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The magic of Majoras Mask is trying to comfort characters who are grieving their future through little acts of kindness. Like, the simple but layered juxtaposition of the joy of marching the chicks around on the third day to a little ocarina tune while the game vibrates every few minutes to signify that the moon is closer and closer to falling....
#snowhead rly destroyed me so have been collecting masks ever since#spent so much time gambling on dogs til i finally got a winner <3#anyway can we all agree that mm is genuinely a game about acts of kindness lmao#like one of the masks u literally just listen to the song of storms guy vent...how often i forget that actively listening is an act of#kindness in its own way 😭#entering incomprehensible posting era again just warning u all
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to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money
#it actually would be way better if they didnt work and made no money bc businesses would abandon them#this isnt like stocks where everythings abstract and is essentially gambling (i dont understand stocks)#like ppl in the ad industry create things. that make a tangible and quantifiable impact on the business#which is then used in further ad planning. it is NOT all smoke and mirrors#like its fake in that the industry is not providing a necessary service the way like. grocery stores are#but its not the level of fake where everything is abstract like theres deliverables#moreover there is an extensive body of academic work specifically on how to make ads more effective#ALSO i think some of u views ads like. as if they have a win condition. which is you buy product#but in current advertising this is pretty rare and comparatively ineffective#which is why you see MANY ads which dont seem to be selling anything in particular. or which have nothing all to do with the product#the 'win' condition for THAT kind of ad is something more like 'viewers remember our name'#like. ex i would say ads for temu have not been effective on me bc i havent bought anything from them#but temu probably thinks they were SUPER effective on me because i talked abt them like 5 different times at work#and i do in fact know exactly what the company does and what they sell#and they were able to capitalize on the reputations of existing companies (wish shein etc) to build their own brand#good idea generator
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@belabellissima's tags on this post deserve a post of their own, i—
#muffled screaming YOU GET IT#i think the ghost watched jude pull the riskiest gambles and repeatedly come out on top—#bloodied but with what she wanted—and was like. oh shit. she's not just a spoiled gentry kid#so taryn shows up and it's like. hm. yikes. there might be two of them#i'm not sure i subscribe to the idea that he fell for her while she was married to locke#(i think his feelings toward locke had to be so ugly that taryn would've gotten wrapped up in that at least a bit)#but i do think he never underestimated her#and had he not been otherwise occupied. i think he immediately would've noticed her posing as jude#i know holly is trying to telegraph romantic interest at the end of qon with him watching her#but i read it more like “you're a potential bomb that could detonate at any moment; there's no way in hell i'm taking my eyes off you”#she knows his TRUE NAME#he owes her his life#but i think that level of suspicion and vigilance would very naturally become fascination and admiration#she's lovely and kind but crafty and underhanded all at the same time#she's just human enough to make him ache. but she's just fae enough to accept him#oops this got long#anyways bela LOVE your tags thank u for giving me thoughts to chew on#tfota#the folk of the air#taryn duarte#taryn x ghost#tcp#larkin gorm garrett#ghostposting#tarynposting
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i kind of knew in theory that all my hobbies involved my hands but i kind of just ignored it n was like oh well im sure id manage
top ten pics taken seconds before disaster
#tldr a lot of drawing + my dorm desk is Really Bad for my wrists and i didn’t realize has kind of fucked me up bad#i don’t do basically anything all week until it stops hurting and i draw a tiny bit and it goes back to hurting#i have literally nothing to do w myself bc brain doesn’t want to do anything but draw write or game and i Can’t Do Those Things#and even when my wrist stops hurting i have to basically exchange any time i’ve earned to do my classwork#leaving no time for myself and my own work unless i say fuck it and gamble more strain#i don’t want to say it’s depressing me bc it feels. pathetic? but as someone who Has to get ideas out lest they start rotting him#it’s… not great#on top of some irl frustrations it’s made for a kind of glum few weeks#oh well. back to laying on my side watching youtube i guess#sparks speaks#vent#? yeah i guess#“i’m not depressed” says the guy who wakes up feels his hand twinge and immediately almost starts crying#like. lame ass behavior but it’s not like it’s a choice#i just wish it didn’t make me so mean. i’ve started avoiding ppl cause i’ve been getting mad rlly easily#which is not helpinggggg
