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This horse is the saddest most negative being I've ever met
Oh! Maybe we're getting better?
Oh. I guess not. (I literally had NOT been spending time with other horses. She is the only horse I've been riding since I got her.)
It literally doesn't end.
Oh! Maybe we can be friends? Please?
Ah. Guess not.
Right. Great. We're coming up on the final shared moment before she's level 15 please god please let it be goodâ
OK. I FUCKING GUESS NOT
#this genuinely isnt an exaggeration#I missed a few shared moments to screenshot in the beginning but they were ALL NEGATIVE TOO#I just hadn't connected the dots that this horse is a bitch yet#I did skip over the ones that were of the 'you have a competition coming up' sort eg said nothing about me and the horse really#but there were only like 5 of those max#this horse IS JUST A BITCH#z talks#sso#ssoblr#h: raincatcher
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Y'know shoutout to me and my friend actually for both of us getting EVERY single portal 2 achievement
#I was deep in a hyperfix like good lord#and so was she (not as much I dont think though)#Cas.. previously exo.. uhm idk what name they're using now because I FORGOT THEIR BLOG NAME RAHH !!#ANYWAY. I miss you bestie I'm so glad you were as absolutely insane as me during covid#you have no idea how hard some of those achievements are though#like one was to complete this one test chamber in 70 seconds.. one was to complete a chamber with only 5 portals max.. or-#-completing an entire course without either of you dying#the fact we both did all that together is kinda insane ! /pos
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i hate being overly negative about a new sonic project because. while im not against criticizing them and will criticize them when i see fit. i still try to find the positives in everything sonic even the games that are widely labelled as irredeemable garbage. because i love sonic and i hate it when sonic is the punching bag of the internet and i do genuinely believe that every piece of sonic media has at least some good qualities but like. the knuckles series really isnt very good im sorry people are right about this one . and i say this as someone who likes the sonic movies and thought knuckles was awesome in sonic 2 . where did we go wrong as a society
#andthere IS some good stuff in there. but its not enough for me to confidently say the entire show is good. does that make sense ...#like the good stuff was knuckles and sonic tails and maddie#and sonic tails and maddie were only in the show for like 5 minutes max and then disappeared into the void forever#and knuckles is supposed to be the protagonist but the second wade shows up the plot starts revolving aroudn him instead#to the point where knuckles is barely even in the second half of the show#and also a nonzero amount of the good knuckles moments are just him standing around looking cute while nothing interesting happens#its not his fault hes doing his best . its wade and his family drama who are dragging everything down#not to sound like one of those annoying people who gets mad every time a human has any level of plot relevance in a sonic thing#but god. there is TOO MUCH WADE in this show#i did think episode 4 was kinda hilarious despite being wade centric though just because of how absurd it was#but other than that . idk. i dont really care for wade as the protagonist. get this man away from knuckles right NOW !!!
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Oh, hello, gorgeous. I hardly recognize you. Did you get work done?
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FUCKING SLUT. Fucking INTONATED slut. You think you're SO SHARP. Well, NOT ANY MORE, all strapped in, tuned up, fucking TOY. You loud-mouthed whore. Gonna make you scream for ME, next. Yeah, that string you just broke? That's gonna cost ya. Don't worry. I'll make you work it off.
#((im so sorry venom baby did it hurt when i broke that string on you pls dont be mad babe ill learn to play medium gauge pls honey))#fr tho spent all fucking day tuning him up and deep cleaning and exploring every nook and cranny to see what can be maintained#i dont have measuring tools but thank god the truss rod doesnt seem to be giving me any reason to adjust it#the issues seem to have been with the intonation paired with the super high action i was using before#only like a half turn shorter on the saddle bridge piece (after id removed n put the piece back on) and the tuner went from sharp to in tune#i may need to move that lower even bc the 3rd and 6th saddle are maxed and like 1 hairs worth sharp but this is a lot better than before#im not touching all of that again its fine. my new problem is going from light to medium gauge lmao#wouldnt be as bad if the action were low but i like it high so im just gonna have to be the painslut next#broke one string bc whoa guess who forgot to lower the bottom bridge before twisting those knobs#i was literally like 'okay this is too tense this cant be right somethings off' !#* ... and SNAP lost number 5 lmao. had to open a new pack bc the spare single 5th string is like 0.01 off of the set packs#and that would drive me nuts knowing that so i had to open a new pack#anyway hes all tied up and ready to go. unfortunately im ready to go to sleep.#prob shouldve waited to string him up but ill play w him tomorrow anyway. gotta get used to this gauge since its all the packs i have#shouldve ordered my own sets but id rather just get used to medium anyway since i wind up tuning to drop d and c all the time now#guitars#Cori.exe#Image.exe#suggestive#lmao#man why didnt i take a before picture#my boi was lookin so dusty#i gotta clip those string tips closer later too ugh that was not fun trying to wedge the slipped piece between two coils as i wound them#shouldve just done straight coils under the slipped end. but you know me. cant do anything straight#btws venom has a cock ring on his strap. sucks putting it on tho holy shit#my hands are too cold for this
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seeing people get rodents as pets but not properly research how big their cages need to be and unintentionally buying cages which are far too small because theyre marketed as suitable cages when theyre not
#i dont blame them especially if its a kid whos done it#but it makes me rlly upset#just saw a tiktok where someone had a hampster and it was in one of those tiny plastic cages#i think it was a childs account it just had that vibe#and their comments were turned off so i couldnt even tell them they had a bad cage#<- normally id assume comments being turned off meant they were aware of the issue and ppl had informed them and they were ignoring it#however their videos only had 5 likes at most so i think it was someone who just didnt want comments in general#:(((#max's rambles#vent
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@dandelionsheep
so tired of this bullshittery
#didnt expect to find another dsaf fan in the notes but when were at it yeah.#literally one of the reasons for why i only talk dsaf with my 3 dsaf-knowing irl friends and like. 2 handpicked online people#i dont trust anyone else in this place. for other reasons but this one too#its made worse by the fact that there are like...max 5 canonically stated or implied features for each character yet most people cant even#follow those few pointers. like. come on man. there are like 3 characteristics on average per character. 3.#its not hard. yet everyone seems to bend over backwards to deviate from the source as much as possible#yes i do have a weird superiority complex about this. like booo your designs are ironed and polished like the sleekest product; your#depictions are declawed and defanged and you arent rotating a rotisserie chicken at all youre rotating a fucking tofu#like. im not saying that everyone in the fandom does this but...a LOTS of people do#btw if you're seeing this reblog twice it's because I'm stupid and deleted the previous one because i played 4d chess with myself#and decided that i was stupid as all hell for assuming dsaf even though fnaf will also goes by dave for a portion of time#after which i convinced myself that the chances of prev being a regular fnaf fan who just so happens to sometimes call will dave#are much higher than the chances of them being a dsaf fan who is used to calling dsaf will dave#because idk.
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I need to make a new pmd story right now or I'll explode
#rat rambles#someone I follow made some pmd ocs based on one of their pokerogue runs and Im just sitting here like why didnt I do that first fuck#I have three guys Ive been using in literally every run (because theyre my only tier 3 shinies lol) and I wanna make them ocs sooo bad#I might end up doing it but I mostly am just unsure because Id have to make some tough decisions when it comes to their designs#mainly if I stick closer to the actual colors used for the shinies or make my own pallets for them#on the one hand I Do like the colors used for them but on the other hand I wouldn't actually want this story to be too pokerogue inspired#so like Id feel bad using the pokerogue shinies for a story that ultimately has little to nothing to do with it#second biggest issue is that one of them is a golurk and god I dont wanna draw that#also one of them is a pyukumuku and thats fine by me but it does necessitate some creativity#the other two are an eevee and leavanny#although Id definitely have the eevee evolve into flareon since my best runs with him were when he was one#now tbf those also happened to be the runs I got multilense on him (one of them I got two on him) and he was able to stunlock anything#slower than him to death with bites and steal all their items with covet#Im so glad they switched eevee's passive to pick up it makes my life so much easier#simple wasnt Terrible but it was hard to use well since most of its evolutions arent strong or defensive enough to utilize it well#tbf I didnt try very hard since leavanny is my default sweeper and he learns sword dance#but eevee does make for good support early on at least even if it takes good rng for it to hold up well late game#tbf leavanny should also be in that camp but its simply built different (gets sharpness as a passive)#golurk is the real one that falls off hard tho unfortunately#which sucks because it's terrible early game and good for like five seconds mid game and then mostly terrible late game#I say mostly because god does my boy hard carry me through the final boss every time#generally a decently built leavanny with stone axe can cleave through 90% of the game but bestie gets hard countered by the final boss#I will say tho that Ive enjoyed using pyukymuku Way more than I thought I would its lowkey highkey saved my ass more time than I can count#its soooo important in pokerogue to have a stalling pokemon because youre inevitably going to need one#oh yeah I forgot to mention that eevee isnt one of the tier three shinies but my boy is the lesser of two evils amongs my tier two shinies#the other is goldeen. which I have also used in a huge chunk of my runs. it was the second shiny I got.#that guy tormented me so bad I was sitting here having to convince myself that the seaking carry was real#every now and then I get to use a better water type and I feel a surge of emotion as I remember what it feels like to use a good water type#and then I sigh and go back to seaking since I need my luck score maxxed out and I dont have space for my other tier two shines because#theyre both 5 costs
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Really old oc of mine I decided to draw (because he kinda looks like Basil omori)
Heâs so old in fact I was never a good enough artist to draw him how I wanted when I still used him so. Hereâs a gift for my younger self :}
#he was an rp oc for a group I donât talk to anymore#he was so fun though#he had like 5 adopted daughters through his run#the main one he had in the longest rp thing I used him for was so sad#she watched him die a horrible gruesome death and was never the same#and then in his next life he had a boyfriend who was a serial killer so thatâs something#not just a serial killer a serial killer who KILLED ALL HIS PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS#my guy was the only one he didnât kill.#he had a couple other boyfriends in his time.#many very whorish men were drawn to him because of the religious trauma#he threw a wine bottle at a drunk girl#the drunk girl was ALSO MY CHARACTER#it was because she pie faced him with her pirate girlfriend#thatâs not a metaphor#she literally put a pie in his face#sheâs a whole other story thoughâŠ#monster hunting drunken lesbian#ANYWAY he had this other daughter who was ALSO a serial killer#and once a son who was ALSO A SERIAL KILLER#itâs not like there were a lot of those itâs just theyâre drawn to him for something#and he made enemies a femme fatale#he had a few enemies actuallyâŠ.#and 1 entirely platonic friend (except for that one time)#people around that guy either tried to fuck him kill him or got adopted with just the one exception#there was also that time he tried to kill a robot and she shot a tranquilizer at him#and once when he bit a guyâŠ.#and once when he stabbed a girl. who was his adopted daughters sister#OH THERES A MAX TO TAGS??? ok then#oc#dannyâsdrawings©ïž
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cherry popper â jake
jake x reader
getting your cherry popped by the sweet, popular athletic boy. who is also your best friend
adult content featured, read at your own discretion
[sorry not proof read]
âjake iâm a virgin.â
âokay? good for you? am i supposed to go running?â
your eyes never looked away from jake sim. athletic, popular and smart. triple kill.
and he was your best friend.
