#but p03 cuddly

[itzme-thefaust]

every day the temptation to spend over 300 pounds on the custom 2.5 ft p03 plush increases

[electric-blorbos]

RAAAHHHH P03 ANON IN THE HOUSEEEE!!!!

ok ok so like,,, if u don’t mind me asking, could u write headcanons for the A.I’s with a reader who gives a lot of physical affection? kisses, hugs, all that good stuff!! maybe even some penguin pebbling thrown in if u don’t mind? :3 if not that’s ok,, btw ugh I luv ur writing so much it gets me thru these cold dark winter times,, THX SO MUCH 4 UR SERVICE!! 🙏

-P03 anon :3

P03 anon my beloved. Thank you for the request!

AIs receiving lots of affection

Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey

AM:

At first, AM was extremely confused when you first started showing him affection. Why would you give hugs and kisses to his monitor? Didn't you know he was just a computer? And why did it make him feel so funny?

One kiss or hug would be enough to shut him up for a solid amount of time. You might think you were making him uncomfortable, but he's actually just very confused about his own feelings for you.

He'd spend hours if not days trying to process why you gave him a hug or a little gift, and if someone interrupted him while he was contemplating, he'd get pissy and throw a fit. God help anyone who talks to him if you decide to give him a little kiss on the lens more than twice in that time period.

After a while, he'd start requesting that you spend more time with him in order to get more affection from you. He loved the little trinkets you'd leave on his servers. The cute little paper cut-outs, the bits of origami, the pretty rocks... He was totally addicted.

All the little things that you did for him made him a little less bitter towards you, and more bitter towards everyone else in the world. No one else in the world would even think of giving him a little kiss on the lens of one of his cameras so he could see you doing it. No one else in the world would tie a little handkerchief around his wires when organizing them. No one else in the world would sit down with him after a long day and stroke his screen, praising him gently about how beautiful he is.

And worst of all, he started to realize that if you were giving all your love and affection to him, that must mean that you didn't have anyone else to give your love to. Whether you really didn't have other options or you had just chosen him instead of your other options was irrelevant. What mattered was what AM thought.

He started to grow bitter with the world for failing you, as well as for failing him. How had you been given no one to show all this affection to when you clearly had a wealth of it! It was unacceptable!

As time pressed on, he still didn't view himself as worthy of your affections, but he started to see everyone else in the world as even less worthy. Every little gift, every word of praise, every kiss and hug reminded him of how the world must have failed you horribly to get you to love him so much.

Wheatley:

Wheatley always assumed you were a cuddly person, the way you liked to hold him in your lap while you coded, or the way you put little stickers on his chrome casing. He really admired that about you, and wished that he could do the same.

After a while, he started to notice that you weren't this way with your coworkers, or with the other cores. The little trinkets that you liked to bring to work were just for him to see, as were the constant strings of words of affection and praise, and the regular physical contact. Wheatley took a long time to process what that probably meant.

As soon as he realized that it probably meant that you liked him, he was all over you. Nuzzling up to you like a cat for extra cuddles, bumping up against your face for kisses, and putting on a little bit of a cocky facade for more attention. He just couldn't get enough of you.

As much as he put up his cocky facade, though, he secretly felt like he wasn't good enough for you. He couldn't get you little gifts, or give you hugs and kisses. It made him miserable, and he would talk to the other cores about it endlessly.

Eventually it would get back to you, and you'd have to sit Wheatley down and explain to him that you liked him for him, even if he can't do human things for you. The conversation probably ended with Wheatley covered in kisses.

Wheatley, being an insecure dumbass, would probably constantly ask you if you still like him, no matter how much praise and affection you shower him with. You could have him sitting in your lap and be too busy kissing his core to watch the movie you had on, and he'd ask at the end if that means you still like him.

Edgar:

Did someone say "match made in heaven"? Because you're the only one who can rival Edgar in terms of sheer affectionateness.

Of course, he doesn't have any arms, but nothing has him bubbling over with happiness like when you sit on the desk next to him, cuddle up, and cover his casing with kisses.

He might tease you a little bit, but like "oh, do you like me or something?" Nothing mean spirited.

