#is this thing on

[oicuperp]

in the fight club. straight up "fighting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Myself

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

jin for w korea

[xemmez]

[shitpostingkats]

Completely unrelated to any of my recent AA posts but I think Simon and Klavier would have the type of rock solid coworker friendship where they can casually hit on each other. Klavier enjoys compliments and Simon enjoys causing chaos. I think Winston Payne tries to report them to HR once a week.

[tsyellalot]

So lemme get this straight: Ishmael’s clearly unhealthy obsession with whales as evidenced by his infodumping 500 gazillion cetology factoids of questionable provenance is “cute” and “world literature”, but when I, Ahab —

[mccleans]

knotting him forest

[cannedslugs]

is this anything

[natjennie]

cap and kitty's little improv scene... the way they gossip about 90s bands together... the fairy godmother.... that winning smile of yours, now where is it... now our song about clouds is doooooone... the wizard of oz.... when he turns the attention on himself so she doesn't have to talk about eleanor... she pictures her father as him in the flashbacks... agh ants! no, no, they can't hurt you... why would you want to kill time it's meant to be enjoyed.. ah what's the rush, we've got forever... kitty thinks her baby kicked and calls cap over to feel... father christmas is not reallllll-ly in the habit.... no one wants to listen to this old walrus... hang on you made me do something horrible. yes but they're staying... maybe they'll decide to stay. they won't, kitty.

[macbethz]

And I’m not going to sit here and act like injections aren’t inherently erotic. There’s literally penetration.

[lunarw0rks]

sitting on price’s lap and feeling him get hard <3

[earthgrudgefear]

itachi is sooooo dead-wife-footage pretty. like i wish he was my dead wife so everyone could be like "wow he's so pretty..." and i can be like "yeah,,, he was wasn't he,,,,,,,"

[problematicraccoon]

i am. so incredibly normal about this.

[c0mbatchameleon]

Does anyone want to listen to Fourth of July by sufjan stevens with me and direct an edit to it in our heads from Sirius’s perspective after regulus dies (see: “I’m sorry I left but it was for the best thought it never felt right,” “the evil had spread like a fever ahead, it was night when you died, my firefly,” “before I say goodbye, my star in the sky,” et al.) and then at the end when he repeats “we’re all gonna die” it’s all the rest of them dying after him, one by one. does. does anyone. uh

[littlemelaninfics]

Is this thing on?

Is the Henry Cavill fandom dead or smth bc the reaction to this news is not what I expected. Relatively healthy, but surprising.

No one gives a fuck and I’m kinda here for it 🫣 literally, I’ve checked everywhere for a reaction and even Daily Mail and People haven’t covered it. What did he do that I missed 😂

[grantmentis]

The Finnish top Women’s Hockey League, formally known as Naisten Liiga, will now be known as the Aurora Liiga and compete for the Aurora Borealis Cup