#but the movies arent the problem
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bttf au where they send Jennifer (criminally underused) to retrieve the sports almanac to avoid the tremendous problem of Marty accidentally meeting himself, which instead causes some tremendous other problems
#the other tremendous problem is marty running after her going 'HEY WHAT THE FUCK' and almost missing his flight back to 1985#back to the future#marty mcfly#jennifer parker#look bttf is a perfect movie i genuinely think#but bttf2 and 3 for sure arent because they HAD jennifer right there and then DIDNT USE HER#and while i prefer the original actress the lady they recast in the 2nd movie was so good with her physical comedy#anyway there is most of an au developing in my head. marty has an extremely bad time (he's dead for a good chunk lmao)#also jennifer in cute 1950s clothes :) tho she can't do her hair 50s style she has some degree of 80s teenage pride#didn't think i'd hyperfixate on bttf and i've tried to stave it off for like two months but. dude im in#drawings#jennifer parker versus the present
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Sonic 3 spoilers!!! Talking about the mid credits scene/what people have been saying about it under the cut
feeling like the only one who doesnt want reverse sonamy for the movies </3
or more accurately, fine sonic can have an obvious crush on her but i dont want ‘reverse sonamy’ to mean ‘amy doesnt have a crush on sonic.’ she can be lowkey about it or whatever (like sonic is sometimes in the games/other media) but to me part of Who She Is is that shes this super cool, super strong, intelligent fighter but shes also still a young girl who has crushes and believes in fate and is guided by her compassion, not by her strength or her mission or her love of adventure.
shes such a good character because while she is physically strong and possibly slightly magic, those are equally as important as her love and compassion and care for the world and people around her. preserving amys girlhood is important to me like loving sonic isnt her single defining character trait bc she ‘has to have a crush on a guy’ but it is a main character trait because thats just who she is. a loving person who sees the good in the world and wants to protect it and loves sonic because she sees him as the embodiment of that
#SPOILERS in the tags as well#sonic movies#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic movie 3#sonamy isnt even like my favorite ship or anything but#greatest fear is that they girlboss movie amy too close to the sun#like sonic boom is too girlboss (which is fine in the context of boom bc its not mainlike and i love boom)#i think frontiers and idw (…what i’ve read at least) do a good job balancing it. and like even look at amy in sa1#or sa2. they arent perfect but they show that one of amys ‘powers’ is simply her compaddion and love#and really what this boils down to is that. amy being ‘girly’ isnt bad. yknow its all the rage to make one note woman characters who are#badass and sarcastic and guarded and nothing else bc See! This Woman Isnt Girly Therefore Shes A Progressive Characterization#but like the problem with overly girly chars in the first place was acting like girls are unintelligent/dumbed down by crushes/only purpose#in life is to swoon over men/be rescued#they went from one note damsel in distress to one note damsel causing distress#but amys crush isnt something that needs to be ‘fixed’ about her characterization#bc an actual nuanced portrayal means her being cool and awesome and also still being girly and embracing that#do you seen what im saying do you see the vision i just love her a lot#donnie speaks#sonic movie spoilers#sonic movie#sonic 3 spoilers#sonamy#sonic spoilers
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You know what. Who wants a damn ramble.
These two pieces of media are very unrelated but I promise they make me feel similar things in opposite ways
Maybe bc i watched both in the same week but anyway
I've seen both Mufasa 2024 and HB several times having their writing and plots compared to "fanfiction" and obviously it's an insult and people never go any deeper than that but I'm tired of accepting that fanfic-y plots aren't hella cool sometimes and that it's all the same bc it's really not and also man it's really not that deep in the end oh my God
Bc you know what. We write/read fanfiction bc we want silly guilty pleasures that we rarely see in "professional" writing and we want to see those cool tropes happening. But then when those tropes do happen people complain that it isn't professional enough??? So what the fuck do you want then
Like Loona having a demon feral wolf form is PEAK deviantart 2012 furry fanfic headcannon but also. That's so fucking cool man. I love her. People ask oh why does she have a demon form but man why should she NOT. Yeah you'd see it in fanfics but isnt that bc we want it. It's in character and in universe and it's cool and I love it bc it's so random but it doesn't destroy the universe and it's COOL it really doesn't go deeper than that man
Meanwhile Mufasa writing is fanfic-y in the way that it has a lot of tropes that you see in TLK fanfiction (white lions, made up lion biology, etc) but it's also BAD bc it's sooo badly connected and the pacing is terrible but also they don't even DO anything cool with it. It doesn't do anything new or exciting with the wacky ideas they decide to use. It doesn't do anything cool with white lions. It doesn't do anything cool with Mufasa being adopted. All comes and goes and leaves no impact.
