#but this one is just. funny. pathetic. idk
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i looove 2018 london orpheus. he's so utterly pathetic.
#bro says “i'm the man who's gonna marry you” to eurydice like he's telling her he's an avenger#also love his rockstar vibes even though that technically didn't exist yet#i love confident characters who actually are insecure. that's also why i kinda like nytw orpheus#but this one is just. funny. pathetic. idk#also. his HAIR.#reeve truly brings himself to every character he plays. which includes every orpheus variant it seems.#hadestown#hadestown london#reeve carney
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*bends your man’s gender*
#mama a girl behind you JFKJJDHDK#this is what I was doing this morning instead of studying#now I can say uno reverse judie it’s your fault this time because I was saw genderbend cal again and was thinking about her 😂#idek how to describe F!gideon but she’s just hilarious#yes my favorite thing about her is her muscles#she said: 🥰 my nails 😏💅🏻#her also having the valen tattoo is killing me cause girl 😂#especially if it’s M!valen??#what are you doing JDKSJSKDJ#you can’t tattoo a man’s face on your body that’s against the code 😂#it’s ok bc all his songs are about her and every music video has a reference to her so maybe they’re even idk 😂#I love M!valen and F!gideon in theory because the black cat girl and golden retriever boy dynamic is compelling lol#but more because it’s going to be SO funny watching gideon fall in love with this asshole#but F!valen and M!gideon is amazing because I personally love when a stoic man is a little pathetic and obsessed with his girl lol#M!valengideon is the longest standing bromance to date and F!valengideon is the lesbian relationship you fantasize about being in lol#<although girl best friend is arguably one of the worst situations to come from 😭💀#artists on tumblr#my ocs#oc: gideon turbereth#my art
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i havent 100%'d it per-se, but i have beaten the final boss of bug fables and am workin thru the post game stuff :)) anyways some characters/character designs that i really really like
idk if i'll finish any of these, i might, but i just wanted to figure out how to draw them tbh jashdasdasd
#bug fables#kabbu bug fables#vi bug fables#leif bug fables#team snakemouth#zasp bug fables#mothiva bug fables#team mothiva#pov me putting 'character/character DESIGNS' that i rlly like bc im still 50/50 on mothiva: im watching you#<- which is very funny btw bc her canonical boyfriend?? 1000/10. but her?? i want some altruism some spicy tragic backstory under there pls#on my knees w pleading hands looking at her w the saddest eyes. please dont just be a bitch for the sake of being one PLEASE please be sad#anyways team mothiva ranting aside omg leif <3<3<3<3<3#also kabbu and vi ofc but the very sad moths my favorite#smthn smthn his sad wet eyes and pathetic whimsy have enraptured me or however the meme goes idk#my art
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Imagine being 8 years old, going to a magical fairy carnival, having a good time, and then you just see a fucking fire genasi railing a tabaxi against the entryway to another portion of the carnival, all while an elderly alligator and a goblin watch from the floor
#I can’t say that I was surprised that it happened#considering the rain makeout session they had like an hour beforehand#I just wasn’t expecting it to be IN PUBLIC#do yall know how HARD it was to keep a straight face listening to that scene!?#although I did find it funny since I knew Frost and Grikko fuck at some point as well#and if Kremy doesn’t get to have his turn with Frost in canon I am going to riot#/hj#no but I find it so funny that they keep making a point to note that Gideon is the attractive one in the party#with the exception of Grikko like 5 times in a single night#and yet FROST is the one who fucks#I mean yeah the others too#but Frost is over here getting all the bitches#it’s the autism isn’t it#I mean Torbek also managed to pull some bitches just by being sad and pathetic#so maybe that’s the play here idk#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#is this becoming a hyperfixation?#it might be
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Well.