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who can solve my plot/character problem in the sylki con artists au so that i can continue writing it
#The Problem: AU Loki scams rich people so that I can make (gentle! wholesome!) fun of Fandom Suit Kink Classism#which i'd think would give him a fairly good criminal income?#however the plot requires him to be A Poor and desperate for money enough to take daft risks with these scams#so i need to drain that income continually in some way to leave him hoping that This Next Scam Will Solve All Our Problems Bro#(AU Thor is not convinced and has got himself a job instead)#anyway the obvious drain that suggests itself is a gambling problem but that feels way too serious for this fic#as well as likely impossible to fix in time for the Happy Ending#and so i am kind of stuck at this point#debt incurred by some previous less successful crime? an ironic “he spends it all on suits duh” self-inflicted-by-the-solution problem?#what do people with money do to lose that money?!! halp!!!#fic related#oh the shark has such teeth dear
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She was a fairy 🧚♀️ (who could only fly in hot air balloons)
#in case you were wondering what I've been doing for the past three days#gambling in the barbie universe#In all of my many MANY years of chasing after the unmatchable high of “Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus” 2005 game#THIS GODDAMN GACHA SOMEHOW GETS THE CLOSEST AND I'M NOT EVEN BEING FUNNY#There is no combat you one shot everything with one button. There aren't even damage numbers it's a literal ctrl + alt + delete magi button#You're that op#which is very barbie style#and you get a shit ton of clothes options???? Like I genuinely stop midquest to change my outfit because it's fun and whimsical and#Don't get me started on the details on the clothes holy shit#YOU SEE THE GLITTER LINES. It's unimaginably detailed and there are various kinds of fabrics that behave and look differently#and the fact they actually let you choose dark skintones this time around made me happy#You catch bugs#You give little floofy dogs baths#You brush horses#You ride a beautiful bicycle around#you solve puzzles#you take pictures#you explore and find chests in castles#you can't fly but you can float like a majestic jellyfish#oh and for gacha nerds. 5 stars are guaranteed within 20 pulls. Yes you heard me right#What's the catch? It's that the gacha banner has aroun 11 units that are 5 stars#so it kinda cycles around to being a guaranteed “full” 5 stars set every 100 pulls#but it's always guaranteed to be the limited 5 star. there are no standards in the limited banner#♧other fandoms#♧infinity nikki
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Every once in a while there will be a british comedian that I like but I'm not in the uk so I'm limited to compilations on youtube. And every time 90% of the people in the comments - of like full 30 minute videos of just compilations of that one person - are like "wow none of this guys jokes are funny and I think he's a smug asshole" and I don't know if my perspective is skewed because I only watch british comedians this way but now in my head the average british comedy fan is spending all their time watching long compilations of comedians they don't like and are mad at.
#dylan says things#I remember this happening when I was watching a lot of James Acaster stuff#and I'm watching series 9 of taskmaster rn and I really like Ed Gamble so I've been watching compilations of him#and it's the same thing#and again idk if this really is just a british thing#it's just that I've only really noticed it on videos of british comedians#this is a real nothing of a post but whatever#I just kept going to comments sections of these videos thinking it'd be a chill time and then it was very much not#in a way that felt kind of odd. but also I don't go to comments sections that often so who's to say
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Journal doodles from a while back! I love these goobers so much :>
featuring some doodles about some of my very favorite episodes (Super Best Friends, You're Getting Old, and Ass Burgers) as well as Tweek hanging out with Craig to cheer him up when he's home sick.
(click for better quality!)
