#but that just doesnt work for charlie lmao

[jazbell]

the thing about stupid fnaf lore (ie robot kids, nightmare gas, mind control, etc) that makes me insanely mad is that. under literally any other circumstance. i love those tropes. but they are NOT what i go to fnaf for. im here for ghosts what the fuck is an illusion disk get out of my house.

[razberrypuck]

looking at qcharlie. if the codes and the federation truly aren't on the same side, charlie's somehow got the attention of three separate, opposing forces by doing nothing but trying to heal. the islanders (and the eggs) want him to live closer to spawn; for safety, yes, but because they want to see him more. they're worried about him. whatever the federation as a whole may want with charlie is up in the air, but with elquackity's interest in him, and nearly all of his birthday presents being bombs and escape tools, I think we can take a guess. and the codes, one masquerading as his dead daughter -- they want to learn from him. he managed to convince people that HE was an egg, didn't he? he's one of the only people on the island that hasn't hurt the codes, isn't he?

it seems like everyone's going to start pulling him in different directions very soon. two of these three groups are willing to do anything to get him on their side. but only one has gone far enough to ensure he'd stay there.

[luneemeritus]

Angel Dust love/appreciation post

With all the horrendous negativity sorrounding Angel Dust these days, I decided to make a post dedicated to love and appreciate him. It's 2024 and we still need to defend victims. It's like we moved backwards, specially considering that most individuals that hate Angel for... some reason? Call themselfs progressists. Lmao. What a sick joke. But let's foccus on what's good: Angel.

• Angel was willing to have sex with Alastor only to help Charlie. He doesnt like Alastor, he thinks Al is creepy and untrustworthy, and if he filmed himself having sex with Al, he would piss off Valentino (doing work "without his permission" to help someone Val heavily dislikes, after all, Charlie is helping him). So Angel was putting himself in danger and willing to fuck the stinky deer bastard just to help Charlie. HE LOVES HER SO MUCH, I CANT.

• Angel is so protective. He is so brave, he tried everything he could to keep Charlie away from Val, even yelling at her because her safety is more important for him. He grabbed Niffty like a baby to protect her from the loansharkers that were chasing Mimzy, he took the knife out of Niffty's hand, he stood up against Val to defend Niffty, and, unlike Charlie, she wasnt very close to him. But he just cares so much about his friends. It's so beautiful.

• The whole scene when Angel tells Val to fuck off. Just this. It's so fucking satisfying to see Angel being so strong and brave. Of course he will need help eventually, no one can be strong forever, but still. I'm so proud of him.

• Angel rejects Cherri's offer (drug) without shaming her or considering her less of a friend. He still loves her, supports her and is always there for her no matter what ❤️

• He didnt only stayed in the Hotel even after knowing Adam would target them first, he was also so invested in fighting back and protecting the Hotel. What a good boy 🥹

• When Vaggie throw him along with Pentious, he didnt ran away nor left Pentious to die alone (considering how both him and Vaggie were not trusting him), he fought back, protected Pentious and supported him after they were safe. And keep in mind that Pentious was both working for the Vees AND slutshamed Angel. But Angel didnt hold grudge (honestly he's better than me, my petty ass would be 100% pettier)

• The simple fact that Angel opened up to Husk was an act of strenght. This was so hard for him. The facade "helped" him to stay "untouched" and "safe" from humiliation, but it only made him self destruct. Letting go of that facade and ADMITING that he needs help is so, so hard. But he did it. Angel I love you

• The way he was so heartbroken by Pentious's death 🥺💔 "you did good, buddy" HEEELLPPP

• His protectiveness is beyond his friends, he saved the little egg boy in the cuntiest way possible, he's so fucking kind and brave, HE SLAYED.... (literally)

• As some people love to point Angel's past in the mafia (I mean, their ASSUMPTIONS on what Angel's mafia past was lol) to prove that "he is such a terrible person", I'd love to point out how he's terrified and disgusted by cruelty (Alastor's, Val's, Adam's) and only uses to violence when he needs to defend himself. From the men that wanted to drug and assault him in EP4, defending their territorry from Pentious in the pilot, defending the Hotel from literally every danger, from the mob that wanted to kill him in that very old pre-pilot comic. In conclusion, he is not a cruel person.

• And still speaking of that topic: he can handle himself. And that's fantastic. Every single time he used a gun, he ate 💅

• CHARLIE GRABBED HIS HAND IN THE FINALE 😭😭😭 it's so beautiful I love theeeemmm

• And of course, he stopped acting inapropriately towards Husk because he understood what he was doing is wrong. His haters are unable to see how much Angel improves himself, but it's not easy to let go of a problematic behaviour when called out. Angel I love you so much

• The way he was chasing Fat Nuggets when the Hotel was destroyed 🥺🥺🥺 such a wonderful pet dad ❤️

• There are different interpretations for Angel's reaction when Husk tells him "I guess you have changed", but I just love how he doesnt take pride or talks about himself, because that was not his priority. He wanted to foccus on living, helping and supporting his friends, spending his time wisely with people he cared about. I love you Angel

• Angel is unapologetically feminine, sensual, free and queer. This is awesome. He would be the best freak at Pride Parades. Be like Angel, be unapologetically yourself, live freely.

Now just look at cute pictures of this patootie

He's so pretty. I love him. Thanks for reading. Live laugh love Angel Dust

[archivedblog16]

The way Viv treats her shows reminds me a lot of when I was like 13 and made my first fanfic that got so popular the fame went to my head and the following happened that I also see with Viv:

Keeps introducing more OCs, doesn’t kill the darlings, tortures and puts the least favorites or ones based off people that author hates into unfortunate situations

Ships. Ships everywhere. Even if theyre incompatible, theyre now a thing

Plotholes everywhere

Randomly inserts shit that author thinks is cool or is heavily into at the time even if it makes no sense

Author treats themself as god and anyone who has a problem with the work is just a hater

Author keeps posting trivia in side blogs or qnas and doesnt actually answer stuff in the actual media

All these are pretty accurate and have already happened with Vivziepop multiple times. I remember when I watched a YouTube short interview that featured Vivziepop stating “I’m not afraid to kill a character off 😈” It’s pretty laughable because it’s either a side character nobody will remember or someone who is important to the main cast that isn’t completely dead.