#(I'm back)#It was. Uhm. A chapter#First of all: I'm ENDLESSLY GRATEFUL to the person who sent me the translation basically as soon as the chapter came out.#I even did like 90% of typesetting but didn't finish it because I had to go out#(aka with my friends were literally knocking out at my room and I couldn't make it any more late lol)#Mixed feelings about it? Mostly because there's so much exposition... I'll need to reread it another three times before it sinks in#The color page is AMAZING 10000000000000/10 I love my sskks so much they're so cute I love them so much they're so cute.#Easily the best part of the chapter.#The color page was? Very very pretty too? Like a lot more than usual if you ask me! I can't wait for the volume cover 🥺🥺#It should come out soon shouldn't it? Usually color spreads / pages open the volume...#Akutagawa fake dying again is funny. Like it isssss but also. Idk it's a little lame how we're changing the pov from ss/kk again :/#I can't even tell if I'm being biased or if it's an actual storytelling critique. I don't care right now I just want to see Akutagawa–#being cool rather than. You know. Dead on the ground.#That said! It's also very funny and touches my sense of humor precisely.#Like yeah Akutagawa being like the second strongest pm member and overall one of the most powerful ability user in the world–#that everyone fears (and I know he is! He is indeed for real!)#And yet he always ends up face to the ground 😂😂😂 Like if we don't count the ss/kk fights he literally only ever won against Hawthorne.#And even then he failed to kill him and Mitchell. It's so funny to me. I love him. He's so pathetic#“Wow! Akutagawa is so cool and invincible now!” *ends up biting the dust not even two chapters later*#It's okay because I love him. He's very very powerful and he's also very very pathetic I love that for him#That said :/ I don't really care about Fukuzawa :/ Idk :/ Like :/#Don't get me wrong I LOVE Fukuzawa (I don't. I'm mostly neutral towards him) but this is the ss/kk moment man :/ Whatchu doin#That's about it. Let's see what the next chapter brings!#Everything accounted for I'm glad there wasn't like. A ss/kk kiss or any other big big ss/kk moment#(although Atsushi admiring Akutagawa and thinking about his eyes has its fair share of neatness to it!!)#Because with everything going on this evening I really would have been let down to miss it#But I keep hope for the next chapters!! Please...#random rambles#Had tons of fun typesetting! Even though I don't think there's a point in posting it now. But would love to do it again in the future!#bsd spoilers
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Daniel wants to be GG so bad
#Tbf I’m only at the point right before the fourth chapter#But so far his impression to me has just been.#GG but more sopping wet and pathetic#And honestly I think that’s so funny#Endless Ocean#Endless Ocean Luminous Spoilers //#I guess? Idk if this counts as one
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btw one of the things i want to do when i really rap up atbb for real is spontaneously get the energy at will to do actual updated fullbodies of the main 4 since now i actually have the ability to draw them the way they look in my head & have the skills to put some more variety in their shapes. basically i wanna
#warning big character design rambling in these tags but like. were u expecting any less#if ur wondering what changed-#first of all everybody has bigger hands bc i'm actively deciding to commit to that decision because i like it :3#next russ is a bit taller . i'll probably change some other things like making his armor look more solid & making him look more frail#-without it but i dont wanna pick up my tablet rn so thats all i feel like editing with my mouse lmao#edge has the biggest changes mostly in just being Wider. i want to make him Look stronger yknow#currently its just one of those annoying “skinny anime girl actually has 2d spraypainted abs and can lift a truck” tropes that i Hate#its a lil too many triangles when he should really be more like a triangle-flavored square. yknow#that being said the weirdly feminine hips were not intentional but only time will tell if they make it into the actual final design or not#i will not be making his pauldrons wider than they were originally. those things are already wacking everything around him they're fine#fluff's change is just being a bit skinnier so he looks more pathetic and sad. probably gonna try to make him look a bit younger too#but age is hard to represent with skeletons from The Land Of Sharp Features#i might also change up his pants/shoes more idk. Baggy Everything makes a very difficult silhouette and the boots are just boring tbhh#they're the bi flag but i dont think a single person has ever noticed lmao#and stretch's biggest change is that he's going to Have A Fullbody Reference That Isn't From 2019#probably make his hoodie longer/looser so i can make the transition to the leggings less awkward & show off his tank under it a bit more#the leggings & sneakers get to stay tho i think. the red wraps the design up well & the chicken legs are funny to me :>#and karma isn't here but he'll probably also get an update to be more square as well. and NOT SKINNYYYYYY#i gotta cram some more emotional repression & inferiority complex hints into his outfit so his post-void look contrasts more its IMPORTANT#AND ALSO NEVER USE UNDERTALE SPRITES AS A REFERENCE FOR ARMOR EVER EVER EVER AGAIN#that being said im really excited to one day finally sit down and draw his post-void design i think i'll have fun with that one#theres a reason my sf bros dont really fit their “roles” in the au yet like undyne & alphys do. hehehe#basically to sum up all these tags: becoming more skilled at art is a curse because you KNOW you can do things better now
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i think i finally realized why ive been feeling so damn depressed lately again
sorry for writing this here. im really hurting actually. im not good. i feel a bit helpless too. idk who to talk to bc i dont want to burden anyons and i donf feel like anything could console me right now
Like. fuck me man. thanks for saving me but. why the hell are you not here. i dont want to do this without you. i hate only being able to remember you. i was supposed to grow old with you, not without you.
