#but they love each other now

[troolyart]

Both Simon and Stanley were married before?! Spill the beans! I want to know what happened and who their married partners were! 👀

Warning for homophobic behavior!

Not from the boys, obviously.

Yes, they were!

For Simon, it was an arranged marriage. He did not want to get married, but he couldn't risk falling out of favor with his family more than he already had. After finding out about who he was spending time with, a certain young man, the arrangements were made without his knowledge.

He and his wife never consummated their marriage because as it turned out, his wife was a lesbian. So they played their respective parts fairly well until, eventually, Simon didn't care about his parents wishes anymore and amicably divorced his wife. Thankfully, she completely understood. His parents did not. It was only a few years after that, that the Entity found him standing on top of a bridge.

Stanley's marriage was fine for the first year or two before it started to turn sour. He had gotten used to people leaving him by now that it almost didn't come as a surprise. A few fights here and there, not physical of course, but emotional enough to make him feel bad. He wasn't cleaning up enough around the apartment, he never kissed her in the mornings, he was such a bore. Even when he tried to fix those things, she found more to add to the pile. What finally broke the camels back was when she accused him of cheating on her with a man. That could have been easily disputed. But when she said that he was disgusting for even being with a man at all was when he finally snapped and yelled at her, filing for divorce the next day. It only took a week for the Entity to drag him into Itself after that.

And now Simon and Stanley have each other. Forever. And it wasn't easy to get to the point where they liked each other, but it happened. Sooner or later, they're going to have to either take the rings off...or wear them for someone else. (´-ω-`)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[official-english-major]

Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.

Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.

Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?

Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.

Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

[ronanlynchbf]

tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[seancefemme]

yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[nobleriver]

The Doctor and River Song + Being A Besotted Old Married Couple

I’m all yours, Sweetie.  Only River Song gets to call me that.

Bonus:

[akanemnon]

I thought this game didn't have random encounters!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[catp0sse]

clamp art hits different

[potato-lord-but-not]

ough…… they’re so….. hng

[keferon]

…..I should be working rn but one of the songs in my playlist hit harder than usual so

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)