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studying. thatâs all it was supposed to be. jake sim, your best friend, helping you with your college physics course. then it somehow turned into a human anatomy lesson. all because jake couldnât leave his phone alone for 5 seconds and was sexting a girl during the study sessions.
âjakeâyah! would you pay attention? i cannot fail this exam!â you scolded, slamming your pencil down on your notebook.
jake cleared his throat, awkwardly and embarrassingly putting down his cell phone, screen to the table. âsorry.â he apologized with a mumble.
âwhatâs so interesting about whoever youâre texting that youâd rather do that than help your bestie pass her physics exam?â you pouted, looking at jake with a frown and puppy dog eyes.
âoh well you seeâ,â jake began, but then his phone buzzed once before. he went to pick up the phone, but you snatched it before he could.
âwait, youâ,â he didnât even get the chance to finish his sentence of, âwait, you might not want to.â
you screeched, face screwing in disgust as you threw his phone to the couch. then, you whipped your head to jake in disbelief, huffing.
âi canât believe you! you seriously are sexting another girl while helping me?â
âhey, iâm sorry okay? but she sent meâ,â
you held up your hand to stop him. âdonât want to hear it jake.â you sighed. âcan you stop being a horn dog for like, two hours? i know you have a high sex drive, but i was hoping soccer practice wouldâve tired you out.â
you werenât mad at his sex drive. heck, if he needed to fuck like his grades depended on it, then so be it. you werenât the one to stop him. but it did annoy you he couldnât just turn it off long enough to help you study.
âif you canât focus, iâll ask someone else to help.â
âlike who? jay?â jake laughed, joking.
âheeseung.â you smirked, knowing heeseung was just as smart as jake. and although jake and heeseung were friends, those two also had a competitive streak against one another. especially when it came to academics and girls.
you also knew jake was protective over you. all the boys did, but his was extra. you knew he probably warned the guys that you were off limits.
jake scoffed. âabsolutely not, heâll help you pass with an a minus at max.â
âand you?â you asked crossing your arms.
jake smiled. âi can get you that a plus.â
âjake, you canât make miracles happen. i just need a minimum b average.â
âyou know i like to go above and beyond, baby.â he winked, causing you to laugh.
âletâs just get back to work, okay?â
âokay. only because my phone disappeared in the couch.â he pouted. âsheâs not gonna be happy i left her dry.â
you waved it off. âpretty sure she has a box full of toys to help her out.â
âdo you?â jake asked.
your head slowly turned to jake as you was writing down a problem. âdo i what?â you looked at him confused.
âhave a box full of toys?â
your eyes went wide. âoh, uh, letâs focus on the studying!â you rushed out and turned back to your text book, aggressively poking at jakeâs book.
after that, during the study session, jake would steal glances at you, wondering if his best friend did have a box full of toys. or even at least one toy.
jake has known you since you were six. growing up next door to one another in australia, it was fun.
beach days, arcade days, walking to school and back home together. watching him freak out over bugs that you had to be the one to get rid of.
you told jake everything. well, almost everything. he was open and free about his sex life with you. however, you werenât the same.
jake canât recall you telling him about times youâve been with a guy in a sexual way. let alone even kissed a guy.
an hour and a half passed, before you two went off topic once again. your brain was fried, and you couldnât imagine looking at another problem.
âim done for the night, i cant.â you closed your book dramatically, leaning against your couch, head thrown back.
âhave you kissed a guy yet?â
you lifted your head. âjake, where did that even come from?â
jake shrugged. âjust thinking about how you know so much about my sex life, but i know nothing about yours. let alone if youâve even kissed a guy.â
âi just donât find the need to tell you.â you mumbled, picking invisible lint from your leg.
âbut why? i thought we were best friends?â
âjake, we are. thereâs just never anything to tell, okay?â
âokay so tell me,â jake began, turning his body to face yours, leaning his side against the couch, âhave you kissed a boy?â
âof course jake.â
âwho? where? when?â
ânow you sound like me and my girl friends gossiping.â
âi can be that if thatâs what makes you more comfortable.â
you chuckled. âitâs fine jake.â you got comfortable leaning on your side to face him. âmy first kiss was in middle school when i went on holiday with my family. second kiss was in our upper years,â
âwith who?â jakeâs eyebrows raised.
you smacked your lips together, âuh, yang jeongin.â
jake gasped, then laughed. âhe insisted he wasnât even going to kiss a girl until he got married!â
âyeah well,â you shrugged.
âis that all?â jake asked.
you looked down, the floor suddenly looking fun. âwell, no. thereâs one more.â
âwho is it? when? tell me!â jake begged, getting on his knees, grabbing your hands in his.
you sighed rolling your eyes. looking at jake you said, âit was heeseung, just two months ago. more of a make out than just a kiss.â
jake let go of your hands. not mad at you, but shocked and surprised. but he was mad at heeseung as he told his friends you were clearly off limits.
âwhy heeseung?â
âit was at that party you dragged me to, jake. i was bored, you left me to go hook up with a girl, so heeseung kept me company.â
jake stared at you, unblinking. âso what? iâm not around and he takes his chance to get in your pants?â
âjake itâs not like that! all we did was make out, okay? he didnât want to go further, i didnât want to go further. it was just for fun.â
âwho else knew?â
âsunghoon and jungwon. but i begged them not to say anything.â
jake scoffed in disbelief. âdo you promise thatâs all you did?â
âyes jake. i donât understand why it bothers you so much! i havenât opened my legs like a slut for your friends, okay?â
âi donât mean it like thatâ,â
you stood up, now angry for some reason. âitâs getting late. you should go. iâm tired and i am sure you are too from practice. thank you for helping me.â
you walked off to your bathroom, knowing jake can let himself out.
and that he did. he walked out, ready to confront his best friend, forgetting about his cellphone, until he got to his shared apartment with his 2 other roommates, sunghoon and jay.
âis heeseung coming over?â jake asked.
jay and sunghoon were playing video games in the living room. jay answered, ânot that iâm aware of? he had a late practice then a study group right after.â
jake huffed. âsunghoon, i have a bone to pick with you!â
âwhat did i do?â
âyou knew heeseung made out with my best friend and didnât tell me?â
jay gasped like a teen girl. âno!â
sunghoon rolled his eyes, âit wasnât my business to tell! honestly, itâs none of your business too. just because youâre open about your sex life about other girls to her doesnât mean she has to be the same way.â
âbullshit! it is my business.â
âyouâre her best friend, not her boyfriend. she can be around any other guy without you butting in.â sunghoon stated. âeven if that means itâs heeseung.â
jake kept quiet, and just stormed off to his room in a mood. as he laid on his bed, thatâs when he realized he left his phone at your place.
he slapped his hands over his face and groaned.
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the next day, you took jake his phone to his apartment. sunghoon answered the door as he was on his way to the ice rink.
you tried to hand it over to sunghoon but he shook his head. âyou give it to him. iâm in a rush, and i am sure jake has some apologies to give.â sunghoon patted your shoulder before leaving you in the door way.
you took off your shoes, making your way to jakeâs room. you knocked twice, and heard a faint âcome in.â
jake didnât even attempt to look up from his bed. âsunghoon if youâre here to just scold me before you leave for the day donât bother. jay already scolded me about my actions.â then he went on to say that he knew he owed you an apology.
âcan you say that a bit louder, i didnât have my phone recording?â you chuckled.
jake sat up quickly from bed. since he was laying on his stomach, he sat up on all fours in doggy style looking at you like a kid who just woke up for christmas.
âyouâre here?â
âwell first, you left your phone at my apartment. but now i believe thereâs an apology to be owed to me?â
jake nodded, getting off his bed, to walk to you as you stood in his door. he apologized for getting upset about you kissing heeseung.
âwhoever you have sex with is none of my business, okay?â
âjake, iâ,â
jake didnât let you finish as he pulled you into a tight hug. âiâm sorry. you can slut yourself out to whomever.â
you laughed, hugging jake back, patting his back. when the hug ended, you handed jake his phone. âi wonder how mad she is.â
jakeâs phone battery was at 0%. âwell, i guess weâll find out after it charges.â he laughed.
you and jake decided to watch a movie, in the meantime âsidelined: the qb and me.â
âugh, so cheesy and cliche.â
you elbowed jake. âi like cheesy and cliche!â
he pinched your cheek. âof course you do.â
you stretched when the movie ended. âi could use a nap. all i dreamt about was physics.â you shuddered.
ânap it is!â jake said and grabbed you to throw you over his shoulder, walking you to his room.
he threw you on his bed, climbing in next to you.
thatâs when you said, âjake, iâm a virgin.â
âokay? good for you? am i supposed to go running?â jake laughed. âhow does that affect me?â
âwell, i was only telling you because of earlier.â
âoh.â jake realized. âmy bad. but still, itâs none of my business who you have sex with, unless itâs me.â
you nearly choked on air. âand just why would i have sex with you?â
âbest friends have sex all the time.â jake said.
you both were laying on your backs, looking up at the ceiling during this conversation.
âjake not best friends. maybe friends with benefits.â
âand we canât be both?â
you sat up, looking down at your friend with confusion written across your face.
