#but no it was supposed

[brainyrot]

Can you please explain the joke

The joke is me being so tired I have no idea what I just wrote

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[ratgill]

Like I give a Fuck

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[orangesavannah]

Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[joshpeck]

i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man