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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either
#sooooo fucked up being a teenage boy just messing around with friends one day#and the next weird monsters are after you#and suspicious guys youve never met before start telling you you shouldnt even exist#and even the gentle girl who seems to know SO much that you met#says you have to disappear#all for the sake of this one boy youve never heard of#who apparently everyone loves and wants back#even if it means essentially killing someone else(you)#and youre expected to just. follow along and sacrifice yourself for him#even though you are also a real perosn with real friends (or so you believe)#and at the end you do it#because youre tired and confused#and part of you feels like it should do it#that its the right thing to do#even though you still dont know anything bc no one will tell you#except for the girl but everyone always goes out of their way to stop her#anyway im rambling the kh2 prolouge is so fucked up when u think about it#roxas#sora#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 2#kh#kh2#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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unorthodox murder mystery
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji vinsmoke#fanart#okay so basically this concept is ok so basically#its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES#but theyre like#guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is#like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you#zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman#sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE#zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me#sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think#thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell#anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be#thats the mystery#its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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made a companion to my hades!pearl design... i think bigb would give the best boons ^_^
#bigbst4tz2#bigb fanart#bigbst4tz2 fanart#limited life fanart#hades game#hades fanart#mcyt fanart#mcyt#lifesmp#thellos art corner#I THINK HE WOULD BE THE WEIRDEST GUY IN HADES. every now and then his boons would just kill your run. amazing#i know bigb's motif is technically frogs but butterflies ^_^ i love butterflies ^_^ i spent 3.5 hours on the lineart i get to be indulgent#drawing this made me realize i miss my bigb design so much. hes the best. i hope the colours still feel like Bigb while trying something ne
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Delighted to discover that the way shadow unlocks new abilities in sxsg is a perfect parallel of the pringles iron maiden
#fr the genuine unhappiness of those cutscenes paired with the 'yahoo!' energy of the unlock Kills me each time#rewatched a few of them to get a ref of that weird gear thing and realized they actually made unique character animations for each one#like I thought they were just reusing shadow writhing in agony every time but No they did a Whole New Thing each go around!#I respect the dedication to making unique iterations of one guy having a very not good time#sxsg#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#I don't thiiink this counts as a spoiler? cause most of those cutscenes were already shared in trailers?#lmk if i'm off base there#doodles#my art#comic#anyways the pringles iron maiden kills me again like it's impossible for that dialogue to not be fucking hilarious#i'll probably reblog the ling one tomorrow it's still one of my favorite things i've ever drawn lmfao#the 'SHIT FUCKING HELL!!!' always gets me#slowly figuring out how to draw this guy#these games have a very unique style especially for the eyes and mouths that's a bit of a trick to get used to
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in theory gem and joel being the only faction with full lives is gonna put a huge target on their backs next session, but also they've done a pretty good job at allying themselves with most of the server (a path to renwood, the tuff guys hate each other but they all like gem and joel, skizz said theyre his favourite faction and according to mumbo theyre "aligned like the stars", the bamboozlers still have the flower gem gave them though that hasnt stopped jimmy from attempting to murder joel) and also turning people against the final girls (mostly impulse) AND on top of that they have formidable reputations and everyone is afraid to engage in pvp with them (as demonstrated by mumbo), so i really think next session we're more likely to see the other dark greens get targeted by everyone else. except maybe jimmy and scar, who seem intent on joel dying
#scott's the only other one still on 6 lives but he would also just let someone else kill him anyway#but maybe the social gaming's worked enough that the anti-impulse agenda gets transferred to scott#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#wild life#wlsmp spoilers#geminitay#smallishbeans#rendog#martyn inthelittlewood#skizzleman#tuff guys#ethoslab#tangotek#bdoubleo100#mumbo jumbo#impulsesv#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#trafficblr
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been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff
also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop
#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u#pokemon#trainer lyra#trainer kris#trainer dawn#trainer lucas#rival barry#rival silver#ayalumi#hisuian zorua#luxio#timeskip tag#rkgk#anyway it's sinnoh time !!!#still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now#god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying#dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion#distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair!#4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man#the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN#and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else#design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍#and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy#btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL)#oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him)#character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh
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Oooooh the girls are problem solving (the ship is exploding in ten minutes)
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#star trek#star trek tos#tos#Spock#james t kirk#oops my bad guys seems I forgot for two years my b#uh oh did working a full time art job kill my inspo oopsieeee#anyway sorry this is the part where you find out I have Star Trek brain rot#sorry I’ve been lying to you but I’ve carefully concealed that I’m sick in the head about it#I’m finally coming clean 😔#I’ve been this way for years#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#the original series#my art#I’m still alive I swear#star trek art#spirk
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there are times it's necessary to admit defeat.
