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Blond women are my weakness
#they are so hot#women are hot#but like BLONDES#I will let them step on me#kick me#spit me#bonus points if they are mean#but lovingly
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️⚧️ a short comic about looking back
#trans pride#transmasc#comics#autobio comics#transgender#this reads a little more melancholy than I meant it to!#I think I forget how far I’ve come#like oh yeah this rules actually my body’s changed so much#also I grew my hair out and I’m less blond now#anyway I love being on testosterone :)#life saving magic potion that makes you hot and happy#my art#Magnus post art at a reasonable hour challenge (impossible)
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Labru modern aus fics be like:
Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.
#give them a romcom#they are a autistic couple don't forget that#like yeah I'm the moment and yeah I go to the supermarket every day at a specific time to see this blond guy#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#labru#kabru of utaya#kabru
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so,,, i just read all of dungeon meshi in a week, here are my favs hdhdvdjfg
#these characters are so fun to draw gguhhhh#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#labru#kabru#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#izutsumi#izutsumi dungeon meshi#what a surprise that i like the blonde guy and the cat girl
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“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”
they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”
#she's like welp im in love with a blonde man i guess im screwed#and he's like lololol i would literally do anything for her i wonder why that is#percabeth#percy and annabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series
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💗📑STUDY LIKE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER💗📃
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#studying#studyblr#student life#hermione granger#paris geller#rory gilmore#elle woods#blair waldorf#spencer hastings#harry potter#gilmore girls#legally blonde#gossip girl#pretty little liars#study tips#study#study like#study like hermione#study like elle woods#study like rory#study like paris#study like blair#study like spencer#study motivation#studying tips#wonyoungism#pink academia#girlblogger#girlblogging#this is a girlblog
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i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny
#HES LIKE POSITION OF GAY BLOND LOVE INTEREST HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#yes I will take this very touching moving scene and make it into a gay joke yes I will#he’s like dEKU WAIT IVE BEEN YEARNING but also he’s so proud#I wonder what exactly he gets here finally?#maybe that Izuku ever pitied him back in the river scene but loved him#hhkwjeoekkekd they make me NUTS
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gravity falls x the night of the hunter (1955)
#the latest in my series of crossovers between nerd shit and oldass movies!#gravity falls#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#billford#the night of the hunter#crossover#art tag#i am sorry about classic skinny blond humanbill. but it is how i think he would look in this setting#i dont think he would have one designated human form it would depend on where he was and what he was doing#oh also i actually started doing these in like. may. and then i got distracted#and finally finished them just now lol#OH ALSO gfalls fandom watch this movie please its sooooo good#and i hope im not misremembering but im p sure it was the inspiration for bipper's design
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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it#and now HAN is used to this#and leia does not care#but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment#or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars#original trilogy#ot#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#bobaluke#dinluke#the mandalorian#boba fett#din djarin
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7/3: pov u r nanami kento pleased that i managed to pull smth together in time for your bday
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanami kento#nanami#fanart#jjk fanart#i ws like I Need To Get This Done Today I Should Not Fully Render It#and then i said bet and did anyway#with 2 hours to spare !!!!!!#thats what we in this house call Winning#hbd nanami please forgive me fr spending most of it drawing gojo.......im so sorry i didnt know ill be better ill do better...#tiny smiling nanami u mean so much to me....#i did smth a little bit different with the shape of his nose also and let me just say i am Down On One Knee#hate to simp over a blond man but
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Can I just say, I really appreciate how Critical Role plays the Devil trope straight. There's been this phenomena in a lot of modern media (I'm not going to mention specifics but I'm sure a few examples pop up in people's minds) where Hell and the Devil aren't scary or malevolent forces. Hell is portrayed as being basically the same as our world just "edgier", and the Devil is a pretty decent guy actually. Heaven are secretly the real bad guys!
But Critical Role doesn't do that. In Exandria, Asmodeus *feels* like the Devil. He's malevolent and manipulative and terrifyingly powerful and he hates you, personally. We never see that type of portrayal anymore! And it's amazing! And he still manages to be sympathetic and tragic without losing his edge!
And the "Good Gods" are portrayed as flawed without being secretly evil or something! Like, actual nuance? In my Heaven/Hell dichotomy? What!?
It's just such a breath of fresh air after so many "The Devil was right, actually" stories. So props to Matt and Brennan and the cast.
#bg3 does this too which i appreciate#on my “Make Hell Terrifying Again” agenda#I can only see the devil be portrayed as a poor little meow meow so many times before i lose my mind#i feel like that sort of portrayal does such a disservice to the actual mythology/religion behind demons/hell/the devil#its gotten tired. y'all#this post is inspired by me#opening up the lucifer tag and having to filter through a million posts about either tom ellis or some blonde circus twink#like PLEASE END MY SUFFERING#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#exu calamity#cr downfall#critical role#cr meta#cr asmodeus#the lord of the hells#asmodeus cr#asmodeus the lord of the nine hells#nine hells#the devil
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not the naked window neighbor but the one always taking pictures in gorgeous lingerie 🥰
(fka bewitchingbimbo)
#I felt like a slutty rapunzel in this bra back when my hair was blonde like fr#certified fatherless behavior
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Sometimes all it takes is a leap of faith
#its always the blond ones who get me#i imagine the 360 to be akin to like a backflip or something#parkciv#parkour civilization#evbo#this series was absourdly good????#like???#i enjoy mc content but I usually don‘t get into these narrated ones#but this one actually went hard#art#artists on tumblr#mcyt
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i prefer the term ‘artificial person’ myself
#alien franchise#alien 1979#ash alien#alien romulus#andy alien romulus#David 8#Prometheus#bishop aliens#aliens 1986#annalee call#alien resurrection#I LOVE YOU ANDROID CHARACTERS 🧘♀️🧘♀️🧘♀️#fanart#my art#yeah#no Walter sorry I love him but I ain’t drawing that man twice#notice how the only blonde one is David and he’s like that. yeah. white devil
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sorry Mystra he’s not your wizard anymore
#my art#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#bg3 mystra#always thought she was blonde…#also yeah outfit change oh well#sorry mother of all magic but you told him to die so now I’m gonna hunt you down for sport#this is like the one thing I make sure to do every time I make it to act 3#baldur’s gate 3
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