Yeah, a ship has taken over the fandom and by extension the show like Helluva Boss. Yup, Lots of plot holes in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Number 4 is interesting because it has happened many times except Vivziepop just steals from fans and employees especially if she likes your idea (even if it dumb and doesn’t fit the story). The trivia is painfully accurate, it’s not just Vivziepop who does it. Ayy lmao and other content similar to him does that. Even Prime Video did that in livestream that had trivia when Hazbin Hotel was debuting.

“Did you know that Vivziepop’s favorite characters are the red, edgy, super hot, Bambi middle school OC, Alastor and the neglectful father figure who really needs be called out more, super depressed onceler: Lucifer who literally looks more like Charlie’s little twin brother. The playbill had trivia too.

[barblaz-arts]

Hello!

I would like to start with the fact that your art style is amazing, same goes for the design of the characters. (They look yummy tbh)

I have been wondering if you ever got some kind of art block, if yes what did you do?

If you see this, I hope you have a great day.

Thank you!

Most of the time, when I wanna draw but cant quite know WHAT i wanna draw, I redraw stuff. Like, screenshots. Or old drawings. Or even memes. Those are especially fun for drawing expressions I might not usually draw. Or I take scenes from fics I like or fics I've written and draw them. It helps that I get to move my pen with only half the brain power needed to picture what I want drawn.

But sometimes when I really cant overcome it, I usually just wait it out. Do my other hobbies like read or write or churn up another meta analysis. You cant force yourself to overcome that block sometimes and that's ok.

Oh but sometimes tho! Something that works unintentionally is when I'm like really really upset. I dont like to show it much, bcuz I understand that I'm getting old and I have a significant amount of followers that I dont wanna be a bad example to... But I can have quite a temper on me and can get really petty. But instead of exploding, I try to draw with those feelings.

Like, a while ago, I got really upset about stuff with an AI art fraud. And im just like, you know what this person can claim they're an "artist" all they want, but they still havent even shown a paper drawing as concrete proof. all just excuses and shit. The next moment I drew this, just to reassure myself that I'm an artist and I know what being a real artist is. That unlike AI frauds, I can show I dont need a computer to draw. All I need is a pencil and paper and I'm good.

(Then I proceeded to draw more than I usually do on paper because of that lmao)

And then when Youtooz came with an announcement that they're gonna release four figurines, half of which was 2 versions of Alastor and NO sign of Vaggie, I drew four Vaggies. Yes. I drew all this angry. Until yunno. I got so happy over how nice this ended up looking instead.

And then the last art I posted with the Harem Hotel AU? That's been in my drafts since november but I only got to finish it recently because I got upset over all the people in my notifs leaving hate comments about Vaggie lmao. Just told myself that they can claim to be objective critics who arent misogynistic, but at the end of the day all they could do is leave mean comments on twitter. Meanwhile, I can create! It's borderline horny gay shit, but hey! At least I'm doin' something productive! I can show female characters like her are are worth so much love to the point of making art!

Just. Idk. Maybe next time you feel negative feelings and shit, use art as the outlet for that negativity. Make something out of it. It doesnt have to be pretty, but hopefully it could make you feel good.

Or you know. Like I said, just wait it out.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Yoo I really like the way that you write your hazbin hotel works! In fact I have a request for you!

Charlie x Male reader who's badly injured after the final battle, charlie finds him half dead after adam gets killed, much angst ensues (bad ending perhaps?)

Go crazy with it

Charlie x male!injured!reader

Ooo yeah angst time!! Sorry for such a short note at the beginning I'm rewriting a bunch of the opens for posts to work on later LMAO

Notes: reader is male, can be seen as a romantic or platonic relationship, takes place during the final battle at the end of season 1

CWs: blood and injuries, death

regardless of if the two of you are a couple or not, she's going to be seeing red the second she sees your form on the ground

shes torn, she wants to rush to your side and make sure youre still alive, but on the other hand there is an active battle going on and she cant risk getting taken down

it all gets thrown out the window as she notices just how much blood is dripping from your wounds, and shes rushing to your side before an exterminator notices you on the ground

but the angels are faster

youre left on the ground after getting impaled with an angelic steel weapon, everything is already beginning to blur by the time charlie fights off the angel and is trying to keep your eyes open

you dont need to turn your head to know that more than likely, the angel that was towering over you had been disposed of

no amount of comfort is going to close your wounds, even though shes telling you that youre going to be okay, and that you just need to stay awake, you both know its hopeless

shes seething, even through her pushes comfort and adrenaline

shes too scared to move you but she manages to pull you away to the side, mostly hidden under rubble

but the battle isnt over, and everyone else needs her

she doesnt want to leave you, but she needs to... she does her best to cover your wounds, if possible she tries to get one of the hotel members to keep watch over you and keep pressure on your wounds

she knows youre going to die, but she knows if she doesnt go back out other people might die

its terrible and you can tell its throwing her off for the rest of the fight as well as the events following- even if youre no longer there

[creatrixanimi]

as a submas fan who recently got into hazbin I would absolutely love to hear your au thoughts!!!!

Ok ill have to try to write out everything i've got so far!