#fanart#south park#kyle#stan#clyde#wendy#tweek#craig#sp creek#sp stendy#I love Stan he's up there as one of my favorite characters right behind Tweek and Craig#my friends and I refer to him as the “universe's chosen suffering child” because bad things just keep happening to him 😭#like people are mean to Butters on purpose but Stan seems to have the worst luck my man really lost the genetic lottery huh#inherited crippling alcoholism inherited crippling gambling addiction inherited crippling depression all at the ripe old age of ten LMAO#HE LOOKS SO MISERABLE ALL THE TIME I feel so bad for Stan but its also kind of funny because he is a sopping wet scrunkly cat of a child#somebody give him a hug for the love of god#I also feel like he is 1 year away from having a bisexual crisis#and lord knows that will make him depressed again VFHSGHDFFD
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Patrick Troughton guests as ruthless racketeer George, out to silence the man who can identify his brother as a murderer, in Dial 999: Key Witness (1.26, ABC, 1959)
#fave spotting#patrick troughton#dial 999#doctor who#classic doctor who#two#abc#key witness#1959#as with other Dial 999 posts‚ the episode number and year of transmission are more in the way of educated guesses#tho two separate sources identify this as ep 26 so that's good enough for me#yes it's been a while‚ i got very distracted and wandered away from Dial 999 but I'm mopping it up now#this was a very pleasant surprise‚ not least because Pat had already made two appearances in the series: a minor role as a heavy in 1.5 and#an uncredited appearance as a tramp in 1.16 (both can be found if you follow the fave spotting tag) so i wasn't really expecting him to#turn up again. but he does! and he finally gets a real meaty part! he's the villain of the week‚ a criminal of vague occupation (he has#something to do with gambling? race tracks maybe? idk it kind of gets glossed over) but when his kid brother kills a rival and is easily#apprehended‚ Pat decides it's time to silence the witness... cue a tense cat and mouse as Pat and goon tail their mark as the police tail#them. genuinely one of the most enjoyable episodes of this funny little series i think‚ and a lot of that is down to Pat giving it his#all as a dangerous gangster. he lounges around in a dressing gown‚ he slaps his bro around‚ he jeers at the cops and he#threatens his lawyer with a watery sack grave. he's gone full villain! and it's delightful!
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Tag drop: Aventurine.
#[ aventurine. ] mr. cavalier gambler: uptight. overcautious. inferiority complex. you've won so much but you're still so afraid of losing.#[ aventurine: ic. ] they see only the straight flush. they don't know the other hand below the table clutching your chips for dear life.#[ aventurine: inquiries. ] time to make a move my friend. say goodbye before you shuffle off. it's… best to die without regrets.#[ aventurine: countenance. ] now go. and pick the clothes that you like. then choose your desired identity and use them well.#[ aventurine: introspection. ] “sleep is the rehearsal of death”? why does life slumber? because we are not ready for the final rest.#[ aventurine: meta. ] the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. but you've never gone in any other direction.#[ aventurine: etc. ] the chance… no matter how small: the potential is what you hang onto. that is what justifies the gamble.#[ aventurine: ipc. ] … i'll give you that and much more than that. the ipc will give you whatever you want. even what you don't want.#[ aventurine: trio. ] three cornerstones who for a measly penacony... offered their everything. you're more united than the family.#[ aventurine: astral express. ] friends: the game has commenced and you cannot choose to decline… nor do you have grounds to.#[ aventurine: fate. ] if the dice of fate are always weighted then that is our destiny. why then... do we struggle against it?#[ aventurine: past. ] our paths will cross again beneath kakava's shimmering auroras. farewell: kakavasha.#[ aventurine: luck. ] he's only drunk on the moment that makes his very life quiver. hell is only one decision away from heaven.#[ aventurine: topaz. ] since i survived i realized: wherever you go that's where i'll follow; nobody's promised tomorrow. [ immobiliter. ]#[ aventurine: topaz. ] i never expected the beautiful and kind-hearted director topaz to resort to distorting concepts like that.#[ aventurine: jade. ] it's often used as a counterfeit for jade. but it looks like jade… can be substituted for aventurine too.#[ aventurine: veritas ratio. ] unfortunately for him; i make for a more competent conversationalist than the other dimwits around here.#[ aventurine: black swan. ] nothing remains hidden from you… does it? i will find my place in the web of your schemes; memokeeper.#[ aventurine: sunday. ] is this what the harmony represents? is it built upon constraint and coercion?#[ aventurine: acheron. ] only by casting aside reason does one truly gamble. “emanator” — I know you'll match my wager.#[ aventurine: v. youth. ] but the sun could not kill me and the quicksand sent me back to the embrace of the guild and the ipc.#[ aventurine: v. penacony. ] i seem that way because i am nervous. maybe you can help. what do you say; put our palms together a last time?#[ aventurine: v. future. ] the once falling die has at last landed on its earthly rest. quietly… peacefully: it at last landed.#tag drop#[ aventurine: robin. ] you see people. / i see you. [ avaere. ]
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I really feel like we need to normalise the "it's not about the iranian yoghurt" phrase outside of reddit circles bc i'll be so real i don't think it's playing videogames that's unattractive, it's how men who spend a majority of their free time playing videogames behave that's unattractive.