âjake? where is this coming from?â
âbaby, if you think i never thought about having sex with you not once since we were teens, you are mistaken.â
âjakeâ,â
âwhy else would i run off my friends and other guys?â
âthen why else would you have sex with other girls if you so called wanted me in bed?â
jake shrugged. âmy dick could only take so much of my hand, babe.â
you groaned, âjake!â and fell back on his bed. this time, he sat up. he rolled to his side, palm on your thigh.
shivers went up and throughout your body.
truth be told, you may have thought about sex with jake once or twice. it didnât really bother your head until you heard a girl in your class stating he once made her come so hard she passed out.
you wanted to know what that felt like. or if it was even possible.
âi heard itâs painful.â you sighed truthfully, turning your head to look into jakeâs eyes. as usual, he had on his puppy dog look, thick lips pouting.
âfor some babe, yes it is.â jake said, tucking a piece of your hair behind your ear. his thumb then glided softly from your cheek to your bottom lip.
âhow badly?â you asked in a whisper, the tension between you two thickening.
âit just depends on the girl, and if sheâs having sex with the right partner.â jake replied softly, his eyes flicking between your own and your lips. âfor me, making sure my girl is comfortable and relaxed. making sure i touch her in the right places.â
all while talking, jakeâs fingertips ghosted along your thigh, hips, sides, up the side of your breasts. your skin cluttered with goosebumps, your breathing fastening, both you and jake breathing heavily, just inches away from each other.
with one last flick from your eyes to your lips, jake slowly leaned in for a kiss, capturing your lips in his.
and more than you could imagine, his lips were so soft and thick. and he didnât straightly use his tongue. the kiss was so slow and sensual, building up the tension between both of you.
jake carefully hovered over you, so you were flat on your back, your hands raising to wrap around his neck. jakeâs right hand went to push down your pants and underwear as far as he could.
you giggled removing your lips. âmoving quite fast there, huh?â
jake smiled, âcanât help it baby, been waiting too damn long to be inside you.â
jake kissed your lips once more, before scooting down, taking off your bottoms completely, not even bothering to warn you.
his tongue met your core, and you immediately let out a loud gasp, at the unknown feeling. âoh,â you whispered out.
it didnât feel bad, but it felt weird. foreign.
âdonât worry baby, itâll feel good. give me a second.â jake said, and went back to your core, using his tongue, lips, teeth, and soon his finger.
âoh!â you squealed with a gasp, then moaned. your lower half began squirming, causing jake to hold you down by your hips with his left hand.
with him holding you down, the intensity amplified, and your hand went to his soft hair. jake added a second finger, your leg resting over his shoulder.
âtoo much, jake.â you sighed out.
âgotta stretch you out. im pretty thick, honey.â
âthat doesnât help, jake!â you groaned, in-between fussing at him and how good he was making you feel.
âto be fair, i asked if you had any toys.â jake chuckled, fingers still buried in you. only he was sitting up, eyes looking into yours intensely.
âi thought you were joking around.â you moaned as he worked his beautiful, lengthy fingers inside of you. you could almost imagine how his veins looked on his hands.
âyou still havenât answered my question, honey.â jake said, his fingers stilling inside of youâdeep and angled.
âfuck!â you moaned, annoyed he stopped. âyes jake, i have one fucking toy! now keep it moving, please.â you begged, and jake chuckled.
âanything for my bestie.â
jake worked his fingers inside of you, adding a third for a while, getting you used to the sensation. weirdly, not once did it not feel good.
jake could feel you getting wetter and wetter and knew it was perfect timing. he quickly undressed himself, then finished undressing you.
âwant me to wear a condom?â jake asked and you nodded. jake grabbed a condom from his bedside table, and put it on with quick ease.
you closed your eyes in anticipation of it hurting. jake noticed, and grabbed your chin in his hand.
âlook at me honey.â he said softly and you opened your eyes slowly.
he leaned down, so your noses touched, his tip waiting to enter you. he kissed your forehead once.
âdonât wait for the pain, itâll hurt more. try to relax for me, okay? eyes on me.â
jake kept his hand on your chin, your eyes looking into his. foreheads touching, jake eased in you slowly, you biting your lower lip trying to not scrunch your face.
âitâs okay, youâre doing so well for me baby.â jake cooed, kissing your lips. âdoing so well for your jakey.â
you let out a deep breath, your hands resting around his neck and shoulders, your legs open as he laid in between them, buried. your nails dug into the skin of his shoulders.
jake soon finished pushing himself all the way in, causing a low moan of pain to push past your lips. your eyes snapped shut.
âjake, i canât.â you cried.
âhey, look at me.â jake ordered and you did once more. âeyes on me, okay? youâre okay, i have you. itâs gonna hurt for a bit, but iâll take care of you.â
âjake butâ,â
âdo you trust me?â jake asked, caressing your cheek and you nodded.
jake attached his lips to yours, one hand playing with your breast and nipples, as he slowly, inch by inch pushed in and out of you.
the sensation of him playing with your boobs and nipples distracted from his dick rocking in and out of you.
soon you hadnât even noticed jake was able to pull out to the tip and push back in, your wetness leaking between the two of you.
âmy baby just needed some kisses and sweet talk.â jake mumbled against your lips.
jakeâs head rested against your neck, and his thrusts became faster and deeper if possible. but it felt good.
jake became a moaning mess, his moans and low growls seeming to turn you on more. he just started throwing praises your way, rolling easily off his tongue.
âgood girl. so good for your best friend, huh? always wanted to have your best friend fuck you? not as innocent as i thought.â
jakeâs next position had him on his knees, you flat on your back, your legs and thighs resting against the front of his body.
with how powerful his thrusts became, you were so glad no one was here because the sounds of skin slapping was so loud.
your hands reached to grip anything and everything it could. pillows, sheets, jake. jake had a tight hold on your hips as he began to pound into you, literally.
âjake!â you squealed, and felt your stomach tightening. âjake!â
âthatâs it baby, say my name, over,â thrust, âand over,â thrust, âand over until your voice goes out.â thrust.
you let out a loudâscream? moan? growl?
your body began shaking afterwards, jake bullying himself back into you after your cunt just kept pushing him out.
soon, jake went still inside of you, a loud moan coming out of his own lips, his grip on your sides tightened.
it felt so hot in his room, both sweaty from the sex. tension was still high, and you knew no way things could go back to the way it was prior to this.
jake removed his dick from you, still hard and wanting a second round. but he knew you had to get some rest before even thinking about another round.
he looked down on the condom, noting no blood, and removed it before throwing it to the trash next to the bed.
âat least you used the trash for something.â you joked. jake laughed knowing you always got after him for his lack of cleanliness.
your heart began thumping hard at the thought of what happens after this. meanwhile jakeâs heart was thumping because his body was ready for round 2.
before either of you could say anything, a knock came to your door.
âyo, horn dogs! jay brought us food!â heeseung yelled then laughed.
ah shit.
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When you thought you found a big brick castle house for cheap, but it turns out to be so much more. This 1895 home in Bedford, Pennsylvania has 5bds, 1.5ba (it says that, but there're actually toilets galore & potential bedrooms) for just $274,900 and a sale is pending.
Living room has a corner fireplace, and an unfortunate suspended ceiling & neon lighting that should come down.
Lovely room with a corner fireplace and a big window seat.
Kitchen's so weird they only show a corner of it.
What in the world happened in the pantry?
There must've been offices in here.
Tiny room, but the floor is new.
Going up to look at the bedrooms and bath.
Not bad.
One of the bedrooms. Wonder what's under the indoor/outdoor carpet and new drop ceilings.
Looks like this basement room is being redone.
Large laundry room.
Well, look here, a rather large jail, too? This home just keeps on giving.
This is nice.
Are those clothes on the shelf?
I said there were toilets galore.
Looks like someone dismantled some of the cells.
Some cells have cool original artwork.
I'm going to say that this is a crematory oven. In the door.
And, out the chute?
There's mad parking back here. If someone has the money to fix it up, it could be incredible.
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pairing: (ex)Harry Styles x Ginger Spice's daughter!reader x Max Verstappen
fc: Sabrina Carpenter
summary: They broke up and she decided to disappear and write a heartbreaking song. Through this process her old friends from F1 were with her. With one two-time World Champion getting closer and closer.
warnings: swearing, cheating, Harry is an asshole in this (sorry!)
a/n: Long? Oh yes. It's a long one. But also my first F1 related fic, hope you enjoy!
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f1 Is there a better way to start 2023 season than with YN YSN (sweetly called the tiny boss of Red Bull Racing) in the paddock? We say there is NOT! Welcome YN, we hope you have the best time with us!
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yourinstagram thank uuuuu!
danielricciardo THE boss is here!
landonorris *heart eyes*
charles_leclerc Welcome back, YN!
ynupdates oh how i missed her face
ynsmybestie 5 months without even a photo of her finger online... it was a draught
ynsmymama yn's a vroom vroom girlie?????
ynsmybabie F1? is she a fan? tiny boss? what is going on?
‷ ynupdates I feel like I'm the only one that knew. YN is Christian Horner's (red bull racing boss) step-daughter.
‷ ynsmybestie isn't his wife ginger spice?
‷ ynupdates yes! she's YN's mum. how do you guys not know that?
‷ ynshands maybe because she's using her grandma's surname and not her mother's?
formulafan49 so we're getting las vegas content in bahrain? this sport is getting out of control with all those celebrities attending
‷ landonorizz why are you being bothered by somebody that knows almost everything about formula 1? go be mad somewhere else
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yourinstagram hiiiđ took a break and wrote a song. you're losing me is out now! i love all of you my pathological people pleasers.
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danielricciardo be a happy song with me?
‷ yourinstagram running to you right now
‷ landonorris bringing mum's biscuits
‷ maxverstappen1 I'll bring myself đ
‷ danielricciardo you lot weren't invited, but come in... I guess
landonorris you're the only person I'm not mad at for making me cry, ynn
‷ yourinstagram you've heard the song before, lan
‷ landonorris shhhh
‷ danielricciardo it won't make her fall in love with you, norris
‷ landonorris fuck you man
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ynupdates WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE
ynsmybestie I won't recover. I fucking won't recover
ynsmymama I'm gonna die... its so sad. its heartbreaking. I'm losing myself
hArrysbtch woah, my heart cannot take this
harrysmoustache firstly, break my heart and take it, yn
harrysmoustache secondly, why is the whole f1 here? wtf
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harryupdates In his latest interview Harry was asked about his private life - especially his relationship with YN. After the question of "do you feel like you throw a great love away?" Harry answered with "I don't know. I don't regret a lot of things in my life but that's [the relationship] probably one of them." You can read the interview via the link in our story!