And. honestly. even with all this bullshit i say here, all the endless times i spend trying to write down my feelings, abt you, about all the pain ive felt my life, it doesnt get better. not at all. and no words, no poetry takes it away and i truly feel like nobody will ever truly understand how suffocated i felt all my life.
and i want to change thanks to you but. i dont know. nothing's satisfying enough.
no matter what, i truly only feel great when im in that daydream like world you created.
and these past days ive been thinking a lot that. i really wouldnt mind dying right now. not at all. because at least i know what happiness feels like. and i want to stay in that state. probably, even in this life your music will bring me happiness, but i want to be trapped in it.
im tired of being so unseen, and even when im seen, im hurting. but i dont know whats hurting. i think im just really tired thats all.
and. ye. i feel brave tbh. i still havent posted my video to instagram, bc im not brave for that. i dont know. and i feel like a hypocrite bc everything is true that i wrote there but at the same time these are my thoughts currently
in a long while i looked up suicide methods again. i feel so hopeful, but im not really sure if really for the future. jm sorry this is probably alarming. i will probably not kill myself but. idk. im not sure actually. i dknt know what to say. i wasnt cut out for this wordly shit.i feel unlovable but even if im loved, i donf want to be. i dont want anything. just let me stsy in this quiet place snd just. disappear. i wouldnt want my family to hurt if i die but i wont know about it anyways. idk man. i feel strongly i could die calmly this time and thats nice. bc 6 years ago i was terrified, and hurt. but now im content and kind of ready idk man. its not a terrible feeling, its a "this is it, it was nice while it lasted" ig.
there are no clouds in my head actually. i truly dont feel like im thinking irrationally, i feel like this would just be like. the end goal i was looking for. to feel true love once. it was nice.
no goodbye yet bc idk how id kms even if i do. But ill tell u guys if i found something.
#you know it's funny#i still feel this way but the moment i wrote this#on tiktok one of my friends that was there for most of my times followed my secret tiktok account and#the friend that i lost last year checked my account and#i hope she fucking knows how much that means to me#because i always felt like she hstes me but i still deeply feel she cares abf me and silently looks out for me and i feel so sorry#bc in the past 4 days she has checked my account multiple times and idk man#i truly feel like she sees that im struggling i appreciate it a lot#but i could never tell her that because what if im wrong and also#i dont fit in that friendship anymore#but im still really greatful#for checking up on me even like this#*most of my life#noticed a typo#idk anyways i just really needed to scream this into the void. I didn't want to be so sad today. i just scrolled instagram to numb myself#all day. but i got off my phone it was terrible. idk. i feel im not sure i can get my shit together by monday#im sick of having to fall apart and build myself up every fucking day man. and each day i literally wake up telling myself affirmations#trying to convince myself that its oka#it will be okay at least when u are home at night. wait for that moment everyday but. im tired of waiting for night to be happy man.#i have 30 mins to either post that fuckin video and make a fool of myself bc i told myself i need to post it on the 19th. but idk man. Im#terrified it will only disappoint me. people will make fun of me. idk man. its not that funny is it. or is it? how pathetic i am for clingi#g to the only hope in my life like a fucking abandoned dog man. but what can i do. i dont want to depend on you so much. but then who shoul#i depend on? if i depend on myself im just gonna kill myself man.idk. my grief is getting worse day by day. i still practice guitar everyda#hoping that maybe you will come back or something will come back. maybe mywill to live will come back? maybe the Instrument