#i've heard women say they don't want to date gym-goers bc gym-goers tend to be obsessed with gains and protein and shit#and that's generally annoying and i've heard women say they don't want to date men who play video games#bc they tend to value their league of legends rank more than their girlfriends#does that mean all gym-goers and video game players are the same? no#but there's a Pattern.#nobody wants to be a second priority in a relationship and being ranked below a hobby would suck i'm certain#i mean how many times do you see guys crack jokes about how they hate having to remember to text their girlfriends back between mmo matches?#if a text during loading breaks is difficult to do then you can kind of see how women would start associating videogames with men who don't#put in effort.#nobody's saying you can't play videogames at all but even i would think twice ab someone who plays 8h every day like it's a full time job#but gambling being on the list is also funny. a hobby is a hobby addiction is the problem#as gambling so videogame. bc people who do game as a hobby are more normal than those who are addicted to games anyway
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Drawings from the show
#tried doing quick diamond mouths since it looked good the last time I did some band drawings but came out kind of stupid this time…#that’s ok. always fun to draw people playing music even if the quality’s a gamble#silviesokay
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Man in my dream last night I found out that there was another life insurance payout thing that we hadn't discovered before now and it was for $280k fucking dollars and I was So pumped about having that much money, thinking about buying a house and everything
Then I woke up and instantly knew it wasn't real. And Man. The Disappointment.
#speculation nation#i mean technically i could still buy a house as-is but only a small and shitty one probably#and i need to save that money for paying off student loans or whatever#not the time to buy a house anyways while i still dont know where im ending up after college#i may like my town. but i need to remain flexible. to go where the wind blows me...#just sighing thinking about owning multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars...#maybe someday.... though i'll probably need to just earn it through work in the normal way.#who knows tho lol i almost wanna start buying lottery tickets. only one every so often at the most tho#just bc knowing my luck i might just win something. tho id have to go thru some kind of misfortune alongside it too..... 🤔#i got that komaeda luck u see. extreme good luck alongside extreme bad luck#give me 5 years and i'll be prattling on about hope and despair. lmfao#mostly jokes here tho i Am actually thinking of trying lottery here and there. just a little bit. just to try.#i know the dangers of gambling addiction and i know it's a very very very small chance of winning.#but not zero ! no harm in trying just a lil bit. who knows maybe it just might work lol
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trick or treat officially open
i sleep from like 0600-1400 so i'll be down a lot of today, but the askbox is temporarily up!! submit a trick or treat ask and i'll give you an undetermined answer. it could be a personalized doodle based on your blog/interests or it could be a gif of a spinning cockroach or it could be me assigning you a character from one of my favorite medias. you will only know when i respond.
#halloween#trick or treat#askbox open#ask game#halloween time babyyyy#i am excited for this#your flair on your trick or treat ask may or may not influence what you get. i will probably play favorites to people who impress me#/silly#its a gamble#my very favorite kind
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i KNOW my stupid ass father is doing or making something suspicious. every fucking morning at dawn i wake up from noises coming from his study, i hear that fuckass metal ladder he has and hear him faintly (and probably accidentally) banging on my floor (his study is directly under my room) so i know he's doing something in the upper closets or whatever they're called. i always hear him moving stuff around. im not paranoid i KNOW he's doing something that he cant do during the day when my mom and i are also awake
#idk what he's doing yet but one day im gonna catch him in the act#i cant even imagine though. what he's doing.#like this sounds so stupid and like i imagine im in a movie or something but he does have a history of . well losing all the money of the#family lol. like. he's an alcoholic who also believes every insane shit he hears (as i said he got into gambling and got cheated out of mon#ey) so. idk. idk what kind of fucked up suspicious activities he's into#but he's doing SOMETHING#zsófi rambles#it's always at dawn so next time he wakes me up with this shit i gotta get up and go down and catch him#damn i do sound paranoid and kinda insane.... jeez#also its so funny (not) how i talk abt my father like he's a stranger. he became a stranger to me and I'll never trust him again
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Hi, I'm sorry if this has already been asked, but I'm fascinated with your character Minerva and was wondering why she didn't betray Jowan to Irving?
