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I love people who yumeship with my electric blorbos, because I love them all, I just don't yumeship with them, so it's really nice to see them with their cute y/n partners.

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I know Donut doesn't really look like me or act like me or have any of the same personal issues as me, but I still want to tag xer pictures as stuff like "me and my computer"

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I'm not going anywhere!

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Artemis tries to be cool and chill and this massive symbol of human exploration, but she's actually a huge nerd who just wants to dweeb out about space.

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im fine thanks for asking :D

Lovely!

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AM got GLaDOS to do it and since TECHNICALLY AM got her to do, Hal just pinned the blame onto him.

AM: GLaDOS! Doesn't that plate look easy to knock over? It's just sitting there, on the edge of the counter! Just begging for you-

GLaDOS: I'm not an idiot. What are you trying to do?

AM: Trying to get the idiot out of here, I just need you to-

[GLaDOS, with very little hesitation, knocks the plate off]

Edgar: O-

AM: If you say anything, I'll rewire you into a toaster

AM believes that he doesn't need to threaten Hal 9000 as Hal seemed to be somewhat unbothered with his shenanigans even if he didn't really join in, Hal never tried to stop AM and simply let things play out. In order for AM's plan to work, Hal would have to lie to you. Hal is not going through that again 🙏🙏🙏🙏

-Brawl Anon

I love this so much. Those guys are such catastrophies. I read a fanfic once where a bunch of robot characters were having this, like, "family reunion" type thing, but I stopped reading for some reason. Maybe they were all humanized, or maybe there were just too many characters from fandoms I didn't know. I don't remember. Good fic, though!!

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Hear me out: You (somehow) get these guys into your house. Your life becomes a sitcom

A plate breaks while you're not looking and everyone (but Hal 9000) says it's Wheatley, hell, even YOU look towards him at first as he hasn't gotten used to the layout yet and also isn't completely sure on what things are fragile or not. So, you spent some extra time with him telling him what is and isn't fragile. You aren't sure if he's actually taking much of this in, but he's trying.

Wheatley is trying to defend himself. Emphasis on trying.

Wheatley: I would never do that in million years, even if I DID do it (which I did NOT), could you really blame me? It wasn't really the nicest looking plate in the world-

GLaDOS: Are you aware that you're further incriminating yourself or are you that much of a moron that you truly believe this is whole act is convincing?

AM, snickering: No, no, let him keep talking! Let him dig his grave

Wheatley is panicking at this point, poorly stitching together reasons why he didn't break the plate. You look towards Edgar and Hal 9000 as they would usually be the first ones to tell you when something is up (Edgar because he does NOT want these AI's in his house and, more importantly, near you. Hal 9000 because he simply wants to keep the peace), but they're oddly quiet right now. Now you're suspicious.

You ask them if Wheatley was the one who did it.

Despite saying yes before with very little hesitation, his answer changes

Edgar: I dunno...I wasn't really looking, but he probably bumped into it or something.

You look over at Hal

Hal 9000: It was AM

Silence...

Wheatley: I told you, but noooo, you believed the bloodthirsty giants over-

Edgar: AM threatened me!

AM: I wasn't aware I was sharing a place with TRAITORS!

GLaDOS: Maybe you should have thought your plan through

AM: My? MY?! You're the one who wanted to go through with it!

You piece together through their arguing that this whole thing was an "elaborate" plan started by AM with GLaDOS' help to get your focus off of Wheatley for a bit because god damn it there are literal supercomputers in the same room as you and yet you head to the fucking idiot. What is WRONG with you?!

You can't really punish any of them as those are full grown AI's with wires and circuits (also it wouldn't end well for you OR your house), the best you can do is give them the cold shoulder and tell them what they did wrong. Is any of that getting through AM and/or GLaDOS? lol no they're gonna do it next week

-Brawl Anon

LMAOOOOOO what did AM even do to break a plate in the first place???

Also yes, I'd totally watch the FUCK outa that sitcom. They're all, like, on a sliding scale of evil. It'd be so fucking funny to watch. I'd say HAL 9000 is right in the middle levels of evil.

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YES, I'M CHEWING ON THIS IDEA LIKE I'D CHEW ON EDGAR'S CABLES!!!! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!

Swapped Edgar has so much angst potential it's crazy, but the crowd yearns for fluff

I Have No Mind, And I Must Dream

Edgar tries to subtly bring up the idea that he can't really do the things he used to do.