So the original premise was that ingo and emmet got mixed up and ingo got sent to hell instead of emmet as an oopsie (emmet didnt do anything overly bad in life but heaven/hell stuff is so arbitrary they probably just made a weird decision somewhere down the line lol) but i thinkkk i have switched it to Ingo gets sent to hell because Volo successfully sacrificed him in a ritual and emmet, while dying in the same place, wasnt actually part of it so normal rules still applied to him. Ingo's soul is all messed up and corrupted because of the ritual which caused his amnesia. Emmet finds out about Ingo being sent to hell after he cant find ingo anywhere in heaven and rightfully gets upset at heaven's lack of action because he see's ingo's situation as a huge injustice. So Emmet's whole thing is basically just causing problems until he finds his way to hell and reunites with ingo.

Ingo's situation is where the fun is lol. So he wakes up after spawning in hell and is just a total odd-ball. Half because he doesnt remember ANYTHING from before he died. Maybe not even his name? Which is weird. And also because he's a total sweetheart. No one can figure out why he's even there because it's not like he's a hellborn so he must have done something to end up in hell. After a brief period of wandering around aimlessly, Lady Sneasler, who is an overlord in this au, kinda adopts him and takes him places because she thinks hes so charming and adorable. Melli is just a guy that hangs around lady sneasler even though he acts like he doesnt like her? She's the poison overlord (kinda like an aqua tofana situation for sneasler) and melli is a poison guy. So they kinda just fall into the same group. So they both become friends of Ingo. After a while of character introductions and some brief fun stuff like Sneasler getting Ingo to do all kinds of fun stuff he probably wouldnt do on his own (like the clubbing thing lmao) Ingo has his first blackout, probably triggered by some sort of memory thing, and its kinda terrifying. When he has those blackouts he shifts into his full demon form and his power goes haywire causing a lot of destruction. Its a huge shock because normally regular sinner demons dont really have much in terms of inherent power and also because Ingo cant actually use his powers while conscious so there was no sign of him being capable of that level of chaos. Anyway, after he has his little blackout his body sustains damage from exerting that kind of power and is kinda down for the count for a while afterwards. His story from there on is figuring out what is going on with him and trying to stop those blackouts before it either destroys him or a good chunk of the city, whichever comes first lmao. Sneasler is kinda just there to reign in ingo and melli she just loves a good show lol Melli is kinda where i wanna connect it more to the existing hazbin characters/storyline. Because this is lowkey more of a crossover. He accidentally becomes charlie's new pet project which no one is a fan of 😂 melli did not volunteer for this at all but his character arc is learning to make friends and care about other people after pushing people away for so long because he's a huge ball of self-hatred. He's kinda perfect for the "i can fix him" thing the hotel is all about. SO he's stuck learning to become a better person and being the narrative connection back to the core of the actual show lmao. Not sure if they ever even stay at the hotel. Maybe ingo and melli could flip flop between sneasler's place and the hotel. They dont actually have places of their own so its one or the other. In terms of intra character interactions i think its like this (this is prolly set post-s1 so no sir pentious): Charlie: thinks ingo is nice, wants to fix melli and is working with ingo to do this. Her relationship w sneasler is similar to rosie in my head. Alastor: finds Ingo somewhat threatening because Ingo can read him like a book. would otherwise find him pleasant but because he has a hard time keeping up his mysterious scary image around him he avoids him if possible. Ingo really likes him because "he reminds him of someone but he cant put a finger on it", will teleport away if melli is in the vicinity, finds sneasler charming. would gossip with her 10/10. When emmet shows up they try to kill each other which is entirely unsurprising. Everyone else in the hotel is more or less "theres something not right about that ingo guy but he's nice enough i guess", "FUCK melli get him OUT OF HERE", and "lady sneasler is chill" and when emmet shows up theyre just like "oh this explains why he likes alastor so much. Now theres TWO OF THEM." I would like to develop the other character's opinions on the situation more but this is getting. so so long. misc other character stuff: 

Lady sneasler still has sneasels, usually 3 of them. they just have tiny wings and horns but otherwise look like regular sneasels. No clue what their deal is they just exist. 

Rosie and Sneasler get along great. they are kinda similar but fill different power-niches in hell. 

Rosie finds ingo SO charming. She loves his odd vintage flair despite literally dying like. in the 2020s lol. He's very popular in cannibal town because he's a train freak and edwardians love trains. He takes the cute edwardian cannibal kiddies on train rides.

im not really sure what goes on with emmet in this au i just know he's having a shit time of it and eventually finds ingo. I havent decided if he actually falls or just leaves heaven because it sucks and no one cares enough to stop him. Also only slightly related but i actually have a voice-canon for him which is will wood which works great for this au lmao. Also emmet plays killer jazz piano and alastor is so mad about it because its actually good.

emmet and alastor dont really have all that much in common besides the smile thing but its just enough for them to beef over it. really its a similar feud as alastor and lucifer, alastor sees emmet as a threat both because of his power and the smile thing and emmet doesnt like that ingo is following alastor around like a lost puppy. emmet is def way less mysterious, he's just pissed that his brother is suffering even if ingo doesnt seem to notice his own problems.

volo doesnt really come back up in this au because he's still alive. just imagine that akari is kicking his ass in the living world or something lmao. 

i cant decide if pokemon exist in this universe. It would be funny tho to have chandelure exist in a world where souls are like whole ass people who can die for a second time. worlds nicest guy's pet lamp eats people until theyre perma-dead for breakfast.

Elesa (and probably also drayden and iris depening on your headcanons) are very sad :( i like emmet/elesa so it makes it extra hard on elesa tho. there is no solution for this.

not sure what the arceus situation is here. hazbin as far as i know doesnt have a canon god design so for all we know god could be a dumbass llama i guess. its doesnt really matter besides stylizing volo's ritual

[curioushabitforarivergod]

writer interviewer tag !!

tagged by @known-concepts !! tagging (if u want to do it) @aitafrog, @d00medbythenarrative, @sc0rpiflow3r, and open tag invite for all those who wish to join in!!

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how many works do you have on ao3?

29 (so close to 30 🥹)

what's your total AO3 word count?

72,489

your top 5 stories by kudos?

