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Why can't we share this happy ending
(upside down version under cut + some doodles)
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so the loop fight loss dialogue lives rent free in my head and in the middle of making this i have accidentally made a silly little au.
Due to Reasons, siffrin and loop can now toss around his heart between them like a hot potato that keeps both of them alive. Have I thought any further on this? no i just thought this had the potential to be really funny post isat.
I am probably not going to elaborate on anything unless otherwise asked. so enjoy these little doodles
#my art#digital art#siffrin#isat siffrin#in stars and time siffrin#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#kinda?#loop#isat loop#in stars and time loop#sifloop#two hats spoilers#isat sifloop#Heart sharing au#<- what i am calling any future doodles about this#i guess???#honestly this au isn't very serious#if it can even be called that#the original piece is meant to be metaphorical not literal#but then i thought it'd be funny if it WAS literal#sif gets a little star in his chest too <3
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aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"
#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny#and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS#this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3#Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo#(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child)#and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat#pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout#somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess#kuroba kaito#kaitou kid#kid the phantom thief#kudou shinichi#jimmy kudo#does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY#dcmk#detective conan#magic kaito#detco#idk what to call this au...#kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm#redefining the improbable AU#maybe?#shrunken!kaito#aptx!kaito
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happy bisexual day to those who celebrate
#dragalia lost#dragalia#orion#orion dragalia#I don't usually cross reference JP translations for Dragalia stuff but I was curious if some of the Really Gay Lines in English were#the same in the original text. Turns out some of them weren't#which just makes the localization funnier#Like. Grain of salt because I don't speak Japanese and rely on machine translations and friends who speak the language#But the really sus “receiving end” line was originally just. “Haha it'd be nice to be the one getting escorted for once :)”#I'm sure it's not an entirely indulgent translation but. Phrasing!!!#then there's the infamous(?) “I seek to have a relationship with everyone here!” where in JP it's clearer that by “everyone”#Orion means “every woman” and not literally “everyone”#bc JP Elly says “In your case won't just any woman do?” while in EN she just calls him shameless LOL#there's a few more#like the scene where Orion says “You're the first man I've ever wanted to protect” and Euden says “damn bro I thought you weren't gay?”#and he responds calmly like “You really are slow when it comes to these matters! I'm just saying you're more charming than you know.”#it's a letdown but it's kinda coy#meanwhile since JP has some extra animations#namely Orion jumping in shock and making a cringing face before responding#the No Homo vibe is off the charts 😭😭😭#and then theres that xmas seasonal line that's about picking up women ...when voices are set to JP.#The EN line is about being broke. For some reason.#But even with all that it's not like there's no gay subtext in JP Orion's dialogue. It's just deeply funny how the EN localizers went#Yup. This one. Bisexual. We gotta make it more obvious.
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pretty sure there's like several movies about this being a Bad Idea
#the key thing for the snow region is you start to play with one of the frog traits called umbrage#which at the maximum is how angy the lil lads are#and i thought it'd be funny to be that they're so ragin they literally warm up the surroundings#which means you can make some hotter environments#but also in the snowy region you can then melt the snow/ice#which might then let you access say a frozen pool or frozen over door or chest#that you couldnt access before#pixel art#mudborne#game development#indie games#frogs#frog
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Dangerously close to plotting a real Skyrim/Lord of the Rings crossover for after Keeping Count because my secret desire for Leara/Glorfindel has reared its head again
Shhh Don't question it.
#look look now i must explain#the explanation is that leara simply works well with literally every male character I like at least for the most part#anyway#it'd be funny#i wish i could write a leara/astarion fic but i do NOT understand d&d at all alas#I understand lotr/silm on a crazy level so i guess sunshine hero elf it is#this is fine actually#actually what i really need to do is edit and finish my funny Skyrim/hobbit crack fic but that's a ten year old project#no really#I do NOT KNOW i am just having thoughts and i'm sharing them on my blog because it's mine and I can#also i was in the glorfindel/ofc tag on ao3 like five minutes ago and it looks empty and sad#so Leara can fix it#one day there will be more leara ships than there are for hermione granger jk maybe#i should make a list#I am talking out of my hair it is unlikely that i'll ever do anything the fact that keeping count even exists is a bloody miracle#mod post#oc: leara roseblade
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Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.