will play a not#that I can depend on? i dont really know what im looking for thats the worst. living is uncomfortable and dark. even when im smiling with m#friends i feel lost.there's something i feel like they know and i dont. when they could name their favorite colors in kindergarten i alread#knew something was different abt me.its really isolating.not having a clue of who am i.i keep saying im finding myself more and more but tb#i still in a way like im always wearing a costume. i wonder how naked id have to be to find myself. sorry for word vomitting.it maybe helps#anyways acchan i miss you.this world feels really stale without you.i wish I could truly show how much I love you with my words or life but#i dont really think it makes a difference.my voice really doesnt matter that much in the end.maybe im too much
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it finally happened people are complaining abt blades 2 before it even comes out and are writing essays in the tag LMFAO
#where do we go from here .....#i just find it funny bc yall are the same ones who have been like#'HOLDING OUT FOR BLADES 2 🤣😂🤣😂🤣'#while bashing every other book that has come out in the past 2 years#and now this god tier book that yall are supposed to be ANTICIPATING like u STAYED in this fandom for THIS#is making u write thinkpieces . what is going on#lmfao this probably makes no sense and idec but my main point is#that yall will bash any and every book no matter what and it is so fucking pathetic to see time after time#when hm. maybe reblog art! maybe reblog a fic! maybe make or reblog an edit!#but no. u wanna write a mla report on why blades 2 sucks already and we havent even read the first line#choices has never been that serious and if (probably) optional diamond outfit choices have u this mad#idk what to tell u
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There is a singular person on the romanian literature subreddit that keeps downvoting all of my comments and i find it so funny to have a literature hater like. Why do you hate my autistic rizz bro.
#its very random comments too?#like one is about what books i read thsi month and another about russian lit#like idk what to say its just funny and pathetic
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do i let feminism lose and spend all of my savings on a rhinoplasty or do i continue to just. live Like That lol
#kms idk what to do#it's doing research on best surgeons in your country hours while your friends with normal noses are sleeping#anyway it's been a great little vacation and i had a lot of fun but the absolute fucking dread whenever someone is taking a picture#and i cant control how it looks. is ruining all the fun.#i said fuck it once today and then saw that picture my friend took of me and wanted to yeet myself into traffic straight away#the worst thing is im obsessed with big unusual conventionally unattractive noses. i love them.#but mine is not this hot sexy aquiline kind. its just a huge round bulbous fucking potato in the middle of my face#its the kind of nose no one will ever find pretty or hot or even interesting. its just comical. it looks like a fake clown nose.#and while it is indeed very in character of me to have a fucking clown nose attached to my face 24/7 forever#its literally making me wanna wear a paper bag over my head#goddd idk. cause like. what if something goes wrong lol knowing my luck it definitely could#and then uhhhh idk i guess i really would just kms lol#funny thing - didn't even really notice it before uni. like i always knew there was something seriously fucking wrong with my face#but could never put a finger on what it is exactly#and then this uni friend made that one comment about my nose and suddenly everything clicked into place#you're absolutely right queen the fucking nose aka the CENTRAL thing on my face is the main culprit here lol#anyway not a day has gone by since then that i wouldnt look into the mirror and felt awful and pathetic about it <3#i am ready to go against all of my ideals and just do it. ill have no money left but maybe its worth it. to get a little peace of mind. idk.
