#but my computer and phone did on their own

[seerachii-art]

The Office!AU

Okay, so, a while back I had this really fun idea after watching the show “The Office”. I wanted to make an Obey Me!AU based off of it. So that is exactly what I did.

The AU would mostly be DiaLuci ofc. Diavolo would be a mixture of Jim and Michael Scott. Lucifer would straight up be Pam. But they would not act like their characters. Just it would be a Boss x Receptionist kind of thing. Barbatos is Dwight and Simeon is Angela just for funsies.

The whole plot would revolve around The Three Legged Crow, a company owned by Diavolo’s father that he is bound to take over when older. The Company mostly deals in hotel businesses, though they create different kinds of technology as well. Phones, computers, same as in the actual game. Diavolo’s department focuses on marketing and he is the manager there, studying to eventually take over.

Cue in the new man that comes there, looking for a job.

Diavolo is smitten.

Very smitten.

Lucifer gets the job, as he is, quite frankly overly qualified for it but he needs a job fast.

As he has just unexpectedly had a son, not the most fortunate thing for a college student.

Living with Lucifer are his son and 5 brothers. One of which, aka Mammon, works in the Warehouse. The others being too young for work and Mammon is there for the experience.

So now you have Diavolo pining after Lucifer but Mammon is being just a bit overprotective.

Lucifer is just trying to survive every day with a questionable amount of coffee.

Idk, I just thought this would be a fun AU. If you’d like to know more, please feel free to ask!

Some quick sketches of my fav scene.

[camillomea]

Child of crime alley episode 7:camera records

helluuuu. here is the new episode. thank you for your support with comments. please state your thoughts in the comments. enjoy reading -cami

Jason had returned to the cave after dropping Tim off at the cafe. There was no one there at this hour. He went to the main computer. He sent a message to Barbara

j- Hey Barbara, I have a favor to ask you. Of course, if you are not awake, I will write to you tomorrow

I-I am awake. But I will sleep. What happened at this hour?

j- About Tim

There was no answer but his phone started to ring. It was Barbara. She answered. Jason said “Hey I can ask you later”. He said to Barbara “I am awake, talk”. Jason asked “Do you know where he lives?” Barbara asked “I have no idea. Why are you trying to find him?” Jason said “I am not trying to find him, I already found the area where he lives. He lives in the Alley”. Barbara said “WHAT” in shock. Jason said “Yes. I met him in the evening”. Barbara asked “Did you find out exactly where he lives?” Jason remained silent. Barbara said “Jason”. Jason said “I don’t think he lives anywhere”. He asked Barbara “What”. Jason said “I’m having one of my men investigate but I think he’s homeless.” There was a boom from the other end. Jason said “Barbara.” Barbara said “Please tell me you’re exaggerating or lying.” Jason said “I’m sorry Babs but I don’t think it’s an exaggeration.” He cursed Barbara “Okay what can I do for you?” he said after taking deep breaths to calm himself down for a while. Jason said “I want to access the old camera footage of the cave. I want to know what the hell is going on.” Barbara said “Okay I’ll give you access.” Jason said “Thanks” and turned on the computer. Barbara said “But I want to know every detail.” Jason said “Okay.” They started investigating. The two of them spent the next hours looking at the security footage. They went all the way back to the first footage, they had seen Bruce’s handling of Jason’s death, how crazy he was, how suicidal he was. Then they saw how Tim had dragged himself into this incident, how he became Robin. Jason had stopped the recordings when he first saw Tim. “It’s too small,” he said in a low voice. Barbara remained silent. Jason said, “Babs, how did you not notice this, he is so young,” in hushed tones. His eyes were glowing green. Barbara remained silent. Jason cursed angrily. He took a deep breath to calm himself, then continued to watch. Then, when he saw Tim training with Bruce, Jason was going crazy, he was going crazy. When it was finally over, Jason had to work really hard to calm himself. Every time Tim got hurt, he used the infirmary after every training session to take care of his own wounds, and he had to dress his own wounds, over and over again. Barbara couldn’t say a word either. Jason tried to calm himself for a while, and then he calmed down and said, “Babs, do me a favor and reach Cass, she’s been in town for a while, hasn’t she? Send these to her.” Barbara asked, “Okay, what are you going to do?” His tone was full of anger. Jason said, “I’m going to find Bird and take him to Dr. Leslie. I don’t think he’s even been to a doctor in years. I’m going to make sure everything is okay. Even though I want to beat Bruce to death right now, my priority is Bird,” he said. Barbara said, “Okay, let me know what the doctor says,” and hung up. Jasom got up and took out his phone

J-hey bird. Did you get off work, are you awake?