#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes#and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them.#also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical#like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw.#he's just. hangin around.#Starky's Original Posts#Starky's Text Posts#garashir#garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want#and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear#STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH#also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like#you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny#the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.
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I think it's so funny when Christian flat out reject the concept of being intersex like oh so me and about 2% of the population aren't real but you expect me to believe homeboy's gonna come back after (holy) ghosting us for over 2000 years?
#I plan on coming out to my dad as trans this weekend#And thought about the time I explained what intersex is to my uncle#and how he flat out refused to except it as a real thing#which is fuckin wild#male and female should be used as adjectives not nouns#cause there's so many factors that contribute to biological sex that it'd be easier to say every person is their own sex#but yea i'm medically considered intersex cause of my flavor of PCOS#and other issues#it's just so wild cause you'd think that would be a great 'miracle' for them to brag about#'Look at science say there's female and male but Jesus says in Galatians there is no male and female because we are all one in Christ.'#Like the opportunity was literally right there#oh well#florida gov ronald desantis if ur reading this you know what would be so fuckin funny for you to say right now?#also I'll be back on the book soon I've been Working. got 38.5 hours the past 2 weeks tho let's gooo (limit is 40 as a pt student)#[pt working and full time student not pt student]#bro fundie christians' obsession with sex/genitalia in general is fuckin wild#ex christian#religious trauma
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i heard we're shipping paulo and kieran now
#coldslaws art#pokemas#pokemon masters ex#rival paulo#rival kieran#trainer kieran#the indigo disk#the teal mask#drasticmeasureshipping#toxicdogshipping#and by “we” i mean literally just me and my partner#their arcs are so similar though. love that for them#regarding the doodle on the bottom right i thought it'd be funny if kieran joined team break while it was under paulo's leadership#anyways yeah#i love tuem
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My final message before i leave to do my work. Make OCs with names from your culture. Draw your OCs in your cultural clothes. Draw and write them participating in customs and celebrations belonging to your culture. Goodb ye
#do you guys know my twstsona is literally named Jure Bodulić#i thought it'd be funny to make a Dalmatian given um. his homeroom teacher you know#is uh. twisted from cruella de vil.
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I need to talk about Minecraft AU for a sec and how the difference between our world and their world makes for some of the most humorous but also interesting differences in how people act about certain subjects.
Like the trans thing right. Steve and Rana are both trans I've talked about that before. And neither of them are on hormone replacement or anything (there is an in universe explanation as to why Steve has a beard though I promise I can talk about that if anyone wants) but like that's fine bc it literally Doesn't Matter to them or anyone else. Like as spawned players they already don't have any pre-existing gender roles or ideas of what something "should" be so gender and presentation is what they make of it and there's no real solid idea in anyone's mind about how a "boy" or "girl" behaves or looks like. These are labels that exist but they barely mean anything. It also helps that any preexisting culture that WOULD have ideas of this was almost entirely destroyed like 5000 years ago (thanks Groda) so it matters even less than it already did.
And its funny bc the only two people alive from that era, White Eyes and Groda also just don't care. Groda maybe asks why Rana's voice sounds deeper once and nearly gets torn apart by Alex bc of it (Rana isn't offended or anything she just has a defensive girlfriend), bc she doesn't really understand because she never experienced anything like this first hand but very quickly comes to understand it and accept it. And on the other hand White Eyes is just like "I've seen weirder things than this" which yeah. Yeah honestly I think the person who was previously one with the undead would not care about gender in the grand scheme of things.
And then u have Kai which I've joked before that they may as well have been spawned in nonbinary. They rlly just said "I'm not really anything" and everyone was like yeah makes sense I vibe with it. Good for u.
Steve and Rana are both fairly open about having been the opposite genders previously (because that's how they view their experiences and that's valid!) and don't really shy away from the subject but also never really have much reason to talk about it since there's rarely a need to. In the modern day pretty much everyone who met them had met them post-transition. Even Alex had met them just before Steve started growing in his beard. The only people who ever knew them as Adam and Eve were Efe and Sunny but they never really thought it was weird or anything. Like the weirdest part to them was Steve saying he got his epiphany from seeing some guy in the distance on a foggy day who looked vaguely like him but that's its own subject manner that they aren't going to pry on.
