#but that??? absolutely fucking not lmao
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“drew this little sketch uwu” and it’s a fully rendered piece
#like shut up!!!!#that’s not a sketch!!!!!#it may not have taken you long#it make have been super easy!!!!#but that!!! is not!!! a sketch!!!!#even the rendered pieces I call sketches could at least feasibly be considered as such#but that??? absolutely fucking not lmao#it was gorgeous btw#very nice#but like also fuck you#that’s not a sketch
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~
Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍
#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#considering the speed and the amount of fanart#….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao#also#I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha#mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj#IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ#The scene in medbay was so damn cute#oh my goddddd#the scene of the tac net crash#muah#loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions#the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided#Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff#but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other#Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him#Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends#i don't know how to explain#kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here#also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it#but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”
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okay. imagine this. you're twenty. you're the highest that you've Ever been. most of the blood in your body has been drained. by a vampire. those are real. you can't move your own body. you're in an extraordinary amount of pain. and!! and. you're face to face with The scariest man in the world. he's super hot. he looks at you and says, "I'm told you've lived a fascinating life!" what do you say in response? nothing?? immediately plead for your life?? cry a little?? well, let me tell you something. that exact scenario happened to my good friend Daniel Molloy, and what HE said was, "...I never said that."
#he did cry#and plead for his life a bit#to be fair#but he absolutely did not say nothing lmao#he actually Did Not Shut The Fuck Up#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#daniel molloy#armand#cloey talks iwtv#mine
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Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else
#once again the clown is an absolute fucking loser lmao#I also wanna underline that this mf does not suffer from anything except acute assholeism lol#I’m once again asking ppl to realize not every bad person is a psychopath and not every psychopath is a bad person#not every flaw is a symptom and not every symptom is a flow#this is for joker boys specifically yall are kind. hm.#dc#dc comics#anti joker#text#batman
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New Era LiuShang is, imo, characterised by an unfortunate affliction of a man neither of them can stop thinking about
#terminal draws#mortal kombat 1#shang tsung#liu kang#liushang#they're both so fucked up about him lmao#he would be absolutely delighted if he knew
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Dragon Age 2, with it's production time of only 14-16 months, is infinitely superior to DATV which had a production time of 10 years.
#I'm aware the studio has had problems#But they made an absolute banger in DA2 compared to DATV#It had its problems#But it never took away from Dragon Age lore and story - it only added to it#They managed to even account for different choices from DAO!#RIP Kirkwall it's all rubble now lmao#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#datv critical#dragon age#dragon age 2#bioware what the fuck#bioware critical
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just read an article that called phil dan's "former flat-mate" and i'm laughing so hard. its the less extreme version of the "this is my ex-boyfriend-" "we're husbands" joke. buddy they built a house together.
#THEY CALL IT THE PHOUSE.#anyway#i watched we're all doomed and cried so i was lookin at stuff about it and i found an article reviewing it lmao#dan and phil#absolutely no one who follows me watches them but i dont care bc its fucking hilarious#dan howell#phil lester#dnp
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From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.
#entered a fugue state at 3am and when i woke up after sleeping 12hrs later i found this on my computer#probably didnt help i was listening to every devil-related soundtrack kensuke ushio has made lmao#vash the stampede#trigun#trimax#listen listen listen. i love me a good ol goofy pathetic loser#but lord. do i also love it so so much when that same loser turns Absolutely Fucking Terrifying#you really fucked around and now you're gonna find out#manga#illustration#artists on tumblr#drawing#my art#comic#fanart#fuck me up el diablo
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Mon Loup
Please send help, Wenclair has taken over my brain.
Per usual, do not reupload without credit/permission. Thanks folks!
(My ko-fi, should you wish!)
#never drawn a werewolf before#ok that's kind of a lie#I've never drawn a werewolf that I did not think was absolute garbage before#but this idea came to me and I simply could not do anything until I drew it#so today we learned how to draw a fuckin werewolf#kind of sort of it's like 60% of the body here but shush#also experimented with a couple new brushes which I am digging greatly#I feel like I'm cheating on RWBY not drawing bumbleby LMAO#but like same dynamic so#close enough for the regulars eh?#but yeah feel free to follow for more wenclair cause hoo boy the brainrot is beginning and it is hitting hard#(you can claw the bees from my cold dead hands tho dw they aren't going anywhere)#wenclair#wednesday netflix#wednesday#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wednesday x enid#pov you fucked with the WRONG little goth#She'll kill you and so will her big golden retriever wolf gf#temp tats art
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Seeing a video of a hostage's grandmother shout the Shema into a loudspeaker on the Gaza border with the hope that her grandson might hear it...