T- my shift just finished, I’m going to eat something and go to sleep. Why?

J- oh well

He wrote and paused. *How will I convince you? How will I convince you* he thought. Then *I’d better get straight to the point* he thought.

J- hey Timmy well… I’m going to see Dr. Leslie for a check-up. Would you like to come with me? You know Dr. Leslie likes to check all the bats regularly

T- I’ve never been there before

Jason slammed his fist on the table. He took a few deep breaths to calm himself down. then

J: but you should go, it’s very important for your health, Bird. How about I come get Semi. Then we'll go to Dr. Leslie's and have a nice meal when we get out of there

T-…

t- okay

Jason was relieved

J – okay then I'm coming there bird. See you

He wrote. There was a message from Barbara.

B- I told Dr. Leslie that you were coming. He'll pick you up right away

J- thank you Babs.

He wrote. He closed the screen, got on his motorcycle and left the cave

Notes:

rip bruce. he completly deserve it

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I’m always torn about fall daylight savings time. Do i think it’s kinda stupid? Yes. Does it make me look like I fall asleep at a slightly more reasonable time? Also yes, which is the only reason I’m torn about it. It’s going to be dark by five either way, we can’t be saving that much daylight. I can, however, say I fell asleep at 2am instead of 3am so there’s that I guess

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

oh no I just found my stash of selfies from when I was 19-20 and kind of hot. Idk if I can handle this 😭😭

[sp0o0kylights]

hey its me from the "wheres the adopt a jock update, im dying" thing. im so sorry for it. i had know idea there even was a storm and it is 100% not ur job to keep us updated bc ur doing us favour by uploading content, im sorry i took that for granted.

im also sorry this apology came late, i felt to chicken to write one innitially, i dont know if i did end up sending u one, but ur reaction to my ask came up in my feed again and i really wanted to apologise once more.

I'm so sorry for those you lost in this horrid storm and I'm so proud of u for pushing through, everyone is and I hope u know that.

I know this apology doesn't make up for anything but I just wanted u to know that I took in what u responded, u were well in ur right to be pissed off, and I now know for future to type my messages in a kinder way so they don't get taken as a ride remark, I hope u know I didn't type what I said to be rude, not that it matters in anyway.

we're all looking out for u and wish u all the best, have a great day

It's all good fam--I honestly had a few of these messages between here and A03, some a lot ruder that yours, and yours just happened to be the first one I saw when I managed to get a few hours with proper access to Tumblr (Ie not on the craptastic app on my phone, which refuses to let me answer asks and crashes when I try lol.)

Thank you for apologizing, it does mean a lot, and it takes a lot of courage to do it.

It's a weird lesson to learn sometimes, that people who don't know you as well won't always know you're joking/your sense of humor, or may not mentally be in a space to fully comprehend it as a light prod instead of a "hey dude where's my content."

I think it's also a good reminder that fandom is a community first. I know there's a lot of discussion centered around how we're sliding into a more content mill like vibe vs that community, and that a lot of us are getting impacted by it a bit--I'll be the first to say I was more touchy even before the trees because I've had a lot more weird, demanding comments lately than I ever used to get. Not just in ST either--I'm seeing it on my older fics, in fandoms that are significantly smaller and typically very drama-less. While my policy normally is to delete and ignore, sometimes it builds (and then two trees almost kill you by collapsing your house and you start biting heads off after being stuck in a hotel with your family for two weeks.)

Anyway, thank you sincerely, for apologizing. It did not go unnoticed <3

[skeletalheartattack]

just give him some time to come to terms with it. he'll be alright.

[Referencing this post]

[erradox]

2011 vs 2023 Rad grew up along with me. There really is so much I could say about the progression of this character and my art

[thetriangletattoo]

today my nephew asked me what an mp3 reader is I finally understand my elders

[fish-bowl-2]

Thoughts on Ed Edd n Eddy being a Millennium era (1999 - 2000) period piece?