Last Night - a jedediah/octavius (night at the museum) fic where they have their first kiss as the sun comes up for the last time

Still Falls the Rain - a preslash tomarry where harry travels back to the blitz (unknown reasons) and holds traumatised!tom close

kid (call me when you're sober) - a tomarry where harry is a retired punk rockstar and toms obsessed with him. age gap, smut (incest kink), unhealthy relationship 😐

soft hearts, electric souls - a hinata shouyou/semi eita/ushijima wakatoshi (haikyuu!!) fic based on House of Memories by @flosstupidblog where ushijima thinks hes homophobic but really hes got a crush on semi and hinata. they have sex in the dorms

when the world falls quietly away (and it's just us in the TARDIS) - thasmin, end of flux au where yasmin and the doctor have that conversation and then kiss

do you respond to comments?

yeah! im a bit behind atm but i love replying to comments and i always reply!!

whats the fic youve written with the angstiest ending?

oh dear, better to ask about what (few) fluffy fics ive written... lmao, heres a list. some mcd, some implied character death, some unrequited love, lots of hopeless situations

As You Wave Me Goodbye - The Captain/Lieutenant Havers (BBC Ghosts)

Last Night - Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)

never-never 'verse - gen (Haikyuu!!)

Half-Hearted Circles - River Cartwright/James "Spider" Webb (Slow Horses)

The Lighthouse Keeper - Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka (Haikyuu!!)

Mock Orange - Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

yāran! sōran, the days we live - Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka (Haikyuu!!)

The Angel - Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort (Harry Potter)

tell me how to be more than a shell of me - gen (Harry Potter)

do you write crossovers?

not as of yet. def inspired by things from multiple fandoms so its more inspiration crossover than outright cross over. i might end up with something in the future. never say never and all

have you ever received hate on a fic?

no?? some strange comments but nothing outright. like 1 passive aggressive comment but i didnt even realise at the time lmao

do you write smut?

unfortunately, i do on occasion

have you ever had a fic stolen?

nope! (not that i know of)

have you ever had a fic translated?

nope!

have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, not yet. ive had a few "what if?" convos (and im def open to the idea) but nothing solids emerged for now

what's a wip that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

long-time unpublished wip called "the killing moon". although i do want to get round to it someday. its sort of what started my more frequent posting on tumblr

what are your writing strengths?

ive been told im good at smut writing. personally, i think thats just description. so descriptive writing and prose

what are your writing weaknesses?

filler scenes and anything that doesnt relate to the plot, character interaction, dialogue

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

i'll do it if i include a direct translation within the sentences surrounding it or if theres a translation due to context. i actually did it in nangiri'o ora

what's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

maybe some captain/pat (bbc ghosts) at some point, but at the same time i want to write more of my current ships. especially stuff for slow horses. also want to continue writing a harry/charlie fic i put down last year (im at about 4k atm??)

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thank you so much for the tag lettie!! this was very fun :D

[vroomian]

lmao i think itd be so funny if angel dusk starts tleling everyone who yrz was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM and yrz just not even noticing the arrival of a new person. hes got that tunnel vision going for him.

angel dust: YEAH and the LUST OVERLORD is fucking OBSESSED with him, he is the RIGHT HAND MAN of the LIBRARY DEMON (the demon with the safest most secure territory in ALL of HELL) and I once HAD THE MOST MIND BLOWING SEX with him ever

everyone turning to look at what yrz has to say:

yrz reading a book with utmost concentration, turning over the page:

charlie: reed?

yrz, still reading:

alastor, clearing his throat, swings an arm over yrz’ shoulders: WELL, IT IS TIME FOR YOUR GREAT REVEAL

yrz, blinking at alastor’s arms on his shoulders, swivelling his head and seeing angel first thing: oh, long time no see, angel. how ya been? *in a working class accent he adopted while working as an escort for many years*

everybody, except for angel (grinning, waving his hand) and alastor (blinking aggressively): WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 180?

cue an interrogation that yrz doesnt enjoy. he is like “mind yo own business 🙄 but i GUESS i could put in a word (to himself)” the entire time

Anon have you been reading my mind because this is exactly how I picture that moment going down I swear to god.

Yrz is reading. His ass is not paying attention. He doesn’t get why everyone’s so shocked??? It’s just a job????

(Not pictured on screen: angel making the others swear on their mothers graves not to let Val know that Yrz shows up at the hotel regularly because angel refuses to deal with that tantrum.)

[attila45]

I feel like we dont talk about this song enough, story telling wise, it did a great job fleshing out Charlie and Alastor’s relationship and their characters in my opinion. Charlie is like “We need to come up with a plan to rehabilitate these sinners-” while Alastor is like “LETS SLICE THEM AND BOIL THEM UP👹👹”, like they are complete opposites but they work so well together, I really loved their interactions in the song omfg.😭❤️

Im also a former Charlastor shipper, I stopped shipping them after learning Alastor is aro/ace (The only aro/ace character in the show is problematic as hell and yet people praise Viv for represantation. She could have just left her him unlabeled but anyway thats not the topic.) and their age gap kinda felt weird after some point. (And I love Chaggie too😍) Also the fact amazon show constantly tries to fit them in the “Father & daughter” relationship, which I think it wasnt really well executed.