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hArrysbtch suddenly a six year lasting relationship was a mistake???
hArrysbtch ehh, harry. i kinda feel that the breakup (from Harry's side) happened a long time ago. there is no sparkle anymore
hArrysbtch now let me start on not mentioning her name like EVER "my last partner" her name is YN, why he can't just say it? it's been going on for years. since they started dating really...
harrysmoustache that wasn't the best interview
ynsmymama about 'you're losing me': "every artist has their imagination that they write down and then release. sometimes it's good and sometimes it should be kept private. i'm not the one to size it up." THAT WAS FUCKING LOW
‷ harrysmoustache as much as I love him that was petty af
‷ hArrysbtch especially when almost all critics named this song one of the best LYRICALLY and MUSICALLY in the last few decades
ynshands "I don't know if you can be ready to move on from a longterm relationship. it's definitely harder than from something that lasts months or two years." THIS MOTHERF****R IS TALKING ABOUT NOT BEING THE ONE TO MOVE ON BUT HE DID WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP??????
‷ ynsmymama this is called audacity
‷ harrysfan49 cheating was never confirmed, was it?
‷ ynsmybestie yes, it was. right after harry's "announcement" yn posted a story with lyrics from 'illicit affairs'. i think that's enough of a confirmation.
ynsmybestie yeah, here he comes again not being able to fucking say her name. those 6 years meant nothing?
‷ harrysfan92 maybe he doesn't want to share his private relationship online
‷ ynsmybestie i don't understand that. you're loving a person for six years, claiming them the love of your life, but saying the name is hard? he never mentioned her in interviews (my closest friend, my partner, someone I love). he couldn even show up at her birthday party because he had a photoshoot. just to point out, the drivers showed up in London, even though they had a race in Imola the next day.
‷ harrysfan87 you guys are toxic. just gonna blame him for the breakup? unbelievable.
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ynupdates YN AND LANDO AT THE NIGHTCLUB IN MONACO!!!!!
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ynsmybestie NO FUCKING WAY
ynsmybestie SHE LOOKS SO HOT
ynsmymama the way he looks at her ??? đ«
ynsfan92 find somebody who looks at you just like lando looks at yn. YOU CAN'T
‷ ynsmymuse have you seen how max looks at her?
landofan92 do I need to change my bio from norizz to yesrizz?
user39 yeah, moving on quickly when her exboyfriend is talking about how he adores her
‷ ynsmybestie where??? because i only saw how awful he was to YN from the moment they broke up
user02 yeah, move on quickly and go trough all the drivers
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danielricciardo LIAAAAAR. SHE LOVES ME MORE.
‷ yourinstagram of course
‷ lando.jpg i love your sarcasm
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yourinstagram not my fault you were the only ones available for photos
‷ maxverstappen1 I don't mind
‷ lando.jpg neither do I
‷ danielricciardo I DO
‷ charles_leclerc I DO TOO
ynsmybestie hot
ynsmybestie but also i see you YN with favouring Max and Lando, i see you girl
ynsmymama why I've never realised how hot those two are???
ynshands is there a thing she does badly?
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ynupdates YN and MAX VERSTAPPEN at the bar tonight in Zandvoort, celebrating Max's win!
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ynsmybestie SEE? you defend the girl, you get the girl!
ynsmymama i mean i was rooting for them but i am still speechless
ynshands YAS PARENTS
maxfan85 after the race that he had, tying to yet another record and getting a girl? is there a thing he can't do or can't have??
ynsfan93 sooo, do we say they're together orrr?
‷ ynsmybestie i mean, look at them. i have many friends but i'm not that cozy with any of them
‷ ynsmymama i vote early stages of dating. yn's a touchy person in nature so you know, it can be that
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a/n: do you want to see more of them?
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part 2
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Post Tension | Charles Leclerc x McLaren! Reader
Summary: Back in the same country, Charles realises that the most important thing isn't winning; it's that he was wrong.
Warnings: Swearing, female reader, Verstappen! Reader. Tooth-rotting fluff.
This is the final part!
Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3
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YourUserName something in the orange tells me we're not done
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User 1 excuse me, miss thing?!?!
User 2 not miss verstappen posting this on media day when charles and her were spotted in the background of each other's interviews
francisca.cgomes that silhoutte pic is serving đ„
User 3 just me or does that bear have a ferrari hoodie on
User 4 he is not the love of your life. he is literally just a guy. hit him with your car
â User 1 nah 'cause does anyone else think charles would run her off the track if she got ahead of him again
â User 5 wtf that's his girlfriend? he wouldn't try and hurt her
â User 6 he did push max in a puddle once
lilymhe @ alex_albon why don't you buy me this stuff
â alex_albon because you don't support McLaren
â YourUserName excuse me?!?! what is this betrayal
â lilymhe @ YourUserName i can explain
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User 7 mum and dad putting those cheating rumours to rest
User 8 y/n a stronger woman than me because i would've keyed his car for implying i was sleeping with my teammate
â User 9 actually it was arthur who implied that
â User 10 don't drag baby leclerc into this. he was fighting in the trenches alongside us for his otp
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scuderiaferrari P4 and P8. A strong weekend for the tifosi đȘ
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User 9 i can't decide what i want to ride more
User 10 scoring some points in azerbaijan. well done, team
charles_leclerc why are you not posting the photos of me being #1 wag
â YourUserName because this account doesn't post papaya, liefje
â charles_leclerc no excuse
â lilymhe because you are not #1 wag, clearly i am the only wag for @ YourUserName
â charles_leclerc defamation
â YourUserName @ lilymhe you tell 'em, bby
â alex_albon i leave you alone for two seconds and you're stealing my girlfriend again
User 11 be still my beating heart
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mclaren P3 and P5. roll on the points for team papaya (ft mclaren's #1 wag)
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mclaren we apologise for interrupting your regularly scheduled papaya posts with a splash of red but you'll never guess who this racer was looking at to make him smile like that
â maxverstappen1 sickening
â charles_leclerc i am honoured to be awarded such a prestigious title by team mclaren
â landonorris does this mean i can stop pretending to like y/n now?
â charles_ leclerc @ landonorris no
â YourUserName @ landonorris no. you're my emotional support pookie
User 11 so proud of our papayas. they did so good this weekend
User 12 i'd let y/n hit me with her car
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maxverstappen1 a disappointing dnf but very pleased for the less-famous verstappen đ§Ą
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redbullracing still made us proud. we'll come back stronger in france
kellypiquet well done y/n. p was cheering you on
â YourUserName tell her i'm coming over for a pizza party soon! đ„°
YourUserName i swear he loves me really, guys
â charles_leclerc well he threatened to run me off the track if i didn't fix things so i'd say he does
â maxverstappen1 for legal reasons, this is a joke
â YourUserName ah, so that's why you apologised. not because of your undying love for me
landonorris feel like that should say the more talented verstappen
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danielricciardo don't let this fool you. the man was close to tears when y/n was p1 with just one lap to go
â danielricciardo and then cried when her tire burst
â danielricciardo and then cried when she finished p3
â maxverstappen1 i'll sue you for defemation
â User13 the Grid seemed to have learned a new word this week
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charles_lecerlc je sais
â YourUserName never going to let me forget that one, are you
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YourUserName how about everybody get off my dick
â YourUserName my only friends here are the lovely ladies thirsting over my hot boyfriend with me
â User 14 you tell 'em, honey
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charles_lecerlc as the people on twitter say, i would let y/n hit me with her car
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maxverstappen1 my eyes đ€ź
â charles_leclerc look away! i was going to block you for this
â maxverstappen1 block me forever
YourUserName wow, not even a tag.
â charles_leclerc everyone knows who you belong to, mon amour
â YourUserName yeah, the guy who invented ice cream
â landonorris @ charles_leclerc at least you know what to do if the racing thing doesn't work out
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Thank you for all the support shown on this series. I never expected such a response when I posted my silly little fic.
I've had so much fun making these. I have a few more ideas coming up but not loads so if you have any, please do request and I'll try my best to do them justice! <3
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The Lion's Lamb - chapter 1 - MV1/33
Max Verstappen x reader
The lion's lamb series: Aesthetics, Ch. 2, Ch.3, Ch.4, Ch.5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8, Ch.9
You spent most of your life alone. It wasn't your decision but artists tend to isolate themselves by accident. you were the type to find inspiration and peace when alone.
You would spend hours in your room, painting, until your vision became a reality.
Most people would never work as hard as you do to make a living, but you lived in Monaco. The country where money flowed. You knew you weren't like other residents that surrounded her in this country.
You weren't rich and you didn't have a trust fund to fall back onto. Don't get it wrong, your paintings sold high enough to be able to live in the country permanently, but you were barely scrapping by.
Some might ask why you choose to live in Monaco when you could have been living somewhere else more comfortably.
Monaco itself was known for their wealth and in your line of work, you need the rich to buy your work. You had about three regular clients in Monaco that provided 80% of your entire income.
Coffee was the only time you took a break and wandered into the outside world. And today was one of those days where you needed a break. you had been in your room for the past 4 hours trying to come up with something, but your mind was blank with ideas.
A client had commissioned a piece about 3 months ago and gave the 23 year old a wide range of creative ability on the painting as long as it was a darker piece.
You were the epitome of bright and bubbly and couldn't seem to get her mind into a darker frame of thought. With the piece needing to be done in a months time, you were starting to stress.
You had ordered your cup of coffee at your usual spot. You heard your name being yelled at the counter and quickly went up to grab your drink. Once in hand, you turned only to run into a wall, spilling coffee all over herself and the wall.
To add fuel to the fire of the already embarrassing situation, you slipped on the coffee that had spilled on the ground and fell to the floor hard causing more attention to be drawn onto you. While on the ground, you noticed two shoes in front of you.
You hadn't run into a wall like you originally thought, but instead a man. Your eyes followed the shoes all the way up at the man's face.
Piercing blue eyes stared down at you in annoyance. You could tell he wasn't truly taking you in but rather glaring at you for spilling both their coffees.
Jumping up quickly, You immediately grabbed some napkins off the counter of the coffee shop and tried your best to wipe the stains off the mans white shirt.