[florida3exclamationpoints]

For the 2 people who voted in my poll and were both unaware of Ruby's existence

Ruby was my hedgehog :) I got her in January 2016 when I was 12 and she was my best little buddy :) she got cancer in 2019 and had to be put down that September. I kept a few of her quills in a little vial charm on a necklace and wore it everyday for years, I just recently stopped wearing it everyday bc I got a different everyday necklace for my best friend. Here are pics of my beautiful baby girl

[katyspersonal]

Also another highlight of ER gameplay is how much Patches helped me without intending to (Fantomette don't read if you didn't find him yet)

So like I explored god knows how much and leveled and seen all kinds of caves yet, until I went down in the lake one (haven't killed dragon there yet, I am working on it). So there was that basic bitch boss cave ok? And I waited for like TEN DARN MINUTES for the boss to appear! TEN minutes!! I thought the game lagged so I gave up and decided to dig in the chest, and MOTHERFUCKING-

HE WAS THE BOSS HGKMKKGYHV LITERALLY THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I EXPECTED!!!! PATCHES WAS A BOSS AAAAA

And so many years later he invented a new trick than just throwing the player off the cliff gfhfjgb And this time it is ACTUALLY player's fault because he didn't ask for help, nor gave advice, nor tossed shiny coins near the cliff, he just... left a chest near a place that looks like a camp, so it was ACTUALLY unfair to open it if you think of it. Damn, they made him have a point instead of being hostile when you didn't even do anything bad ;-; He's grown so much xD unlike his hair

As for how that helped me, I returned in that cave later. He wasn't there (later I learned if you take too long he leaves, so I had to see what he'd say in Youtube), but there was the trap chest. It teleported me in unfamiliar area but I already knew THIS kind of bears was dangerous, so I just snuck away for a bit... Found some sort of chapel, stepped on the round lift there, and it was just. Going down and down and down until it opened such a beautiful sight????

So apparently that took me into a super fun secret map UNDER the main map, it was so entertaining to explore! I could not stop taking the screenshots because there THE SKY AND THE COSMOS ARE THE ONE, and there I found those herbs I needed to craft the anti-madness boluses but had NO idea where to find. Also there were pillars I kept igniting and pillars on the way up the stairs, so when I found them all I got to fight a cool giant reindeer!

Basically the coolest adventure ever that would have missed out on if Patches didn't do his thing bykgjhgfg Because I honestly doubt I'd be able to find that spot on my own.

[guiltyblogging]

Sorry in advance. My tags lost the plot. Take note and get some sleep, kids. Lack of sleep rots your brain, I'm proof.

[snekdood]

i love, and by love i mean hate, when technology decides it knows whats better for me, like when i specifically request it do something and it decides to do something else, even though that thing it does is it's main function

[novadreii]

like really, imagine a man lying about his whereabouts to you and then digging his heels in that he was right to do so when caught because he knew you would be mad. just internally justifying destroying your trust in him for a possible reaction that future you MIGHT have had. not even a little sorry, and looking at you as the bad guy because you're hurt and upset for being deceived. the right thing to do would have been to take the ensuing shitstorm on the chin, apologize and promise to never intentionally deceive me again! bc there is no excuse for betraying trust, and you certainly can't blame a reaction that hasn't fucking happened yet! what backwards ass fucking logic.

[virtual-minotaur]

i do NOT get the concept of not having a home computer anymore (ie a computer the whole family/household can use, often with separate accounts/profiles for each member of the household)

"everything can be done on the phone" that scary thats horrifying.

(long tags)

[causenessus]

BRUISED OIKAWA ❤❤ LOML ❤❤ MATCHMAKER ❤❤ THE GLUE OF THE GROUP ❤❤

bruised part fifteen -> he’s here

m.list

♪ now playing: genesis by grimes ♪

-> fun facts!

oikawa arrived early in the morning and then had iwa drive him around as he visited as many people as possible before it was time to check in for his hotel

yachi made him milk bread and cookies and was paranoid that oikawa didn't try them in front of her so she's been texting him like "did you eat the cookies yet did you like them you have to tell me they took me two days"

oikawa is in his hotel room GIGGLING he thinks he's so smart

yn told oikawa that she's been in love with iwa since high school and that she thinks he started acting weird with her because he figured it out and she's convinced he's uncomfortable with her feeling so now she's going to give iwa space

iwa told oikawa that yachi figured out that iwa has feelings for yn and told her abt it and she figured out that's why he was acting weird and she is uncomfortable with his feelings so he's going to give her space

oikawa has a HEADACHE

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