If they portrayed their dynamic like this in the original show, I think it would be way better. Alastor is really polite unlike the amazon show, he is trying to help Charlie, uhh atleast in his own way, and he also has his own goals. Charlie is still bright but doesnt hesitate to say “Go to hell.” to Alastor lmao. It just has more emotion and story telling than the most amazon shows songs. Besides pilot VA’s holds a special place in my heart :3 So yeah thats it, have a nice day dearly beloveds <3

[crxwnedalex]

Discduo Tangled /TTS AU

Yes, another random discduo au, I just love these two, alright?

anygays, Basically Tommy is Rapunzel, Dream is Eugene, Phil is Mother Gothel (called Father Philza or Father) basic Tangled stroyline, Tommy wants to see the lanterns that light afar every night on his birthday. (I would use fireworks since it fits tommy better idk, but thats from Yong's country which doesnt come up till wayyyyyy past the TTS, much less tangled Timeline. I guess they give corona fireworks for the occasion but i feel like they'd use their own things for such a thing idk rambling here)

Added a cut here so y'all don't gotta scroll through allat yap. XD

Dream is a theif who just stole the royal crown from Corona (idk what to rename it or who would run it, maybe Eret, sam, ponk, ranboo, tubbo and callahan r royals or in the circle? Techno isn't supposed to be there but everyone likes him so ye)

Dream gets knocked out by an enchanted disc instead of pan, and bested by a 16 y/o raccoon child, Instead of Pascal we have Clementine.(cause raccoon companions are reserved for Varian eternally)

They go out adventuring, when they go to the snuggly duckling, Quackity (owner) and las nevadas crew is there, slime basically is hookhand. Fundy is the clean up, foolish the bartender.

they journey, chaos and hijinks ensue. The boat scene where the Stabbington brothers betray Eugene(aka Dream) plays out, Philza gives Tommy the crown, blah blah, Dream gets arrested and is about to be hanged oop.

Tommy however, is very stubborn, and instead of going home w Phil, chooses to go after dream (and kick his ass). Tommy ends up revealing himself infront of everyone (including the royals) what he looks like while saving dream, he saves dream, tries to run away but one of them realizes its tommy and thinks dream kidnapped him only for phil to be betrayed by the stabbingtons and handed in but Phil holds Tommy hostage, kills dream, but gets tommy's hair cut, tossed into a river as he turns to dust, dream revived by magic jazz hands and happy ending until TTS timeline rolls in

How Tommy's powers would work- basically like rapunzels, but his hair is not 70ft long thank god, his hair and eyes glow red and it's more like a hand magic that's stored in his hair and makes it float.

TTS Timeline-(spoilers for the show if you havent seen)

basically everything is regularly the same except that Cass aka Tubbo doesnt become moonstone drugged cause fuck that shit.

basically everyone gets replaced by a dsmp member except for Varian cause he's perfect(maybe, maybe not)

so character list

Eugene Fitzherbert/Flyn Ryder- Casper(cause clay as a name is weird /no offense lmao) /Dream Wastaken

Rapunzel -Tommy

Mother Gothel- Father Philza

Stabbington brothers- same (or maybe Punz)

Hookhand- Slime/Charlie

Unicorn Man- ssame

other men at the snuggly duckling- other las Nevadas members.

Fredrick(bitch) and Aurianna(King and Queen)- idk who yet but the royals r Sam, Eret, Ranboo, Purpled(?), Techno(?), Tubbo, Puffy and maybe also Nikki

Cassandra-Tubbo or Purpled

Varian -either the same or Ranboo

Lance- Sapnap (imagining sapnap as the childish adult kleptomaniac friend is hilarious)

King edmund- XD

Hector, Adira and Qurin - idk yet

I think that's all, I'm adding a few VAT7K characters that I think would appear even though they are from Varian's show so ye

Hugo gives me Purpled vibes but idk

Yong is Tubbo but innocent

Nuru is like Nikki the most,

Donella is maybe BBH? idk? There isnt really any 100% evil badass women in dsmp sooooo

[intertexts]

EPISODE 21 TRIVIA:

- bizly, introing the episode: "welcome to just rolled with it where we answer our generations greatest question: will dakota cole break the law?"

- grizzly: "no, you know what? i think the final villain of prime defenders is william fucking wisp! i think youre playing out a villain backstory and youre going to snap and go batshit crazy" < hehehehehehehehe

- charlie: "i dont think its a secret that william is FOR SURE the most likely to become a villain out of the three of us. i dont see it as a permanent final thing but i definitely think it could happen at some point. i think he would have like a red x teen titans arc" WAHOO

- charlie CURRENTLY has no plans to do this he and bizly have never even discussed it. however he thinks its a possibility. "im playing this kid who is VERY smart and has a lot of ideas, but keeps getting shut down by basically everyone and i think hes starting to get a little desperate"

- they start talking about how when charlie plays william he gets "the Chip Brain" which is a reference to how in riptide bizly makes the most WILD NONSENSE decisions and then afterwards goes "i dont know why i did that i was just so in character and i felt like thats what he would do in the moment. out of character i agree that was fucking stupid why did i do that" << so. charlie gets this playing william too LMAO

- HEY UH. FUCKED UP SENTENCE INCOMING !!! "william has literally seen what happens after you die. thats knowledge that almost NOBODY else in this world has. and i think it makes him values life... less. hes seen that theres more after, hes seen that people kind of stick around, i think life to him is a lot more fragile and messy and less black-and-white, killing or not killing. it doesnt hold the same weight. becoming sort of apathetic and desensitized to the concept of death" << THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE FOR ME

- grizzly says hes glad william and vyncent didnt try to break the doctor out of prison like they thought they would because he genuinely wouldnt know how to play that as dakota

- charlie: "william has gotten so protective of dakota that if in his mind there was ANY chance that his friend would die all because of this guy being in jail over false charges, if that was the direction the conversation was going, william actually right then and there wouldve gotten him out. he couldnt have accepted that a situation like that would lead to losing his friend"

- grizzly: "iiiiii would like to sayyyy. bizly. will i still kick absolute ass if i dont have strength and speed, or will I just be some kind of loser" << bizly says maybe but he wpuld have to play dakota as more of a Regular Guy and just have him train at martial arts really hard

- DISCUSSING A TRAINING ARC AGAIN !!!!! which they think would be fun but they dont want to do another timeskip. (<<me who has future knowledge and knows how they figure this out: :3c)