It'd be the same if they'd randomly introduced Loona's wolf form while she was on the phone or smth. Literally nobody would find that cool the way we are now bc it's hella cool THE WAY they did it
Like fanfics can be bad or good and that's fine bc the only reason they exist is to be self-serving and I give them all the right to be as dumb and as badly written as they deserve and for some people it's just stress relief and some people are literally 11yos having fun. Do whatever you want
But when you have some kind of production then yeah, we expect some level of quality. I just don't think that being "fanfiction level / fanfic-y" is inherently bad you know. It's about how you use it
Both Loona being a feral demon and the whole Mufasa movie have a lot of fanfic tropes but one of them used it in cool ways and the other used it in dumb ways but the tropes themselves aren't the problem you know
I just don't think that fanfic tropes are inherently bad and I'm tired of acting as if they are. Fuck I love THE LION GUARD over Mufasa because The lion guard actually does cool stuff with whatever they did and embraced it being as insane as it is while Mufasa just threw random stuff and didn't do anything with the tropes they used. I would be SO INTO Mufasa having white lions and ghosts and magic and fights and lion monarchies if they bothered to do anything cool with it.
I don't know man. It's not that deep. Sometimes stuff can be silly but also cool. Media can be silly and fanfic-y as long as they write it in a cool way. Which Helluva Boss did and Mufasa didn't and that's the point
Have a great night
#12 yo me is crying bc i so wanted an expanded TLK universe but this is just not it man#it's just bad. like it's a bad movie. it's bad writing#helluva boss is at least cool. its silly and its fun. thats it#mufasa is dumb#not the character#the movie#mufasa 2024#ofc you can think helluva boss is badly written or bad and thats also fine!!#im just tired of saying X is bad bc it feels like fanfiction as if some fanfiction tropes and ideas arent hella cool???#obviously its different from professional writing and im not saying theyre the same but i feek like theres a point im making here#but if it sounds like i wrote this on withdrawl is because i did#helluva boss#furry#fursona#loona#feral#i have so many insane tlk headcanons and fanfics in my head idt the tropes are the problem just pls do smth cool with it#rant#fanfiction#i guess#disney hire me for the next tlk remake#let me show you my Prince of the egypt-esque background for taka and mufasa
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fandom thinks their sooo progressive because theyre very accepting of queer characters/headcanons. but bffr the racism within fandom is actually more prevelent than we'd like to admit.
#fandom#evidenced by how fandoms react to their white characters being cast as poc#girlie you havent given a shit about rapunzel in five years#WHY ARE YOU MAD THAT A FAN CASTING CASTED AN INDIAN WOMAN#and obviously theres leahbeth#like babe you havent picked up a book since fifth grade be so serious rn#and so on#this is. another flavour of racism 100%#original movies/shows are becoming a thing of the past (a problem of its own)#IMAGINE the disparity between how much a white actor gets hired vs a poc actor already#and if live action remakes didnt have poc the disparity would be far far larger#the situation wouldnt me “ariel isnt white” it would be “poc actors arent getting hired”#i beggg of you fandom please look in a mirror and see something you dont like of yourself for one#racism#queer
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IM SORRY?????? ASLAN PUT A BUNCH OF BABIES IN CHARGE OF A KINDGOM?????
GET BACK HERE FURRY JESUS AND TELL ME HOW YOU JUSTIFY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD TO BE QUEEN
Edmund lives the rest of his life defining himself on a mistake he made when he was a BABY
THEYRE NOT EVEN PRETEENS YET???!!!
#this is about the books but the movie arent much better#chronicles of narnia#edmund pevensie#lucy pevensie#peter pevensie#susan pevensie#ive decided there was no problem with susan#she just went 'tgat was a bit fucked up actually'#and the lion wouldnt let her back#the lion the witch and the wardrobe#wtffffff
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I don't like that I sometimes need to say it, but:
Don't make plans around someone, as if they are an important part of the plan, if you never planned to invite them or include them.