Also Steve did DIY top "surgery" previously with a sword but we aren't going to talk about how messy that was for everyone involved.
#minecraft#minecraft au mastertag#apologies for my trans ramblings. how i get to approach these subject matters in the AU is just fun#and i needed to get some thoughts out#unrelated fun fact that i think most people here dont know: Steve and Alex were actually the first two to be in a committed relationship#not Steve and Rana like most would (rightfully) expect#this is because despite the fact that the two have literally know eachother for their entire lives#they're both really bad at being honest with themselves.#for years it was 'i like this person but i dont know how to tell them'#to 'well maybe i only FEEL like i like them because i dont know anyone else that well'#to 'well maybe they dont feel the same and it'd be weird to bring it up now'#you've heard of slow burn now get ready for what those two had going on#Alex when integrated into the household and months had passed actually had enough confidence to ask#here's the funny part though. she had assumed that Steve and Rana WERE dating already (and was cool with it obviously)#they were not.#so u can imagine how funny it is for Steve to hear 'Your girlfriend is pretty' out of Alex's mouth bc of that#She's more shocked that they're NOT dating already they live in the same house they've known eachother for literally their entire existence#they are like so stupidly affectionate with eachother to boot#'And you've known her for how long??' 'I mean... about 10 years?' 'DUDE.'#its actually agonizing but on the bright side it is what got the polycule started eventually#I would not be surprised if Sunny and Efe placed bets on if/when it would eventually happen
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I'm gonna be honest, I have zero explanation or excuses for this one. Self-indulgent crossover just for the sake of it. If you get it you get it. Posts with a target audience of one person (me).
#trigun#touhou#touhou project#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#me art#context for non-touhous for the comic: the character Vash is replacing here is a member of a species with horns#but she hides them to pass as human using hair buns. but it'd look silly with his design so he doesn't have that option lol#also ok listen. the no explanation part was a lie.#just combining 2 out of 3 of my favorite fictional characters of all time (Kasen & Vash) because#the similarities between them are insane. they might as well be the same character. like. the list is endless#something something if I had a penny I'd have two pennies#this started as a silly joke but I literally have thoughts about this au now. can I talk about the flower symbolism I need to ta-#funny how my feelings on komakasen and vashwood are similar too btw. don't ship it but not Not ship it lmao
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Y'know what. I'm too impatient, I'm posting this thing now
#homestuck#lil hal#hal strider#fan art#my art#yomiel (sona)#self insert#??? technically? in the literal sense#i was waitin for the right Ask to be sent but fuck it /lh#fuckin christ so intense. and for what#idk how i wanna draw him so hes a silly lookin dirk now#watch me mix blorbos and concepts together that make no sense only because ''It'd Be Very Fucking Funny''#it has nothing to do with the Entity AU i just thought itd be amusing as fuck to mix random concepts just for the sake of it#i bet someone else has done ultimate lil hal already but here we are anyway. (sparkle on pose#so yeah if you didnt catch it in the earlier posts. that was lil hal posing as ult dirk. for Reasons (dumb reasons but hes funny like that
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Welcome back to the Yuko Lives AU. Today I'm showing the results of messing around with an incorrect quotes generator.
Starring: Majima's usual nonsense, Yuko being sillypilled, and Nishiki's Eternal Suffering as a result.
