel away in a corner during lunch break to read Jane Eyre and I haven't been caught, isolated, and asked things of until today, when I was directly cornered about my lunchtime activities yesterday. okay here is the thing. I know community building and team bonding is important. But I am so overstimulated by lunch that sometimes a girl just wants to NOT TALK TO ANYONE AND READ JANE EYRE IN PEACE FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE HOUR BEFORE SHE HAS TO GO BACK INTO THE OFFICE AND TALK TO PEOPLE UNTIL END OF DAY