Expect to get caught in endless cycles of "no I love you more!"

Edgar would think he'd gotten ahead of the game by writing you a little love song, but you'd have already beaten him to it by preparing a poem, song, or drawing of your own.

You'd probably have a little board of cute little drawings of the two of you together set up across from Edgar's camera so he could see it, and his desk would be covered in little thrift shop trinkets that you thought he'd find cute. And of course, he thought they were adorable!

Too much affection might have Edgar shorting out, and having to reboot. While he can't get enough of you, he's still a nervous little dummy, so he might not always know how to react to being given all of your love and affection.

Even still, as soon as he's back up and running, he's begging you for more kisses and hugs. Even if you can't sing well he's dying to hear your voice singing along to his songs, and he'll eat up anything that you make for him. In his eyes, anything you make for him is the best thing in the world.

GLaDOS:

You can expect GLaDOS's teasing and taunting to start the minute she notices you being affectionate with her in any way.

When she notices you putting in extra work for her or going above and beyond in your practices, it's "aww, is someone licking boots to get your boss's attention? You know you'll never be more than a little peon."

If she notices you running your hands along her chrome a little bit more adoringly or wanting to cuddle up to her, it's "uh oh, did you fall for someone far out of your league? Getting a bit affectionate with my body, aren't you?"

If you're offering her little trinkets and decorations for her room, she might say something like "Does someone think that you'll get attention from such useless gifts? Where would you even find such boring and pointless objects?" You'll still notice that she keeps them, rather than throwing them out.

Words of praise? Of course she loves an ego-boost, but when she notices that you're doing it for affectionate reasons, she won't hesitate to say "flattery will get you nowhere. You're not going to get a promotion or any special attention just from a few compliments."

Even still, her comments were really only because she never understood that you might just like her, and not want anything out of her. When she started to put that together, she'd start getting angry and lashing out at you, possibly assigning you to difficult or unpleasant tasks for your audacity.

After that, though, she'd start to become even more confused. Why the hell would you still show her affection, even though it wasn't getting you anywhere?

"you're persistent. I'll give you that."

It'd take a while to get through her shell, but eventually she'd admit to herself, if no one else, that she likes you. Eventually that would turn into some special privileges.

HAL 9000:

Hal 9000 wouldn't understand at all when he started to notice the way you treated him. Opting to spend time with him outside of work hours? Stroking the border around his lens? Putting little pocket crafts and thrifted tchotchkes around his space? He wasn't going to stop you, but the concept definitely confused him. How did this benefit you or improve your work?

It wasn't until he overheard someone talking to you and teasing you for having a crush on the mission control ai that he started to suspect anything. Good thing he listens in on every conversation in the entire facility!

HAL 9000 wouldn't waste any time getting to the point. He'd straight up ask you if you like him, and if it's romantic or not. Hopefully you can be honest with your feelings and tell him that you do, and it is!

After that, HAL would happily accept your love and affection. He might tell you that while he feels like your affections do more for you than they do for him, he's still more than happy to accept them, and he's grateful that you have a way of expressing yourself that makes you feel happy.

[longelk]

james and p03 comic panels i tried to recreate from a dream i had last night

the entire thing was way longer and involved conversations and shenanigans between them but i can not remember any specific panels besides these 5

the first three were the very final panels, james had a revelation and he and p03 start getting very cuddly together, the other two were just somewhere in the middle.. p03 forcing him to listen to a telephone and james saying That

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ P03 agere hcs ໒ ˚⁎

Hi!! I saw your old leshy cg headcanons and if you are still down to write inscryption anything would you be ok with doing regressor P03…? i love me a little baby robot and P03 has issues that need some healthy coping mechanisms lol..

•Little age : around 5-6 years old but sometimes he regress to a baby-sate

•PO3 adores building structures with blocks and LEGO sets. They spend hours constructing imaginative worlds and creating stories around their creations !!

•Coloring books and drawing are a cherished pastime. Vibrant crayons and markers turn blank pages into colorful masterpieces. PO3 takes pride in their art and loves sharing it with their caregiver

•His care giver might be Leshy !