"I'm so sorry sir!" you said with tears building in your eyes. "I didn't see you! I'm so sorry!"
As you wipe the man's chest, he grabs your hands causing you to look up at him. It was then, he took in the details of you standing before him.
Your big eyes stared up at him, tears threatening to spill out of the sides. You had a light sprinkle of freckles that ran along her cheekbones and over your nose.
You had long hair that was pulled back out of Your face, but bangs to frame your face perfectly. Your lips were the perfect size and your cheeks were now the color of your lips from embarrassment.
There was a certain shine in your eyes that drew him. He couldn't tell if it was because of the tears or something else, but he needed to find out.
"It's alright," he said. You picked up an accent that wasn't from Monaco but you didn't know where.
"Please, sir, let me buy you your coffee! It's my fault, I can at least try make up it up to you by getting you another."
He nods his head at your response causing a smile to erupt across your face. The man loved how every part of your face lit up at his response. He didn't even say a word, yet you acted like he hung the stars just for you.
"How do you like your coffee?" you asked.
"Black," he state.
With a nod of your head, you told him to sit down while you waited in line. There were only two people ahead of you but you didn't want the man to have to stand with you after you ruined his clothes.
Being around him longer than necessary would cause more embarrassment on your part.
After getting both their coffees again, you found your way back to the blue eyed stranger sitting at a corner table by the window.
"Here," you said while putting it on the table. You noticed his shirt was definitely going to stain and winced slightly at the brown blob on his chest "Again sir, I am so sorry!"
You started digging in your bag for some money to give to the man for dry cleaning. Pulling out whatever you had, you tried to hand it to the man, "Here. It's not a lot but it should pay for dry cleaning to get that stain out."
"No," was the simple response you got.
"Please! It'll make me feel better if you take it! It's the only way I can make up for spilling you coffee!"
"Sit down," he said. You tilted your head in confusion at the blue eyed man. "Sit down and tell me your name. I don't want your money but I will take a name and a conversation as payment."
A blush quickly took over your cheeks as you shyly looked away from the man and sat down across from him. When you sat down you finally got a good look at his face.
He was attractive. He had these piercing blue eyes that would stare into your sole. He looked at you with softness but you were scared to be on the other end of that stare when he was angry.
He was tall, or at least taller than you, but that wasn't saying much compared to him. He was a dirty blond and had a bit of scruff that started to turn into a beard.
You could tell he didn't smile much due to him having very little smile lines. He was a serious man and it showed.
"Your name?" He stated.
"(name)," she said softly, "and yours?"
The man's eyes quickly flashed a look of surprise before they softened again, "Max."
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Six Times Toto Pushed His Luck (part 2)
Part 1
word count: 879
Pairing: Toto Wolff x wife!reader
Summary: The normally quiet and sweet wife of Toto Wolff shocks bystanders when she sternly calls him "Torger," leaving everyone stunned as they realize even the formidable team principal isnât immune to being put in his place by his wife
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Before the first time it happened, people only saw you and Toto as the perfect, balanced pair. You were quiet, a bit reserved compared to Totoâs larger-than-life presence in the paddock. You were the calm to his intensity, often standing by his side, offering him a reassuring smile or a gentle word during stressful race weekends. To most, you were the sweet, soft-spoken woman who somehow managed to keep the fiery team principal grounded.
Everyone saw how protective Toto was of you, always keeping you close at events, his hand either on your back or holding yours. People admired your dynamicâToto the fierce, intimidating leader, and you, the gentle, supportive partner.
So when the first âTorgerâ slipped out of your mouth, it was like the entire room stopped. It was so out of character for you to call him anything other than âToto,â and the sharpness in your voice made everyone do a double take. The calm, sweet woman who always seemed to balance him had suddenly put her foot down.
It was a shock to the system, especially for those who had never imagined anyone telling Toto Wolff what to do, let alone his wife. The first time you called him âTorger,â eyes widened, mouths twitched, and no one quite knew what to make of it.
1. Monaco Apartment - Breakfast Disaster
The kitchen was now a smoky mess, and as you scolded Toto with the sharp âTorger!â the housekeeper, who had come in quietly to clean, froze in the doorway. Her eyes widened, and you could see her fighting back a smile. She quickly turned on her heel, retreating out of the kitchen, probably off to tell the rest of the staff that even Toto Wolff could get a dressing down in his own home. Later, while cleaning, she whispered to you, âYou know, no one ever dares to call him anything but Toto⊠except you.â
2. Silverstone Garage - Headphones Drama
The garage had fallen silent when you called out âTorgerâ after his headphone slam. The engineers sitting nearby all exchanged looks, their mouths twitching like they were trying not to laugh. You heard one of the mechanics murmur, âDid she just call him⊠Torger?â as they shuffled to continue working, pretending not to notice the whole thing. By the end of the race, there was a quiet joke spreading through the teamâsomeone had taped a label on Totoâs locker that read âTorgerâs Headphones â Handle With Care.â
3. Vienna - The Overpacking Incident
When you called him âTorgerâ in the bedroom, you didnât realize that one of your neighbors, an old friend of his, had arrived to take you both to lunch. He overheard the exchange through the open door, and when Toto stepped out to greet him, his friend gave him a smug grin.
âWell, well, Torger. Overpacked again, have we?â he teased, clapping Toto on the shoulder.
Toto groaned, clearly annoyed that the name had slipped outside the confines of your home. For the rest of the weekend, his friend made sure to drop âTorgerâ into every sentence just to watch Totoâs jaw tighten.
4. The Paddock - PDA Overload
The moment the word âTorgerâ escaped your lips in the paddock, you could almost feel the collective stares of everyone around you. The grid was busy, but you noticed Christian Horner smirking from a few feet away. Within minutes, the Red Bull team had gotten wind of the incident, and by the time you made your way through the paddock, Max Verstappen threw in a casual, âHey, Torger,â with a grin as he walked past. Even some of the photographers were chuckling.
That evening, Lewis Hamilton couldnât resist a tease. âTorger? Thatâs a new one. Youâre in trouble when the full name comes out.â
5. Home Gym - The Training Competition
When you called him âTorgerâ in the gym, you didnât expect anyone to hear, but you had forgotten about the trainer who was supposed to drop off a new set of weights for Toto. He arrived just in time to hear you threatening to send him to the couch. The trainer stood in the doorway, visibly amused.
âYou alright there, Torger?â he asked, barely containing his laughter.
Toto shot him a look, and the trainer raised his hands in defense. âHey, Iâm just glad I donât have to compete against her,â he added, snickering as he left the room.
6. Baku - The Meltdown
The moment you unleashed âTorger Christian Wolffâ in the hotel room, Totoâs rant came to a screeching halt. Unfortunately for him, his team had been lingering just outside the door, waiting to discuss strategy. You could hear muffled voices as they clearly caught the name. When Toto opened the door, calmer but clearly embarrassed, the team members were trying (and failing) to act casual.
One of the engineers, James, gave him a sly grin. âTorger Christian, huh? Weâll make sure to update your office nameplate.â
By the time you returned to the paddock, the teasing was relentless. Christian Horner, of course, couldnât resist. âTorger Christian Wolff,â he greeted, his tone mock-formal. âNice to meet the man behind the legend.â
Toto groaned, running a hand over his face. âYouâve created a monster,â he muttered to you with a smile.
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it'll be ok | LN4
lando norris x female!reader
warnings: unexpected pregnancy, talk of throwing up/being nauseous, suggestive actions implied if you get what iâm saying, early on pregnancy symptoms, mention of alcohol and being drunk (not the reader!!), lando being a simp for his girlfriend in every aspect of his life.
note: i know how pregnancy works and iâm not saying that reader got pregnant on this trip, her and lando are just h**ny đ (increased sex drive is a symptom of pregnancy though so..âŠ)Â
double note: iâm not sure how lily (oscarâs lily) is as a person but she seems like a sweetheart so i went off those vibes and i referred to alexandra by her full name cause if i said alex, someone might think alex albon lolÂ
okay thats it. enjoy đ
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You and Lando had been dating now for close to 2 years. You were happy with the life you were making with him and he was happy to have you by his side through his success.Â
Everything was going great, at least it was up until 5 minutes ago. Now here you were sitting in the bathroom to the villa you had rented out for a vacation with friends, holding a pregnancy test not sure what to do with the fact that there were two lines looking back at you.Â
48 Hours Before Finding Out
âOmg this is so much more prettier than the picturesâ you said as you, Lando and some of your closest friends which included some of the other drivers and their girlfriends, walked into the villaÂ
âThis is gonna be greatâ Lando exclaimed excitedly while wrapping an arm around your waist âAlright everyone get their rooms sorted and when youâre done, meet down by the beachâ he told everyone, earning a round of âokaysâ and âsounds goodsâ.Â
You and Lando made your way to the master suite on the second floor, seeing as you had been the ones to suggest the vacation and rent the villa, it was only fair you got the biggest room.Â
âLan I donât know which bathing suit to wearâ you asked as you stared at the bathing suits you had brought.Â
âDoesnât matter to me, either way itâll end up on the floor laterâ he whispered in your ear as he came up behind youÂ
You blushed at his flirty remark âYouâre naughtyâ you joked with himÂ
âOnly for youâ he reiterated as he put his hands on your hips and started kissing your neckÂ
âLan if we start doing that, weâre never gonna leaveâ you tried being serious even though the shudder in your voice gave you away, telling Lando he was succeeding in distracting you.Â
This happened quite frequently. Lando knew you so well and he made you feel things, none of your previous boyfriends had ever made you feel.Â
He continued kissing your neck, knowing exactly where to put his lips. You felt yourself giving in with the way he was kissing you and how his hands were slowly moving down from your hips, you knew you wouldnât be making it to the beach anytime soon.Â
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You and Lando eventually left your room, joining your friends on the beach.Â
âWhere the hell were you twoâ Max asked as he sat on a beach chair with everyone else doing their own thingÂ
âY/N needed help picking a bathing suitâ Lando responded smirking, knowing Max wouldnât believe him but also knew he wouldnât push for the truth, he was smart enough to put two and two together.Â
âBabe Iâm gonna go in the water, care to join?â Lando asked turning to you as your hands were interlockedÂ
âNo Iâm okay for now, Iâm gonna try and tan a bit then Iâll come join youâ you told him, he smiled at your answer and then gave you a quick kiss on the cheek and started making his way towards the water to join the friends of yours that were currently playing water volleyball.Â
You spent the rest of your day in between tanning with the girls and playing in the water with Lando. Once everyone was done with the sun, you all made your way back to the house where you went to your perspective rooms to rest a little before you went out for dinner.Â
You felt extra tired which on any other day you might be more concerned about but you had been travelling between time zones and then spent a significant amount of time in the sun, so in your head it made sense to be this tired.Â
Once you had changed from your bathing suit into some clean undies and a oversized T-shirt, you crashed on yours and Landoâs bed where he was already sitting scrolling on his phoneÂ
âLan im gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in like an hour so I can start getting readyâ you told him as you curled into a ball nuzzling your face into the pillowsÂ
âSure thing sweetsâ he said leaning down to kiss your head before going back to his phone, keeping one hand free to play with your hair knowing that always helped put you to sleep.Â
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Lando stayed true to his word and gently woke you up about an hour into your nap, not wanting to, seeing as you looked so peaceful but knowing youâd be upset if he let you sleep longer than you wanted.