#uwu art#Danganronpa#Danganronpa v3: Killing Harmony#Danganronpa v3 Killing Harmony#Korekiyo Shinguji#Korekiyo Shinguuji#// ask to tag#POSTING THIS ON IT'S OWN because i'm Actually really proud of it#IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I DREW THE GUY but i still FUCKING GOT IT#ouhh my heinous fuckhead with so much trauma i'm so sorry
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I'll never get over the fact that when Gale asked Katniss where they would be if Peeta had been a jerk and died in the Games she's all 🙄 "we'd be hunting."
But then Peeta drops the baby bomb and Katniss is like "if I hadn't denied myself of ever wanting children, this would be real and I'd be pregnant with Peeta's child right now."
!!! GIRL !!! Those are two VERY different outcomes!
#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#in the second scenario gale is still around and the same guy#gale had to make peeta ooc AND kill him off in his au#and katniss still doesn't want him!
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(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend
#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat#harumi shirai#tomas vrbada#mk smoke#kuai liang#mk scorpion#hanzo hasashi#I still don’t know how to feel about her and Kuai Liang#unless nrs releases more content#I dunno I think they have potential to be a cute couple but for now it’s still sus#also! I love to hc that harumi got Tomas to open up to kuai#cause uhhh the Lin Kuei kinda killed his family#so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’#bi Han would highkey make a tree house and put up a ‘no girls allowed’ sign and she never forgave him for that#if bi Han ends up being the reason she dies in this timeline it would kinda be funny cause he’d be like ‘I never liked you’#and she’d be like ‘me neither you stupid boy’#and he’s like ‘yknow what this isnt even about kuai liang anymore- screw you’#doodles#my art
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This is how Shido's bossfight went down, trust me
#saw this on twt and had to make it them#there's a very specific trope i enjoy in fics#where post-canon shuake visit shido in prison for whatever reason and have the most awkward family reunion ever#“yeah the guy you told me to kill and put you in prison is now my husband. anyway i still hate you. whats up”#i just think joker would have the funniest your-son-calls-me-daddy-too energy#shuake#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5r#p5#my post#p5r memes#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shido masayoshi#masayoshi shido#p5r akira#p5r akechi#p5r shido
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This trend is old news now but I finally found a second character I wanted to do it with that wasn’t a psychonauts character—
Arcade save me…. Arcade Gannon…. Save me Dr. Gannon…
#my art#psychonauts#psychonauts razputin#razputin aquato#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#psychonauts fanart#fallout new vegas#fnv#fallout nv#arcade gannon#fallout arcade#fallout fanart#surprisingly arcade is Not my most favorite nv character#but I love him lots still🫶#I’m a long time fan btw I’ve just never drawn fanart of nv before lol#courier six#fnv oc#since he’s technically here too#courier oc#fallout oc#courier six oc#Gazer Valmorida#he gets a tag too#I have so much art of characters n ocs n shit now lol oops#this is just the arcade stack for now
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Guys, you know that "Dutch Van Der Linde was a manipulator who mainly caused the downfall of the gang" and "Dutch Van Der Linde saved people by giving them a place in the gang and teaching them life skills" CAN coexist right
#I mean this lovingly#characters can have depth without being chalked up to being good or bad#dutch was a good man for taking people in and giving them a chance but he was still a fucked up guy for everything else#especially with what he became in rdr1#dutch might have saved arthur and john when they were younger but he ultimately doomed them too#but that doesn't erase that he did a lot of good for giving people a chance and purpose#even if it killed them#this game is six years old now guys cmon :')#<3#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#mick rants#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#red dead redemption community
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fast travel duck my beloved....
#tloz#a link to the past#my art#it feels a bit excessive to come on here just to post this and have nothing else done but I thought it was cute for once...#this game is Doing it for me#talked to one little guy in the woods who gave me an instrument and then turned into a tree and I shed a tear#idk this is what I'm here for idk the small little things in these games just make me feel stuff#I'm enjoying it so much but everything is truly just out to kill and hurt you in this game holy shit#still thinking about la I will finish wips eventually....
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