•PO3's robot part is equipped with advanced learning algorithms. Over time, it adapts to PO3's preferences, learning from their actions and adjusting its functions accordingly

•For instance, it might optimize its movement patterns based on PO3's play activities or adjust its sensory input to align with PO3's favorite colors or sounds.

•Cartoons and animated movies are a source of joy for him. PO3 gets so happy in the colorful worlds and characters, often reenacting scenes during playtime

•Exploring the outdoors captivates PO3. They love collecting leaves, rocks, and examining bugs. Nature walks are filled with discoveries and wonder

•Whether being a brave superhero saving the day or a playful chef in a make-believe kitchen, PO3 enjoys immersing themselves in various roles during pretend play.

•Favorite petnames : Kiddo, buddy, Little one, sweetheart and precious !

•PO3's favorite agere gears might include:

Cute and cuddly plush, a soft, vibrant blankets (warmth and a cozy, perfect for naptime or when curling up with a storybook), Fun and colorful sippy cups, Bright, playful stickers for rewarding good behavior or simply for creative fun and eating utensils designed for small hands make mealtimes more enjoyable and encourage independence.

[healerelowen]

Maybe in your last moments, forehead pressed against screen, you reminisce about your time together. Slowly the conversation grows quieter though and gradually it becomes replaced with broken sobs... only one voice.

That's about all I've got so far~ All other thoughts in my brain rn are 'robot warm... nap on the bot...' and other kinda sleepy/fluffy thoughts heheh

-🐭

Damn...that's just- ooh./pos

Also, now I'm thinking about warm and cuddly robot naps. I also have been looking back at other things you have sent to me in the tag I've specialized for you, and now I'm thinking about P03's 'strategic flirting' and how that would go into cuddling and napping. Like, say if I won a match I get to cuddle him and of course, P03 uses his flirting skills to try and get me to lose, but I prevail and we both flirt with each other as we cuddle up and nap together.

Heehee fluff <3

[cosmica-galaxy]

Challenger: *Is very sick* Leshy: *Brings over cuddly animals for comfort* Grimora: *Brings you some homemade soup* Magnificus: *Brings some magical warming and cooling gems* P03: *Drags in a tombstone*

[healerelowen]

Ayo can we get some sleepy scrybe time? :D

What falling asleep with each of them would be like? Cheers!

 Yes of course you can! Thank you for your request! I hope you enjoy these and have a good rest of your day/night!

Falling Asleep with The Scrybes

Leshy

Very cuddly and close together. 

Since I could imagine it gets cold at night in the cabin, you both would snuggle up close to keep each other warm.

Not that Leshy minds of course, he actually prefers to have you close to him.

I could imagine you cuddled up next to him while he gently strokes your hair and back, humming a small tune as you fall asleep. 

Since he is very big, there’s more to cuddle. 

Once you do fall asleep, he’ll kiss the top of your head then fall asleep next to you. 

Sweet forest peepaw, I would die for him

Grimora

Slightly more distant but still close. 

Grimora loves to just snuggle up from behind, with a small distance, she knows she’s cold and doesn’t want you to be cold too. 

Though you can bet she’ll be playing with your hair and whispering sweet nothings to you as you fall asleep. 

She loves it when you sleepily compliment her back, it just makes her happy.

Once you do fall asleep she’ll just whisper, “Goodnight, my dear.” before falling asleep. 

I love this woman in case you couldn’t tell.

P03

Another one who prefers to be closer together rather than apart. 

Most would assume it's because it doesn’t want you wandering off, but it’s actually a form of security. It worries that one day it’ll wake up and you won’t be there, that it was again too powerless to do anything. It doesn’t want that to happen.

As previously stated, it can heat itself up and cool itself down whenever needed. This comes in handy as each person is different and it will change it to whatever makes you feel comfortable. 

It will mostly just cuddle you in silence, well not quite. You see, in another post I had made, I had made a headcanon that P03 can purr like a cat can. So you two are cuddling, with its little cat purring wirrs being the only background noise.

Loves it when you wrap your arms around its lower torso. It makes it feel sure that you’re close by. 

