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does asmr make anyone else literally gag
#ramblings#i hate whispering and mouth noises#but like no offense to the ppl who do it#make that money yall#its just not for me
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way
#experiencing some BIG FEELINGS OVER THIS REVELATION#listen i have never ever been bothered abt not seeing someone in a while or making time to talk to them bc in my mind its like not thst muc#time has passed. i mean it with every fibre of my being that when im like 'oh its ok even though we havent talked in a while and have our#own things going on it doesnt mean we're not friends anymore since we left things on a good note 8 months ago' i sincerely believe that#and for the longest time i just thought everybody makes peace with it at some point and not automatically assuming the other person doesnt#wanna talk to me anymore or smth. my longest lasting friendships are with ppl who work the same way i just thouhght that was normal#whatever organ everybody has that makes them reach out to their friends and plan hang outs i probably dont have it#i was already hesitant to ask out Alex bc i spend almost every waking hour doing smth that isnt talking to ppl unless they happen to be in#the vicinity. and at first it was bc i planned on making sure i had everything set up so i dont get stressed out and do it one at a time#but then i find out theres a friendship decay mechanic? and after dating and marrying someone you lose -10 friendship points for every#day u dont talk to them?? actually ive probably been losing friendship points this whole time without knowing bc of this?????#and i notice a lot of my own habits are also reflected in how i play bc ive been avoiding getting close to pierre and marnie since its more#of a professional relationship. like i know theyre npcs but im approaching it the way i would in real life its fucking nuts#i think its a little relieving im playing /as/ a character than myself bc as im playing im just making up little interactions in my head#than approaching things the way i would myself so it takes a bit of the stress off trying to put myself in there as a spectator. but well#being in a relationship demands a certain amount of energy even more so when theyre things that already take up energy on its own#like making time to talk to your partner and make sure they know theyre loved. i dont always have energy to put all my mental focus into it#and this is true for real life so im not really bothered by not dating anyone. but when its a game and i want my character to be with someo#and i know its fully optional and i know i could just apply the same logic to this i dont /want/ to. sometimes i want to experience#the same things other people do at least to a certain degree without the same emotional andmental stakes#no offense krobus#yapping#stardew#stardew valley#puppy plays sdv#sdv#this game has me by the ankles man
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quick tfp optimus
#my art#optimus prime#tfp#transformers#ramble ahead but i cant believe how good tfp is wtf#i cant believe i watched wfc trilogy before tfp why would i do that. no offense to ppl who liked wfc i enjoyed it quite a bit but i#felt like nothing ever really happened in that show ever. idk. the animation was nice iloved seeing g1 designs in 3d but um. everything els#felt so slowpaced nd boring..dont get me wrong i love slowpaced shit but i felt like the whole show was building up to something and then#nothing happened#anyways. optimus.#i used to really not care about him that much because ooghh megatron i love villains but tfp optimus is everything to me hes SO wifey#watching wfc first didnt help either because he was honestly kind of an asshole in it and kept disregarding what every1 else had to say#but anyways. my wife. my girlfriend
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i know its easy for me to get bad faith'd bcuz my stake in it is as an i guess 'cishet passing' masc bi man who can b attracted to masc women but once ppl realize bisexual butches exist and identify as butch i think youll be a lot happier and also a lot less weird. ppl do this same thing w feminine men where ppl act like fem bi men dont exist bcuz if ur a feminine man who fucks men you cant be attracted to women youre just faking or closeted or something. very silly. just in general recognizing gnc people can be bisexual (or straight, and not in a metrosexual way or something, they just Exist, also gnc trans people exist) is probably gonna be good for you. treating gender nonconformity like its inherently fetishistic if attractive to the 'wrong' people is not the win u think it is but get well soon guys