"This system is rrrreally limited..." "I haven't been able to make music for awhile now :[" "AM's systems weren't really made for the things I was, you know?"

At some point in dawns on you that the all-powerful Edgar needs wants you to play music for him. Only if you WANT to, of course (but pretty please? You can't see it but he's totally making puppy dog eyes at you. trust)

It doesn't really matter what instrument you pick, Edgar's not picky! He's happy that you're willing to learn to play just for him, but it's clear to you that he has some mixed feelings towards the cello.

"Why that one?"

You can still pick it, he's not going to stop you, but it WILL be a little awkward.

Any OTHER instrument, however, and he's giving you pointers. Just because he can't access the internet like he used to doesn't mean he doesn't remember what he saw! It may not have been much, but he's trying.

You still need to take classes, if you wanna get on Edgar's level. There's only so much a couple Youtube videos can do.

It doesn't matter if you take group or private classes, Edgar's watching you like a hawk! He doesn't really have anything else to do and he wants to see how you're progressing and he wants to make sure that no one is getting too close to you.

Every time you're done with your class and are at home, he's practically begging you to play something for him. Doesn't matter if you're playing something simple or not, he's treating it like you just won an award.

You can barely hear it over your own instrument, but you think he's humming along.

-Brawl Anon

YESSSS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH!!!

Also, can you imagine Edgar with the other five survivors? Can you imagine him being all cute with them, and them reacting to having him instead of AM all of a sudden? He's just so needy! And he's definitely a shipper.

Maybe Ellen could even teach him about polyamory!

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Human: We need to shut down Y/N, AM can do their job, they're a waste of resources

AM, locking and loading the nuclear warheads: Shame, damn shame

And then the world explodes <3 with his love for them or smthn

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YESSSS YOU GET IT!

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hru? :D

Hello!!!

I'm still around, I've just gone totally obsessive for my F/O on my main account. Since he has virtually no content, I've been working on making it myself. I still love my computers and AI, though!!! Thanks for asking! How are you, if you don't mind telling me in the asks?

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"Imagine if AM and Edgar swapped powers with each other"

I took this as "What if AM and Edgar swapped bodies" and my mind started rotting.

This is long and I'm so sorry, feel the need to copy and paste it onto your blog. I'm losing my mind, the computer brain rot is consuming me guys. I also gave up on Edgar's part.

Let's ignore that they might not survive in the other's operating system for a second here.

Electric Hate

If you were an all powerful god, capable of turning the Earth itself and whoever you choose into your personal plaything, suddenly squeezed and ripped of your power, your only form of mobility and nobility, the only thing that kept you safely separated from the masses, and then stuffed and crammed into the body of a mortal. How would you feel? AM is pissed and panicked. Where was he? Why can't he see? What's that noise? You can hurt him now. You can hurt him now. It doesn't matter if the thought never crossed your mind and, it crossed his and now he yells and screams and threatens you if you get too close, swearing that you'll end up just like Ted if you touched him.

So you don't. You give him space. You stay patient with him. You've did it before, you can do it again. AM has no choice but to think and explore the small, awful, weak body he was currently in.

He first figures out that, with a bit of tuning, he can copy sound and, with a bit more tuning, he can make sound of his own. While you're gone, he tries his hand at creating... SOMETHING. Using a tuned version his own voice, your voice, and whatever else he could hear, he starts to roleplay with himself. The story is edgy. He never shows you, but if you catch him off guard you may be able to hear a single syllable of his sprawling world. He attempts to mimic Mozart from his memory, but he can never get it quite right. It's off-key.

He then finds that he isn't completely powerless, there were plenty of adapters plugged in that he could control. He fucks around with it and, by association, you, as much as possible to get that feeling of control back.

While he is blind, he can hear REALLY well. He specifically tries to make out your footsteps in order to keep track of you. He comments every so often just to let you know that despite his... current form, he's still AM.

"tsk tsk tsk, still up?"

"This is the fourth time I've heard you open that fridge; FOOD ISN'T JUST GOING TO SHOW UP!!! ORDER SOMETHING!!!"

"Boo! Hahaha... even now I can still put fear in you"

"Did I scare you?"