#yuko lives au#smol makes art#yuko nishikiyama#akira nishikiyama#goro majima#idk if Yuko x Ryuji would be canon I literally just thought about it this morning and thought 'i know the perfect quote for this'#like most ships i have i think it'd be funny. also i made the first two sketches a few weeks ago but wanted more than 2 to post#also Yuko darling I'm sorry I can't pick a consistent outfit for you they always have a similar vibe but I can never decide vbhnjkmjnh#also fun fact the snake did not end up being named William Snakespeare its name is Communism#poor Nishiki he only ever suffers when I doodle him like this bhjnkbhnj and yet i treat him better than canon ever does
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My Fallen London character: Help I can't stop committing crimes. Help I can't stop writing stories. Help I can't stop solving murders. Help I can't stop feeding dead rats to my weird plant. Help I can't stop finding missing people. Help I can't stop getting kicked out of places. Help I can't stop dreaming about storms. Help I can't stop eating things that Are Not Edible. Help I can't
Me, in the background: *evil laughter*
#fallen london#What am I even trying to say here#I'm normal I swear#I am so sorry to Fallen London me unfortunately I thought it'd be funny for you to eat one inedible thing#and now I have to commit to the bit#Also like. Grinding for stuff is really interesting from a character perspective#Because I got my own newspaper recently and I was also making my Zubmarine#So I had to keep grinding for whirring contraptions#which meant that my character WAS literally just going around finding missing women
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imagine one of those manwhas, shows, mangas, whatever where the female lead pretends to be a guy for her own protection and the male lead falls for her while she's a guy.
and the male lead is about as well as you'd expect. he's confused and thinking hard, staying up late. is he attracted to a man? to men?
maybe he's an important figure whose image would be messed up if he was gay. he's in love with this guy, possibly, but he doesn't want to know what it means for him and the main conflict is too important for him to be thinking any further.
so when it's all over, the female lead has also fallen in love and reveals herself and confesses.
and the male lead should feel relieved. he should. but he isn't. he's conflicted because he's spent this entire time falling for a man. having all of these bonding moments, confiding in, trusting, and falling in love with a man. the thought has kept him up for days, imagining how to keep his position while maintaining their relationship, or even running away if it came to it. he's thought about other men in his life, if he's ever felt anything for them. he's thought about women and his feelings for them, or possibly a lack thereof.
it might not even be a gender thing. he's fallen in love with them while they've been putting on a front. were any of those moments real? have they fallen in love with someone who doesn't exist? how does he know which person was the real them or which was the persona they made to protect themselves?
and the male lead asks for some space. the female lead is confused because she thinks he felt the same way. and he does, kind of. maybe. he doesn't know.
i imagine that after some time, the male lead stil treasures the female lead. after all, the moments they've had in their relationship don't change because of her gender. but he's still off-put by the fact that what they had might be built on lies. and they start over getting to know the real them.
maybe the male lead realizes he's gay and isn't actually in love with her. or that he's still in love with her but he's also attracted to men. idk, the end.
#has this happened before???#i feel this has and a bunch of people will reply “isn't this literally [blank media] and ill look like a dumbass#im not gay idk why i thought of this#but i just saw a post about this trope and thought it'd be cool and a little funny if the male lead was ACTUALLY like serious about this#manwha#tropes#cliche#manga#anime#novels#manhua#writing#webcomic#webtoon#comic#gay#bisexual
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still thinking about this post by @doing-90mph-in-central-london and i think i just determined the perfect retirement plan for david tennant. because i mean other than the doctor and the master... how much strenuous activity does playing a time lord really require? it's all monologues and standing ominously. by playing every time lord david tennant could literally just continue cameoing in doctor who until his hearts content without any threat of back pain and with all the fun dramatic monologues in the world. and we all know david tennant is fuckin awesome at dramatic monologues. really this would be enrichment time to him. i'm envisioning 80yo david tennant refusing to retire because why retire when he can cameo as coordinator narvin in the upcoming doctor who episode "the origin of the TARDIS keys of rassilon" or something in which he stands there and gives a few killer lines of dramatic exposition before walking off. anyways this would be his version of senior bingo night i think.
#in this plan he plays the master first and then drax because that is the most jarring combo i can think of#and the master still requires some activity. maybe toss the rani in there somewhere too i think david tennant would be a good rani#also key to this concept is that No Explanation is ever given to why david tennant is playing another time lord again#the closest explanation ever given is 'rassilon thought he sucked' and 'brax thought it'd be funny to steal his brothers face'#everybody else? no idea. they just regenerated like that i guess#honestly sometimes he might not even need to stand. brax could literally deliver his lines from an office chair hands folded#anyways i thought this concept was hilarious and i wanted to expand on it LMAO#doctor who#dw#david tennant
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