It's cruel and mean.
#sometimes people talk about “us” doing shit only “us” meant other people and them and absolutely not me#and sometimes people involve me in helping their dnd group make characters that work well together as a team and then dip when i ask to join#sometimes people plan which day “we all” will meet for a game or dnd or a movie right in front of me... but we all excludes me...#its really genuinely fucked up to twist the knife in that way#and im very sure they arent intentionally trying to be nasty and mean... they are just socially challenged or something.#it doesn't excuse the behaviour though#also regard dnd... its not like any of them can say im not invited cause im a problem player or dont rp well or something...#since i havent been invited to join dnd in more than 20 years and none of them knew me back then...
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Does anyone happen to have any kakashi/iruka art requests?
#i need to draw them but my naruto vibes r off. bc i try to watch the last movie and it makes ne mad#i try to watch like the last 30eps and it makes me mad. i try to watch boruto and it makes me mad#but i think abt iruka and hes my number 2 bby girl#hes still my default scribble face along with kushina lol#why has naruto forsaken me??? i scream while wearing my tropical naruto swim shorts#the problem is that i like things so much im annoying abt it. so i repress my excitement and forget how much i like things when they arent#activly in front of me. then suddenly im talking to someone and im like: i am gonna start screaming if i don't tell u my naruto takes right#this second. ugh. such is life#unrelated
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my mom loves watching paranormal caught on camera and ancient aliens and will willingly go to mediums to talk to ghosts but you try and put on a single scary movie where everything is 100% fake and she pussies out
#molly mumbles#mom pls#its so God damn annoying shes always wanting to do a movie night#but it ends up with me scrolling for God damn HOURS bc she cant compromise#on anything. she only wants to watch comedies. there ARENT ANY GOOD#COMEDIES EILEEN. PICK A NEW GENRE.#we went through THREE different services and she can't find a single#movie to watch. everything I suggest- regardless of genre- she rejects#I know this is such a non problem I'm aware but I just get so pissed off bc she#refuses to pick a fucking movie and then complains that 'we can never agree'#when shes the Only One not trying. like Jesus why act like you wanna spend time#together if we're just gonna do this the entire time for fucks sake#my hand is fucking cramped up bc God forbid she do it herself#ugh
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Conservatives: Barbie is for WOMEN. Boys should NOT play with barbie dolls it makes them GAY and WEAK.
Conservative Men: WHY WASNT THIS BARBIE MOVIE MADE FOR ME???? This barbie movie shouldn't be about WOMEN why does this movie have a bunch of women?
#this movie is made for women but as long as you arent a sexist piece of shit i feel like it isnt a problem#as a non woman i enjoyed this movie very much#conservatives are stupid baby boys#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie
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You know what's wrong with movies lately?
It's not sequels, prequels, remakes, ip spin off movies or book/game adaptatios. It's not too much CGI or wonky practical effects. It's not comic book movies or gorey horror films.
It's the lack of more original content.
Hollywood is hesitant to take chances on anything new or unknown. Execs want known quantities to make money.
That's not to mention the slow decline of movie theaters and the over abundance and lack of trust with streaming services.
What's wrong with movies lately is greedy corporations/people who refuse to take a gamble on new things with their money.
#movies#hollywood#its greed thats the problem#these people lack courage#are unable to take risks on the untryed and untested#fear of the unknown#the known is good and the known properties work#they arent whats wrong#greed leads to the lack of innovation#Hollywood creativity is trapped in a box#the box is fine but there's more outside of it#the box is limited and finite
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I don't think my GRANDPA wants to watch SENSE8 with me, Netflix! So yes, when I visit him, I WANT HIM TO HAVE HIS OWN PROFILE AND ALGORITHM. And it's none of your business!
#netflix#mind your business#separate profile#for my GRANDPA#i dont want to watch his war documentaries#and he doesnt want to watch my queer shows#or reality tv shows#or horror movies#i CERTAINLY dont want to watch SENSE8 with him when we visit#ok#okay#okay???#we watch 72 dangerous animals together tho#we find common ground#hes cool with me being queer#but theres a lot of nudity and sex in sense8#i dont really think this a queer problem#its like an intergenerational problem#sex and graphic violence arent really his thing#i dont want the algorithm from my account to recommend what i watch#does this make sense?#probably not#but netflix#leave me alone#i just want him to have his own profile when i visit him!#im not adding a household to my account#sense8#72 dangerous animals#72 dangerous animals australia was THE BEST ONE#but i cant find it anywhere anymore 😢
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The Sing movies are good. I'm tired of pretending they're cringe.