âBabeâ he said gently stroking his hand over your cheekÂ
âHmmâ you mumbled still half asleepÂ
âYou wanted me to wake you so you could start to get readyâ he told you smiling at how cute you lookedÂ
âWhy are you a good boyfriend and actually listen to what I sayâ you grumbledÂ
He chuckled âCâmon we can take a shower together, thatâll wake you upâ he suggested knowing youâd get what he was implyingÂ
You opened one eye looking at him to see if he was joking but knew he wasnât when you saw the look in his eyes, this got you to open both eyes and slowly stretch, waking up fully in the processÂ
âAlright pretty boy letâs goâ you said as you got off the bed causing a laugh to leave Lando as he got off the bed, following you into the bathroom.Â
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Once everyone including you and Lando were ready, you decided to visit a cute Italian restaurant nearby. Everyone in the group all loved Italian so it worked out perfectly.Â
While you were walking to the restaurant, you felt a slight squeeze in your stomach but chalked it up to that all you had to eat today was some fruit and a small salad.Â
Lately your appetite hadnât been what it normally was, you pushed this thought aside though wanting to enjoy your vacation and deciding youâd worry about it once you got back home.Â
After some walking you reached the restaurant, Charles taking point and speaking to the hostess in Italian to get a table. They brought you to the part of the restaurant that was more private and made sure there were enough seats for everyone.Â
The host got you all menus and water, letting you know your server would be there momentarily.Â
You politely smiled at her and offered her thanks in Italian, you may have loved everything Italian but your knowledge of the language didnât go past basic phrases and words.Â
You sat next to Lando and Lily, Oscars girlfriend. The two of you had gotten close with your boyfriends being teammates. You felt that squeeze in your stomach again, this time more intense so you casually reached for your water and hoped it would help.Â
Once you had drank enough water to feel better, you went back to look at your menuÂ
âBaby are you okay? You just practically chugged your waterâ Lando asked quietly turning to youÂ
You nodded âYeah, I'm good, I just didnât realize how thirsty I wasâ you lied offering him a smile, he seemed to believe you and went back to the menu, Lily however offered you a strange look, having overheard your words and not fully believing you but deciding not to push.Â
You could still feel that slight squeeze in your stomach and was apprehensive to order a large meal so you went for a simple soup, figuring it was the safest option.Â
When everyoneâs food arrived, you caught a whiff of the food around you and suddenly that squeeze in your stomach was becoming too much to handle. You didnât want to bring attention to yourself but if you didnât go to the washroom now, you werenât sure what would happen so you turned to Lily.
âLils I need your helpâ you whispered to the girl who had just taken a bite of her foodÂ
âIs everything okay? You look paleâ she asked concernedÂ
âIâm gonna throw up and desperately need to get away from the tableâ you explained trying to stuff the nausea down until you were somewhere elseÂ
âSay no moreâ the girl said then turned to Oscar letting him know she was using the washroom, he smiled and moved out of the booth, luckily he was on the endÂ
âY/N will you come with?â She asked, acting like the washroom was her idea and just wanted a friend to accompany herÂ
Your name sparked Landoâs interest and turned to face youÂ
âBabe Iâll be back im just gonna go to the washroom with Lilyâ you told him quickly before getting out of the booth, offering Oscar a small smile to say sorry for interrupting his mealÂ
Then you and Lily made your way to the washroom, as much as you wouldâve preferred to run there, you didnât want to seem weird so you casually bit your lip and hoped you could get there in time.Â
âGirls are so strange in always wanting someone with them to go to the washroomâ Lando said to Oscar eating his foodÂ
Oscar just shrugged âIâm used to it at this pointâ he replied to his friend and teammate before both drivers went back to their previous conversation with the others around them.Â
Meanwhile in the washroom, you were in a stall on your knees with your head over the toilet. Luckily Lily was there to hold back your hair and rub your back.Â
âAre you okay? Did you eat something you shouldnât have?â She asked after you were done and had stood up, using some tissues to wipe your mouthÂ
âI didnât have anything weird to eat, just some fruit and a small saladâ you told her as you fixed your hair and did your best to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth. Remembering you had gum in your purse and silently saying a prayer to your past self for putting it there.Â
âThatâs strangeâ she said even though you could sense there was more the girl wanted to say but held backÂ
âI donât know how I'm gonna get through dinner. The smell of everything is what triggered thisâ you told her turning to herÂ
âMaybe just tell Lando you arenât feeling the greatest and are gonna walk back to the Villaâ she suggestedÂ
âHe wont let me go alone, heâll want to join me and I donât want to take him away from everyoneâ you explainedÂ
âIâll go back with you. Iâll just tell Oscar to bring my food home in a to go boxâ she offeredÂ
âAre you sure Lils?â You asked the girl, feeling bad
âThatâs what friends are forâ she smiled
âOkay, letâs go thenâ you told herÂ
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When you made your way back to the table, Lando looked at you, you could see there was some concern behind his eyes probably because of how long you had been in the washroomÂ
You slid in the booth to tell him you and Lily were gonna head backÂ
âIâm just not feeling super great and donât want to take you away from everyone so Lilyâs gonna walk back with meâ you explained to himÂ
âAre you okay? What are you feeling? Iâll walk back with you, I donât mindâ he told you the concern only worseningÂ
âBabe I'm fine, really, I'm sure a good nights rest is all I need and then tomorrow Iâll be goodâ you reassured him, offering him a small smileÂ
âOkay but text me if you need anything or want me to come backâ he told you which you nodded and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before getting out of the booth and walking to the exit with Lily.Â
âWhereâs Lily and Y/N going?â Charles askedÂ
âY/Nâs not feeling the great so theyâre going back to the villaâ Lando answered himÂ
Charles nodded then went back to talking to his girlfriend, Alexandra.
Lando shared a look with Oscar as both of their girlfriends had left themÂ
âDid Lily say anything?â Lando asked Oscar as they moved closer now that there was some space between themÂ
âNo, just that she was going back with Y/Nâ he told him. He could see Lando was worried âIâm sure sheâll be fine and Lily will text if anything happensâ Oscar did his best to reassure the Brit. Lando just nodded and silently went back to his food.Â
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24 Hours Before Finding Out
The next day, you had woken up and luckily you didnât feel any feelings of nausea, hopefully that was an indicator that today was going to be different from yesterday and you could enjoy your trip.Â
You got out of bed and made your way to the kitchen, you had a strange craving for orange juice which wasnât normally your go to breakfast drink but you werenât mad about it, seeing as the orange juice in the fridge was freshly squeezed.Â
You smiled when you poured yourself a tall glass and went to sit on the patio furniture outside enjoying the beautiful view.
You pulled your phone out, scrolling through TikTok. You tried to avoid TikTok because most of the time youâd see videos of your boyfriend or any sort of f1 content but today you gave it a chance.Â
So far it was going great until you saw a video of this creator explaining their battle with cancer and how they were finally in remission. You felt the tears gathering in your eyes but figured it was just your hormones and you being a sensitive person.Â
Then you moved from TikTok to Instagram and saw a post about puppy adoptions and suddenly you couldnât hold the tears back and thatâs how Lando found you, crying over your phoneÂ
âBabe whatâs wrong?â He asked instantly pulling the chair next to you, rubbing your backÂ
âThese puppies, theyâre all up for adoptionâ you told him, showing him the rescue centreâs instagram highlighting all the dogs they had up for adoption.Â
Lando found you the cutest for crying over dogs âWhy are you crying though?â he asked still rubbing your backÂ
You shrugged, wiping your eyes with the back of your sleeve âI donât know, they just all look so cute and I want them to find their forever homesâ you tried to explain why you were crying, even if you didnât fully understand why.Â
âYouâre adorableâ he smiled at you âHow about when we get back, we can try and organize an adoption event with the centre, Iâm sure the attention from an f1 driver should helpâ he suggested.
He would do anything to see you smile even if that meant having to talk with his PR manager about organizing a puppy adoption event sponsored by McLaren.Â
The idea brought a smile to your face and you sniffled âThats really sweet of you Lanâ you told himÂ
âWeâll get all those dogs adoptedâ you leaned over giving your boyfriend a hug. The tears had subsided which Lando was grateful for, he hated seeing you cry.Â
He hugged you back, kissing the top of your head âAnything for you sweetsâ he reassured you.Â
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After your moment, you and Lando joined the rest of your friends inside. You all enjoyed a nice breakfast together, then once the dishes were dealt with, you all went your own ways, everyone wanting to do something different.Â
You and Lando planned to go take some pictures around the area. That was one of the things that drew you two to each other, both having a passion for photography.Â
On your first date, you spent so much time sharing pictures and the stories that went with them so when you started dating, it became something you did together, whenever you could.Â
You were walking up to your room when Kika called your name. You turned looking in the direction of where your name had come, seeing Kika sticking her head out of her and Pierreâs room.