#its weird w masc women who r attracted to men bcuz they can get blamed for butch lesbians getting hit on by men#as if its their fault. and also no offense but unless a dude knows explicitely youre a lesbian yeah he might hit on you that doesnt like#necessarily make him shitty or fetishistic or something. like im a bisexual man. i like masculine women too.#if i find out ur a lesbian i do not want to date you either but i dont inherently know ur a lesbian w my mind powers#like i get where ppl r coming from when they talk abt trying to be gnc or very strongly come off as 'gay' so the other gender is 'repelled'#but like . there r men who r attracted to masc women and women who r attracted to fem men#a lot of those ppl who r attracted to gnc ppl r bisexual or trans. sometimes theyre cishet. its cool
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"who's hotter? blonde anime stick man or lawn gnome?" i cant tell if this is an improvement over finding the cartoon skeletons attractive or not
#look no offense i respect everyones taste.#but i am totally convinced ppls attraction to senshi is at least partially a bit of some sort.#or is based off that One singular image of him with his helmet off#with the nice collared shirt. you know the one. anyways#or maybe its his personality. idk im not the type of person who finds ppl physically attractive bec of their personality#to me physical attraction is just that. physical. but everyone brings up his personality traits and im like. Alright#lawn gnome lookin ass.#literally no hate at all but i do not get it. he just looks too cartoony for me. its the eyes i think.#i appreciate his panty shots but you will not get me to say that man is hot.#if i lose followers or receive hate for this opinion#im sorry for letting you down.
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it will never fail to annoy me when I see writers trying desperately to control how their work is viewed and refuse to give any creativity to the fandom
#this is about arcane lmao#like igaf about what the creator says the characters sexualities are#if they cared that much they should've stressed it in their work#then you have ppl like nora who are like#'ya sure jean and Jeremy are together here is a 3 book series on it'#and when she disagrees with a fan theory she doesn't try to control our perception#she'll usually say its for us to decide#and full offense but if my straight family sees jayvik and immediately says they're gay#thats on the writer lmao#if you wanted them to be more brotherly you should've written them more brotherly#and then going 'theyre ace!' as a cop out#as if gay asexuals aren't here#like im ace and yall can jump using our identity to say why the characters shouldn't be together#do yall really think us ace folks dont want partners?#ntm it feels like theyre saying 'meh we gave you caitvi why do you want more?'#like idk maybe bc you were the one who attracted a queer audience by having queer relationships#also last thought lol#but gay ships are almost never canon#so especially fuck off trying to tell ppl that characters arent queer#urdtarah complains
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I really wanted Jimmy to win Real Life after what he went through in that cave but his death scream absolutely makes up for the fact that he died
#trafficblr#real life smp#life series#I will say the fandom would be no offense insufferable if he did win so.#ppl would be like ‘you stupid canary curse truthers are trying to take away his win just because you want him to die first always!’#when it’s like ‘THATS NOT A REAL WIN 😭 THIS ISNT A REAL SEASON 😭’#like I’m already facing this problem with Cleo being a winner it would just be a million times worse if Jimmy won#all I gotta say to people who think RL counts as a true win: do u rlly believe that if Cleo were close to winning next season she should let#someone else do it because she ‘already won’? do you REALLY think RL is an adequate win that she would be hogging all the wins by winning an#actual season?#anyways ignore these tags this is about Jimmy’s fnafjumpscare scream
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Casually info dumping about SGE onto my unsuspecting friends
#sge#the school for good and evil#fuck netflix#no offense to ppl who like the netflix adaptation#but i fucking hate it#so goddamn much#I could not get through it#and I refuse to make another attempt to do so#info dump
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i love how you word any of your strong opinions it's like I see so many people saying "oh well you know I'm not a big fan of it :)" so then it's very refreshing to see you saying "will never be loved by me." your honesty is much appreciated
ok but this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever been sent. i can’t even lie i’m literally just autistic like to me there’s no point in pretending 💀 like once i settle on a ship i like that’s absolutely IT. like we’re done here there’s zero changing my mind literally absolutely none ever it’s not possible. purly? tarry? jally??? helllll no. sorry lmfao
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so this is happening......