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Made another chart, this time it's the three Hams
#midnight mass#tell me your secrets#the new adventures of old christine#tnaooc#paul hill#john pruitt#john tyler#matthew kimble#hamish linklater#papas mistakeria special#Just finished TNAOOC btw!! Idk whether I should love or hate it. Love it cause it's funny and hate it cause of the incest jokes#but I do love the Dr. Little Man episode lmao#Matthew Kimble my beloved <3#I can't watch Midnight Mass without seeing Hamish as Matthew anymore#it's different with TMYS cause John Tyler is a scumbag and is nothing like the other two#both Matthew and Paul are the same level of pathetic except Paul ate a guy and Matthew is a therapist 💀#Everyone in this diagram needs therapy but only one of them is licensed to give one while the other is a convicted criminal. and a priest
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Okay I don’t know what this says about me but I fucking love humor that makes me feel bad like I want to hate myself for laughing
#that explains why it’s always sunny in philadelphia is one of my favorite shows of all time#as well as why I stayed at HomeTowne for a whole year#anyway#POOR SWISH#see himyf is good sorry#like#9 times out of 10 I don’t enjoy heel humor where one character is always the butt of the joke#it just usually isn’t funny to me I call it the Meg griffin effect#but this is a rare exception#they’re made swish so funny in such a pathetic way#& also the writers have built up my trust to where. I think this whole plot will likely have a satisfactory outcome#idk#I’m not saying it’s reinventing television or that it’s the most genius show ever#but I’m really really liking it it’s so funny#rose watches himyf
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actually i think i was put into this world so god could watch me kill myself in the most pathetic ways possible
#suicide tw#eight times n all more pathetic than the last#the last one was funny i tripped on the way n was just covered in dirt but it's okay it was like five am no one saw me#maybe .#the one before that i stopped bc i dropped my phone in the tub n my music stopped n i panicked#bc i didnt wanna waste my parents money#the others ones arent as funni haha 2 me#i made it through june n july which are my worse months for everything#never remember the months never have a good time during them#but august isnt a saving grace like it used to be bc my plans to go to school with my friend fell through so . im just . ok .#es fine no es para tanto#idk . i want out .#im either gna have a miracle or im going to be buried in this dead end town#im fine im just lonely and gonna be stuck in my room for another year#twenty two years of this does a lot 2 a person ! if u ever wonder why im so weird and robotic n offputting it's bc of that#n also the abuse#but mostly that#idk#ill stop now#my apologies#vent post#vent tw#blabs
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I watched Ámsterdam the other day and oh fuck god ehm gay yes
There's definitely queer baiting in the movie, I was expecting to see a polyamorous dynamic between the main characters (there isn't) but the movie was good. It denounces fascism and Taylor Swift dies (spoiler)
#i wanted this to be gay so badly#and the scrawny fucked up guy is just my type#idk man#he looks pathetic and cute kind of like a long haired wet dog#he even looks like the love interest of my novel#which says a lot about it btw#also the scene where Taylor Swift dies is hilarious#guys like really it just slaps it's very funny#i have nothing against Taylor Swift well actually I'm bitter about her carbon footprint but BUT i wish her no evil#but omg the way she died just got me wheezing#and also Harold my beloved and handsome prince (it's the well put one) I'd suck your dick anytime#chaotic academia#the movie has very good vibes too it has an artistic take which i kind of liked but at the same time hated a bit it's weird but good#but it's also off putting idk how to explain it#dark academia#academia aesthetic#aesthetic#gay#polyamory#queerbaiting
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Gonna post this here too but here's my tier list of which Genshin bitch I would smoke a bowl with
If I added Dottore he would be in I would invite first right after Kaeya
#genshin impact#tier list#genshin#genshin tier list#uh#idk what else to add as a tag#genshin characters but they partake in the forbidden devil's lettuce???#do they even call it that#is it like idfk abyssal lettuce or something#gold's cabbage#lmaooooo#i just know scaramouche has never touched anything aside from maybe alcohol#he would be so pathetic it would be so funny#i love him but i want to see him stoned af losing his mind i think that would be a fun time#mainly for me#no one said anyone in the third tier would actually be having fun but i would be absolutely#squints at diluc#i think he would actually enjoy himself a bit when i think about it#what a pity i wanted him to amuse me#y'know like edibles and a show#bc sorry to disappoint but i actually hate smoking weed lol i'm an edible bitch i blame the asthma i had as a kid#oh well lol i still have scaramouche wondering how he lived 500+ years without ever experiencing the wonders of weed
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