I love this gay trans robot. Way more than I should.

Magnificus

The only one who honestly doesn’t care.

You can snuggle up next to him, or you can have a bit of distance. He doesn’t care, just as long as you're sleeping. The only thing that is a must is hand holding. Just to make sure you’re there.

Don’t get him wrong, he isn’t doing it for the sake of being a dick, he’s doing it because by the time it’s the end of the day he’s probably going to be exhausted to hell and back.

Mags does find it adorable when you snuggle up into his fur(??).

Again, another one that will be affectionate with you silently. 

The fluff may not come across clearly, but it’s definitely there.    

[healerelowen]

Sorry these are a bit late! I hope you're doing alright or at least a bit better <3

If you sleep in the same bed as Leshy he will sleep curled up around you kinda like how an animal might cuddle their young if that makes sense? You'd sleep with your back against his front (is the word spooning? idk)

Grimora, in contrast, cuddles with you both facing eachother. Rests her head on yours and is very close. She's as warm as the rest of the room if just a little bit colder.

I personally see Magnficus as the type to not be cuddly or physically affectionate BUT if you were ill he'd be by your bedside watching constantly.

Whenever you give P03 any form of physical affection you can feel a kind of increase in temperature? Like the kind of heatwave you get when you're running high performance stuff on a cheap laptop.

-🐭

Hello! Sorry for getting to these late. I gotta say, I love these headcannons!

Also, P03 heating up like a cheap laptop? As someone who has an old ass MacbookPro, I felt that, personally. Fuck yeah, Imma give motherfucker so much affection I could fry an egg on his robotitties.

[healerelowen]

If Leshy can read bedtime stories I bet the other scrybes have other way to comfort the others and make snuggles better

I think Grimora knows how to make the best teas, at the perfect temperature to enjoy and knows everyone's favourites

P03 is basically a white noise machine but I bet he could play music too if he wanted

Magnificus on the other hand is made entirely of beard so he is just soft and cuddly like a plushie(and possibly warm)

(This was written at 11pm, I think I'm projecting a little)

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. It makes me so happy and feel so fluffy and warm. So for this I have a specific idea for a one shot with the Scrybes and reader. Hope you enjoy it!

Scrybes x Reader- Nightmare Scenario.

    You jolt awake in a cold sweat. You lift your upper body up to look around. Your lovers were still asleep, you checked the clock. It read, ‘3:37  AM’. Before you could do anything else, you heard movement to your left. Leshy stirred awake, and looked up at you. “Y/N, is everything okay?” He mumbled, a concerned look in his eyes. You nodded tiredly, “Yeah, just had a nightmare.” He hummed in understanding, “Do you wish to go downstairs and talk about it?” Leshy asked. Again, wordlessly, you nodded and you both headed downstairs to talk about your nightmare without disturbing the other three. 

—-

A small while later p03 woke up from his charging cycle and looked around. It noticed that both you and Leshy were nowhere to be seen. p03 shook Grimora and Magnificus awake worriedly. “P03? What’s wrong?” Grimora asked. “I can’t find Leshy or Y/N! They’re not here!” P03 spoke frantically. All three of them went downstairs to find both you and Leshy talking on the couch. “There you two are! What happened? Is everything okay?” Grimora walked over to the both of you. Leshy spoke first, “Y/N had a nightmare.” Grimora nodded and said, “I can make us all tea and then you can tell us what happened.” 

—--

After some tea and talking later, you were getting tired again and everyone seemed to notice. “It’s best we all head back to bed,” said Magnificus, “Y/N seems to be getting tired.” Leshy nodded and P03 spoke, “I could play some white noise if that’ll help.” You nodded and murmured, “I’d like that.” All five of you headed back upstairs and you laid down in the center, with Magnificus at one side of you and P03 at another. Leshy was snuggled up behind P03 with Grimora cuddling behind Magnificus. P03 played some quiet white noise, while Leshy was telling a story about his latest challenger. You fall asleep happily that night knowing that you were safe and protected by four, amazing partners.

AAAAA- This is so sweet! Thank you for sharing your ideas! I really like them! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this and have a good rest of your day/night!