#but they’re still animals

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

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Trends on Tumblr:

[tired-inyxe]

1: DO NOT IMPULSIVELY BUY SNAKES, ESPECIALLY A CONSTRICTOR. THEY GET HUGE AND NEED A LARGE ENCLOSURE WITH THE CORRECT HEAT AND HUMIDITY REQUIREMENTS

2: Due to the most popular (BY FAR) python on the market being a ball python, I’m going with him buying a juvenile Ball Python impulsively. Ball Pythons are actually a very good beginner snake (I have one! Her names Melon <3), but they’re NOT something you should get on a whim, no live animal is. Ball Pythons need high humidity with high heat, a very hard balance to keep due to the heat burning away the water. They require a lot of effort to up the humidity if you live in a low humidity environment, which shouldn’t be as bad (roughly 40% interior) considering Gotham is a coastal town, but you’d still need a lot of effort to keep that cage humid. Theres, of course, the whole rodent thing. As well as a whole host of other issues. William Snakespeare should be fine considering Damian exists and isn’t an idiot but I cannot stress enough that anyone who isn’t thoroughly educated around an animal SHOULDNT BY THAT ANIMAL. THAT IS A WHOLE ASS LIFE IN YOUR HANDS, TREAT IT AS SUCH

Anyway this is a long ass rant, I just need to make it clear that you should not, under any circumstances, impulse buy a living creature unless you are able to set up a good environment and give it all it needs THE SAME DAY YOU GET IT. That means that unless youre an expert, DO NOT IMPULSE BUY A CREATURE WITH A LIFE!!!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING WITH THE LITERAL LIFE YOUVE PUT IN YOUR HANDS

This isn’t any attack on you, I just feel extremely strongly on this considering how pets are treated (and regularly abused) worldwide. A ball python isn’t a thing you can just buy and leave alone. It will slowly suffer and possibly die. This is an animal that grows to 5 feet long, put them in an 120 gallon (that’s 4 feet x 2 feet x 2 feet btw) enclosure and give them hides, heat and a tropical environment, and feed them for the appropriate times for their age/weight (ranges from a week to a month). If you do that (which isn’t that hard under normal circumstances, just can be expensive), you’ll have a happy and healthy Ball Python

…I didn’t mean to go off here but I’ll chew Dick Grayson out until he’s a puddle of mush, anyway here’s Melon pics for yall :D

Dick, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Tim: You did WHAT–

Jason: William Snakepeare

[bumfuzzled-bee]

!! Lil guys !!

[sawtrappedirl]

All I can think about is the fact that Herbert seems way more happy in the 2nd movie, so it means that he got comfortable enough around Dan to stop masking. I’m so sick, I miss them. In my head they’re married

[turtleblogatlast]

I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.

[nazumichi]

sort of redraw sort of, happy pride moth part 2

[green-crocs12]

isagi pulls this shit every time his team scores i just know it

[pastelpaperplanes]

Art Dump!!

want to see me draw a floating head? want to see me do it again? want to see me do it again? want t

[i-may-be-an-emu]

the face of a man who just mimed brutally killing a viewers dog

[cosmic-seer]

POV your trainer is getting flustered for the umpteenth time

(Instigated by this post.)

[myokk]

quidditch champions seb

[great-and-small]

I just have to say it’s really refreshing to read your thoughts on the walrus/fairy post, as I also have very strong feelings about it. Thank you for sharing your opinion

For someone such as myself who is very pro-whimsy, tumblr’s collective willingness to believe in fairies is actually quite charming. I would like to be the type of person to quickly and without question accept that fairies are real if one knocked on my door but honestly I’m a bit of a skeptic and that’s not how my brain works. I’m just more of a Scully than a Mulder I guess!

I think my bias here is that I studied wildlife forensics in vet school, and as a result I dare not underestimate the determination of wildlife smugglers. Yes, it would be hard to smuggle a walrus (even a juvenile) into a private residence. That said people have similarly smuggled Nile crocodiles, lions, spotted seals, cheetahs, chimpanzees, and so so many more species. There was even a case of a gentleman who was taken to court for planning to steal a walrus from an aquarium.

I also think some folks are underestimating the athleticism of a walrus. They aren’t lazy slugs that just lay on a beach all day, but rather extraordinarily powerful and intelligent animals. People saying a walrus would never make it up their stairs make me chuckle because walruses in the wild can and do climb 200 ft cliffs. A walrus’ tusks could also glance against a door in a way that resembled knocking. It is highly highly highly improbable for a walrus to be on your doorstep. But not impossible.

If I find a walrus at my door, I have a bizarre but intriguing puzzle that I can immediately start trying to solve. If I find something like the tooth fairy at my door (and am able to discern it is no hoax), I have to re-evaluate my entire understanding of reality. Of physics, and biology, and my perception of the universe around me. That would definitely shock me more than an unexpected mammal in a place it shouldn’t be!

[tozakimo]

top three fave fnaf kiddos feat. an animal crossing version of them!

(jk 3rd is oswald but he’s a wip rn.)

[whereismyhat5678]

I have a confession to make.

And you can bash me all you want about it. BUT I STAND FIRM ✊✊

*clears throat*

I’ve had a crush on all of these men.💀

Edit: HOLD YOUR HORSES- I forgot at least 2 ✌️ I fixed it now!

[serotonin-dose]

hand in hand

[mx-giraffe]

I love it when anime intros are just a bunch of different pictures of the mcs standing around in random places.

Like, “YEAH I’m standing on some STAIRS”

“And now I’m standing on a CRATE FOR SOME REASON”

“Look, I’m standing in a shop that never appears in the actual show”

“HAHA! Now im standing on a CHAIR”

“NOW LOOK! I’m standing on a ROOF with BROKEN TILES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I’m so cool.”