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stargirl230 · 5 months ago

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you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

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thesewordsareallihavetogive · 8 months ago

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normally I'm not very critical of movies but oh my gosh. the one I just watched was so bad (I sat here for a while trying to figure out the best way to word this but the benadryl has already kicked in. no thoughts head empty). like genuinely how the fuck did this get funding. How did it make it into THEATERS?

#the movie is Forever My Girl (2018) btw #I like some of the actors in the movie which is part of why I decided to watch it in the first place #but the story???? girl WHAT #I'm no child life specialist but that child should probably not be left unsupervised with a man who is probably a danger to himself without #other adults to supervise him and take care of his every need #“How do I buy an espresso machine online” “How do I use my credit cards” fucking WHAT?!#I know it's fictional. I know it's fake.#I know the film (and probably the book it's based on too) are meant to be corny and appeal almost painfully to all the tropes it contains #but wow. Holy??#I was about to say I'm speechless but obviously not because I've been rambling this entire post #my cat is about to break another one of my blinds. My train of thought has stopped (probably for the best tbh) bc he's trying to climb #through the closed blinds again. He's already broken 2 of the individual shades/pieces #guess who isn't getting their security deposit back!!!#This gal oh yeah.#but in all seriousness I love my cat #He's a good boy and he rarely gives me any kind of problems #shut up Lauren #I've been passing the time while I've been sick by playing a ridiculous amount of sudoku #and also by watching movies #so far I've watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)#The Interpreter (2005)#The Accountant (2016)#and Forever My Girl (2018)#anyway. me & my cat say good night <333

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dangeroustaintedflawed · 8 months ago

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demigods-posts · 6 months ago

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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.

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hugs-and-stabbies · 8 months ago

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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

#dead plate #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #vincent charbonneau #rodince #rodincent #my art #i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was #aksjdhf #also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits #anyways #rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh #also little story time lol #when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with #we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us #kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation #one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO #thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah

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emilyaxford · 1 year ago

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#i thiiiiiink it was probably mary poppins for me but i have stronger memories of singin' in the rain and west side story #also i don't personally consider the wizard of oz a musical but i know that's a controversial opinion so i've included it anyways #polls #also also because this is tumblr i just want to caveat that these are based on my childhood movies and not a best-of list #my mom was predominately a dick van dyke/julie andrews/audrey hepburn/gene kelly kind of girl so that's what i got

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artificialchaoscola · 3 months ago

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stare

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eggsploded · 1 year ago

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heiress eternal

#so many thoughts about her #the handmaid #the handmaid homestuck #homestuck ancestors #damara megido #homestuck #egg art #according to hussies book aradia was in contact with the handmaid to receive game instructions #which is interesting considering megidos can speak to the dead and the handmaid is one of the few ancestors alive #so either handmaid channeled a dead aradia or future aradia channeled a dead handmaid #handmaid could of also just manipulated the timeline to make sure aradia was the catalyst for the game being played #or something less more or equally complicated #and without this we just have to assume its maid powers allowing aradia to have flawless instruction of what to do or shes just a #level 3000 gigabrain girl genius at 13 years old #and instead of putting that interaction in the story we got. the dancestor flashes #so im a little miffed about it really

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saintlucretia · 5 months ago

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the feeling when your fictional crush is so wild you can't even defend them:

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sailermoon · 5 months ago

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The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook / Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) ep. 38 "End of the World"

Inspiration

#the handmaiden #the handmaiden 2016 #kim min hee #kim tae ri #park chan wook #revolutionary girl utena #anthy himemiya #utena tenjou #two of my favorite stories <3 #hey did u ever notice it looks like anthy and utena are in a prison cell in this scene. wonder what that could mean #coloring that handmaiden scene was a challenge so i hope it looks alright 🥺#gifs

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lagrith · 4 months ago

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i wish i was a witch just to live there

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contact-guy · 8 months ago

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Please join me in imagining THE ADVENTURE OF THE COPPER BEECHES from the perspective of a girlfailure with great hair, as she attempts to shoot her shot with a famous detective and make some money. Neither of these work out for her particularly well, but she comes out of it with a great story to tell at parties.

this is part 1, there will be a part 2!

(This is part of the Watson's sketchbook series)

#not to be a lesbian but #when a girl has short hair and freckles #what am i meant to do but care more about her than anyone else in the story #watsons sketchbook #acd holmes #my art

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 26 days ago

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OP: My boyfriend said he's eating alone and it's not convenient for him to take my call, and he took one picture, can you help me see if he's cheating on me

Cnetizens: Contemporary Sherlock Holmes