#but no theyre literally so gay
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currently doing my yearly re-read of unholyverse, why is everything so homoerotic. like, between them all. it's so gay. I hate them.
#i hate them/pos#unholyverse#bexless#mcr blogging#mcr tumblr#i have been all things unholy#staring through demons#heaven help us#frerard#rikey#mcr fanfiction#peterick#fall out boy#but no theyre literally so gay#fags
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Apologies for the long absence, but I return with a gift: the fabulous ranafitness! Not to dampen a revolutionary cause, but I dare say Marie Antoinette had the right idea - let them eat cake! And it looks like his jealous gym buddies had the same idea 👀
#bulk#bulking#ex jock#exjock#hunky to chunky#fittofat#male gainer#belly#weight gain#gay gainer#is this anything#please let me know if the puns are landing or if theyre gradually getting so abstract as to become distracting#but yeah i think this guy warrants an#oh god oh fuck#there's bulking and then there's art#seriously check this guy out on insta tumblr literally doesnt let me do him justice#beer belly#dadbod#fat kink#chunky
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in a world of boys, he’s a gentleman <3
need an au of them in the modern day where arthur really is just a chivalrous guy and is trying to court merlin but merlin is Dumb and cant connect the dots
#bbc merlin#merlin fandom#merlin bbc#bradley james#colin morgan#obviously this is bradley and colin but im imagining them as merthur and im crying!#its the sweetest thing ever#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#arthur x merlin#merlin and arthur#they’re gay your honor#they’re so cuuuute#i love them so much#what a gentleman#theyre boyfriends#they were soulmates#i love them#merlin loves arthur#arthur loves merlin#arthur is a gentleman#modern day!merthur where arthur is literally just a chivalrous guy and is trying to court merlin#while merlin is useless
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Pre-wedding photoshoot for their very gay, Ferrari-themed, wedding
#They drive me insane#gosh theyre so meant to be together#theyre literally so gay the photographer asked them to hold hands#just get married already#still waiting for that sex tape#It took me 2 hours to get rid of that fucking horrendous 3d gunk title#I had to reconstruct half of carlos face so im sorry if he looks a little weird#you can close one eye and look at him from far away to and you wouldnt notice#charles leclerc#16#carlos sainz#55#1655#charlos#c2#mine
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Don't you just love it when you read things out of context? XD Like bro, Vince's dialogues during that one route without context is so funny TvT
#dead plate#rody lamoree#vince charbonneau#dead plate fanart#I swear that towel scene was so domestic like WHAT KIND OF BOSS WOULD DRY THEIR EMPLOYEES HAIR ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NEWBIE????#this game is so gay and i love it#the fact vince is canonically gay is aaaaaaaaaaaa#Too bad his intentions to eat him is literally EAT him#rody x vincent#in another life theyre husbands and manon didn't die asdjnsadjkn
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In honor of the @rw-ship-showdown I wanted to write about Artihunter as someone who jokingly slapped them together pre-downpour and still thinks they are actually very compelling. Just not in the super soft love wins kinda way (Although I get why people like that more) And the only way I know how to do that is talking too much so heres a far too long slug essay-
Obviously the slugcats don't offer a ton of characterization but theres not nothing to work with. Their stories, whether by their roles in it or the overarching themes do provide a backbone to work with. Even gameplay itself can provide a bit. (for some more than others) Hunter, to me, is ultimately a story about selflessness. The goal is to revive Moon, which is very much an act of kindness from both Hunter and NSH. But the weight of that action is much more significant for Hunter- Hunter is deeply sick. They're on the clock, and for all their skill in combat none of that will ultimately help them to survive longer than their body can hold out. Moon is a close friend of NSH but that means little Hunter- Hunter really gets next to nothing out of helping them, and ultimately pays quiet a bit spending their limited time alive fighting to deliver that neuron so that someone else can live.
To spend ones limited days on helping another, in a game that very much stresses the unwavering cruelty of the world and nature- is pretty notable. (And you could even say that Hunter being the Hardmode of Rain World adds another layer to this)
And then we have Artificer. A storyline that very much stands out to people as more… villainous (so to speak) than the other slugcats. Artificer's story covers a lot of things. Trauma, violence, revenge, etc. Revenge is a bit of a selfish desire- That need to see someone hurt as they have hurt you. A punishment that ultimately does not fix whatever harm was done- but feels good to see because you were hurt and now those responsible share that pain.
Artificer's actions are founded in that need for revenge, their pups killed for overstepping boundaries they didn't know existed. Is it not fair for them to be angry at that, to punish the scavengers for their violence with their own? Why should the scavengers ever be forgiven when they and their pups were not? And that's how you get that loop- Harm for harm over and over.
