#but nothing for my brother or aunt

[cyberspiderrrr]

just remembered I put a bunch of text replacement shortcuts on my grandma’s phone but she uses speech to text so it probably doesn’t work

[warriorprincesstramp]

the utter lack of affection or care amongst my extended family is so bleak and miserable

[mer-se]

ah, we’ve once again arrived at the ol’ lesbian wake outfit dilemma it’s always pinstripe pants tank top blazer combo vs dress and cute shoes combo who are we going to be

[the-prophecy]

Yk the funniest thing. We were in this traveller 12 seater bus and 4 of us had hard dark coffee while the adults had tea and then we went insane during the whole trip like none of us was silent for even a second and ive never been this close to mom’s side of cousins who we literally meet up every month and still i felt more comfortable with those 3 idiots

[algumaideia]

I thought this whole thing of attacking schools today was only for schools with small children but apparently it is not bc there are gonna be cops at the university today

[thewingedwolf]

when i say “my parents” i’m usually talking about my mom and stepdad. this does not mean i like my stepdad or respect him as a parent. on the contrary i would say he sucks as much as my father but in the complete opposite way. i simply respect my stepfather’s right to be a bad dad. if my actual father can be shit from a butt and still call himself a father, the idiot who actually raised me deserves to claim me too.

[choking-on-roses]

There is just genuinely nothing left for our generation

[fujouppy]

thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking some more . i think i hate my half-sister

[drzephyr]

My little cousin came over to play Minecraft on my computer but he's too little to remember any recipes so I just had to make him a new set of tools everytime he died

[not-the-grave]

the depth of abandonment trauma i'm discovering i have is kind of insane

[bigfrogsblog]

worst part about being an adult is managing your own relationships. what do you MEAN i have to talk to my relatives by myself now to keep a relationship instead of others doing it for me thats BULLSHIT

[aiizaph]

Man, I wish I could have the patience to get my copy of Rayman 3 working…

[cloveroctobers]

It’s a fact, my birthday has always been pushed to the back burner for as long as I can remember and then I’ve been conditioned to just treat it as any other day which is really fucked up when you think about it. I’ll do my best to make sure (if I ever have children) to make sure their birthday is celebrated the way it should be.

[bibleofficial]

my mother got me a carry on suitcase but little does she know …. i alrdy ordered the one i actually wanted 3 days ago ALSKAKSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKS

[wishingprince]

GOT A NICE SURPRISE WITH THE FREE SCOUT TODAY!!!! Leo’s second FS came home!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ev-arrested]

I know it in my soul that whenever Damian has to play violin for school and needs an accompanist, he fucking drags Dick out of Blüdhaven and back to Gotham to play piano. Dick has not practiced piano since Aunt Harriet stopped bugging him to attend his lessons when he left the manor, and he doesn’t even like playing piano. But for Damian? Sigh F i n e, he’ll play the accompaniment.

He’ll drag out his dusty practice books to refresh himself on proper hand posture and what the fuck an F looks like on the staff. Yes, yes, he’ll look up whatever squiggly abomination is on his sheet music that music experts claim is “modern notation”.

Bruce, who knows how to play piano, or can otherwise contact professional piano accompanists, is like “son, please. leave your brother alone. he hasn’t even played in years.” And Damian’s like “NO. I will settle for nothing less than Grayson.”

“Son, that’s such a low bar.”

But Damian will have his way. He will perform with his brother, goddamnit.