#but maybe it is

[juniper-clan]

Slickpaw: I'm a medicine cat apprentice!

Heronstar, who just lost a friend who was a medicine cat apprentice: Huh.

It's too bad he won't live ... but then again, who does?

[nubimera]

For my weekly post "ezra x reader but", today I offer you the trope where one of them thinks the other is dead and destroys themselves only to reunite later and have the other be horrified by what they've become

[sky-is-the-limit]

Engl*nd, Fr*nce and P*rtugal winning feels like my fav NT just lost 0-10.

[pinkeoni]

I think Will has God-like powers because of hints in the show but it’s also because I’m selfish and I want him to be the most powerful character

[kiriwiwii]

trying to hide my screen when im writing about some boys from a random ass idol game is so hard in a public place😒 thank god i write in english so no one rly understands it here but sometimes i need to translate it and??? it's embarrassing HELP

[heaven-helpus]

you know, i feel like my depression is getting better and then i realize i haven't had an appetite for about 2 weeks now and it hasn't gotten any better

[rome-roy]

im so tired. im so tired. im so tired.

of everything being the same

day in. day out. day in. day out.

being there for everyone else

yet no one thinks about me

sick of the sadness. sick of the envy.

im so tired. im so tired. im so tired.

[macravishedbymactavish]

3, 5, & 35 for the ask game :D

<3

3. Do you miss anyone

As silly as it is, I'm missing my OG guinea pig pretty bad recently (he left this mortal plane earlier this summer)

Lovingly named Artyom (after the silent protagonist from the Metro series) who we had for 6 or 7 years from being a baby. So when my husband decided to pick back up on Metro Exodus and everyone keeps talking to/about Artyom I keep expecting my pig to scream.

(Unrelated, but Metro Artyom now has a face and body and hot damn)

5. Is there anyone who can always make you smile 

My husband and my friend at work. Both of the doofuses have the best intentions and bizzare antics.

I can't count the amount of times I've told them to shut up or I hate them inbetween fits of laughter (endearingly of course)

35. Favourite subject 

In school? Biology. Well suiting with my line of work

In life? Pretty big on games and music

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[willowcrowned]

if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[thankstothe]

folk hero really