What goyim don't understand is that Hamas didn't launch a war against Israel, or just Israel. It launched a war against Jews. It doesn't matter if we're shouting our prayers as loud as we can so our tortured loved ones can hear it or whispering them in a shul that got a bomb threat last week. The only difference is that Hamas militants are holding that grandson, and in the diaspora, they don't have to do the dirty work. Plenty of people are happy to intimidate and endanger Jews on their behalf.
And Hamas knew that and depended on it. I just hope one day people look back and see how a fascist, genocidal terrorist organization took advantage of them.
#jumblr#i/p#i/p for ts#it is a worldwide campaign of psychological harm#and good people who care about human rights but have swallowed a LOT of propaganda#are happily participating in it#jewish things#also going to point out before someone else misreads it#this is absolutely fucking not an endorsement of the war or literally anything the Israeli government has done#the antisemitism I'm going to get for this is going to be FUN#but I am posting it ANYWAY#lmao
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imagine if he was always weird as fuck part 2
#tbh this isn’t him even being weird as fuck he’s just 9#in case it wasn’t clear obito would 100% play dogs/wolves if he didn’t think kakashi was evil#ALSO when playing dogs kakashi does it normally on hands and knees… but gai is one of those absolute menace children and crawled around#on hands and feet for speed#my art#fanart#digital art#naruto#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#rin nohara#kakashi fanart#kakashi#kid kakashi#kid obito#lol don’t have to tag kid rin LMAO#hatake kakashi#uchiha obito#maito gai#naruto fanart
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tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.
he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.
except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.
and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.
or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)
they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.
and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.
optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.
and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#tfone#optimus prime#orion pax#baby prime orion au#this is mostly an excuse for me to draw the primes and baby OP later on. just to be clear.#i WILL be drawing this at some point lmao#tbh i'm a little uncertain how i want things to progress#because on one hand it would be very tasty and tense if sentinel recognized optimus during the race#but that means a lot of changes very early on in the plot and i would have to do a lot of Thinking on how to justify getting the gang#to still pick up bee and elita. cause i love them <3#i do think it'd be very funny if the high guard's plan worked like a charm except for the very tiny fact that they didn't count#on orion being an absolute hellion. like. this kid is Not Going Unnoticed and it's completely his own fault lmao#in this version maybe a member of the high guard stayed behind to keep an eye on orion and is able to get them out before they're killed#but instead of taking them to where the primes fell they take them directly to the high guard#which is very awkward because it's a very moving and emotional moment for the high guard who are finally reunited with their little prime#all grown up and healthy and blessedly *alive*. except orion doesn't fucking remember any of them and is very confused as to why#the legendary warriors of cybertron are getting all weepy over him. they finally explain the truth to him which is a Fucking Bomb#to drop on anyone but especially a group of kids who almost got killed by the person they all thought the world of just hours ago#they also return orion's t-cog to him which would create some tension between him and the rest of the gang because this time#he's the only one getting his cog back. add to it that they were just told he's the equivalent of a demi-god and... well.#there's a gap between him and them that wasn't there before#on the other version of events that follows canon more closely everything goes the same up until the gang finds the primes in the cave#and wake up alpha trion who now not only has to deal with the fact the rest of his siblings are dead but that he missed fifty cycles#of his baby brother's life. that the only sibling he has left does not remember him or his true identity at all.#he has to choose between telling him the truth which has the risk of unbalancing him in a critical moment where he cannot afford to#be distracted because they're being hunted down. or let him remain unaware. let him forget their family and the love they had for him#but letting him remain free of the knowledge of what he lost and the heartbreak it would bring.
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ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏᴍᴇɴs + ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛs
#good omens#anthony j crowley#crowley#good omens gif#gomens#good omens 2#bildad the shuhite#good omens season 2#good omens s2#good omens meme#good omens memes#good omens incorrect quotes#*#my gifs#tried something new hoping these don't look absolutely fucking crazy but. if they do. dont look closely#lmao <3#go-txt
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HELLO??????
#i hate booktok or bookstagram or whayevt u call it#but it is SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking funny sometimes#most of it is deeply unhinged hard kink bullshit but there are some absolute comedic gems in there LMAO#booktok cringe
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lovesquare keeping secrets from each other conflict PART TWO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#part three? part four? how many times have ladynoir had this conflict before. and now adrienette is continuing it#ml spoilers#ml s5 spoilers#ml s5 finale spoilers#recreation spoilers#re-creation spoilers#ml recreation#ml re-creation#is it fucked up that marinette is doing this? oh yes. absolutely. absolutely completely fucked up#but let the record show that i love fucked up scenarios that lead to conflict#also i do completely understand why she's doing it because dear god i do Not Know what i would do in her shoes either lmao
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