The original action has been lost in a spiral of violence for violence. And here stands Artificer- their very spirit scarred. Not just because they sought revenge, but because they never ceased trying to scratch that itch for violence as an answer. Artificer only has two paths for their story- killing the scavenger king (Someone who, really, has little to do with the original 'crime' of the scavengers, but represents an important individual to them- as did the slugpups to Artificer), locking themselves as karma one for good and spending the rest of their life chasing creatures that no longer even fight back in a warped sense of closure- or to dissolve themselves in the acids of the void sea because they're too far gone to find any real peace.
They can't meaningfully recover from that state, not alone, twisting in on themselves. Even if they halt their actions, they've been using violence as a feeble defense against their own pain- violence that no longer has any real direction or basis. Artificer gets no real closure from killing the scavenger king. All they can do is continue the cycle, or try to scrub it away. No real peace in a prison of their own making. So you have a creature, who even with a strict timer on their life- a body that will crumble to disease, spends its last bit of time on saving another. And another who was so caught up in the pain of loss that were eaten alive by their own anger, poisoned their own soul on such a deep level even self-proclaimed gods have no solution for them. What peace can they offer each other? For Hunter, its only a fleeting moment of happiness- of selfish love, before their own body fails them. A bit of indulgence in something for themself. For Artificer, its a single, comforting thread to ground them again, something tangible to protect and care about again. But thats a thread that will ultimately be snapped under the cruel indifference of the world. Hunters timer will tick down regardless of if it takes another with it. Its a tragedy- its doomed to end badly. Whatever good it offers to either of them to find each other will only provide the fleeting comfort of a band-aid that will be ripped away too early. But all that can be worth indulging in anyway, if only for the moment. It doesn't change the ending, but the ending was never going to be happy. Its can so yuri
#rain world#rw shipping#tagging that just cause this is explicitly about that even though I usually dont do shipping stuff#with that said i dont even think this particular interpretation of a possible dynamic needs to be romantic its just kinda#about companionship in general. companionship thats going to absolutely shred an already unstable slug emotionally but thats#the point. friendship and love in spite of the unavoidable ending#just noticed this is like 80% theme analysis and 20% 'these go together just trust me'#but also theyre both girls because i want them to and also because im channeling hornet from hollow knight#who made me so deeply ill that my rain world tags still havent outcompeted my Hk tags because i drew her so much. so so much.#hunter is hornet coded to me and artificer is like if angela and gebura from lc combined into a deeply fucked up ferret#also i did tag the poll because they kinda inspired this but also. i wasnt gonna put all this out here WITHOUT a readmore thats embarassing#but i guess this is propaganda for a ship already seen as popular but like... idk i think theres something to it even as someone#who did literally slap them together originally because they were both red slugcats i considered girls. predownpour so we didnt have anythi#anyway hi tag readers i have so much work to do im being bad by writing about gay slugs. i need to get myself together#its so late this might just be nonsense bwaaaaaaa
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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Becoming good at TF2 as a queer fag is amazing bc if someone homophobic starts shit w you and they are worse they will be obsessed w you throughout the whole game in a way thats so embarrassing
#tf2#genuinely a “you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid”#i was top scoring and outscoring a guy saying slurs to the other team by 20+ points#when he said “gg ez” i told him to stfu and that i carried lolllll#he got so mad#his team won afterwards in the next game and his team hated him too#he thought me wearing the unicorn hat was gay and the way he didnt realize thats the joke w the unicorn hat#they literally have unique lines when they dominate you w that hat#anyways hope i meet him again so i can torture him w my presence <3#i love bigots in tf2 bc theyre so easy to piss off AND they suck at TF2
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cap and kitty's little improv scene... the way they gossip about 90s bands together... the fairy godmother.... that winning smile of yours, now where is it... now our song about clouds is doooooone... the wizard of oz.... when he turns the attention on himself so she doesn't have to talk about eleanor... she pictures her father as him in the flashbacks... agh ants! no, no, they can't hurt you... why would you want to kill time it's meant to be enjoyed.. ah what's the rush, we've got forever... kitty thinks her baby kicked and calls cap over to feel... father christmas is not reallllll-ly in the habit.... no one wants to listen to this old walrus... hang on you made me do something horrible. yes but they're staying... maybe they'll decide to stay. they won't, kitty.
