#but my mom is allergic...

[uselessgay10101]

Toni and seaweed have one thing in common and that is I would die for them😭🫶

[pangur-and-grim]

Can I ask you what motivated you to fluctuate so widely on the cat scale for your pet choices? Like your first one is an ailing elfin waith, then you just got a standard cat, and now you have a purebred house goblin and those are all very different vibes. Are you trying to complete some sort of collection or something? (Also special request that pangur get a little kissy and be told how loved she is)

oh sure, it’s always been about allergies! there are breeds that (generally) produce less of the protein in their saliva that triggers allergies, and breeds that shed less (and so release less allergens into the environment). that’s what I’ve targeted.

Grim is half-Bengal, and has never triggered a reaction in me. Pangur is an Oriental Longhair, and has never triggered a reaction in anyone! and Belphie is a Devon Rex, and surprisingly…..I did react to him at first, though I no longer do. other people with allergies have been able to handle him without any reaction, though.

in contrast, Wednesday is a normal cat that I lived with for nearly a decade, and I never stopped reacting to him. he’d want to cuddle with me, and I’d have to move away because I didn’t want watery eyes and a throat full of mucus. it made me feel so sorry for him!

[krarka]

I MET SOME LITTOL GRUBS AND THEIR MOMMA

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Doodles :3

I think I’m very funny btw

[lastofgallifrey]

nothing in the world belongs to me but my love — mine, all mine, all mine.

aziracrow: my love mine all mine — mitski

[kazoosandfannypacks]

This holiday season, I am BEGGING you guys to be aware of and kind to the guests at your house who are afraid of /uncomfortable around / allergic to animals.

[skydrag0n]

fruit allergic to fruit AU (aka tim with my allergies)

Janet: YOU KNEW THERE WAS LEMON JUICE IN IT AND YOU STILL ATE IT?

Tim: My reactions are mild, Im fineeeee

Janet: YOUR REACTIONS GET WORSE EVERY TIME YOURE EXPOSED

Tim: all the more reason for me to enjoy it while i can🤷

Janet: …..

Tim: please dont take cheesecake away from me

[jellynotbees]

He has arrived

[nemjun]

SON BOY ARRIVED

[jamiebluewind]

Today has been one of those "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the texture of my socks" days.

[troubldteenz]

Since the comic I made is gaining traction, I thought I’d reveal the alt ending for it! Originally, the kids would actually convince SMG3 to attempt dating their mom(lol) but he ends up standing there awkwardly

It was scrapped because I couldn’t really find a good way to have it flow nor really see a bunch of kittens convincing SMG3 of all people to do the entire thing in one comic

Yeah that’s the end of that but on a side note

LOOOK AT THEMMM LOOK AT THE BABIES THEYRE SO CUTE BRO I’D STOP BEING A HITMAN TOO IF THESE KITTENS SHOWED UP LOOK AT THEMMMM AHHHHH

[bluebellwren]

Mocking people for having allergies is ridiculous to me because like…you know that if they’re severe enough they could die, right? Within seconds?

[sha-brytols]

alternatively in a hypothetical universe where the wardens werent weird buzzkills about having pets ser pounce a lot would be obsessed with esther and she's like the stereotypical guy who hates cats but all cats seem to love them

[permanentbottombunk]

I want a pet rat again. I miss having rat. They are so neat! Little guys!

[practically-joking-blog]

i am active and i am still thinking about the impractical jokers

how are we practically joking nation!!!!!!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I hope the bloke who sat behind me during dinner had fun seeing me look at the same pic of rivals magneto on my phone for the past like forty minutes