ah good question thank u for it!!
minerva is a pragmatist about the circle. she's very aware that a certain number of mages die or are made tranquil and she's in the mindset, at that point in her life, where she's been taught to accept this as a necessary evil. which actually ends up meaning she knows more than anyone that if this is true irving will go ahead with it. she has a very realistic idea of who irving is and what he does. but it's been easier to conceptualise all those losses as um a statistic than it is to face the immediate threat to the person closest to her. especially when her way of dealing with it all has been to say that mages who die or are made tranquil didn't try hard enough, didn't study hard enough, didn't fight hard enough on their harrowings. she rationalises it that way because it means if she just tries hard enough and is polite and gifted and perfect as she always is then nothing's going to happen to her. but she knows how hard jowan tries. so it isn't right. it isn't fair!
the other thing is that in my canon, my amell, halliserre amell, was made tranquil a few months before dao starts. minerva had a bit of a fiery relationship with them (i'd like to summarise it as fierce academic rivals with benefits, jhghsfdgsk) and their tranquillity was a huge and sudden recent shock. that definitely affects minerva's decision-making here. though she tries to rationalise by blaming halliserre themself in that case (halliserre chose to submit to tranquillity rather than undergo the harrowing), she knows deep down there's more to it than that. it's a complicated and painful topic to come up again so soon, it makes her just that bit angrier with the templars and irving, and it makes the danger feel very real
but all of that is kind of blurring the main issue which is that jowan is like minerva's brother and she loves him. the above factors are kind of what allows her to actually do something about that, but the motivation is simply that she cares about jowan, he's her closest friend and the only person more important to her than irving, and she very much thinks it's her job to protect him. she's more skilled than he is, more socially capable than he is; it is and always has been her role to protect him from the templars, even if it that only meant helping him with his studies or calling in favours with senior enchanters. being able to do all that is what has made her feel comfortable with how much she's betrayed herself to be the ideal circle student in the first place. it proves keeping your head down to get influence works, that it's not just selfish, that in the long run it means mages are better off. so if she can't even protect him, then what's the point of it all? it's probably worth noting, too, that minerva's fatal flaw is arrogance: if she's always been able to look after jowan before, what's one more time?
i actually have this really fun um super rough dialogue snippet somewhere in my word doc from when she was little, um, talking to karl thekla actually. and she's being disapproving of anders while hes like benafflecksmoking.jpeg because that's the whole dynamic lmao. she's like, why would you spend time with someone like that, he's an escape artist, the templars hate him, he's not going to make it! (this last said in a kid's deadly serious tone where she expects it to be heard as a totally damning accusation.) and karl is like [in the voice of a very tired young academic] minerva what would you say if i told you, i don't know, your friend jowan wasnt going to make it. and she totally freaks out. shes like thats a lie, dont ever say that, hes trying with the spells, hes going to get it! she's only a kid she's nearly in tears over this immediately even though karl's the furthest thing from a threat and he barely meant anything by it. it's always been the one thing that makes her lose her head. she cares so much about keeping up this perfect image except this one thing, right, she's got this perceived weaker nobody mage trailing after her. she's supposed to be able to keep this one person safe and that will make it all worthwhile. and what she has to learn is that even for all her sacrifices and good behaviour, the circle simply does not care. there's nothing it won't take
#minerva surana#on a creator's note rather than an in-world note i knew from the start i couldn't create a character who would betray jowan#because i was trying to create a character who would eventually betray alistair#betrayal to betrayal is not an arc so i had no interest in it; not betrayal to betrayal very much is an arc and one im hugely interested in#i also think the kind of cognitive dissonance here where minerva believes in the circle#but at the same time refuses to accept what it plans to do to jowan is super interesting#and narratively#sets up the path minerva is on and where the circle is heading#as well as gives her a bit of a redeeming quality i think. minerva's not a wildly likeable person at the beginning of this story#and she continues to be... controversial let's say (and i say it with a great deal of affection). it's her most redeeming trait#as well as one of her most interesting#that even if she can be emotionally or socially treacherous.#even if she can throw away someone's ideals in front of their face. even if she gambles with people's happiness#if the people she loves are in what she considers true danger she will have their back#the amount of risk involved is inconsequential
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