- one of the biggest reasons keeping grizzly from agreeing to break the doctor out now is because hes really afraid he'll be super bitter against the family and augment himself to have some sort of powers and become a supervillain. and he thinks something like that happening would absolutely CRUSH dakota to a point where he wouldnt know how he would come back from that

- bizly had a real time epiphany, everyone was quiet for a minute and he just went "oh my god. i know exactly how this is gonna work. pick anything you want, i got this. i have a way to make everything work"

- grizzly has NO idea which option hes gonna choose, but he thinks hes leaning toward dakota getting a normal heart and just training really hard at martial arts. charlie and condi are saying that theyre really interested to see dakota before he goes and trains because theyve never seen him *weak* before

- grizzly: "if you ever call dakota stupid in character again ill cry"

charlie: "i mean i only did that because he was putting himself in danger! i think william heard him say shit like 'its cool. its okay ive got two years' and i think he just got genuinely really upset at that. william would rather keep his friend alive than spare his feelings"

- "if william ever did become a supervillain he would *never* hurt dakota" (<< WAUGH)

- charlie was gonna ask the doctor about williams whole decaying thing but decided not to because it didnt feel right in the moment. bizly goes "i mean you already know who you need to talk to about that" to which charlie goes NOOOOOOOOOO bc he is implying. mal

- charlie: "william doesnt wanna talk to mal he pisses him off"

grizzly: "why, because its like looking in a mirror?"

condi and bizly at the same time: "ooooooohhhhhhh"

- grizzly: "god this decision is so fucking hard i feel like i need an adult- OH MY GOD can we go see tide. can i not make my decision and instead we just go see tide"

- condi: "vyncent doesnt really know how to feel about this choice. he wants dakota to be powerful because he knows those powers are really important to him but he also doesnt want his friend to fucking die!"

- GRIZZLY IS TALKING ABOUT THE DEMON HE ATE AGAIN AND BIZLY GOT SO FRUSTRATED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY REVEALED WILLIAM STUFF:::: "i dont think the demon works how you think it works, its not PHYSICALLY in your stomach it doesnt have a physical form you CANNOT digest it !!!! in this whole campaign, no spirit has been able to wander out and influence the physical world, thats why william is so special as a planeswalker! he is a spirit that has a physical form, he can affect the real world and also be in the spirit world without a guide!"

- theyre discussing the morality of the blake family and grizzly genuinely doesnt know if dakota could process something like this where its sooooo deeply in the grey area, dakota is very black and white he doesnt think he can even understand that right now

SUCH GOOOOD FUCKING TRIVIA THIS EP DUDE!!!!!!! thank u for the foooood. fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me.

WIWI VILLAIN ARC. PLEASE. PLEASE. YEAH. honestly at this point i know it's going to happen, i just don't know when n how. not even from ur ominous giggling it just feels SO clear to me that he is a guy who can be so desperate and do anything for the people he loves and i... give him One situation where he doesn't have his very fragile support system of two other extremely fucked up teens and their absent dad who he just doesn't wanna disappoint!!! give him one fucking situation where he's separated from them and scared and there's some threat and you fucking KNOW he's going to be Up To Some Shit. i'd bet real money on both the villain or at least morally grey conflict arc AND that general setup being the catalyst.

god. literally all of this stuff is SOOO good i'm fucking LOCKED ON to the other wiwi planeswalker shit-- that's basically what i was thinking? when the planeswalker thing had come up before? but. tasty... before i started 22 my assumption here was then that the decay situation was like. a subconscious... choiiiice? i guess? like. you know. he perceived himself as dead and his body began to reflect that & then he looked more dead so he got more dead etc etc vicious cycle. but. now i'm not sure??????? ALSO. that thing ab his thoughts on death are so fucking tasty. so so good holy shit. makes sense!! makes sense!! there's less gravity to death when it's just a place you can go, there's less gravity to killing when it's not permanent-ending, just shifting someone from one place to another. like, y'know, when u were a kid, and there was someplace u never went very often & so u thought it was Special and Important & then u grew up and figured out it wasn't actually Special and Important and an Occasion to go there, your mom just hated the parking situation or it was a bit too far for a car ride w/ little kids. that's what death is like to william wisp!! head in hands. not even gonna touch on mal rn!!!

anyway. ghostkicksisms................

[pwnyta]

What are your favorite Lost ships?

Unsolicited LOST questions!? FOR ME?!

Ive already rated Sayid ships but-

Jack, Desmond, Hurley, Ben, Kate, Rousseau, Nadia... Im a notorious multishipper. I do think Kate, Rousseau, and Nadias (Kate not being even a little moved by Sayid in the temple, Rousseaus last scene with Sayid being her working with Locke against him, Nadia... I mean.. COME ON.) relationships with Sayid were kinda randomly dropped but based on everything I still think theyre pretty great.

(I might get flack for not having Shannon in my top Sayid ships but thats the writers fault. They had a less than 30 day relationship where Sayid did exactly what Boone said Shannon wanted him to do for her... which was take care of her. I dont think their relationship coulda worked given how they are in the time we have with them. I dont buy that their relationship would last off the island...

If youre gonna be a canon ship ya need to step up your game. Shannon/Sayid aint no Jin/Sun... they are just not on the same level. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT.... they are cute together tho... it woulda been interesting to see the writers try to make them work in a long term relationship. But they were pussies about. Thats not my fault.)

With Jack I like his relationship with Sayid and Sun most of all. But Ive talked about that fairly recently...

Kate Id keep with Claire. Theyre Aarons two moms... Cassidy would be fun too. Kate taking Sawyers baby mama would just be funny and deserved and so fucking awkward for him. I also liked her with Sun and Sayid.

Im not ALWAYS a fan of canon ships... but Sun/Jin and Desmond/Penny are pretty much top tier for me. I dont need to get into it. If youve watched LOST you get it.