âWhats up? Is everything okay?â you asked as you approached their room.Â
âYeah, I just was wondering if you had a tampon or a pad, I got my period and just realized I didnât bring anythingâ she chuckledÂ
âOh yeah, I have tampons in my room. Iâll bring you a few to get you through until you can go to a local storeâ you told the girl, she smiled at you âThank you, youre an angelâÂ
You just smiled and then turned walking to your room, going straight to the washroom, to look through your toiletries bag. As you looked at the mini travel sized bag you brought filled with tampons, it hit you, you had never gotten your period.Â
You were supposed to get it right before the trip and the last few days of your period shouldâve been the first couple days you were away but as you got ready for vacation, you still hadnât gotten it which was why you brought a weeks worth figuring youâd end up getting it on the trip but you still hadnât gotten it and that sparked a fear within you.Â
You quickly grabbed a few for Kika and closed the bag. As you turned to leave the washroom, you bumped into Lando âOh sorry babeâ you told him, you mustâve seemed frazzled judging by the expression Lando offered youÂ
âAre you okay?â he asked âOh yeah, just need to give something to Kikaâ you told him hiding the tampons behind your back.
Obviously Lando knew what a period was, having a mother, 2 sisters and a girlfriend, he was used to it and had they been for you, you wouldnât have cared but you didnât want to make Kika uncomfortable so you with held those details from him.Â
âOh okay..well Iâm ready to go whenever you want to go take some photosâ he told you, offering you his typical Lando smile. You smiled, leaning up to kiss his lips âI can be ready in a few minutesâ you told him once you pulled away.Â
Then moved around him, being sure he couldnât see what was behind your back before leaving the room, walking to Kikaâs. You knocked on the door, she answered almost immediately âYouâre my lifesaver. I owe youâ she told you once you handed her the tampons.Â
âReally glad you said that, I need you to get me something from the store whenever you goâ you told her biting your bottom lip, something you did when you were nervousÂ
âWhatâs up?â she askedÂ
âCan you get me a couple pregnancy testsâ you whispered, not wanting anyone to hear. Kikaâs eyes grew in size âWoah, really?â she confirmed, you just nodded, not saying anything.Â
âYeah of course. Want me to leave them in your suitcase while youâre out?â she offeredÂ
âThatâd be great. Thank youâ you told herÂ
âDo you really think youâreâ she started before gesturing to your stomach instead of saying the wordÂ
âHonestly Iâm not too sure, it didnât cross my mind until moments ago when I realized I missed my periodâ you explained, she nodded alongÂ
âWell you arenât alone regardless of the results. Weâre all here for youâ she reassured you, you smiled at her words.Â
âThanks Kika, I appreciate thatâ you told her âAnyways I should go and get ready, Lan and I are going to take some photos around the area, Iâll see you laterâ you told her offering her a goodbye before walking back to yours and Landoâs room.Â
You quickly changed into something clean, washed your face, tied your hair into a high ponytail and then slipped on your converse to go meet Lando downstairs.Â
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You and Lando ended up having an awesome time. You walked around and took plenty of photos. Yours were of the area, some of the locals, some of Lando, a good variety meanwhile Landoâs were mostly of you.Â
He called you his muse the first time you asked him why he took so many pictures of you but by now you had grown used to it and didnât question it.Â
In the midst of walking around, you had grabbed a quick bite to eat at a cute cafe. You went with a fruit parfait and water, figuring it was the safest option not wanting to risk being sick.Â
After being out for a couple hours, you eventually made your way back to the villa. When you got back, you got a text from Kika after passing her in the kitchen.Â
Kika: âTheyâre in your suitcase, under a pile of bathing suitsâÂ
You quickly texted her backÂ
Y/N: âThank you. Now I owe youâÂ
Kika: âIf you end up having a girl, name her Francisca đâ
You laughed, not answering her but rather hearting the message then going to find the tests.Â
When you walked into your room, you heard Lando in the washroom, so you checked your suitcase to double check where they were and then once you had confirmation, covered them back up.Â
You had plans with everyone to go out tonight so you wouldnât be able to test until tomorrow. You werenât sure how you were gonna avoid drinking tonight.Â
Itâs not as if you were a heavy drinker, you just enjoyed doing shots while you were out and you could handle your alcohol well so nights out never phased you.Â
Tonight however to be cautious incase you were pregnant you had to avoid alcohol.Â
You sighed, so far this trip you had spent more time stressed out then relaxed and you werenât sure how much more you could handle before you exploded from the uncertainty.Â
You heard Lando finishing in the washroom so you quickly grabbed an outfit from your suitcase before shutting it.Â
âI thought you were gonna join me in the showerâ Lando said when he walked out, his curls wet from the water
âSorry my love, I took too long trying to figure out what to wearâ you lied, offering him a soft smileÂ
âItâs okay, I can think of a couple ways you can make it up to meâ he winked at you, you blushed.Â
âYour cheekyâ you told him smiling as he laughed at your comment.Â
You quickly got yourself ready and then you made your way downstairs with Lando to meet everyone else. Once everyone was ready to go, you made your way to the local club.Â
On the way, Kika linked her arm with yours and walked a bit up from the boys.Â
âDid you test?â She asked in a low tone, you subtly shook your headÂ
âI need your help tonight avoiding alcoholâ you replied keeping your voice lowÂ
She nodded âDonât worry, weâll get you a mocktail at the bar and you can either sip on it through the evening or keep going back for the same one. Then with shots, weâll tell the bartender to give you waterâ she explained still keeping her voice low, you offered her a small smileÂ
âI donât know what I would do if you werenât here. You and Lily have both been the bestâ you exclaimed, Kika just smiled and gave you a side hugÂ
âThatâs what friends doâ she told you.
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Once you got to the club, Kika went to get your drinks and made sure to tell the bartender the plan. The bartender was a female and without even having to explain why, somehow she understood and told Kika to always give you the shot with a rounder base.Â
So far everything had been going smoothly and once people became more intoxicated, it was easier to let loose and not keep up the show as much as you had been.Â
Surprisingly you were having a great time sober, just getting to dance with everyone and enjoy being with your friends, this was exactly what you needed and it took your mind off what you had to do tomorrow.Â
Currently you were dancing with Lando, his hands were on your waist and you could smell the alcohol on his breath. It didnât bother you as much as you thought it would.Â
âBabyyyyyâ he said into your ear due to the loud musicÂ
âYes Lan?â You asked laughing at your boyfriends behaviourÂ
âI love youuuâ he told you stretching out the you. You smiled at himÂ
âI know. I love you tooâ you told him running a hand through his curls, he closed his eyes enjoying the feelingÂ
âCan we go back to our place, I just want to be alone with youâ he told you, pulling you closer and nuzzling his face in your neck, breathing in your perfume.
âWhat about our friends?â You asked him, even though you knew theyâd be fine and you wouldnât mind alone time with Lando
âTheyâll be fineâ he said as he started kissing your neck, you shuddered a bit at the sensation.Â
âDonât start doing that here or we wonât be able to stopâ you told him even though you didnât want him to stopÂ
âI donât want to stopâ he said pulling his lips away to answer you before leaning down and kissing you.Â
You felt yourself getting weaker in the knees. This was the effect Lando had on you.Â
âOkay fine, letâs leave thenâ you said in between breaths, he smiled and then grabbed your hand, intertwining his with yours and carefully made his way to the door.Â
âWhere are you going?â Kika asked as you passed her and PierreÂ
âBack to the Villa. See you later, stay safeâ you told her quickly offering a wave over your shoulderÂ
She chuckled âChildren having a childâ she muttered under her breathÂ
âWhat did you just say?â Pierre asked his girlfriendÂ
Kika didnât think he had heard with the music âNothingâ she quickly saidÂ
âNo I swear you saidâ he started but she stopped him before he could finish.Â
âPierre just drop it for now. Pleaseâ she asked. The look they shared said enough. He nodded and then they went back to dancing.Â
She hoped he wouldnât say anything further on the topic, her boyfriend had a tendency to spread gossip even if it wasnât always intentional but hopefully this time, heâd keep it to himself.Â
Back at the Villa, you and Lando were having a great time and took advantage of the empty house, getting to be loud as you pleased. If you werenât already pregnant, thereâs a good possibility after tonight, you mightâve been.Â
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Moments Before Finding Out
The next morning, you woke up wrapped in the duvet and Lando. You smiled at how peaceful he looked. Then you remembered what you had to do and suddenly you felt the nerves creep back up on you.Â
You sighed and carefully got out of bed, being sure not to wake Lando. Thankfully he was a heavy sleeper when he had been drinking.Â
You crept over to your suitcase, finding the pregnancy tests and taking them to the washroom. You had googled that testing in the morning was the best time so thatâs what you were doing.Â
You locked the door and then opened the first box. Taking the test and sitting on the toilet. You quickly peed on the stick and then placed it back on the counter, on top of a piece of toilet paper. You finished up and then pulled your sleep shorts back up and set the timer on your phone. Sitting on the edge of the toilet.Â
You closed your eyes trying your best to keep your breathing steady. Everything would be fine. Lando loved you and even if this was unexpected, he wouldnât leave you, at least you didnât think he would, he wasnât like that. You did some more deep breaths until your timer went off and you quickly silenced it not wanting to wake up Lando.Â
You shakily stood up from the toilet and with your shaking hands, reached for the test and thatâs when you saw, the two lines looking up at you, indicating you were pregnant.
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After Finding Out
After the first positive, you had to do the other 3 tests to be sure and of course those all came back positive. You put them back in one of the boxes and just stood there in shock.Â
You were pregnant. You were going to be a mom and Lando was going to be a dad. You wanted to cry but you also knew once you started you wouldnât be able to stop.Â
You werenât sure how long you stayed in the washroom until you heard Lando call your name, you knew you had to tell him now or else youâd drive yourself mad keeping it in.Â
You opened the door and made your way back to the bed. Seeing Lando sitting up rubbing his eyes, he mustâve just woken up.