#in case ur wondering what the hell is going on over there#im so sad#im gonna miss twitter... unlike tumblr it felt truly global#sm international artists!!! 😭#i actually made korean(for cookierun) and japanese(for yyh) mutuals😭#its the only place i could do that#im so sad i made a lot of friends on twitter and saw so much amazing art everyday#and actually had mutuals/followed artists in the same fandom who liked the same niche charas/ships i do#i cant do that on here...#no offense to the ppl who post here but a lot of it isnt to my taste fmdbfnnd i cant search tags bc i always see stuff i dont want to see#characterizations/ships i dont like etc#whenever i searched thru a tag i always regretted it mfbfnfbfbd#not that i dont see it on twitter but i also saw more stuff i liked....#a lot more artists on there...#who r not on here#SO SAD TT
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ok ive had enough of queering judaism. can we start judaizing queerness now. or something
#like. it feels like so much of this queering judaism shtus just layers an american/secular queer identity over judaism#which i guess is fine for certain communities. but it's only going to push you away from orthodoxy#and if as queer jews we already feel like our queerness makes us into secularized outsiders in our own communities#how does this help? is trying to get our communities to embrace an essentially secular american iteration of queer identity supposed to mak#us feel LESS like outsiders? it's not quite doing it for me#we need a queerness that comes from within judaism that is essentially jewish#ive seen a couple of articles recently from ppl talking abt how word/concept of butch doesnt exist in their language & culture#but they use it anyway#& like. i love being butch. it's important to me ill never give it up#& i am american too. but my whole identity as a butch he/him lesbian is exclusively secular american it came from the outsifr#which is definitely due in large part to the fact that my Gender Problems were really tied up w orthodox jewish gender roles#so naturally to get out of that i'd pull on something not jewish. but i wish there was another option? idk if that's possible#or how it would look#maybe that's why im obsessed w the idea of a butch w long curly payos.... 😦#i forgot where i was going w this but yeah it's frustrating#this is a large part of why im wary of starting a queer Jewish club on campus bc the people who would wanna start it w mr#well no offense but they are insufferable about this#(incidentally they're also insufferable about chanukah. no surprises there)#op#jew blogging#others have Actually written abt all this tho
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Man, with how vague Splatoon is about its lore/plot points sometimes, I’m very wary of people who claim there is One Definitive Interpretation of this that or the other thing. Like no, just because the game uses they/them pronouns for Captain 3 doesn't mean giving them any other pronouns is misgendering. Like, unless you have something from actual canon (ie. the games themselves or dev interviews) to back it up, then I don't think it's fair to expect people to Universally Agree With You or Else. Going "This is how I see things, I really don't like it when people see it this other way" is fine but "This is how I see things, I am RIGHT and anyone who thinks otherwise is WRONG" is not. People have different opinions. You are not obligated to agree with them, but at the same time, they are not obligated to agree with you.