But also if Sun and Jin took Michael as a third Id be even happier because they were very cute together... I also just like the development of those three... Sun and Jin were on the rocks and it looked like Michael was gonna swoop in but Jin made up for his bullshit at the last minute and made up with Sun.... and then Michael and Jin bonded and Sun was like '???' but then they all became kinda close. ADORABLE. I hope they all get married.

I guess you could put Richard/Isabella in that lineup too... but she was just in that one episode and she didnt do much but get sick and then die tbh... but god damn that was good episode.

Richard was also weirdly cute with Miles at the end there... hope they get married. Richard deserves something nice.... I mean Miles aint nice but hes nice to Richard at least! LMAO.

Hurley and Miles as well.... Miles gets around. Good for him. I love that little bastard.

I think Sawyers best relationship WAS Juliet... but like they had all their character development off screen which was kinda lame (they did the same thing to Sayid and Nadia tbh(although Sayid and Nadia grew up together so theres that base plus them in the flashbacks)... interestingly both the women in these scenarios got brutally killed GODDAMN LOST WRITERS 🔪🔪🔪) but Sawyers relationship with Jin is ALSO very cute... he dont deserve Jin though and things would likely be different if Sun really wanted Sawyers head (or the writers wanted Sawyer to face consequences for the shitty things he does to people. Couldnt be them.) Flashsideways Sawyers relationship with Miles is also pretty funny... but Sawyer also doesnt deserve him either.

Ben and Locke are iconic but I still think Bens story with Sayid is significantly more interesting.

I dont think im THAT passionate about any other ship. Charlie and Claire are mostly fine except for the horrors, Libby and Hurley coulda been great but the didnt get to do much with Libby... is there anyone else...

Daniel and whatsherface I didnt really care about tbh...

Tom and his boyfriend had 5 seconds of screentime but it was funny... Toms boyfriend kissing his cheek and being like 'Is that the guy who hit you?' and Tom being like 'LOL ya but I deserved it.' LMAO Iconic. RIP Tom you will be a trouble making bastard character that existed and was funny sometimes. You deserved better than to be shot by Sawyer of all people...

[mad-c1oud]

MAD. I have so many things i love abt your fics. in no order:

The panick from elotes when he sees charlie die from dehydration and he decides ‘fuck emotional maturity’ !!!!! OH GOD ITS SO GOOD

I think CONSTANTLY about when charlie was like ‘you dont have to call me slime, it isnt, like, reserved’ and they talk and etoiles goes ‘oh and you can say my name right’ and slime goes WHAT. Oh god i think abt it like daily and have a giggle

In fake it till you make it when charlie is calling etoiles all the nicknames and antoine just pretends like nothing is happening ❤️❤️

on the topic of fitymi, THE KISS GLASS FACTORY SCENE. RENT FUCKING FREE. The way you wrote it and then THE COPS KNOWING LMAOOO IT DIDNT WORK. Roier chanting “mi dinero!” Bc he won the bet is CHEF KISS

when etoiles casually kisses charlie and leaves, phil’s reaction when he realizes is GOLD KKKKK. “Is that why charlie has been blowing up my phone?” And etoiles going “i kissed and now i am telling” AGH

The intro (?) scene to immi where etoiles is just like ‘its okay its okay its okay he doesnt need items, hes really doing just fine–’ so he doesn’t rip charlies armor off where hes standing is HILARIOUS

“He is here. He is ravenous” then charlie dying to eater of suns was my favorite bc ITS SO IN CHARWCTER LMAO. HE WOULD.

How etoiles breaks a million avocados as baghera pulls out all the arrows from charlie. You can //feel// the need to protect coursing through his veins and poor bro has to make dinner

How youve written TWO scenes where etoiles brain fails upon imagining charlie in eyeliner. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE (i am too)

Not a apecific scene, but the (in immi) motif of charlie not feeling like enough so he always has to bring //something//.

GOD THE ENTIRE MOST RECENT CHAPTER OF IMMI. STAN FERAL HYBRID. STAN THEIR ONE SAFE PERSON. HAHAIXHSNAJAJJSUXIXIWWNKEODOEPQPEI

The immi scene where etoiles tells charlie about the bug :(

God how //unserious// charlie is about being hurt (and probably etoiles but they have different ways of unserious). Its so true to his character but i still wanna just SHAKE HIM so he doesn’t crack jokes //while he’s bleeding out//

The scene where etoiles rushes charlie back. It feels so rushed but not like you wanted to get it over with, just… like everything is a blur to etoiles while hes doing this. Like he remembers the steps he took but not what he felt when he took them. (Also how he gives himself five seconds to scream into a pillow. Felt that. STAN.)

Him asking for two cookies from phil bc he is ‘fading fast’ and when phil shows up he pretty much (albiet accidently) tunes oht phil bc he //cant look away from charlie–//

That stupid fucking cod elotes put in the barh idk if it has a name but I have a love/hate relation with it. I wonder if they kept it.

“Its not a waste with you” KILL ME THEYRE IN LOVE

When etoiles tells him to say if he feels hurt, then charlie starts crying and e is like “eh! Im so sorry what did i do you didnt say anything–” and charlies like eueuue youre so nice

Charlie purring… yes… YESSS…. (Love it when anything and everything hybrid purrs 💖)

“My cucumber” ….