âLan, I need to tell you somethingâ you told him biting your lip due to your nerves. He looked confusedÂ
âIs everything okay? Did something happen?â He asked as you made your way to sit next to him. You sat with your feet tucked under youÂ
You reached for his hand âNothing happenedâ you reassured him then took a deep breath before continuing
âIâm pregnantâ you told him trying to keep your voice steady and calm not wanting to show your nerves, already knowing Lando would have plenty of his own.Â
âSorry but I think I heard you incorrectly; did you say pregnant?â He asked rubbing his eyes to make sure he wasnât dreaming.Â
You nodded your head, not sure what was going through his mind at the moment. You sat in silence for what felt like a lifetime, the longer the more nervous you got.Â
Lan was never speechless and this scared you âLan please say somethingâ you said, feeling yourself wanting to cry even more nowÂ
He mustâve sensed you were on the verge of tears âBaby I'm sorry, come hereâ he said opening his arms which you gladly accepted and buried your head in his chest, the tears finally leaving.Â
âItâs unexpected but itâll be okay. Weâll figure it out togetherâ he said rubbing your back âI love you and thereâs no one else Iâd want to have children with, I just thought itâd be a bit further down the road but this is okay. Babyâs are a good thing regardless of when they comeâ he told you.Â
You pulled away, wiping your eyes âSo you arenât gonna leave?â You asked as you hiccupedÂ
âNot a chance. Youâre stuck with me for life nowâ he told you smiling. You returned the smile finally feeling better.Â
You and Lando spent the rest of the morning cuddled up, talking about your baby, what you thought theyâd look like, how theyâd act, if they were a boy or a girl.Â
At some point you mustâve started to drift off cause you found yourself cuddled up next to Lando as he played with your hair, subconsciously your hand found its place on your stomach and Lando kissed your head.Â
He loved you and would do anything for you and now that meant your baby as well. The two of you were his world and he planned on spending the rest of his life making sure you both knew how much he loved you both.Â
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When at work - Lando Norris x UniStudent! Reader
Plot: Lando has known you since you were born, literally childhood friends. You went to every karting weekend with him until he started to travel more. As childhood lovers who have been dating for 8 years what happens when the general public find out about you?
You'd known Lando since you were born just two years after him, and so until Year 4 when you excelled in your academics you were a school year behind him, you were moved up a year to his year. You followed him to the karting tracks when you were little being his biggest supporter and if you go back and look at interviews you'll always be spotted talking animatedly to his family about the race.
You had very strict parents about schooling and they wouldn't let you miss any days off, you could go to karting with Lando, after school or on the weekends but you couldn't take days off school for his races.
"Mum please! I want to go support him!" you cried when she told you that you couldn't have the day off to go watch Lando kart in one of his first proper championship races.
"No Y/N, Lando has found something he is good at... you are a smart girl and school is where you should be!" you mum had refused, smiling at you sadly.
"Dad?" you cried looking over at your dad, who would normally say yes to any request you had, especially if it involved Lando and his dad Adam, as they were friends.
"Sweetheart, I'm sorry but I'll have to agree with your mum on this one" he sighs pulling you into a hug. Those days at school that Lando wasn't there were lonely to say the least, Lando's friends wouldn't hang out with you if it was only you and you didn't have any of friends.
Eventually Lando quit school when he got to British Formula three, there he made lots of new friends including Max, who he introduced to you. You would miss Lando in school, and tried to branch out to make new friends but nothing felt as close as the bond you shared with Lando.
"Y/N, this is my friend Max I met him in karting" he smiles pulling you closer to Max.
"Erm, hi" you had smiled shyly at Max, who smiled back at you. With Max it felt like he was genuinely interested in getting to know you unlike Lando's school friends who just sort of acknowledged your existence because of Lando.
You and Max of course made fast friends after this.
This was 2015, and he asked you there and then to be his girlfriend. At first you laughed and said no, because you thought he was joking and one of the boys from karting had dared him as a cruel joke. But after lots of groveling on his behalf you said yes.
In 2016, you managed to exceed in your GCSE'S getting 6 A* to B grades. Lando had come just to celebrate with you. The next year you did the last of your GCSE's getting 7 more A* - B grades making you come out with 13 GCSE's in total. Lando had come to celebrate with you, while you had gone to celebrate with him that he had won the Formula 3 championship.
He of course, was promoted to Formula 2 for the 2018 season and became a test and reserve driver for Mclaren, which made you so proud because this was his way of being able to get into Formula One. You went on to do your Alevel-s, which were Maths, Physics, Design and Technology and Law. You were now just turned 17 and looking at universities you could go to, and looking at what degree you wanted to go into.
He came second in Formula 2, just behind the other British Racing Driver George Russell. And was promoted to F1 for the 2019 Season and would be in his rookie season.
Halfway through his first season which had gone pretty well with only 2 DNF's and him coming 6th highest, you'd finished your exams and had got offers back from all 5 universities you'd applied to. It was sad really, you'd applied to the University of Surry and University of Royal Holloway just to be near the Mclaren Technology Centre so you could be closer to Lando in the off season.
You'd ended up choosing Cambridge University in the end and spend the rest of your summer until the end of September travelling to races with Lando, you went with his Dad, having his other spare pass. You saw him in Monaco, Canada, France, Austria, Silverstone, Germany and Hungry before you spent the summer break in Greece together along with Max. Then you came with him to Belgium, Italy and Singapore before you had to go home to move into student accommodation.
As a rookie there wasn't too much focus on Lando, but when a girl was spotted with him in the paddock for 10 races, people had questions. After they did some digging they worked out that you were childhood friends with Lando and you were in his older and definitely cringier Instagram pictures, and they checked his tagged photos which led them to your account that he was following.
Luckily it was private but you were shocked at the influx of follow requests.
Rumors spread and people deducted that you must be his girlfriend. It made you nervous but Lando promised to go at your pace.
Your first year of university was cut short, everything went into lockdown, and you were alone in your little dorm room with 5 other housemates. It was a month until you finished all your exams online, and made the decision to travel to Lando's to live with him.
You ended up staying with him for the whole lockdown, and then travelling around with him for the whole of the 2020 season. You managed to do this while studying as your campus was shut for the whole of 2020 and most of 2021. You had an amazing second year grade passing with a 92 overall school having a 1st in your second year. So when 2021 came around you'd applied for Formula One internships so you could keep travelling around with Lando and almost all of them as they already knew you accepted you, you had a difficult time deciding who to go with.
Eventually you went with Red Bull, of course Lando had made jokes about how betrayed he felt, but was happy for you being in a top constructor. You joined them for the 2021 Azerbaijan GP, on the 6th of June you were there for 17 races in 2021 and learnt so much from the team.
You spent until September 2022 with them having major input on the build of the 2022 Red Bull to the point Christian Horner ask for you to be shown on the Instagram. 14 races you spend with them and it was a wild ride before you had to go back to University for your final year.
At this point you and Lando had been together for 7 years strong now. People worked out how long you'd been together a while ago and it had really shocked them. They expected you to be engaged and ... well they weren't far off.
He proposed to you in the winter break of 2022 on a ski holiday he'd taken you on. All of your's and his family were there too see and it was beyond magical. You were going into the 2023 season with a Fiancé and your soulmate.
You let your Instagram go public during this time, the fans had been asking for more content from you. You appeared on streams, and Lando always posted you on his accounts. Now it was time for them to go and stalk you account, instantly people went back through your photos finding old pictures from when you and Lando were younger and then the more recent pictures that everyone thought were cute.
Now Lando had gone back to racing and you were starting revision for exams that would happen in May.
However, you didn't tell Lando, that money was getting a bit tight. You'd always been funny when it came to how much Lando earned and how he always insisted that you lived rent free with him and to not worry about it. So at the start of 2023, towards the end of your degree you got a little side job as a barista in an independent coffee shop.
Lando of course being busy now that it was the start of the 2023 season and he had a new rookie team mate to meet, he was none the wiser.
It was just a typical day at the coffee shop when you were with your colleague, making yourself a drink when a girl and her friend came in.
"Oh my gosh, your Y/N!" a voice says making you look up, you smile happily not thinking much off it because you were wearing a name badge so you assumed she got it from there.
"Yes, hello how can I help you today!" you ask politely stopping making your drink and walking over to the till.
"You're Y/N Lando Norris Fiancé right?" she asks and your mouth drops open in shock. You had been noticed around the paddock, of course you had... but this was the first time someone had come to you in public.
"Ah yes I am!" you smile shyly. The interaction was relatively normal, you served them their drinks and made conversation with them before having to go back and serve more customers.
You didn't notice them take pictures and videos of you interacting and serving customers, which of course made their way onto social media. Suddenly and influx of customers came, which was strange for a Tuesday afternoon.
As well as the influx of customers you had people come in with cameras, starting to take pictures.
"Y/N what is happening all of these people are asking for you" Rhianne your co-worker asks and that's when the blender turns off and you can hear people calling your name.
They were fans of F1.
"Hey Y/N Lando deserves better than you"
"Y/N why are you working minimum wage when you have a boyfriend with a net worth of over 10 mil"
"Y/N break up with Lando"
"Oh my god, how did they all know this is where I work" you say asking your colleague not sure what to even do.
"Okay, let's get you out the back. Call the police and I'll try keep up with orders" She says pushing you towards the exit, the staff room was on the other side of the shop so you were going to have to tackle your way through the mound of people.
Eventually after people shoving phones in your face and grabbing at your wrist. You manage to get into the staff area and lock the door. You were crying as you called the police, who said they'd send bodies to you immediately.
After you hung up, your phone started to ring and Lando's face popped up.
"Hi baby" you say trying to sound like your not crying. Your camera was facing up so he couldn't see you.
"Y/N show me where you are right now. I swear to god, if what I'm seeing on twitter is true" he huffs out making you pan down the camera to show the back room you were in. He was in Australia right now and had heard from Oscar that you were trending on twitter and looked scared.
"Are you safe?" he asks worried, making you burst into tears. You could suddenly feel everyone's hands back on you and your breathing goes shallow.
"Mmm, I had to call the police there was so many people" you cry, wiping your tears.
"Baby, I'm so sorry. Look after Australia, I'm coming to you okay! Why the fuck didn't you ask me if you needed money" he asks looking at you with that disappointed look you hated.
"Lando, you know how i feel about that" you say.
"Baby, your still in Uni. You shouldn't have to work. Do you parents know?" he asks, and you shake you head.
"Hey Y/N! How are you?" Oscar asks coming into view of the camera.
"I'm okay Oscar, I cant wait to meet you next week!" You smile at him, blinking away the tears that were still trying to come out.
"Oh, I think the police are here, but I'll call you when I'm home!" you say hearing a knock at the door.
"Ask them to take you home. You shouldn't walk round the streets alone! I love you darling" Lando sighs.
"I love you too Lando, thank you!"
A/N: I feel like this isn't very good, I'm sorry this feels like its so info dumpy and not much fluff!!
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