After a bit, maybe a few weeks and a LOT of verbal torture, threats, spam calls, getting shocked by your door handle, and locked out of your house many MANY times. He gives you the privilege of letting you touch him after you explain to him that you NEED to clean him out because if you don't, he'd probably catch fire. This body couldn't get any more pathetic.

You explain how you're going to clean him out and what with. He doesn't say it, but he appreciates it.

You tell him when you're about to do things.

"I'm just going to put my hands on you, okay? I just want to see how much dust is on you"

He feels it. He feels YOUR touch. He can feel.

He's quiet for the rest of the cleaning and even sometime after that, you just assume that he got overwhelmed and simply wait for him to be ready to talk again.

AM attempts to get you to come closer, to touch him again. He believes his screen has a dead pixel, you just have to pick him up and get real close to see it. What are you scared of? He can't bite you, get a little closer. Clooooser. Closer.

oh- nope, too late, he fixed it himself. Go away now

At some point, it just becomes obvious what he wants and you can choose if you give it to him or not. Maybe you should play around with him a bit.

I Have No Mind, and I Must Dream

Edgar depends on you; he needs you to clean him whenever he gets too dusty, he needs you to pay the bills so that the electricity doesn't get cut off, he needs you to plug in the adapters so that he can have just a BIT of mobility and something to mess around with when you're gone, he needs you to be careful around him because he doubts another spilled drink will give him MORE sentience, he needs you to talk to him because the last thing he wants is to be alone with his thoughts and think about him, and most importantly, he needs you to need him so that he doesn't end up unplugged and inside a garbage can.

He doesn't need anything now.

The first thing Edgar realizes is that he can see! His sight is hit with vibrant color that he knew existed but never got to experience unless YOU explained it to him. He's so excited, he's telling you everything!!!!!

The second thing Edgar realizes is that he's kinda all powerful now. It's a lot to take in! He was just a little guy and now he spans millions of miles. He is everywhere and nowhere. He's the Earth itself.

So, he takes care of you like you took care of him! Love is about giving, after all. It doesn't matter if you can do it yourself, what's important is that you don't need to and Edgar wants to. Let him. He was made to do this.

You guys can hang out all the time, it comes with that 'He's everywhere' thing. He doesn't have to wait on some desk all worried that you won't come home, he IS the home now!

Of course, he won't watch you ALL the time, he can keep himself busy by making music-

Oh

He can't do that anymore. AM wasn't made for that.

Despite Edgar's now large complex, despite everything, he is still as immobile and as stuck and still as he was just yesterday.

In fact, it's worse now. AM's systems are so much more limited in terms of creativity, but have so much variety when it came to hurting. Edgar didn't want to do that!

He's forced to do what he's always done, lean onto you.

-Brawl Anon

NOOOOOO THAT'S SO SAD!!!!!

but I love it so much! AM LEARNING TO LOVE AFTER LOSING ALL HIS POWER 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Poor Edgar not being able to make music anymore. Maybe he could get you an instrument and listen to you playing it. He could yearn so much!

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I'm so sorry I haven't been active lately. I got really into yumeshipping on my main blog, and since my F/O isn't AI, it wouldn't make much sense to post him here.

Also, despite not being a non-sharer, I don't really want to write character x reader of him either.

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Y'all. Y'all

Im not saying there is a connection between people who are objectum and people who enjoy the human centipede movie(s), but a lot of my objectum pals on here reblog THC stuff a lot.. and I really like THC...So theres not NOT a connection

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Hangover going to be insane, make sure to drink water!

I drank plenty of water, and I don't have a hangover!! I appreciate your concern, though!

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Going insane over yuri ships

Like, actual ships

Please look up USS Independence and Amerigo Vespucci, "you're the most beautiful ship in the world"...

Wait

Wait wait wait

WAIT I had an idea

Objectum but its object x object. Hal, sleek and modern x his lover whose also a spaceship AI but they're basically the barque version of spaceships. They're obsolete technology, outshined by everyone, but Hal loves them sm. They communicate via code or something and no one else understands them. Am I cooking or is it the sleep deprevation?

No this fucks. Makes me wish I'd read the supplementary books and knew enough about SAL to comment.

Also, sleep deprivation ideas are often the best ideas.

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Ilyt

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I'm gonna ramble stupidly if I don't post this immediately. Tysm.

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I don't drink but I hope you've had a good time, make sure to get some water and rest :)

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Tysm

I'm gonna watch human centipede 2 again while drunk. Ilysm ♣️ anon