kinda think the term groomer is being used too much
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Me: I’m aroace and genderfluid
*woman or non-binary person does literally anything hot*
Me: I AM A LESSSSSSSBIAN.
*man does literally anything hot*
Me: I AM GAYY. I AM SO MLM I AM PRACTICALLY A PYRAMID SCHEME
(Still aroace though)
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alr so don't attack me
I think Taylor Swift is overrated ✋🏾🤐✋🏾
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Eating a cute lil egg sammich after the grueling experience of cutting grass with a pair of ✨PRUNERS✨ for like 2 hours. yk as a treat ‼️
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literally my reaction tp seeing human blaze (even if it isnt exactly like that lol)
LMAO-
I love this reaction
😏
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not me listening to all time low in the year of our Lort 2023
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One funny difference between J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis is that Tolkien seemed entirely uninterested in writing about sex, whereas Lewis's writing was also chaste but with barely repressed kinkiness simmering just beneath the surface
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I'm currently taking care of family friends' cat bc they're on vacation, so obviously I'm gonna use that lol.
So. Vlad's on vacation. He has to leave his cat behind. He somehow forces Danny to take care of it while he's gone. You get the picture.
But the problem is, batfam started looking into this shady millionaire. And they finally decided to take action and look through this creep's mansion. But they forgot he obviously hired someone for babysitting his cat.
So now Danny walked in, he has headphones in, he's singing songs, doing his little dance. He gives the cat food, pets her, let's her out. Maybe he even gives water to the plants. And than he plops down, connects to the wifi and goes on social media.
Meanwhile batfam are trying to quickly figure out how to quickly complete their mission, without allerting this random teen. That's not that hard on itself, but he always seems to follow them! Especially Jason, Cass and Damian.
[another addition is that when Danny finally discovers them, they scare him so badly, he falls on the floor, accidentally duplicate and turns into his ghost form. He's floating over his body, looks down and then back at the bats "...I was about to say you scared me to death, but I don't think it's appropriate anymore" (yes I did thought of this specific scenario jist to put that joke there leave me alone). Batman meanwhile is trying very hard not to adopt the ghost (and cry. He's trying very hard not to cry.)]
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Fellas….
Is it gay to move in with ur bandmate, call yourself his boyfriend, and also constantly mention that you’re generally happier, healthier, and sleeping better since you did?
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