#can anyone hear me#is this thing on#because im going insane about them#theyre such sillies and so sweet#that's her dad. i swear to god.#that's his daugher. you're not listening.#it's just such a beautiful unlikely relationship#and its that what ghosts is literally all about#but like. imagine the ghost of an old fuddy-duddy wwii soldier but he's gay and also silly with it#and now imagine a young georgian noblewoman who is so giddy and full of love and so fundamentally lonely#and now imagine they both view each other as father and daughter.#it's so perfect#bbc ghosts#the captain#kitty higham#cap and kitty#ghosts spoilers
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Space Buddies🌌⭐️
Im still going through the suggestions given to me on what to draw (i got plenty of those & of course I’m trying to also see how much more i can do of them ^^). I do like whenever i get the chance to draw my favorite guys in the whole world. So i was also very happy once i got it as a request as well. So i bring you all some more happy Gigan & Megalon art!!
Both of them I’d say have a special kind of bond. One where theyre pretty much inseparable at this point along with just how wholesome they are together. Like more having each other to keep motivating one another (& living it to one day again kick Godzilla’s but finally lol). They pretty much do everything together now & even may feel strongly about one another. But all to show that they really care. Not to mention, this would be probably the first time they ever felt close to someone else or create a strong bond. So it’d definitely be a meaning ful moment. I did say Megalon really wanted to see the stars for himself, so i guess Gigan must’ve helped him get a better closer look at them :D
[i do also feel proud with how this turned out too so i hope you guys like it also ^^]
#godzilla#godzilla fanart#kaiju#toho kaiju#kaiju art#gigan godzilla#megalon#the silly gay friends#i love it when gigan & megs#they give me so much joy just seeing them#i think theyre literally my comfort characters at this point cuz they always make me smile#my beloved space chicken & silly beetle#i want to do more art of them so desperately aaaaaaa#fanart#digital art#art#artists on tumblr
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youre the only one worth seeing!!!
#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tim stoker#jonathan sims#jontim#theyre gay and in love i said so guys#this drawing was literally so self indulgent this was made for me and only me#hope my jrwi followers dont stab me in like the chest for posting tma . Soz!
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Genuinely insane how American Housewife had an entire plot line dedicated to Cooper wanting to tell his girlfriend that he loved her and Oliver not wanting him to, only for the resolution to be both Cooper and Oliver losing their girlfriends and saying “I love you” to each other instead and after all that they’re still not canon.
#There’s honestly sm more#So many more instances where it truly seemed like they were setting up cooper and Oliver to be a couple#But this is just the one I lose my mind about the most#Like#wdym after a whole ep abt cooper saying ily to his literal gf it ends with him saying ily to OLIVER instead and I’m just supposed to#Interpret that as friendship#Nope not doing it#THEYRE GAY#so so so gay#oliver otto#cooper bradford#cooliver#american housewife
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guys guys guys look its the character we dont know the name of
that will not stop them from being one of my favorites ever
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#ITS LITERALLY THE GAY PEOPLE EVER GUYS#DO YOU NOT SEE THE VISION#THEYRE A PAINTER GUYS#GUYS PLEASE#GUYS THEYRE A PHOTOGRAPHER#GUYS MUSICIAN X VISUAL ARTIST GUYS#SCREAMING#as you can tell i am super normal about this character#enough so to spend roughly 14 hours on a drawing#we're gonna pretend that the perspective makes any sense and that my linework is not messy#usually i would say where i got the lyrics from for my drawings but thats seemingly not possible here as the song does not exist#because i wrote it#sooo#uh#just pretend that its good thank you#fr though i really really wanna learn this characters name#i cant keep calling them badger it feels wrong#art#drawing#digital art#furry#sfw furry#sfw furry art#web comic#duncan and eddie
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GUYS
VIVIENNE MEDRANO I SEE YOU 🫵🫵🫵
IIIIII SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU
NOT THE MSKING OUT THIS ISNT EVEN SUBTLE
IM NOT OKAY
#BRO#SHES LITERALLY LIKING HUSKERDUST SHIT#WHAT MORE IS THERE#THEYRE LITERALLY MAKING OUT#WHAT MORE CAN I SAY#THEYRE SO GAY#THEYRE LITERALLY CANON ATP#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IM NOT OKAY#HAZBIN HOTEL#huskerdust#HUSKERDUSTTTT
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…jesus
#THEYRE SO GAY#GOOD FUCKING GOD#THIS IS LITERALLY THE SECOND CASE THEY HAVE TOGETHER#wrightworth#narumitsu#miles edgeworth
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here have some firesetter sketches that i made while taking a break from studying
#they make me so#THEY ARE SO.#AUGHHHHHHGHGHGHGH#school is kicking my ass but its ok bc gay people#june needs to pick up the pace and get here quicker#summer = more time to toon#anyway#i love these two so damn much#theyre so silly#literally one of my fav things to draw ever is characters looking at each other fondly#ttcc#flint bonpyre#firestarter#graham ness payser#pacesetter#firesetter
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