#like obviously they arent some super serious artistic films#but they never set out to be#they are exactly what they planned to be#they do it very well#animation? great#designs? great#song choice and usage? ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC#juggling multiple main characters? not a problem!#they do a better job in Sing to introduce and develop a full team of main characters than most team-based superhero movies#there. I said it
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Reading this in a minute of downtime at work and this one bit cracked me up:
Like YES if pretending that you have the same respect for LGBQT people as you do for your grandmothers is what gets people to stop using slurs then pls by all means. Hahahaha.
#Im not entirely sure this would have worked on the kids i went to high school with#Like they would definitely never swear in front of their grandmas#But they also never considered gay people human like their grandmas#Isnt that the problem though? Slurs only work when the person who uses it still considers the minority group the Other#Pride night is supposed to change that and make it inclusive#Listening to that doc on russel today while working#But also remembering that movie about that First Nations fictional hockey player#Isnt a new problem and the difficulty is hat it took so much sacrifice to change not by changing it from the outside#But minority players with skill so INSANELY good that it cant be ignored#Had to get their foot in the door first#So really if we want to fix hockey we need to start at the youth level#And THAT i think is why pride nights are important to show the youth that their heroes arent homophobic assholes
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nooooooo im not doing it noooooo you cant make meeee i dont want toooo are u fucking joking this is not funny anymore brainnnn make it stopppppp .
#.......my hair feels like its too short which is a very bad sign#It Isnt Short . I Need A Haircut . Are YOu Serious .#hate this ! i dont have time to rewatch all that either AND i hate **** ***** too much to watch most of it anyway#if u think i am watching his 3 stupid self titled movies you are Wrong hes a Bitch and i Dont Like Him#i hate the ******** why did i first person them earlier . IM NOT GOING THERE YOU CANT MAKE ME#THEY DONT EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER THEYRE LIKE FRIGID COWORKERS THEY ARENT EVEN FRIENDS#kicking and screaming . kicking and screaming . not fucking going here . once in a side series was enough IM NOT GOING IN THE MAIN MOVIES#fuck this shit so much . repression box .#id even take being ********* over this !!!! absolutely not get out#txt#I KNOW THE *** MOVIES ARE STUPID AND BAD BUT THEY ARE ALSO GETTING ME . I DONT WANT TO GO HERE EITHER#YOU MAY THINK YOURE SAFE BECAUSE OF THEM BEING STUPID AND BAD YOU ARENT ! YOU REALLY ARENT !!!#m*rvel problems
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Rocket means so much to me.
#the way i was sobbing during the movie#im a rocket defender#if you arent um we have a problem cos howwww#this movie reiterates why found family is the superior trope#mcu#marvel#james gunn#guardians of the galaxy
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one of my main life goals is to not become one of those adults that dismisses every problem that kids/teenagers have as silly or ridiculous. even if i can see that the problems won't matter in the long run, i have to keep the ability to see that it's real for them in the current moment
#green speaks#like its the bare fucking minimum but. its weirdly not very common for people to see kids and teens are Real Human Beings#like even if the problem *is* small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. its real to *them* in the Right Now#also this might be a Zoomer Take but like. teenagers especially are expected to act like adults#without the rights or respect or basic control over their lives that adults have#like jfc no wonder teenagers are rebellious and miserable. theyre expected to have a job and do school and do chores#all on a schedule determined by Someone Else that like. they cant change. and usually its more than just the schedule#a lot of my friends (mostly 16-18) arent allowed to dye their hair. or go see a movie without permission. or even dress in a way they like#but theyre expected to have a job? and do schoolwork (which is a whole other can of worms)?? and chores and responsibilities??#all while never being resentful or upset even though like. hey actually maybe if your kid can have A Job they can also#have control over other aspects of their own life#like jesus. if you expect your kid to be responsible enough to do Activities and Tasks for like 12+ hours straight per day#then maybe also they can get the haircut they want. or go hang out at the park once in a while
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