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MARYLILY SEVEN HUSBANDS OF EVELYN HUGO AU
#that's it#that's the post#i can't get it out of my head#mary as evelyn#lily as celia#james as harry#NO sirius as harry#and Remus as john#mary playing bingo with which rich man will be my husband next#mary being hungry for success#and hot#and lily just doing what she loves#and being cute#and gay#but they all are#does this exist#has someone done this already#I would so read it#marylily#mary macdonald#lily evans#mary and lily#mary x lily#marauders#seven husbands of evelyn hugo
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Also, I put one of the parenting/pregnancy apps on my phone again to talk to moms about my sons sleeping troubles and I forgot how crazy left most of the people on those apps are.
I don’t get it.
I don’t know why the boards on those apps is soooo far left, but it’s like crazy far left. I originally deleted the app because I was threatened for mildly disagreeing with the idea that all cops are bastards.
They are currently talking about immigration and they have their talking points memorized.
What they are saying makes zero sense, but man, they are convinced.
Too bad we don’t actually live in that alternative universe they live in. Things would be so much easier if that pesky reality wasn’t getting in the way.
#I don't understand why mom apps are like that#but they all are#if there are boards they will be filled with leftists#the most extreme views held passionately#It is wild#talking to them feels like telling someone the sky is blue on a clear afternoon and they ask you to prove it#it's just like...uh...#*points at the blue sky* 'cause it's blue...
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#Palestine#all eyes on rafah#all eyes on palestine#save rafah#from river to sea palestine will be free#free gaza#free plaestine
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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.
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okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok
#ibispaintx#fuck ai art#fuck ai everything#fuck ai all my homies hate ai#fuck ai bros#fuck ai writing
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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe
#met gala#all eyes on rafah#all eyes on palestine#free palestine#palestine#rafah#macklemore#drake#kendrick lamar
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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me @ my mutuals
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
#tiktok#tiktoks#well actually this is from#instagram reels#Instagram#but we all know what i mean#short form videos#comedy#hahaha#🤓#funny#praying mantis#entomology#entomology jokes#and something else entirely#dogs#little dog#chihuahua#creachur#bad jokes#yeah#i think thats enough tags
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Woman at the zoo: Why do they look so sad? 😔
Sign literally 10 feet away:
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David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.
#david tennant#michael sheen#we dont deserve them#and its all very aziraphale and crowley codes imo#i feel like they each have a little kernel of their characters in them
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot
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