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we finally meet aliens and it turns out yeah theyre chill and oh yeah they are silicone based and its all fine and good. some confusion at first as Diplomacy happens of course but after everything chills out its just like "yeah aliens are real" and youre like one of the first ones to start dating an alien bc youre an alien fucker (of course) and youre figuring it out its a lil weird for both of u but u both have good humor about navigating all the cultural differences and whatnot its all good but when you finally decide to have sex you end up just decided to strap up and peg them see how well it works and its all going fine until you pull the dildo out and realize oh uh its uhm. melting. its melting a bit. the like outer part of the silicone Has Somewhat Melted and its gone all soft and looks like it mightve lost a couple of small chunks. on account of the. uhm. silicone basis. of various liquids being produced here. like not a ton but it was a pretty long session so its definitely Noticable. and now youre wondering if you just poisoned your new alienfriend and if youre gonna cause a diplomatic incident. would that be fucked up or what.
#buzzy#for scientific accuracy I have no idea whether a silicone based life forms alien pussy juice#would degrade silicone toys in a similar manner#but like. idk maybe#like i dont even know if it would be like present in high enough quantities like how much carbon do we have in our whatnot#i dunno#stilll i just got the mental image so. enjoy.
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
#rambling#and idk but like if this incentivises you to do some stretches too then that's great! remember to be kind to yourself#but im mostly directing this at myself because i was thinkng about these things while doing a 15 min stretch routine and i feel silly#but silly is okay as long as i keep going#edit: haha wow this post blew up. im gonna tag it with a few things to maybe help me find it later if necessary#sisyphus#body maintenance#popular post
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after watching several povs, there's something so striking about the way mumbo died.
he dies at home, first of all, which is notable in its own right because so much of his time was spent running about, usually in pursuit of kills. he dies with grian, too— to a thing grian created, no less, but it isn't actually grian's fault for once.
mumbo dies in that tall tower and when lightning strikes, from all across the server, everyone looks. their eyes land on that tower, and everyone is watching. even in grian's perspective, you can see everyone at renwood mound, lined up and staring. those at the bamlands looked on too.
they didn't see mumbo die, but they saw grian's grief. grian, who, throughout this season, has seemed cruel and untouchable to those outside of his circle due to his involvement with and knowledge of the wild cards. they watch grian immediately crumble under the weight of mumbo's death; several of them even explicitly comment, "look at grian, he's grieving, he's in mourning."
i like to think that, until that moment, grian was almost god-like in their minds; now, though, he's the quintessential concept of humanity. grief can be religious if you do it right, after all. even beyond the grian aspect though, isn't this just the most despairing omen of what's to come?
i mean, there's something about this image of a man fallen from grace, crying out as he holds the mangled corpse of his friend in the home they made together, high in the sky, on display for all the world to bear witness to. and the world did bear witness, be it with pity, horror, joy... it doesn't matter, because they saw.
the canary curse has been broken, but this was a fittingly foreboding, tone-setting image that did a stunning job filling its shoes
#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#idk im not normal#i just really want someone to draw mumbo's death. im imagining it almost panel-wise?#like some panels of all the expressions on the onlookers' faces#plus of course the shot of mumbo#and a shot of grian#maybe both together.. idk im not an artist i just write#mumbojumbo#grian#trafficblr#wild life#life series#wlsmp#wild life smp#mumbo#watcher grian#technically#mumbo jumbo#waffle duo
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff#but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me#its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university#but some ppl dont even get that chance#maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick#but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw#📼
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the mortifying ordeal of being known
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I think with Yor being so perceptive, she picks up on little things often (like we saw in ch 103). i believe this would impact loid more so than the usual person, because he is a spy and fakes every part of himself, so to be seen is simultaneously desirable and horrifying. like, it makes him torn between wanting to accept and reciprocate the love, or distancing himself so that it doesn't happen again.
thats mostly what the last panel is about, that dichotomy between 'omg this person noticed this about me, is this love' and 'oh shit this person noticed this about me, is this Doom'
just some thoughts i had🤪
#unrelated but i kinda dont like how this comic turned out 😭 its like the first time i actually made a full rough draft first#and it somehow made the final product messier#and idk they just dont look like themselves???#it was more difficult to do it this time even though its mostly just them standing idk#maybe the lack of action was what made it difficult because#how many ways can you frame the same scene#for six pages#Anyways#spy x family#my art#loid forger#yor forger#sxf#twiyor#sxf loid#sxf yor
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Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.
Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.
#scribbles#fakemon#pokemon#cerbernard's tusks aren't tusks as much as they are frozen drool#honestly i am still not 100% set on typing#i've tentatively settled on ice/normal but also maybe they should be something that resists ice?#idk man i just like buppy#EDIT i have decided Berrel is Ground (it likes to dig storage bunkers for berries it finds)#and Cerbernard is Ground/Ice#Ability Thick Fat or Fur Coat#1k#5k#10k
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Penelope reading Colin to filth in front of god, the queen and the ton is kinda funny though
He really went on a whole trip across Europe to reinvent himself as a charming and mysterious ladiesman only for her to go: What a poser. He’s still a nerd. Hashtag not my Colin
#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#i feel like episode one was very focused on him or maybe i was more focused on him idk#polin#bridgerton#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#bridgerton season 3#6k#7k#8k
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How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jeff fnaf#oswald fnaf#pit bonnie#into the pit#jeff’s pizza#spring bonnie#UNSERIOUS comic time…#it’s so funny Jeff in canon would fall for a deez nuts joke#he fell for ‘Ima Lousirr’ prank call#he didnt even notice until Oswald had to point it out to him#idk who taught pit Bonnie this joke#maybe he learned on his own on his quest to appear like a normal human#can’t believe he’d take Jeff out like that in TOTALLY real canon#Jeff don’t unbelievably dirty#yes this comic is an excuse to draw Jeff again 🩵
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i keep being to emotional over all the angst that the fandom keeps churning out of skully death so like have at thee. skully comeback.
#technically my first halloween boys / ramshackle gang fanart wroww#and like my second ever time drawing fellow & gidel... or.. ernesto and gino.. as they say...#AHGSGHDHGFHGAHAHAHHA#ueagh#mmnghnn idk how i'll last a year without skully bruh DISPLEX RELEASE HIMMMMMMM. NYEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wait actually i have no gems ermmm maybe i can wait a year#twst#twisted wonderland#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#rollo flamme#twst fellow#twst rollo#twst oc#twst yuu#skully j graves#twst skully#doodle bin#yuulis crowley
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We don’t talk enough about Marcille wearing elven clothes pre-canon. Falin would have died right then and there if she ever saw Marcille dressed like this
#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#Idk if this counts as spoilers but I’m tagging it to be safe#now I think about it when how long has marcille been dungeon diving with Laios and falin#maybe falin already saw her like this once?#art by ryoko kui#r posts
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This picture of Scar and Tango is so gorgeous??? I love it so much I want it framed and put on my wall rn /silly
#picture is from Aimsey btw!!#well idk if they took it#prolly from like. a photographer ir maybe aimsey is just hiding secret camera skills O didn't know about#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#tango#Augh I love them so much your honor
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rolls for days!!!
#the big jar in the back was gonna be a jumping spider enclosure but i think it’d be hard to manage. and i don’t wanna deal w a mesh top#so i’m thinking snails?? maybe??#if i could figure out how to do a shrimp or crab set up. i just want a single itty bitty crab in there#i would name it smthn like. gustav. janet. lawson. miranda. idk#i will gladly take ideas on what to put in it!! moss is also in consideration#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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#jrwi apotheosis#peter sqloint#idk why the original post blew up so much#its low key annoying only because like I try to post art and stuff and that never gets any traction#but I make some random joke post like my Slimecicle BG3 blue hair post or vent post like this#then suddenly I get all the likes and reblogs#anyways it's Peter Sqloint now#idk maybe I'll change it again later
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