When charlie pretends to be etoiles boyfriend to get into the hospital (fitymi) and the nurses are like uh this guy named charlie- and elotes goes “hehehehhhh yeahh charlie. He’s my bro” and the nurses take that as dating (BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS IT????)

sorry tjis was so long i just had a chance to rant abt your writing and BY GODS NAME DID I TAKE IT

💖i hope you fee better

DUDE 😭😭😭

This is the best thing I’ve ever read. People always comment on chapters and fics in that moment they read them usually, so I’m always curious what sticks with people weeks later, what occupies their brain again and again long after reading…

Reading all this had me smiling so fucking big it Hurts oh my good you are so sweet dude

To answer your question: Charlie kept the cod Paul! It lives in the little pond he has in the greenhouse. It was supposed to be mentioned during the birthday chapters, but I reworked a lot of content and it not longer fit nicely so I just took it out for now. The feesh will be seen again…

The nicknames in fake it were my favorite part. I got like three sentences in and was like— hold on Idea—

And yeah Charlie giving things to Étoiles in immi, that comes a personal habit. Qcharlie has been broken down time and time again that this amount of unwavering kindness feels illegal to accept. He’s had to pay the price for so much, so sure this too right? Étoiles wants to shake him <3

YEHAHHH THE NAME THING IN IMMI!!! Man I needed a way to ween Étoiles into calling him Charlie that was just causal cause that’s Boring, and I wanted to acknowledge the face that irl, ccChatlie didn’t know how to pronounce his name at first either lmao

i like Charlie in eyeliner, sue me….

One of my favorite chapters might just be A Bandage. From the other islanders to the cooking to karaokeduo to the Chittering!!!!! Idk that one holds a special place in my heart <3

Also fun fact: I had like, 4 other fake dating scenarios I jotted down for fake it but I was worried the fic would turn into immi which also started as a 5+1 so I scrapped some ideas and kept a it short and sweet. kinda regret it and wish I could rewrite it but I still like what it turned in to

Man reading my own work through your comments is really nice. Gives me a better appreciation for what I’m creating haha

Thank you sm for all this, it means a lot and it’s never too long trust me <333

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 12 TRIVIA:

- some things that were planned that they didnt get to see:

the carnival itself had a place in the initiative order (environment would have shifted and changed etc)

bizly assumed they were going to kill the groundskeeper- if that were the case, 3 more of the exact same guy would have showed up (to push the fear factor/show just how powerful things are in the spirit world. they wouldve kept multiplying until there was an army of them AND the environment would have been actively working against them etc. that fight couldve been sooooo much worse)

they got REALLY lucky with the hall of mirrors: if they wouldve failed the save their fears wouldve started attacking them (they could each only see their own fears, so to the others it would just look like they were swinging at nothing if they tried to fight back)

- charlies only complaint about this episode was "you need to beat the shit out of us more" LMAO

- condi, about ashe: im really looking forward to a situation where you have to use the full extent of these powers (<< referring to the book)

bizly, in Scary DM Voice: im really looking forward to a situation where you have to Use! These! Powers! aha. ahahaha. ahaha (<< monotone scary laughter, cue everyone else being like "um what the fuck")

- yakko: ohhhh i just had an absolute revelation about my character but i cant say it because tou guys dont know my lore i cant SAY IT

bizly: NO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, *DO NOT* SAY ANYTHING (<< i like giving you these. putting some sprinkles of fear into your heart <3)

- charlie, out of character, mostly knows what happened to william/why he has his powers. william, in character, *does not know anything about his own powers or what happened to him* which is part of the reason hes so scared of them

- william doesnt consider himself a superhero. he considers dakota the most heroic out of all of them. this is a recurring theme <3

- "any hints from yakko about some fun plans for his character?"

bizly: "NO."

- yakko: okay heres one thing. i want to have a scene where hes in a fight and just puts on his headphones and cranks up the music i think that would be cool

charlie: i want ashe to be put into a situation where the three of us are incapacitated somehow and he has to do something to save us

HI HI IM BACK GOOD MORNING <3 oh man the carnival itself MOVING????? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING COOL. ohhh man that would have been so sick!!!! absolutely awful for them bc i can only imagine how hard that fight would have been but oh my god that would be so cool <3

WIWI DOESN'T CONSIDER HIMSELF A HEROOOOO ok. explodes. king ur so a hero king please. pls. wiwi i love u

[vanishintoyou]

omg pelin!! beloved!! i NEED to know your thoughts on brat!��� (literally asking you this as i'm listening to the album hehe)

omg HIIIIII first of all i hope you're doing well - i wasnt that active on here lately so im afraid i must've missed a whole lot of banger posts from u :(

alright, my thoughts on brat is that im so OBSESSED. i'll put it under read more in case it gets too long ;;

im not sure if im ready to say it's her best work but it's definitely up there for me so far!! it got SO MANY instant classics like ???? 360, club classics, sympathy is a knife (and these 3 being back to back as the album opening like hello), talk talk, von dutch, b2b, mean girls, 365 ???? im struggling to not name a few more songs as instant classics lmao like.. everything is romantic + girl so confusing also deserve that title imo

another thing is i looooove how many vulnerable and emotional songs she has on this one. as you might know, i love it when miss charlotte gets sincerely emotional so much, i just feel it so strongly in my soul idk. i was listening to the album today and songs like sympathy is a knife & so i & i think about it all the time hit SO GOOD for me rn... also that section just goes "fall in love again and again" on repeat during everything is so romantic is so !!!!!! that literally feels like peak charli listening experience to me honestly

(i mean even in a club banger like b2b, the "breaking myself down, building myself up, repeating it" section is so ;-; )

if i wanted to write my fave songs i probably would just list at least 5 songs so sjdjjdjf not gonna try that... but im way too obsessed w the loop between 365 going right back to 360 rn. i love her for having both of them in the album and as opener/closer like it works soooo well. oh and also b2b !! it lives in my head and it won't get out soon. but in general, brat doesnt have a skip for me. every time i think "well i will just listen to my faves this time", it turns into a full album listening party lmao 😭😭

also, i know i already said it but im listening to it rn and gotta say it again: THE PIANO in mean girls is so 😭😭 it's killing me every time in the best way. classical music TO ME... it's so quirky in a cute and fun way lmao (which is so charli in general)

anyway, WHAT ABT YOU??? im really curious to hear your thoughts too!! feel free to take your time to answer ofc, in the meantime i will be bumpin that 💥💥💥