#splatoon#gonna ramble about the specific example that inspired this post#(no it is not they/them Capn 3 it's more... complicated than that)#anyways#there is One Specific Person on tumblr who is#Very Adamant on how to think of callie's s2 arc#like#they insist that the hypnoshades work how real world hypnosis does#(ex they just make you more susceptible to suggestion)#when like#Canonically#we dont know how they work#nintendo doesnt know how they work#and while i do think their interpretation is better then 'oH nO CaLlIe WaS bRaInWaShEd By ThE oCtArIaNs"#i do not think they are Objectively Correct#like i get having Opinions about your Comfort Characters#(god knows i certainly do)#but at some point u gotta realize u cant just brute force everyone to see them the same way you do#and thats okay!#They Are A Fictional Character#at some point u just gotta realize#ppl disagreeing w u on said Comfort Character is Not a personal offense#anyways this goes without saying but don't harass/try to ask me who i'm referring to here#bc 1) if u frequent the tag like i do u prolly know who im talking about#and 2) It Will Not Help#this is an Everyone Problem
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try not to mischaracterize female characters challenge (failed by many)
#shitpost#technically this is about bsd.#but this could also apply to fandoms in general#plenty of ppl do a good job. however if i had a nickel for everyti-#i dont usually post this stuff this is probably so out of left field#im having a moment about my blorbos#additional challenge: describe a female character without using the term 'girlboss' or 'wine aunt'. or 'motherly'/some other familial term#no offense to people who Do use these terms (i am also guilty) but like. surely there's more to them than that
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hold on im still too mad at this one fucking guest to take a nap i need to be a hater for a minute
#so when i say hell on earth kinda day i mean HELL ON EARTH kinda day#we had a large bus travel group from slovakia and then some other guests and it was almost a hundred people for breakfast#the bus group all came at the same time they descended onto the buffet like fucking seagulls i swearrrrr#and i divided tasks like i had two helpers with me in the kitchen so one guys job was just to gather dirty dishes + washing + taking clean#ones back out#and the other guy running around the buffet checking whats needed + restockjng the cold food + telling me all the hot stuff that needs#refilling. so i was in the kitchen making all the hot foods on constant rotation + chopping fruits and making smoothies and shit#and like we managed. WE MANAGED. the buffet was never even half empty at any point like yes there was always something that was empty but#dude who cares if the vanilla yoghurt is empty for 5 mins just pick something else.#and everyone was happy with their breakfast and really nice when asking if we have more of this and that etc and then there was one lady#this ONE FUCKINGGGG lady i swear i almost threw hands#she was complaining about everythinggggggggggg#about there not being any more fried eggs (already in the pan. done in 2 mins. but when helper nr2 told her that she said well why did we#run put in the first place) about the bread station being full of crumbs like girl its BREAD. my giy was running up and down the buffet#wiping it off and cleaning as fast as he could but if you allow people to cut their own bread there will be fucking crumbs. the fuck.#then she also didnt like how the butter looked bc OBV people kept using the butter and no matter how many times you go in and make it look#neat again as soon as the next person takes some it will not look picture perfect anymore#like while i was running back and forth restocking stuff with my arms full she TOOK MY ARM and pointed at things and was like#'this looks shit' so does your fucking face but you dont see me getting physical about it#and then when i came out with a big tray of fresh glasses and cups she pointed to where someone had spilled some water at the dispenser and#went 'there is water on the buffet' (far away from any food + literally its just water) and i said 'yes i know' and she goes 'well it doesnt#look very appealing. this is the worst buffet ive ever seen' and i go 'well surely you have seen how busy we are' and she FUCKING GOES#'i dont care. i paid money for this.' and i go 'well that makes two of us for not caring. we'll get to it when we have the time.' and she#said something else idk what bc i was finished with my task and had SHIT TO DO BC PPL WERE STILL EATING#so i just turned and ran back to the kitchen to keep working#actually i got back to the kitchen and said to guy nr1 'i need to go punch something' and then went out the back and started kicking the#shit out of a pile of paper boxes and THEN i continued working#and then she started TAKING PICTURES of everything she didnt like of the buffet like full offense i hope she gets hit by a bus#like with some people you can just tell they never worked a day in the service industry and no matter what you do theyll keep complaining#anyways :) tag limit. apparently. so its nap time now. honk shoo snork mimimi and so forth <3
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who's team r u gonna join for splatfest? moneys been losing so maybe frye has a chance </3
team love i didnt get to join marina's team in 2 so this is like next best thing for me plus love won the last two runs of this fest i want the streak completed 🫶🏾
#like its kind of a sweet sentiment that love has continued to win like *sniffs* love compassion and care for one another <:]#no offense to frye but if i were to pick another team it wouldve been money fame is nothing.#sorry to the 'fame is love and money' crowd but leave me alone the hell. i do not wanna be famous 😭#also. im gonna b annoying. but it isnt inherently true bc there have been broke famous ppl </3 imagine how much that'd suck#oo and fame w no like Real love? ppl who are a famous persons echo chamber or are obsessed w the *idea* of u? no thank you sorry team fame#asks#anon
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